My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

Noknare: "Me too, my intuition tells me that this must be very important information."

Vivian, the literary girl who split off from Morgan's body: "It seems...it seems he forgot to mention the third stage of me."

Ash, who also split off from Morgan's body: "Oh right, all the girls were mentioned, but I was the only one who forgot about the Fairy Queen... It seems I was the last one to get to base."

As they talked, everyone's voices grew softer and softer. To avoid upsetting Morgan, they even fell silent, only looking at the Fairy Queen with a pitying and strange gaze, as if they were looking at some incompetent husband.

Morgan: "I'm going to kill you!!!"

Levi: "I completely forgot to mention it, Morgan, you have to believe me!"

Morgan: "Go die a million times!"

Volume 6: Chapter 10 Let's just get engaged together!

"You swear that everything you said is true?"

I'm angry, very angry, extremely angry.

But as a mature queen of the fairy kingdom, she managed to keep her emotions in check. Only her chest, which rose and fell repeatedly, proved that her heart was far from calm.

Be elegant, not rude.

“Of course, Morgan, you have to trust my word!” Levi said without hesitation.

"Then let me ask you, where did we have our first date?"

“Isn’t it the library in Norwich City?” Levi answered immediately without hesitation.

"..." Morgan's mood improved slightly. It seemed that this guy remembered quite clearly and hadn't forgotten him.

"Right? Back in the basement, we said we'd be lovers for life."

Morgan fell silent, but the atmosphere didn't improve at all; in fact, it worsened.

“That Avi…” Bagst explained somewhat awkwardly, “You’re mistaken, that was said to me.”

Li Wei: "..." Oh no, he was locked in the basement and squeezed for more than half a month, which caused his memory to be confused and he confessed to the wrong person.

Magic surged around Morgan, and he became completely corrupted.

In the corner, a trio of onlookers watched the drama unfold.

Sakata Gintoki: "That brat Li Wei is courting death, isn't he? He's definitely courting a terrible death, isn't he?"

Romani: "Should we go save him? I knew this would happen, so I brought the Ten Commandments to deal with it."

Oberon: "Forget it. With this kid's personality, he'll get into trouble sooner or later. It's good to teach him a lesson so he'll remember it."

"Hmph, as expected, you can't leave your beloved man too far away. After this is over, I'll take you back to the Fairy Kingdom to get married!" Morgan waved his scepter, his eyes almost dead: "Hmph, hahahahahaha."

Sakata Gintoki: "Is that laughter broken?"

Romani: "Pretty much. Last month, a girl named Yuno Gasai came to the hospital. Her laughter is exactly the same as this one."

Oberon: "Get ready for emergency treatment. I only brought one Band-Aid, is that enough?"

“This isn’t the ending I wanted, rewrite it!” The Fairy Queen stared intently at Levi, then turned her gaze to Ryougi and Arcueid: “Of course, I’m a magnanimous ruler, you can take both of them with you.”

Ryougi Shiki: "It seems like I've been underestimated. It's time to let you know who the rightful wife is."

Arcueid: "Fight? That's great! I hate using my brain. Beauty is only for the strong, it's the gift of nature."

Rias: "Winner takes all, huh? I've been holding back for so long, Akeno, let's go together!"

Rin Tohsaka: "Why is that blonde allowed to seamlessly join the engagement ceremony? Just because she can smash the moon? I can smash Venus!"

Everyone in the Lion King organization: "You want to steal men, huh? That's our specialty!"

As a result, the already noisy celebration suddenly descended into chaos, with the girls pulling out their weapons and engaging in friendly combat, seemingly having come prepared in advance.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't start by throwing Venus at us! This woman has completely gone mad."

"Moka, why are you fighting with me? Don't you know you should show some respect to your aunt?"

"I'm sorry, Aunt Xinxia, ​​the temptation is too great, everyone is a rival."

"What's going on? I'm just a middle school girl who got caught up in this for no reason, please don't kill me!"

