"You, Biyang, you asked Smida about a little secret yesterday but you won't tell us, huh?"

“They were recruited.” Li Yu pushed up his glasses. “Otherwise, you can ask Lin Mo.”

"I don't know anything." Lin Mo refused to answer; he didn't understand either. "Go ask the class monitor."

“Born! You fucking can’t.” Guo Huowang was about to say, “You’re not having an affair with the class monitor, are you?” but Li Yu stopped him with a look.

Oh, I forgot, you can't spread rumors about the class monitor in this class, not even a little bit. It's pure literary inquisition. Anyone who dares to spread rumors will be invited for tea by Lao Ni the next day.

He was immediately terrified; Old Ni's tea was full of goji berries and tasted terrible.

"Born." In the end, Guo Huowang just cursed, cowardly as a mouse, and continued playing with his Little Genius watch.

Li Yu, meanwhile, was stroking his beard and staring at Lin Mo.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Mo pointed at him. "They say men are like one-yuan coins, one side is 1, and the other side is a chrysanthemum."

"You think you can just pick Nantong after a couple of glances, huh?" Li Yu accused, though he was just analyzing the situation.

Last night, Han Zhiheng didn't dare to say anything to him, only revealing that he had caught Lin Mo and the class monitor having a secret meeting.

But that's quite intriguing.

As the class's informant, he naturally had to find out the details.

He simply enjoys the feeling of being the mastermind behind everything, watching the bunch of clowns in the class chattering away in a confused manner, while he remains clear-headed.

So, he observed things at the beginning of evening self-study and made an unexpected discovery.

Shen Qingning kept peeking in this direction; surely she wasn't looking at Han Shen?

However, his perspective was still too poor. He always sought the truth when verifying information and could not be too arbitrary.

We need to find a good location for observation, which will serve as the control group.

After looking around for a long time, Li Yu decided on Huang Yiti's spot, which had a clear view to both sides and was practically a god-like position for spying on the whole situation.

He got up, went over, and patted Huang Yiti, whose expression was inexplicably resolute.

"?"

"I want to talk to you about something. Let's switch seats during evening self-study."

Huang Yiti frowned, his gaze sweeping over Li Yu's position, then searching for Li Yu's image in his recent tragic memories. Hmm, Li Yu didn't seem to be one of Aruba's participants.

Li Yu had a good reputation. Although he was gloomy, he was a know-it-all. If you forgot to ask him about something big or small, you could always find the answer.

Moreover, Yang Jianshen, who was sitting next to him, was someone Aruba had been most enthusiastic about before. Now that he was having a cold war with Yang Jianshen, it was a good opportunity for him to get some fresh air.

What really excited him was that Chen Wenxin was right next to Li Yu. If he sat down there, he and Chen Wenxin would only be separated by an aisle of a little over a meter.

The thought that his weathered profile, bearing the marks of a battle, would soon be gazed upon by a young girl filled Huang Yiti with excitement.

Is this fate? God opened his anus, but also opened his peach blossom window.

"Change!" Huang Yiti said excitedly after closing his eyes and thinking for a moment, which surprised Li Yu.

"Then pack your things."

"No need to pack, my mind is made up," Huang Yiti said resolutely. "Someone has already made me lose heart."

Yang Jianshen was randomly selected and cursed "idiot." Seeing Li Yu switch places, he thought of Huang Yiti's blissful expression when he was being humiliated by Aruba.

"Hey, Li Kongxu, you didn't actually do 'that' with Huang Yiti in the dorm, did you?"

Li Yu was adjusting his perspective and picking up paper and pen to record the experiment when he heard Yang Jianshen's slander and couldn't help but get angry.

Damn it, why is everyone in this class making fun of him from Nantong?!

Is it because he wears glasses, is short, and has a long beard?

"Oh yeah, yeah, I even use sandpaper when I go to the toilet, and I exercise with an angle grinder whenever I have free time, okay?"

Li Yu has stopped pretending; it's time to give these people a real shock.

Upon hearing this, Yang Jianshen's tall frame seemed to shrink considerably.

He had a strange feeling that even though Li Yu was much shorter than him, he looked like a little girl at that moment.

Out of respect for the strong, Yang Jian gave a thumbs up.

"Wow, so that's how steel doors are made."

"Yaoyao, where are the jujubes with donkey-hide gelatin that I gave you last time?"

"Here it is, hehe, I was just about to eat some." Huang Yaoyao took out a bag of jujubes with donkey-hide gelatin.

"Oh, I'll give you a new bag tomorrow. How about we share this one?"

"Ah?" Huang Yaoyao felt sorry for her; her snack ration had been reduced a lot lately, and Wen Xin had shared a lot with Lin Mo.

Lin Mo's skills in getting close to girls were almost on par with hers, and he gradually became her number one rival.

Class Two can only have one beautiful girl, Huang Yaoyao, as her dog!

But Lin Mo is also very good at fixing things. She is rather clumsy and often breaks her classmates' stationery, so they always have to ask Lin Mo for help.

There was no other way but to change the rule that "no two dogs are allowed in one class".

But Chen Wenxin is trying to take away what's in her bowl! It's like snatching food from a dog's mouth!

"Oh, I'll give you two bags tomorrow. You can take two from this bag and eat them first. I'll take the rest and share them." Chen Wenxin patted her head.

Huang Yaoyao felt wronged for a while, but had no choice but to agree, though she held a grudge in her heart.

That wretched Lin Mo, don't let her get her chance.

Oh right, it seems Lin Mo angered Qing Ning in the class group chat last night! Aha! Next time Qing Ning punishes Lin Mo, I'll definitely add fuel to the fire!

Haha, with Qing Ning backing her up, Lin Mo's status is still not as high as hers. She's the class monitor's darling puppy, what is Lin Mo? Just a lapdog on the roadside.

She will climb up step by step, and one day she will take away Lin Mo's position as Zhihan's favorite!

Hehehe, Huang Yaoyao chuckled to herself after a while, continuing to fantasize about the future, where Zhihan, Qingning, Lingxi, and Wenxin were all her masters.

When Chen Wenxin saw her best friend suddenly fall ill, she sighed. When Yao Yao had an attack, only Xinyi could wake her up with a single punch.

She had no choice but to take the jujubes and think about giving them to Lin Mo, who had just had two nosebleeds and needed to eat something to replenish his blood.

Just as her gaze was about to fall on Lin Mo, she sensed something unsettling in her field of vision. Uh...no, what's with Huang here?

"Life is like this!" Huang Yiti suddenly sighed. "Nothing more than this."

"Your mother? What are you yelling about, Gui Nan?" Guo Huowang cursed. "You were just subjected to Aruba's Sage Time, weren't you?"

"You don't understand." Huang Yiti shook his head with a cold smile, his eyes glancing intentionally or unintentionally to his right, noticing the jujube in the girl's hand.

Tsk.

Did you know he had just hit the door frame and was bleeding, which damaged his blood and energy? Is that why you prepared this for him?

Huang Yiti glanced at Chen Wenxin and saw her give the dates to Lin Mo first.

"Lin Mo, do you want to eat this?"

"Jujube with donkey-hide gelatin? That's good stuff! Xixi, do you want some?"

"You're not allowed to call me Xixi! I'll just eat one."

"Does Zhihan want some?"

"1."

"Give Wangzi one."

"Good bro, I'll reincarnate as a catgirl in my next life and give you a good time."

"You'd better get lost."

Immediately afterwards, Huang Yiti saw that she had also divided the fruit among the students in front and behind her, and there were obviously still a few pieces left in the bag.

That's right, that's how it is. The main character always appears at the end, it's the same old routine. I asked around but didn't ask him, so they must be saving the last few for him.

It's even quite possible that Chen Wenxin was just covering up by sharing dates with others; in reality, she was only sharing them with him.

He was about to smile, stretching his arms as if to gentlemanly accept the princess's gift.

