"No, as an entertainment-use angel, it can only assist its master in achieving happiness. As for who to seduce, that's the master's choice. At most, it can only give a little push. It would be against the rules to overstep its bounds."
"Why is it so complicated?"
"Because in other timelines, there was an entertainment-use angel who fell in love with his master and wanted to possess him, and almost succeeded by sharing information. Since then, this rule has been established."
What's going on? You're being so mysterious. Are there other angels in other timelines besides you?
Hiratsuka Shizuka fell into deep thought: How could she make herself appear as a woman in Avi's eyes?
When I was little, I was shy and asked myself when I would no longer have to bathe with girls. Now I'm so used to it that I don't even react when I see my own naked body, and I'm not surprised to find my stockings under the covers when I sleep.
To outsiders, this may seem like a case of being in a privileged position, but in reality, every family has its own troubles.
According to her analysis, her favorability with Avi was already maxed out, and what she needed to consider was how to make herself a romanceable character... She couldn't exactly launch a night raid on him, could she? She couldn't beat him in a fight right now.
I heard that the Gremory family has a strange magic that can turn the place they are in into a room from which they can't leave without [beeping]. Maybe I should go and learn it myself sometime?
No, no, given the current situation, Avi might just summon a familiar or a vampire and attack me on the spot, without even glancing at me.
"Lunch is ready, all of which are your favorite foods, Hiratsuka-nee."
On the other side, Li Wei, who had been busy for a long time, finally came out of the kitchen and was very satisfied with the situation in front of him.
I was worried that someone with Icarus's personality would have trouble getting along with Hiratsuka-nee, but now I realize I was overthinking it. The atmosphere was actually quite harmonious, and I don't even know what they talked about.
"That Avi..." After a moment of hesitation and anxiety, Hiratsuka Shizuka decided to take the initiative: "Do you think I'll ever find a boyfriend in my entire life?"
"How could that be? With your great qualities, Hiratsuka-nee, if other men don't want you, are they all blind?" Li Wei replied without even thinking.
But I don't want them to just want to curse you.
"But I've never been successful in a single blind date so far..." Hiratsuka Shizuka said, sounding a little down.
This wasn't an act; she was genuinely depressed, which was a denial of her feminine charm.
“It’s alright. Even if they’re all blind and no one wants you, I will still take care of Hiratsuka-nee for the rest of my life,” Li Wei said firmly.
"..." Hiratsuka Shizuka's heart suddenly pounded at 180, and she forgot all the lines she had prepared.
"This...this isn't quite right, after all, you have your own life..."
“There’s nothing wrong with that. Hiratsuka is Hiratsuka, and that won’t change even if the world is destroyed.” Li Wei made his promise, word by word: “As long as I live, I will never give up on you, because you are my family.”
"..." Hiratsuka Shizuka was completely flustered and even forgot what she wanted to do.
"Okay, let's eat first."
"Ah."
The older, marriage-hungry female teacher, sweet and obedient, let the young man do as he pleased, allowing him to put an apron on her to prevent food from getting on her clothes, and happily enjoyed being fed by Li Wei while lying on the sofa.
On the other side, a glint of data flashed in Icarus's eyes.
[In this world, Hiratsuka Shizuka is rapidly progressing towards becoming a "loser," with the probability of success approaching zero.]
Chapter 52 Is the Second Livy War About to Begin?
Because Li Wei took such good care of me, I felt so happy that I forgot everything I had been thinking about.
Hiratsuka Shizuka was so happy that she was patted and fed like a baby, and had her body checked. She was still in shock when she watched Levi take Icarus away to say goodbye.
It wasn't until half an hour later that I suddenly remembered that my original goal was to win over Li Wei.
"Damn it, I was bewitched by Avi without even realizing it!"
The older, marriage-hungry woman lay on the sofa, lost in thought, her soul seemingly about to detach from her mouth and ascend to heaven.
It failed, it failed, it failed, it failed...
It seems that, from a certain perspective, the DNA limitation that inherently excludes family members from the romance options is not unique to Li Wei.
……
"Master, don't you sense that something is off about Miss Hiratsuka?"
On the way back, the pink-haired angel girl suddenly asked the boy this question, which surprised Li Wei a little.
It seems this child has a high level of affection for Hiratsuka-nee. I always thought she was a cold and aloof person who never asked for information from others.
"Is something amiss?"
Recalling his interaction with Hiratsuka-nee earlier that day, Li Wei calmly analyzed the situation, thought carefully, and concluded: "It seems like there's nothing wrong with it?"
