My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

Misaka Mikoto: "..." What kind of peerless pervert is this?!

Volume 6: Chapter 8 It's Impossible for No One to Stir Up the Situation

Amidst the hustle and bustle, and with time ticking by, the engagement ceremony was finally about to begin.

Guests from all over the world, both from the inner and outer realms, took their seats. Romani, adorned with flowers by the emcee, walked to the center of the stage and began to announce the start of the engagement ceremony.

"Congratulations, Avi." The doctor, who was usually incredibly useless, was now full of praise. It seemed like only yesterday that he first saw the boy. "In the blink of an eye, you're already engaged. It's true what they say, new faces replace the old in this world."

"It is an honor for me that you would be here to officiate my engagement ceremony." Although I didn't know Romani's true identity, the help he provided was indeed invaluable.

If it weren't for "The Wisdom of Solomon," I would have become a bloodthirsty monster who only thinks about the thrill of battle, the kind of person even Scáthach would think is too extreme.

Wait, I think I've just realized something?

Finding her fiancé standing there in a daze, Ryougi subtly poked the boy in the lower back, bringing him back to his senses.

Regardless, the engagement ceremony is the most important thing right now; we'll talk about the rest of the ceremony later.

The moon is beautiful tonight.

As a result, the engagement ceremony went very smoothly, with all the steps proceeding without incident. Although the girls below were very angry, frustrated, and felt they had no choice but to take the place of the bride, they knew that it would be unreasonable for them to cause trouble on such an important occasion.

Go back and coax her slowly.

As Li Wei was thinking this, the ceremony reached its most important part.

"Therefore, everyone present, I hereby announce..."

Just as Romani was basking in the glory and preparing to announce the engagement of the couple, a sudden commotion broke out at the scene.

"What's going on? Did some blind fool show up?" Sakata Gintoki looked annoyed. He hadn't messed things up himself today, but something else was bound to go wrong: "Anyone who dares to ruin things, I'll skin them alive!"

"Gintoki, Gintoki, look at the sky!" The person wearing human glasses grabbed his collar and pointed desperately upwards: "The moon, look at the moon!"

"What happened to the moon?"

"The moon has fallen down!"

"what?"

The silver-haired, naturally curly man looked up at the sky and was shocked to find that a bright moon was getting closer and closer to the scene, as if it was about to collide with the earth. The guests present were all trembling and almost wanted to leave.

Where's Master Roshi? Master Roshi, please help! Quickly use your invincible Kamehameha to think of a solution!

Romani, sensing the danger, revealed the ten rings he had prepared beforehand, intending to drive away the intruders. But before he could do so, he vaguely heard a girl's voice from the moon.

"Just stay still. Gently, coolly, like a bloom. Marble Strike—!"

As a Noble Phantasm shattered the ceiling, a figure that Li Wei knew all too well appeared before him.

"Hey, Avi, I think I overheard you're getting engaged?"

A clumsy vampire with dazzling blond hair, wearing a white sweater and black tights, walked casually up to the boy, his smile as innocent as when they first met.

"Is it true? You're not hiding it from me, are you?" Arcueid asked with a smile, but her voice seemed to have two layers, as if another soul within her was asking the same question: "You wouldn't do that, would you?"

Li Wei: "..."

Oh no, I just remembered something I forgot. I was so busy sending out invitations to Earthlings that I forgot to give Arcueid one in the Millennium City.

Whether you send out invitations or not is one thing, whether the person comes or not is another. Don't you know that Zeus didn't send an invitation to the goddess of misfortune, and as a result, she sent him a golden apple, which almost blew Zeus's head off?

Arcueid did the same; he didn't invite her, making it seem like he was guilty.

"Um, I can explain."

"It's okay, no need for explanations or anything. We can catch up later. Right now, I want to have a good talk with your favorite girl." She said this as she slowly walked up to Ryougi, looking sullen: "Didn't we agree to each take half of mine? Why did you sneak away?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot about you." Ryougi said casually, as if she had forgotten something insignificant.

"Don't forget something so important!"

Li Wei: "I think I've overheard something very important? What kind of deal have you guys made behind the scenes?"

Sakata Gintoki: "I knew something was going to happen sooner or later, but it looks like a fight isn't going to happen."

The girl with the vinegar-soaked kelp hair said, "After all, it's an engagement ceremony. As long as there's no bloodshed, that's fine."

