I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

This is my childhood friend, and unlike Kasumigaoka Utaha, who is full of resentment, black stockings, eroticism, and big breasts, Little Bean Elsa is my true, genuine childhood friend.

therefore..

Guang was very disappointed that his little brother was a jerk who would daydream in class and had a strong aversion to studying.

"Sigh, really, she hasn't learned any of my strengths." There's a kind of frustration that comes from wanting to teach someone yourself.

Li Yinguang is different from those third-rate students who constantly scroll through their phones in class, shouting "I want to love this world!" but are still overwhelmed by their studies. The moment Guang-ge shouted "I don't want to go to class," he had already skipped class.

For example, right now is the perfect time to skip class;

"Honestly, I really admire the first guy in advanced development who complicated skipping class, because he might be seen as an idiot."

"Watch closely, Alyssa, this is how the power of a god is used."

Given that Gao Yu had set up surveillance cameras everywhere, Li Yinguang couldn't sneak away using the world as a cover. If he wanted to leave the class, there was only one way!

[Splash!]

Suddenly, a noise startled Li Yinguang, who stood up.

All the students in Class 2D immediately looked at him.

The feeling of being the center of attention is just as idyllic as being a king adored by his subjects.

His classmates looked at Li Yinguang with eager eyes, taking turns to observe him, their gazes filled with the anticipation of a rare and exotic beast.

Their eyes were filled with anticipation, hoping that this top eccentric who had done amazing things many times would create a new chapter.

result...

【Da da da...】

Following the sound of footsteps, the man who had attracted everyone's attention walked unimpeded toward the back door of the classroom.

When half of his shoe was on the threshold of the classroom, he suddenly turned around.

"You're all crazy! You really think my performances are free, huh?"

"/...."

Immediately, ignoring the complete silence in the classroom and the shocked teacher, Li Yinguang closed the back door of the classroom.

Once the deed is done, leave without a trace, without taking away a single cloud.

In terms of the degree of freedom in class scheduling, Gaoyu is truly leading all vocational schools in the world.

Students can attend classes whenever they want and skip them whenever they don't. Throughout history, who has dared to allow students such a slow pace of life?

He sighed.

Li Yinguang returned to his dormitory.

They didn't rush to change clothes and head to the ring.

Put aside the matter of showing off and being pretentious in front of others for now.

The important thing is to enjoy life while you can.

Taking advantage of a moment of free time, I opened my diary and glanced at today's private messages.

I glanced at the private messages between Toyokawa Shoko and Wakaba Mutsuki, a group of band girls.

Li Yinguang, with amusement in mind, scanned the private messages in the diary.

think carefully.

It seems he hasn't proactively reached out to other diary holders in a long time.

The recent diary entries have been a bit too neglectful of other holders.

Aside from the band Girls and Danganronpa, only Mai-senpai, who loves adventure, received advice from him.

Now that Mu Tou's matter is settled, a position has temporarily become vacant, and Coach Li feels that it will be available after Gao Yu's diary ends.

It's time to find a lucky person to pamper myself; now is the perfect time to find a target.

Thinking of this, Li Yinguang felt a deep sense of urgency and wished he could quickly read more private messages and find more holders to torture.

The first point is the first one.

Yumeko Jabami, the heroine of Kakegurui, sends a private message: "My Lord, I apologize for disturbing your peace. But the stirrings of my heart compel me to ask you: would you be interested in a gamble with me? I'm willing to stake everything for a wonderful and exciting game with you."

"..."

Yumeko Jabami.

As he looked at the private message, Li Yinguang pictured a voluptuous girl who would be perfect for making "oh ho ho ho" sounds in a popular anime, her plump body exuding a feminine fragrance.

But then he twisted his mouth and shook his head, unable to stop himself from doing so.

Pass.

You're crazy. You're not from a gacha pool, why would I bet on you?

As Li Yinguang scrolled down the diary entry, a system inquiry involuntarily reached his ears.

Aren't you interested in her?

Li Yinguang shook his head.

"No one would be uninterested in such a beautiful and alluring woman, but I prefer an interesting life to a life of nightly revelry... System, have you ever seen Saw?"

Rather than thinking about making cream puffs, he was more enthusiastic about attending various diary-style dramas that he orchestrated, observing all sorts of things up close.

That being said, it's been a long time since I've had a proper chat with the system.

Li Yinguang felt a little awkward: "We haven't chatted like this in a long time."

Unfortunately, the system didn't seem to appreciate this nostalgic greeting and instead continued asking—

[You're eager to witness the first scene of the diary you orchestrated; is that why you risked everything to step into that Ring?]

"Bingo, but unfortunately there's no candy to eat."

Li Yinguang said jokingly, while glancing at the second line of the diary's private messages.

His relaxed brows gradually furrowed.

[Sent by: Hanabi Yasuraoka]

Question: My older brother likes someone else. What should I do to make him like me back?

"..."

[Isn't this someone actively seeking exposure from you? Why did you swipe past it?]

"You mean you want me to put the story of the female protagonist seeing her crush lying in the arms of the ripped pants she admires, and then, heartbroken, throwing herself into the arms of a handsome high school boy who admires ripped pants and a morbidly gay classmate, into my diary?"

Li Yinguang shook his head and decided to wait and see for the time being, hoping to give this child a decent living.

He is kind-hearted and will refrain from releasing the story of the scumbag's original intention.

But I have to say——

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm really too old mentally. What kind of nonsense are young people thinking these days?"

Li Yinguang couldn't help but facepalm and complain to the system.

Compared to this group of wealthy people who are always thinking about getting into trouble, his childhood friend, who blushes just thinking about calling her idol Li Yinguang, is really too proper.

This statement also silenced the system in Bengbu.

After a long while, it replied.

[So, the next one?]

"Aren't you going to talk nonsense?"

Li Yinguang muttered something and then turned the page to the back of the diary.

Unfortunately, the owners of these diaries are always preoccupied with romantic love or topics that have no meaning whatsoever when written in their diaries.

Guang Ge flipped through more than a dozen pages in a row, but his initial motivation began to wane, and he gradually became so bored that he asked the world to read it for him.

"I won't look at this."

"I won't even look at this."

"I'd rather not look at this."

Li Yinguang flipped through the pages faster and faster, even yawning in a daze, and couldn't help but sigh that this was truly a group of holders who didn't know how to create topics.

Until a certain moment—

"Hmm...wait? What's this...?"

Hard work pays off.

Just as Li Yinguang was scrolling through forty or fifty pages of private messages with boredom, a strange message suddenly appeared.

A private message from the holder, Yukino Yukinoshita.

I want to ask, will I be a successful person in the future?

“…”

I saw this line of text.

Li Yinguang was puzzled.

Why is this being considered artistic?

You're a female lead from a biker gang?

Chapter 58. It's you, Marcia! (4K)

A private message was sent to the person asking the question.

The caller, Xue Er, chatted about everything under the sun, attempting to seek philosophical advice.

One glance was enough to confirm it was pure fantasy.

It can only be said that Zongwu High School's academic workload is not heavy enough, otherwise she really wouldn't have time to wallow in melancholy online.

"Has Xiaoxue's high fever persisted for several days and finally damaged her brain?"

The Oregairu series is too convoluted, and its plot mainly explores school-related topics. Li Yinguang simply cannot imagine what Yukino's idea of ​​being successful means.

"Could she be trying to create a world where a real Mr. Pan exists?" Li Yinguang felt that according to her thought process, she shouldn't have such an absurd idea, but she still imagined it.

All I can say is that if Yukino really harbors such thoughts, then she will never amount to anything in her life!

Mr. Pan didn't go to Cat Planet, nor will he have an endless supply of cat food. Mr. Pan simply died on an ordinary night.

After offering two bottles of iced tea to pray for Mr. Pan's well-being, Li Yinguang began asking the system a series of questions.

Even though he didn't like Yukinoshita, he still trusted her ability to withstand pressure.

What's going on?

Never yielding to death, never drawing a single penny from the likes pool, yet diligently working on the Ripple Breathing technique – a freeloader named Lao Xue.

Why did you send him a private message with such a deadpan expression?

[Reporting to the host, the query results are as follows—]

The Yukinoshita family, hoping for a resurgence, overhears Li Yinguang's adoptive parents discussing their offspring attending an advanced training program. They decide to send Yukinoshita Yukino, who has only been enrolled for a few days, to Tokyo alone to face a new wave of challenges.

"..."

"Ah, Tokyo Yukino?"

The system revealed a place name that had absolutely no connection to Haruhi Suzumiya, leaving Li Yinguang stunned.

He was speechless for a moment, followed by confusion, and finally, he suddenly understood.

Now he understands! No wonder Yukino was so anxious.

She broke down after being scolded by her mother.

It can only be said that Xiaoxue disappointed her parents too much. She was immersed in the gloom of her smelly shoes being stolen and was sick all the time. On top of that, her neighbor, Li Yinguang, was born. It's normal that she could never hold her head up high for the rest of her life.

Now look at the present;

As springtime events fade, worldviews undergo a dramatic shift.