"Let those without supernatural powers go first!"

Gintoki: "Romanee, quickly use your invincible Ten Commandments to think of a solution!"

"Let me see what to do..." The doctor scratched his head, and suddenly saw a projection of the magical girl Meryl in front of him, and once again lost his fighting spirit.

"Merry-chan is a man OTL...Merry-chan is a man OTL...Merry-chan is a man OTL..."

"Damn it!" Oberon cursed on the spot: "He's just a freak, doesn't he know what it means that an online game wife can't be a girl?"

Then he turned to Li Wei and said, "You're the one who caused all this trouble. Clean this up right now, and do it quickly!"

After being yelled at, the boy immediately reacted and shouted at the girls who were fighting, "Hey, stop it! Stop fighting!"

He initially thought everyone had lost their minds, but his shout had a surprisingly good effect. The girls all stopped what they were doing and turned to look at the boy.

The gaze was practically meant to slice him open and leave him exposed.

"Avi, what are you trying to say?"

"Tell me quickly, who are you getting engaged to?"

"Um..." After hesitating for a moment, Li Wei finally mustered up his courage and decided to get straight to the point: "I like Yin and Yang, and everyone."

"..."×N

"Although it may seem shameless and impolite, I really like everyone. If you don't mind, please sign here." Li Wei pulled out a stack of papers with three large characters written on them—[Wedding Industry].

At the same time, a box appeared beside them, filled with wedding rings.

Incidentally, this stack of wedding envelopes was photocopied on the spot by Oberon using projection magic, and the wedding rings were found by Romani from some unknown treasure trove.

"You are all my wings!"

"Hey, Li Wei, is that monster with hundreds of wings some kind of Cthulhu mythos?"

"Hanakawa, please don't criticize me at a time like this!" Li Wei said helplessly. "Anyway, a lot of bad things happened, but... just consider it my fault, okay?"

"..."×N.

"I have already reflected on my actions, please stop hitting me."

"..."×N.

"I will love everyone without reservation... I will work hard and live well together, and there will definitely be no problem."

"..."×N.

"It might seem a bit unreasonable, but it would be wonderful if you could agree. Let's start a big family. And if possible, have a few more children."

"..."×N.

"There might be some conflicts or other problems at first. But I believe everything will turn out for the better. You can say whatever you want, just don't be angry with me."

"..."×N.

"So... I'm so sorry," Li Wei said with utmost sincerity. "Please stop fighting. Will you be my lover?"

All the girls looked at each other, and no one knew what to say.

It was at this moment that someone suddenly rushed out from the crowd, took out a wedding card, and wrote their name on it.

“Scáthach-sensei!?” Levi never expected that the first one to step forward would be this Queen.

"Heh, kid, do you think I'm the kind of person who cares about these things?"

Yes, after all, she's getting on in years, so getting married to a handsome young man is the right thing to do; everything else can wait.

"Damn it, someone even managed to steal this?"

Under Scáthach's influence, the girls, who were already somewhat restless, rushed forward without hesitation to fill in their names on the marriage board.

"Yay! Mom and Dad, did you see that? I finally got married before I turned thirty!"

"Yukiji, didn't you come with your sister? Why did you write your own name on it too?!"

"They've already written down the number of households and the vegetables they picked, so why can't I write it too!"

"Give me another copy, I'll write my mom's name on it."

"You were just saying you were a random middle school girl passing by, but now you're writing your name faster than anyone else."

"The Lion King organization has a lot of people, do you still have a photocopier?"

"Where did my wedding invitation go? Is it some kind of ghost?"

Thus, this riot, which could have almost destroyed a country, was successfully quelled by the wedding ceremony and the rings. How wonderful!

No one knows how many marriage certificates Li Wei wrote that day; in the end, even he himself lost count. Only those who officially register their marriages will know.

But at least one thing is certain: Li Wei's future family will definitely be very interesting.