Wearing human eyes: "I came here to see a fierce battle between Grand Vampires. Even if I die, it will be worth the ticket price."

Romani: "It's not that easy to build a harem. Back then, the Queen of Sheba... never mind, that's not important. I'll write a 'Guide to a Harem of a Thousand' and give it to her. I don't know if a thousand will be enough."

While the people below were still whispering amongst themselves, Arcueid on stage continued to question Ryougi Shiki.

"You promised to take me with you everything, and that you'd all come to Thousand Year City to be with me after you die. Are you going back on your word now?"

"I really forgot."

"You think I'm an idiot, don't you?"

"Tch, you're surprisingly sensitive in this regard." Ryougi seemed slightly disappointed: "I thought I could get away with it easily."

So it turns out there really was some deal between you that I didn't know about.

“Um, Avi,” Ryougi sighed, “let’s take her with us.”

"What?" The boy was quite shocked and didn't react in time.

“I said, let’s bring her to the engagement ceremony. Anyway, there are already three of us, so adding one more is fine.”

"Ok."

Five minutes later, Arcueid ran to the back and changed into a wedding dress. She and Ryougi stood on either side of Levi, looking very sweet and happy.

Ah, that's how easy it is to coax a fool; they're satisfied so easily.

This also angered some bloodthirsty viewers, who complained, "Where's the promised woodcutter plot? I came here specifically to see this!"

Other vampire viewers, however, were in tears and wished they could turn around and leave immediately.

"Anyway, there was a slight hiccup, but our engagement ceremony will continue." Romani's smile was slightly forced: "Now I announce that Li Wei and Ryougi Shiki, Ryougi Ori, [Ryougi], Arcueid and Zhu Yue are successfully engaged. Next, please invite both sets of parents to come up on stage to give their blessings."

This segment is basically about the elders of both the man and woman coming on stage to give out small gifts. For Li Wei's side, it's very simple. The father roles are only Gintoki and Romani, and the mother role doesn't exist at all... Hmm?

The boy was surprised to find that there were three people sitting in what should have been his mother's seat.

One of them is Sister Liuli, which is fine, but the focus is on the other two.

She wore a well-fitting dark purple evening gown, with long purple hair reaching her hips. Her twin-like appearance was 90% similar to that of Aoko at the next table. Her unparalleled temperament made others feel ashamed of themselves.

"Skaharu-sensei and Skadi-sensei, what are you doing here?"

"Of course, we've come to see our dear brother."

"What's wrong? You're not happy to see the two of us?"

I'm so happy, I'm so incredibly happy!

Volume 6: Chapter 9 Morgan Arrives to Steal the Bride

The two teachers were very kind, just like they had taught until dawn yesterday, without any awkwardness or discomfort.

However, as someone familiar with their situation, Li Wei knew very well that the two of them were already angry, even angrier than when they mistook Skadi for Scáthach last time.

At the same time, he also realized one of his mistakes.

She had always regarded the teachers in her dreams as visitors from the Age of Gods or other worlds, but Scáthach was an exception. As a powerful figure guarding the Land of the Dead, the concept of death did not exist for her, so she had lived from the Age of Gods to the present day.

"So, Professor Scáthach, you must be at least several thousand years old," Levi couldn't help but mutter to himself.

Unfortunately, the purple-haired queen has excellent hearing and smiled warmly, revealing the bond between teacher and student.

Oh no, this is a very important engagement ceremony. She probably won't do anything to me, after all, there are still many guests present, and they will give me some face. Besides, Ms. Skadi will be watching her too.

But once everything is over, she'll definitely push herself to the limit!

I feel like my future is bleak...

"Ahem, the groom's side suddenly has a few more relatives. It's not a big deal." Romani looked helpless and continued his work: "Alright, both sides... no, it's three sides... no, anyway, let's wish them well. If no one objects, I now declare the engagement ceremony a success..."

"I object!"

Just as the doctor was about to announce that the couple had successfully entered into a relationship, suddenly there was a loud "bang," and a large hole appeared in the main door of the banquet hall. Dust filled the air, and the collapsing wall almost buried a silver-haired man with naturally curly hair alive.

The poor banquet hall had two holes in it. Fortunately, the building was very sturdy, otherwise it would have collapsed.

