I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

I won!

She won!

She pulled an extraordinary item from a gacha pool with a drop rate comparable to the card game "Three Kingdoms Kill"!

But... what the hell does "designated phone card" mean?

Alyssa's first reaction was that this was completely illogical, until she lowered her head—

A magnetic card inlaid with a heart pattern lay quietly on her desk.

Hmm...when did this...arrive?

Supernatural phenomena?

The bizarre turn of events made Alyssa Kujo glance around furtively before carefully picking up the chip.

The chip is exquisitely thin, with a line of extremely fine text engraved on it:

"Please fill in the name of the person you want to bind here, and imagine what they look like. You can use this phone card to send a love kiss to the person in your heart."

"........."

What is a "love-filled kiss" phone call?!

A wave of embarrassment and annoyance at being teased washed over Elisa Kujo.

This beautiful young woman with fair skin was like Patrick Star on a grill; her cute little face was instantly flushed red, and her furtive, shifting gaze was unusually shy, containing the girl's true feelings that had been exposed and could no longer be hidden.

But in an instant, her expression returned to normal, she swallowed hard, and looked down again.

You don't really want me to write this down now, do you?

She pursed her lips and then took out the smallest ballpoint pen.

Elisa Kujo's small face was full of innocence as she aimed her pen at the white border.

As a result, she spent a long time calibrating the trajectory but couldn't bring herself to fire, so she had no choice but to put it down.

A naturally cool and delicate face has now been transformed into a "sweating soybean" emoji.

Boy, you are invincible.

She's not someone who likes to press the surrender button.

But she simply couldn't figure out how to write a string of Japanese characters on a phone card that was only one centimeter long and wide.

I had no choice but to change tactics and pull out my phone under the horrified gaze of my classmate, Kuze.

"...Kujou-san, what's wrong?"

"Is there a problem with the information I'm looking up?"

Uh-huh.

No, sis, you were so quick to confiscate our phones, but you started playing with them yourself?

"but……"

"If you have any complaints, go talk to the student council president."

Elisa Kujo had no time to pay attention to the angry appeal from the next table.

Her mentality is comparable to that of Ruoge, who was commentating on the final battle between RNG and LZ.

Quiet down, quiet down! This is a crucial moment, don't cause trouble, and don't say anything useless!

After a moment of contemplation, the girl's anxious gaze fell upon the phone card.

I picked up my pen again, recalling the "One Hundred Ways to Write Li Yinguang's Characters" that I had just looked up, and slowly moved the pen tip to imitate it.

The pen tip glided across the chip, making a soft "shh" sound. She carefully wrote three Chinese characters, stroke by stroke, in a neat, square shape.

Immediately afterwards, Elisa Kujo unconsciously thought of Li Yinguang's appearance.

I also reminisce about my past and present lives with that person.

Does anyone in the family know how valuable a plum that falls from the sky really is?

The most classic example is Yotsuba from "The Quintessential Quintuplets." At first glance, she seems like a comedic extra in a romance anime, but what happens next?

After all her fellow countrywomen entered the room, she dropped the pretense and laughed heartily, saying, "Time's almost up!" Then, with a single powerful lean and a sharp elbow strike, she swiftly defeated her sisters one by one.

The reason she received this ultimate victory is largely due to the childhood nostalgia factor.

People unconsciously romanticize the fun childhood memories they have, and naturally pick out the parts they dislike.

The beautiful years that were once like a white moonlight gradually warmed my heart.

This is human nature.

Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.

There are some childhood sweetheart stories in the world that defy common sense.

For example, the encounter between Kujo Alyssa and Li Yinguang.

This can be described as an epic, catastrophic, and tragic fate.

The time period is the second hundred years of the Yuanhe era.

The Kujo family moved to the far east.

From Russia to Chiba.

After a life of wandering, Alyssa begins a new life here.

Can bear fruit.

Father was busy, Mother was busy, and Marcia spent her days wandering around.

At just six years old, Alyssa was fearless, going out to make friends on her own, and meeting the right person at the most challenging age.

The opportunity to get to know each other—

Outside the house, in the children's corner. Ellie, aloof and solitary, heads bowed, clutches a book.

Suddenly, a hand reached out from behind her, covered her head, and began frantically rubbing it.

With nowhere to retreat, Alyssa struggled for a while, then puffed out her round face in a cute but fierce way and glared at the person behind her, before suddenly freezing in shock.

A particularly cute little boy stood behind me with a mischievous grin. His eyes were like twinkling stars, and he was muttering to himself.

"Super Nono, you truly deserve my patronage. I've nurtured and raised you all this time. You've finally transformed from a dog into a human. This year's Nobel Prize is mine!"

Then he reached out and grabbed her arm, ignoring her whimpering struggles, and kept muttering strange things as he walked forward.

"Elbow, come home with me now. This is an order. I know it's hard to walk on two legs, but it's to train you to enter human society!"

He looked so excited, like a mad scientist who had just popped out of a storybook.

Then Alyssa met the super-powered Nono that Li Yinguang had mentioned at his house.

A Shar Pei dog with a head bigger than its body was gnawing on a bitter melon with its bright red tongue lolling out. With each bite, the wrinkles on its face deepened, making it look incredibly ugly and repulsive.

"You're saying it's Super Nono?"

I think I was so angry that I almost fainted?

Alyssa doesn't remember.

But she feels... a little silly when she thinks back on that memory now, but... a little sweet.

Compared to other families where children grow up together innocently, making pinky promises, threatening to swallow needles if they don't get married, giving each other locks at the drop of a hat, or even disappearing without a trace, this is a different story.

Alyssa felt that she had a happy childhood.

Li Yinguang helped her teach a lesson to many people who wanted to bully her because she was cute, and even helped her with her homework.

Gradually, Alyssa realized that Li Yinguang was just an idiot who couldn't live without her.

So she persevered and remained a dutiful follower.

In the first half, he outwitted and outmaneuvered Li Yinguang; in the second half, he fought alongside Li Yinguang in battles across the country.

Although there were disagreements and farces along the way.

The two sides, however, have always maintained a close relationship.

This intense feeling did not diminish at all during the three or four-year gap between meetings; on the contrary, it intensified with the passage of time.

Does the other person also have this longing that has grown stronger with each passing day, just like I do?

There should be!

"You annoying idiot, why do I still think about you, you wicked guy?"

Lost in her own thoughts, Alyssa rubbed her hands together, then couldn't help but mutter to herself as she stared intently at the phone chip.

Until the voice in my ear said, "Congratulations on successfully binding your mobile phone card."

Her heartstrings skipped a beat involuntarily.

I took out my phone again and searched for my friends list.

On the screen, a line of clear, pink names gradually became clearer.

Alyssa instinctively wanted to press down, but she held back.

He couldn't help but mutter, "When will school end?"

I can call that idiot after school, and I'm sure I'll give him a good scare. Hmm... but how do I start this long-awaited reunion?

Let's start by condemning him when he suddenly runs into Gaoyu, while subtly probing his current situation, and then letting him know which school I'm in!

By then...

As she drifted off into her daydream, the girl smiled, her eyes shining with anticipation.

As the most dazzling and unattainable flower in the class, Elisa Kujo's every word and action is closely watched.

Her undisguised display of falling in love and clutching her phone broke the hearts of her classmates.

Not only was I saddened by the Ice Princess's apparent romantic feelings, but I was also furious at her for holding her phone so much.

Everyone was using their phones, and you took them all away. Now what?

Haha, you OP, you win!

Everyone looked at each other, and finally, with long faces and empty words, they prepared for the next lesson.

However, this double standard was criticized and condemned by the students.

The genuine emotions of a young girl in love that are revealed behind it are truly precious.

At least when it was transformed into an emotional broadcast voice and instilled in Li Yinguang, who was touched by love.

The beautiful sound was like Mario hitting a coin, making a loud thud with each hit.

At least to Li Yinguang, it was an exceptionally beautiful melody.

[Alyssa Kujo is hating school, her frustration level has increased by 10.]

[Alyssa Kujo is lovesick; her affection level has increased by 10.]

[Alyssa Kujo misses Li Yinguang so much that she wants to flirt with him in Russian the moment they meet; her shyness level increases by 100]

The outpouring of various emotions continued for several hours.

He's even more capable than the most capable Palu.

Its output is approaching that of Toyokawa Shoko, the king of gas-resistant products.

Hehehe, that's really disgusting. Guang Ge actually laughed. You can even collect emotions like this? I can collect so many emotions just by staying in class and sleeping?

"Oh no, there aren't enough trophies to go around." While happy, Li Yinguang was also worried that the title of "god-like figure" he had created was gradually becoming cheap.

After the resistant Wang Xiangzi, the resistant Wang Mutou, the resistant Wang Mayi, the resistant Wang Xiazhiqiu, and the resistant Wang Laoba;

The Empress of the Empire, Elisa Kujo, whose emotional output is astonishingly terrifying, possesses an extreme numerical beauty.

If it were anyone else, Li Yinguang would probably immediately address her as "elder sister" and praise her lavishly in his diary the next day.

As for that good-for-nothing Xiao Xiang, who's been living too peacefully lately and has no emotional expenditure, yet still dared to steal his own spotlight last night.

Li Yinguang would probably affectionately pat this yawning old man's head and tell him—if you don't want to do it, then don't. There are plenty of Palus who can do it. I suggest you find a trash can and eat Wallace's coffee yourself.

But...