P.S.: This book is not yet finished; it's currently just an engagement.

Volume 6: Chapter 11 I guess I've finished conquering Yukino?

"it is finally over."

Although I felt a little bad for Ryougi, the noisy engagement ceremony eventually came to a peaceful end.

The girls who received the marriage certificates went home, at least they had some kind of resolution. Li Wei later tallied up the numbers, and based on the number of certificates sent out, dividing them into five equal parts was already a good outcome. If you count the copies they made, they would probably turn into dumpling filling.

a week later.

"So, Professor Hiratsuka told me about you."

In the activity room of Baihuang Academy, Li Wei sat listlessly in a chair, not wanting to move at all, looking very lazy.

Sitting next to him was Yukino Yukinoshita, who looked disgusted.

In one timeline, she is his secretary, and sometimes she plays games where she shows him her panties with a disgusted expression.

At this moment, the sharp-tongued, long-haired girl, who was not serving as a secretary, frowned and looked at the boy with a hint of disappointment: "Although it would be considered a service to the people if a scumbag like you, who has been juggling countless relationships, were killed with a woodcutter's knife, Hiratsuka-sensei cares about you so much that I still have to accept the request."

So tell me what's wrong with you? Why are you so listless? Talk to me and relieve your stress, then immediately cheer up and don't worry Mr. Hiratsuka and my mom, okay?!

"Hiratsuka-nee is such a good person." Li Wei accidentally gave a "good person card" to a certain older, desperate-to-marry female teacher—who is now his fiancée.

"Yes, yes, yes, apart from being a bit violent, impulsive, and prone to turning dark and unleashing murderous intent, you're perfect. But please get back to the point." Yukinoshita, on her alternate account, said helplessly, "So why are you so listless?"

"Yukino, you're my secretary, right? Why don't you show me any respect at all?"

"Shut up, don't mention that timeline again, nothing happened between us!" Yukino was very agitated, with an expression that showed she really disliked Levi.

If the boy hadn't seen her signing the marriage certificate that night, he might have actually believed it.

"To put it simply, after the engagement dinner, Ryougi and Arcueid dragged me back to my bedroom that night and didn't let me get out of bed until the third day. Then, after I had just eaten a meal, Scáthach-sensei and Skadi-sensei came to the door again, followed by Hiratsuka-nee and Saeko. After resting for only five minutes, I was summoned back to the Fairy Kingdom for a month. I had just escaped from the basement when Moka and Shinobu came again. Yesterday... well, that's not important."

"In short, I haven't slept much during this period."

“Very well, I’m gradually understanding everything.” Yukinoshita nodded and said calmly, “You should really just go die.”

"Don't say that, Yukino. Whether as a listener or as a secretary, your current behavior is the worst you can do." Li Wei yawned. It was lunchtime, so he decided not to leave. "Let me rest for a bit. I'm really, really tired."

After saying that, without waiting for a reply, she automatically leaned towards Yukino, rested her head on her lap, and fell asleep a second later.

As an excellent soldier, one must make good use of time to rest; being able to fall asleep in any situation is a very strong skill.

Nobita, who always fails his exams, must know this all too well.

"you……"

Yukino, on the smaller side, instinctively wanted to elbow the boy, but seeing his tired expression and the way he was relaxing with his head on her lap, her hand went limp.

This kind of scene has happened before in the post-apocalyptic timeline, where he was given a lap pillow as a secretary due to continuous combat, but this is the first time it has happened here.

Sunlight streamed through the window into the room, falling directly on the girl.

Perhaps it was because the July sun was too bright, or perhaps it was because the weather was too hot, but at this moment, Xue felt the temperature on her face rising continuously, and the place where the boy was resting his head felt numb and tingly, making her feel unwell.

A mix of indescribable emotions surged within me; I wanted to say something but couldn't utter a word.

The most important thing to do now is to get rid of this guy who has signed marriage contracts with countless girls, but he swallowed the words back.