Starting with the defeated female knight

"So you're saying that you're going to attack me just because I'm ugly?"
"Attacking me, the one who has always provided shelter and helped you through this age of ignorance?"
"Is there no justice left? Is there no law left?!"
The knight lady who came to subdue the excitedly waving tentacles looked disgusted.
Please don't spit on my clothes; it's a hassle to clean them afterwards.
"Also, please don't play dumb. Why do carefully selected female knights and mages come to attack you at this time every year... Don't you have any idea?"
"Tell me, are you going to follow the proper procedures or just accept defeat?"
"I'm in a hurry."
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Years later, when facing the female knights, Grimm, sitting on his throne, would always recall that night when he first took in the defeated female knights.
"All I wanted was to find someone to teach me to read, what were you idiots thinking?"
"Also, next time please send a bigger one."
"I like big ones."
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A serious farming story set in a magical world.
Really.