They are in their final year of high school and are heavily dependent on me.

"Is that so?" Zhang Xinyi glanced at the haughty Shen Qingning, shrugged, and didn't say anything more.

She's a fan of otaku culture, but also a good friend of Shen Qingning, though Qingning never shows it.

But Zhang Xinyi understood that Shen Qingning actually had a barrier between herself and everyone else.

What looks perfect often has fatal flaws.

However, she was just someone who enjoyed herself, and there was nothing she could do about it. She would just focus on the fun and leave the rescue to Lin Mo. She would just smile like an aunt.

Love to watch.

Hehe, oh right, how come there's a Wenxin here after just a few days? Let's fight! Let's fight!

Just as she was lost in thought, she heard light footsteps behind her. Looking up, she saw that the "official wife" (to be determined) had arrived.

Li Zhihan hesitated for a moment in front of the door, looking at the somewhat restless class.

It's always like this after exams. It's more noisy than usual, so she usually doesn't come.

However, it has been 28 hours, 32 minutes, and 47 seconds, and now it is 48 seconds. I still haven't had Lin Mo's milk.

The school was dilapidated, and she would avoid it whenever possible, but there was a little dog that always won her favor, wagging its tail and leading her around the dilapidated world.

With that thought, Li Zhihan took a deep breath, stepped into the classroom, and walked to her seat with small steps. Just as she pulled out her chair, Lin Mo turned around as if by telepathy.

"Coming?"

Li Zhihan looked at his vest and couldn't help but wonder. She was stunned for a moment before nodding blankly.

"Um," Lin Mo poked his finger, fidgeting, "Does it still count? I got over 600 points this time."

"." Li Zhihan blinked, took out her calculator, but didn't rush to pay attention to him.

She spread out her fair little hands, squinted her eyes slightly, conveying her silent need.

"Sure, sure." Lin Mo took out a carton of milk from his pocket; he could save up a little more every weekend.

A carton of milk was placed in the girl's hand; her hand was small, and the carton was enough to cover it.

However, Li Zhihan did not make any move, her cool and indifferent expression remaining unmoved.

“2.” She pressed the calculator.

Lin Mo was stunned. He was even bargaining now, even though he did owe Li Zhihan a lot of money.

Isn't it said that the one who owes money is the boss? Hanbao, how dare you be so arrogant with me?

He reluctantly took out the second box and placed it on Li Zhihan's desk.

The girl then accepted one carton of milk, opened another, held the carton in both hands, skillfully tore open the packaging with her mouth, and inserted the straw into the carton.

This was the first time Lin Mo had seen her unpack so closely. So she just used her mouth to do it?

More importantly, this straw is strange; it was originally folded into a crooked shape, and you need to straighten it to use it.

Li Zhihan actually put the straw directly in her mouth, pursed her lips, fiddled with it for a while, and then broke it open without using her hands.

Articulate.

It's so risqué... no, it's more like a sophisticated social skill.

When Lin Mo focused his attention on the girl, his mouth went dry. Damn it, he must be possessed today. It's so hot and dry. Has Bai Limeng really cursed him?!

How can he lick the ice cream then?

At this moment, Li Zhihan took a couple of sips of milk from the carton, squinted her eyes comfortably, and when she opened them again, she saw Lin Mo's staring gaze.

"Plus sign...3".

+3 ...

She pressed the calculator twice. The three meant a question mark, and the plus sign meant a question mark. Uh, did she press it by accident?

Baby, did you just get back from your "training" at Tieba? I forgot to add an emoji, so here it is for you!

Lick it for me (licks lips)

Okay, I guess she was asking him why he kept staring at her.

"Your lips are so pink." Lin Mo, being an honest man, lowered his voice so as not to let Xi Bao hear. "They're beautiful."

Li Zhihan nodded. She was tired of hearing those words; Lin Mo always said them.

"Ahem, I've gotten off-topic. The results are out, and I feel like I did pretty well, so..." Lin Mo got back to the point, feeling itchy with excitement.

It's all Hanbao's fault for always trying to hook him up. To be honest, she doesn't necessarily have to lick him; a quick lick would have been fine too.

Upon hearing this, Li Zhihan looked up, her large, watery eyes blinking, and was about to pick up her pen to reply when...