"Ah, Lin Mo, you can have the rest. Yao Yao doesn't seem to want any more. You've got a nosebleed, so eat more to replenish your blood," Chen Wenxin suddenly said anxiously.

The girl stuffed the whole bag into Lin Mo's hands.

Huang Yiti's hand, which was halfway out, trembled for a moment before he withdrew it, his whole body shaking.

"Okay." Lin Mo had no qualms and started eating right away.

"Greedy pig." Xu Lingxi muttered under her breath. Even the aloof beauty had a mischievous side. "Hmph, she ate herself into a big belly."

“Indeed, eating like this will make you fat.” Lin Mo chewed for a moment. “Then I’ll spit some out and you can eat it for me, so as not to waste it.”

"I don't want to." Xu Lingxi punched him twice. "After you finish eating, focus on your studies. Don't look at girls and get a nosebleed again!"

There is no way to counter it.

That's really true. First, I had an accident when I was watching Xixi and Chen Xiang, then I was rubbed and pinched by a few girls before I went to self-study, and then I had an accident again when I was watching Hanbao.

It's so hot! As I was looking at the test paper, I couldn't help but wipe my sweat with Hanbao's handkerchief. It smelled so good.

I don't have a chance to whisper sweet nothings to her right now, so I can only think of her through these objects.

He tried to get closer to Xi Bao, but the beautiful girl felt cold. Unfortunately, he was ruthlessly pushed away by Xu Lingxi as soon as he got close.

At most, the two girls' thighs could occasionally sway and touch, which was already the limit of the girl's shyness. She would also have to puff out her cheeks and hum for breath from time to time.

"Why are you always shaking your leg? You're taking up my living space."

"I wasn't shaking my leg!" Xu Lingxi pulled her slender legs together. "I just have long legs."

I'm laughing so hard, baby. You're only 1.6 meters tall. Although your body proportions are good, how can you compare to the leg lengths of class monitor Han Shen and others who are almost 1.7 meters tall?

1.6 meters is already pretty good, baby. We can pick you up and play games with you later.

What to play? The British Empire and the Female Hover Train.

No, that's too perverted, not suitable for children.

I had an unusually high number of impure thoughts today. Did someone give me Viagra?

"Oh dear! You're bleeding again!"

"Uh, it's hard to say." Lin Mo wiped his nose.

After dealing with the sudden bloodshed, Lin Mo was a little weak. The blood he had lost seemed to suppress his feverish state, and he finally felt a bit of coldness.

"Wangzi, can I borrow your coat?"

"Born! Don't I get cold? Wear your tank top if you want!" Guo Huowang roared, "You'll have to suffer!"

He then looked at his good classmate.

Xu Lingxi quickly tightened her clothes, "Why are you looking at me? I... I'm only wearing long sleeves, I didn't bring a jacket, I can't take it off for you!"

"Sigh, I'm so disheartened."

As soon as Lin Mo finished speaking, someone nudged him from behind.

Turning her head, Li Zhihan blinked her big, innocent eyes and was about to take off her coat.

"Oh no, no, no, yours is too small, it's not enough to cover my belly," Lin Mo said in a panic.

If he wore Li Zhihan's jacket, the girls in his class would kill him.

"It's alright, it's good to be cool." Lin Mo made up an excuse for himself. He noticed out of the corner of his eye that Chen Wenxin was also taking off her coat. Hearing this, the girl put it back on.

The aloof Hanbao tilted her head and let it go.

Just then, Xie Oubao came in through the back door of the classroom carrying an empty water bottle, grinning and calling out with a greasy face:

"Hey! The school's water dispenser is out of water because it's under maintenance. I have bottled water here, only five yuan a bottle, big clearance sale!"

"Born!" Guo Huowang was the first to revolt. "You're selling pirated bottled water and charging such high prices! Are you the only one who emptied out the water dispenser room?!"

"Damn it, what a swindler!"

"Take his water!"

"Hey! One piece at a time, I'm scared, can you lower the price?!" Xie Oubao hurriedly moved his huge body to block the way.

"You're not just scared, you know you're going to die!"

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