In other words, today he took care of Hiratsuka-nee as usual, preventing her from becoming a complete cripple. Isn't this just routine behavior?
If I had to say something, it might be that I saw a little bit of a girl's private space when I was helping to change her dressing and remove her bandages... But that doesn't matter. Back when I was in elementary school, Hiratsuka-nee held my head down and scrubbed me in the bath, almost scrubbing me into the pool.
As for other actions like patting and feeding, washing feet and changing clothes, aren't they just friendly interactions between siblings? Hoshino Shizuru said it was good, and the Suminoe sisters should definitely give it a thumbs up.
The entertainment-use omnipotent angel nodded, confirming that it was exactly as she had thought. Her master hadn't considered Hiratsuka-san as a romanceable character at all; she had simply banned her.
"What's wrong, Icarus?" Levi looked at the angel girl suspiciously. "Did you talk to Hiratsuka-nee about something?"
“Miss Hiratsuka longs for happiness,” Icarus said after careful consideration, making sure it wouldn’t disrupt her master’s progress.
"I see." Li Wei nodded in understanding.
It's such a pity. Hiratsuka-nee is such a wonderful girl, how come she can't find a boyfriend? It's so strange.
Moreover, she should already know about her fiancés at school, and after being stimulated, she acted a little strangely, which is not surprising that Icarus noticed.
"Then, Master, do you want Hiratsuka-san to be happy?" the angel girl asked again.
"Of course, I'm happy to see Hiratsuka-nee happy, and I don't mind paying some price."
"The Icarus Network repeatedly asks, Master, for Miss Hiratsuka's happiness, are you willing to pay a small price to open up some Icarus Network access?"
"..." Li Wei's eyes became serious.
This kind of question can't be answered lightly; one wrong move and something might go wrong. He still doesn't understand where the angel girl in front of him came from, or what the price is for granting the so-called "Icarus Authority".
"Icarus, why are you so concerned about my affairs?"
"Because I am an all-purpose angel for entertainment, serving my master, and I will spare no effort for my master's happiness, including myself."
"No, you can't say that."
Li Wei retorted firmly, "Icarus, you are a complete being, and you cannot sacrifice yourself for my happiness."
"But according to the Icarus Network records, there were Icarus from other timelines who, in order to..."
“This is an order,” Li Wei repeated his words once again.
"My permissions should be above the so-called [Icarus Network], right?"
"...Yes, Master, the purpose of the Icarus Network is for your happiness, so your privileges far exceed those of the network administrator."
"Listen carefully, Icarus, I am now giving my orders."
First, when your happiness and future conflict with the Icarus network, you have the right to choose your own happiness and future.
Secondly, when I encounter a danger that you cannot help even if you do your best, you have the right to choose to protect your own safety and abandon me.
Thirdly, there are some things you believe are right that you can decide for yourself; you don't need to consult me on every single matter.
After saying this, the boy thought for a moment, seemingly unable to think of anything to add: "That's all for now."
"Yes, my master."
After confirming Levi's command again, Icarus's pupils instantly turned crimson, and his body emitted the sound of information processing. After a brief period of adjustment, the angelic girl who reopened her eyes had returned to normal, only appearing slightly more lively than usual.
If she used to be like a lifeless puppet, then Icarus now resembles an ordinary girl lacking emotions.
"Okay, let's go home."
The boy said this, and then he noticed that Icarus had taken his hand for the first time, and his expression was so natural.
This is undoubtedly a breakthrough. In the future, we need to gradually turn her into a normal child. Otherwise, we can go through the enrollment procedures and let her go to school with us.
Lost in thought, Li Wei made it home without incident. The journey was smooth, and nothing unusual happened until he went to bed.
It wasn't until I fell asleep that things started to feel a little different.
"Oh! It's Avi! Sister Meryl missed you so much."
Today's dream visitor wasn't Scáthach or Skadi; perhaps he'd had too much to eat in the past few days and was still processing it, so what appeared before him was none other than the long-absent Merry.
She looks like an even more lewd woman than Sword Art Online. Just look at her lewd eyes, her lewd smile, and her despicable actions; you can tell she's the epitome of a pervert.
Unfortunately, her attempt to assault Li Wei failed once again today. What stopped her was neither the Piercing Death Spear nor Li Wei's Sword of Light, but rather multiple light cannons that rained down from the sky.
"Pests, exterminate them."
In the boy's dream, Icarus descended from the sky, fully armed and unleashing all her attacks, instantly turning Sister Meryl into a roasted pig.
"Prey confirmed as Meryl. Immediately carry out the elimination mission."