A drop of bright red blood fell onto her desk.

Sorry, I'll start with 4,000 today.

I finished writing this chapter this afternoon. I was going to write another chapter when I got back tonight, but something unexpected happened.

I really wanted to eat hot pot today because I'd been trying to get food through group buying for ages. I even managed to snag a 20 RMB all-you-can-eat hot pot buffet on Douyin (TikTok). I finished writing this around 6 or 7 PM and rushed out to eat, but the line was so long! I had to wait and wait. After half an hour, I realized I had to get a number called, sob sob. Then I got a number, and waited another hour. Then the owner said he was closing and wouldn't let me eat, sob sob. But he let a couple in because they were sharing a pot, so it wouldn't be a bad deal for them. The girl was even snuggling in her boyfriend's arms and laughing at me, sob sob sob.

I had to walk back to school. I wasn't wearing socks when I came out, so my feet were scraped. I was so hungry that I had to order a shared meal. But because I ordered it on the way and didn't check the address, the delivery person delivered it to the wrong place. So I rode a shared bike to pick it up, but my feet were scraped and I couldn't pedal. I rode slowly for 16 minutes, which was more than 15 minutes, so the charge became 3 yuan, sob sob. My Alipay red envelope was gone, and only Huabei gave me 3 cents, sob sob. And the soup dumplings in the shared meal didn't have any soup in them, sob sob sob. The chili I ordered only had chili oil, sob sob.

(Thanks to Ba Yun Jian Yue, Xian Chen, Esdeath Meng, Xian Yu Chen, and book friend 20241026000047636 for their donations)

Chapter 117 The Strange Water They Drank

"Reset to zero, reset to zero!"

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Li Zhihan's watery eyes suddenly furrowed, her delicate brows furrowing in distress.

Besides crying and using body language, the only other way she could express her panic was by rapidly pressing the "zero" key on the calculator.

"Ah, it's nothing, it's just a bit of a sore throat," Lin Mo said awkwardly.

I can't stand being in this class anymore; I can't stop getting a nosebleed just from looking at pretty girls a couple of times.

He turned around and couldn't find any tissues at first. Then he realized that he didn't bring any tissues with him. He just used Wangzi's or Xibao's tissues, and occasionally he would take a couple of tissues when he passed by Chen Wenxin's seat.

Chen Wenxin had been taken advantage of by him so many times that she simply put the paper on the table for him to take; it was soft and easy to bully.

"Hey, Wangzi, do you have any paper?" Lin Mo's first instinct was to extort Guo Huowang, since borrowing paper from a girl was tantamount to embarrassing himself in front of them.

Guo Huowang was still using the Little Genius watch to estimate his score when he heard this and turned around. He saw that Lin Mo's nostrils were both spurting blood, and he couldn't help but laugh.

"Haha, born! You're getting your comeuppance! You've been taking Viagra, haven't you?! Biyang is such a smooth talker."

"I heard Viagra." Qiu Wuqi wasn't even in his seat; instead, he was using the inside information he had gathered about the scores to scare his classmates about how many points they had scored.

Upon hearing the forbidden word, Fatty Qiu excitedly ran over to see what was going on, only to be completely dumbfounded when he saw Lin Mo's face covered in blood.

"Damn, this is a bit scary, bro. They've already activated Blood Rage?"

"Damn, get some paper." Lin Mo lowered his head and let the blood flow.

As Guo Huowang pulled out a tissue, he jokingly said, "Aren't you going to thank your dad? Here's your tissue."

However, just as he took out the tissues and looked up, he saw Xu Lingxi and Chen Wenxin, one holding a wet wipe and the other holding a rolled-up piece of dry tissue, handing them to Lin Mo.

Lin Mo didn't even look; he held one in each hand, wiping his face and stopping the bleeding.

"Why is it bleeding again?" Chen Wenxin asked worriedly. "Did you eat any poisonous mushrooms?"

“He said he ate a meal that was supposed to be a 'mixed meal' but he didn’t know what it was.” Xu Lingxi frowned.

"It looks like takeout. Hey, don't tilt your head back!"

"."

Seeing this, Qiu Wuqi gave the middle finger and went to tease the students who did poorly on the test.