Who the hell is this? When will this end? How dare they come here to provoke us on such an important day? Do you believe we'll be facing a mixed doubles attack from Genji and Zhu Yue?

Just as Li Wei was looking at the uninvited guests with some annoyance, he was surprised to find that they were all acquaintances of his.

To be precise, it was the newcomers.

"The Queen belongs to me; you have no right to take her away."

Before the boy appeared a group of fairy knights led by Morgan, their murderous aura palpable, seemingly intent on taking him back to the basement of Britain and keeping him there day and night.

Following behind them were the members of the Saviors' Squad. Caster was still eating snacks, like a wild boar having a good time.

At the very back of the group was Oberon, whom we hadn't seen for a while. He pulled a bag of currency from his pocket and handed it to the exorcist team member in charge of the reception: "Help me write this down. The Fairy Kingdom representative is giving 1 million QP as a gift. Put it on the groom's gift account. Don't make a mistake."

I admit I haven't been to the Fairy Kingdom to pay my dues for a while... but does that mean we have to come knocking on our door? And how did you even find this world?

"Ta-da! It's me, the older sister, of course!"

Suddenly appearing out of nowhere, Sister Melly patted her chest loudly: "Hehehehehe, Avi, did you miss your sister? Your sister missed you so much! Since being banished after manipulating the Holy Grail, it took me ages to find Britain. I specially used teleportation magic to give you a surprise~"

Haha, only surprise, no joy.

"Then you shouldn't have found this world so quickly, right?"

"Oh, I logged into my cousin Merlin's account and found that he was using a transvestite account to chat online with some useless doctor and scam money. I just casually got the coordinates of this world out of him."

Before the boy could say anything, Romani, who was playing the role of emcee on stage, suddenly knelt down and burst into tears.

"Cousin...Cousin...So, all along, Magical Girl Merry-chan was actually a man...?"

"Hehehe, anyway, after I told Morgan about your engagement, she brought the entire Fairy Knights here overnight, and I just hitched a ride with her."

Li Wei was completely dumbfounded. What was all this about? Couldn't they just let me get engaged in peace?

All I wanted was to live a peaceful life with Ryougi and Arcueid, so why was I being treated like this?

"Wait, where did these people come from?"

"I don't know, but it's definitely related to Avi."

"Quack, let's fight! This is what I want to see!"

"To see women of this caliber fight is absolutely worth dying for!"

After their initial panic, the guests quickly calmed down and entered into a gossip-watching mode, happily starting a discussion—especially the girls in the VIP seats, who were encouraged and eager to try their luck, showing a tendency to take advantage of the situation.

"So, as Queen, you're secretly engaged to another woman behind your husband's back, my dear Livius?" Morgan's gaze towards the boy was incredibly dangerous. "The last time the Queen of Britain cheated, she brought down the entire kingdom. I will never allow that to happen again!"

"I can explain..."

"What's there to explain? You're cheating! You're cheating!"

"I really didn't expect you to come to this world, otherwise I would definitely have told you."

"And what about me?" Arcueid pointed to herself with an innocent look. "Didn't you forget about me too?"

I'm begging you, Arcueid, if you keep talking like this I'll really get locked in the basement by Morgan, or at least we'll have to fight. I'll be heartbroken if either of us gets hurt.

"Is what you're saying true?" Unlike a certain foolish vampire, the fairy queen was completely distraught when she saw the boy's heartbroken expression.

What's going on? It's clearly that bastard Avi who cheated on me, so why do I feel even sadder when I see him upset? Doesn't that make me seem unreasonable?

"Of course, I will never forget what happened in Britain."

Li Wei declared with unwavering conviction: "Whether it was meeting you in the arena, sharing the same ideals with Bagst, or embarking on the world-saving adventure with Caster and Gareth, these are all parts of my life I will never forget. Every time I think about how I gradually grew closer to Bavanshi during our journey to save the world, and how we unveiled the mystery of the savior Ash, I can't help but smile. Especially when I saw Melusin and Noknare shake hands and make peace, it was like they had reached the pinnacle of gentlemanly virtue. How could I forget you all?"

Hearing this, all the girls from the Fairy Kingdom were very happy.

However, it was soon discovered that something seemed amiss.

Caster: "It seems... Avi forgot something."

Melusin: "Yeah, what's missing?"

Bagst: "Nothing was missed, right? Didn't everyone mention it?"

Gareth: "But I always feel like something's missing."