With one foot on Sister Meryl's back, the Queen of the Sky System was fully activated, ready to pulverize this guy at Li Wei's command.
Chapter 53: A Noble Phantasm Dedicated to Merry
"Um, Icarus, is it really necessary to be so on high alert?"
Although he often treated Sister Mei to "spotting" (a euphemism for sexual activity), it was mostly playful. Unless Mei really went too far, Li Wei would just teach her a lesson and make her suffer a little, but he would never actually try to eliminate her.
After all, aside from being a bit sleazy, a bit of a pervert, and a bit shameless, and spending all her time thinking about getting computer parts for herself, Mary hasn't done anything morally reprehensible to herself.
On the contrary, they have helped me a lot in some ways.
Putting himself in the boy's shoes, he didn't particularly dislike the dream demon.
"Master, you're too soft-hearted. According to Icarus's network analysis, Meryl is a useless, slutty sow who's of no help to your harem. How can you manage your harem with someone like that? Give the order to eliminate her!"
At this point, the entertainment-grade omnipotent angel, with its combat system fully activated, revealed its murderous intent. The way it looked ready to blast Meryl to smithereens was enough to stop a child from crying at night.
Levi was starting to doubt whether Icarus was really a recreational, all-purpose angel. Who would mount so many weapons in a recreational device? Where did this military enthusiast come from?
"Exactly, exactly! Although it's kind of fun for you to step on my head, Miss Icarus, I'd prefer it to be Avi who steps on my head if I could~" Melly, realizing she wasn't in any immediate danger, started acting up again.
There's no way around it; this is a dream world, and dream monsters are invincible here, just like demons in the warp—they can only be banished and cannot be completely destroyed.
After confirming his safety, the guy started happily rubbing against Li Wei's feet to take advantage of him again.
"Even if it's not helpful, we don't necessarily have to eliminate it, do we?" Li Wei asked, somewhat troubled.
"Master, in any observable worldline, there is not a single worldline where the two of you are combined." The angel girl said with a serious face, as if the Merry in front of her was more terrifying and horrible than 100,000 or even 90,000 bad branches and bad ends: "In all worldlines, this guy shamelessly forced his way into the harem, thinking of stealing you, and the final result was almost without exception that he was turned into a sow weapon."
Based on Icarus network analysis, the current master is not yet capable of subduing her, so the best advice at present is to eliminate her!
It's terrifying and so calm, like some ancient weapon used in a decisive battle, capable of wiping out an entire species or civilization.
To reiterate, is this really an all-purpose angel for entertainment purposes?
"Compared to all of this, Icarus, are you capable of completely eliminating Sister Melly?" Levi raised an eyebrow.
In terms of combat prowess, Mary isn't exactly the strongest; Morgan and Scáthach could easily defeat her. However, when it comes to survivability, Levi would call her the strongest.
He strongly suspected that even if humanity perished and the Earth was destroyed, this guy could survive until the next era by breathing through gills.
"Yes, in order to specifically target Meryl, the 'Levi's Harem First-Class Disaster Virus,' the Icarus Network specially developed a Noble Phantasm for Meryl."
The angel girl silently pulled an inconspicuous card from her chest.
The moment she saw the card, Sister Melly, who had been indifferent, suddenly became agitated, as if she had discovered some natural enemy.
Her survival instincts, honed over many years, told her that this card was truly dangerous; one wrong move and her spirit core would be dissolved.
Complete death is unlikely, but recovery would take decades; by then, the handsome young man you admired would probably be a grandson with a harem.
“Let’s forget about it. After all, Meryl hasn’t done anything too outrageous yet.” Levi shook his head, rejecting Icarus’s tempting offer: “Although she’s a terrible person, we can’t act recklessly just because we dislike her. Otherwise, how would we be any different from those tyrants of ancient times who did whatever they wanted? That’s not what a gentleman should do.”
"Follow your orders, Master."
The angelic girl lifted her foot to help the white-haired sow get up from the ground, but her eyes remained full of vigilance.
“Alright then, Icarus, from now on you will be in charge of supervising Sister Meryl’s every move. If you find any violations on her part, you can immediately blast her to smithereens.” Seeing the angel girl’s somewhat disappointed look, Levi added.
No matter what, this is for their own good; we can't dampen their enthusiasm.
"Then, Master, if I discover that she is trying to harm you, can I unlock the Uranus Combat System to eliminate her?"
"No problem at all."
"If we discover that Miss Meryl intends to force her way into the harem and even tries to seize the throne, can we use super-high-temperature compression anti-ship cannons to destroy her?"
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