Guo Huowang glanced at the crumpled paper in his hand, then at Lin Mo, who was being fussed over by the two women, and pondered for two seconds.

When did the relationships between boys and girls in the class become so good?

Do not understand.

"I feel like I'm about to get a nosebleed too," Guo Huowang suddenly asked. "Prime Minister Chen, what should I do?"

Chen Wenxin's nickname in class was "Prime Minister" because her surname was Chen, so it was changed to the homonym "Chen Xiang".

Chen Wenxin didn't even look up, just responded with "Oh, oh" twice.

He took out another wet wipe and handed it over. Just as Guo Huowang asked again, Lin Mo's nosebleed was almost stopped, and she looked up at Guo Huowang.

"Huh? Don't you have some paper? Just roll it up and use it to plug the hole."

"?"

Guo Huowang stared blankly, "That's it? Nothing like bowing your head or applying a wet tissue to your nose?"

"Yes, it is," Chen Wenxin said doubtfully, "but didn't you say it yourself?"

Double standards! You're the Prime Minister of the Second Rank Imperial Court! How can you treat people differently based on their status?!

Is it because Lin Mo is Han Shen's favorite, the Nine Thousand Years Old?! Is it because Lin Mo and the class monitor have a secret?!

Guo Huowang was heartbroken and put on a mask of pain. He hadn't noticed before, but he never imagined that Lin Mo's evil influence had infiltrated so deeply!

He sighed inwardly.

Class Two is doomed!

Where did that abstract Class 2 go?!

Class Two! A scoundrel has ruined the class! Where is Han Shen? Come out and take charge!

This is your most loyal lackey! He's corrupting the powerful ministers of our Second Class Court!

He cried out in his heart, hoping that Li Zhihan could do something.

Lin Mo is a traitor, sucking up to everyone; he's utterly disgusting! We're just waiting for Han Shen's powerful hand to suppress this brat!

Guo Huowang, with an air of righteous indignation, tried to attract Li Zhihan's attention by barking like a dog. Just then, he saw Li Zhihan pat Lin Mo on the shoulder!

Alright! Just as he thought, a sycophant should behave himself. After licking so many sycophants, he's turned into a wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll be punished for his wolfish ambitions!

However, just as he finished thinking about it, he saw Li Zhihan simply hand him her handkerchief.

"?"

Lin Mo turned around and looked at the handkerchief in the girl's small hand. He thought it was an eyeglass cloth. Who uses a handkerchief these days?

"A handkerchief? Forget it, it's hard to wash off with blood on it. I'll just wipe it with paper."

"Reset to zero".

Li Zhihan pressed the button coldly and ruthlessly, her eyes sharp.

"Uh, okay, okay." Lin Mo took it, wiped it symbolically, and then Li Zhihan sat down and drank her milk.

Hmm, the handkerchief smells nice too. Did Hanbao just take it out of her pocket? It smells really good.

Lin Mo turned around again. The table was a bit messy, with tissues and crumpled tissue tips everywhere. Xu Lingxi was worried about him and was still crumpling them to prevent him from getting a nosebleed again and not being able to stop it in time.

His desk looked like an ammunition depot.

And Wangzi, for some reason, also turned red and was in a state of impotent rage.

"What's up, Wangzi? Have you finished estimating your scores?"

"Born this time, you're not last, you're definitely second to last!" Guo Huowang cursed. "I estimated 610, whose lifetime?"

Lin Mo suppressed a laugh. Exam scores are always underestimated, so that when the real results come out, one can have a little smugness.

"Six hundred and five, I'll give you a handicap."

"Flying!" Guo Huowang finally felt a bit better. "These five points are the insurmountable chasm between us!"

"Bro's even using idioms now," Li Yu laughed. "Scores can go up, but modeling can't."

“Born, born! How dare you slander Shi An and Chen Haonan?” Guo Huowang retorted. “Lin Mo is just good at flattering, how much more handsome is he than me?”

When these words were spoken, Chen Wenxin, who was listening intently nearby, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought of something funny," Chen Wenxin said apologetically. "My dad also likes Chen Haonan."

Guo Huowang was speechless and turned his anger towards Li Yu: