My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

Maybe I've been staying at home for too long and I'm getting moldy. People always need to go out and breathe some fresh air.

"The recovery is going very well. You'll be basically healed by next week. To be on the safe side, let's go back to class the week after next." After wiping each of Hiratsuka's toes clean with a towel, changing the ointment, and applying bandages, Li Wei made the diagnosis.

"I want to go back to school right now." So many fiancées have come out to snatch him away after just one month away. If I stay any longer, they might even have a child by now.

"No, you have to listen to the doctor, Hiratsuka-nee."

Li Wei frowned and said this in a deliberately serious tone.

After confirming that the other party promised to listen and rest well, she got up and left with peace of mind. She had a friendly interaction with Lucy who was taking care of Hiratsuka-nee before turning around and going into the kitchen to prepare lunch.

Making the meal more elaborate, and cooking more of Hiratsuka-nee's favorite dishes, can also help the patient's recovery by putting them in a good mood.

Meanwhile, in the living room, Hiratsuka Shizuka and Icarus were staring at each other.

Well, actually, it was just that Hiratsuka Shizuka was looking Icarus up and down, but the other party didn't react at all.

"So, your name is Icarus, right? My name is Hiratsuka Shizuka. I'm Avi's homeroom teacher. I've known him since we were little, and I'm his favorite girl~"

To break the awkward silence, Hiratsuka decided to introduce herself first. Otherwise, sitting with a stoic and waiting for the other person to start the conversation would be as impossible as asking Sakata Gintoki to give up sugar or drugs.

I only made a tiny, insignificant change to the part about myself during the introduction; it's just a girl's little trick~

"Target confirmed, Hiratsuka Shizuka."

The object that had fallen from the sky, sitting opposite her, widened its eyes, its dark green pupils turning dark red. Arcs of energy appeared around its body, the power furnace in its chest accelerated its operation, and its brain continuously analyzed the results.

"Hiratsuka Shizuka, female, 27 years old, occupation: Japanese language teacher at Hakuou Academy, father: Takashi, mother: Kasugano Sakura, grandfather: Akira, maternal grandfather: Bang, her family has been practicing martial arts for generations."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Oh my, you know quite a lot of details."

"I have known my master for thirteen years, and I have developed romantic feelings for him since he was twelve years old. Because I use him as a reference for my future husband, I unconsciously fail every time I go on a blind date, without even realizing it."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Hey, hey, hey, don't talk nonsense!"

"She likes to pretend to be carefree while taking a bath with her owner. She usually treats her owner like an elder, but in reality, she longs for her owner's care. She often runs to the next bedroom to fantasize and fall asleep when she can't sleep at night."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Quack, I told you to shut up! Don't say another word!"

"After analyzing multiple timelines, we have concluded that this human female poses no threat to her master and is the type of person who is emotionally unsuccessful and responsible for making things funny and embarrassing during the dating process."

Who are you calling a loser?!

Hiratsuka Shizuka was furious.

Chapter 50 What should Vanilla Levy do?

"Hey, what happened?"

Li Wei, who was in the kitchen cleaning fish and playing with Lucy, sensed an energy fluctuation coming from the living room and curiously peeked out.

It would be terrible if a fight broke out in this kind of residential area; who knows how many innocent people would be injured in the process.

However, after scanning around, it didn't seem like there was anything wrong.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. I was talking to Icarus about angels, and she showed me her wings."

Seeing Li Wei in his homebody mode, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was just angry, suddenly calmed down and decided to keep what had just happened a secret.

Avi looks so cute; my heart rate has increased by at least 20%.

I used to fantasize about Li Wei running away from home and being adopted by me. The handsome young man and the older sister would live under the same roof, supporting each other and their relationship would quickly develop, similar to a story like "The Young Man from Nowhere". Now it seems really great.

"Oh, tell me right away if anything happens."

Come to think of it, what could possibly happen to Icarus and Hiratsuka? It seems I was just overthinking it.

Thinking of this, Li Wei turned around and went back to the kitchen to prepare Liu Maoxing's classic dish - the True Snapper Continental Map.

"What do you mean by saying that you analyzed multiple worldlines?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was no delicate flower living in a greenhouse. She had seen all sorts of magicians, fighters, psychics, and monsters since she was a child, let alone a genuine angel in front of her.

If we can get some useful information out of her, it might make winning over Avi much easier.

"I am an all-purpose angel for entertainment purposes, born to bring happiness to my master. I can remove dangerous flags that approach my master, destroy all bad end options that lead to disaster, share information with my counterparts in multiple parallel worlds, and record the lives of every girl who likes my master."

"..." How terrifying.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's head started to ache.

Judging from what she said, she's probably not lying. In other words, she really can see herself in different timelines.

In other words, I can use her to obtain information and eliminate incorrect options!?

"Um, if you could, could you tell me what kind of boyfriends I had in other timelines?" Hiratsuka Shizuka decided to be more subtle, as directly mentioning Li Wei seemed too blunt.

"Analysis mode activated... Analysis results confirmed. Hiratsuka Shizuka, female, has not had a boyfriend in any of the observable world lines."

“……!!!!!”

Hiratsuka Shizuka's composure instantly crumbled; what a terrifying future this was!

I'm not bad at getting in, so how come I don't have a boyfriend in any of the countless timelines?

Is this like the Tohsaka family dropping the ball, becoming some kind of ironclad rule?

What's this called? "Dead without a trace," huh? Heh heh, the world is truly awful; it would be better to just explode and destroy it.

In an instant, Hiratsuka-nee, who had just been overjoyed by Li Wei's visit and care, became completely dejected. Giving her the Death Note now would probably send sparks flying.

"You're kidding, right?" Xiaojing tried to salvage the situation.

"Reanalysis...Analysis complete, repeat output results. Hiratsuka Shizuka, female, has 0 boyfriends in the observable world line."

Seemingly to prove the accuracy of his intelligence, Icarus projected images from his chest onto the living room wall, displaying photos from other timelines.

"This is the 114th timeline, and the victor among the main heroines is Saeko Busujima."

Everyone in the photo looks much more mature, but Hiratsuka Shizuka's forced smile is particularly jarring.

"This is world line number 233, and the victor of the main wife is Kato Megumi."

Another wedding photo shoot, the bride and groom are very affectionate, while Hiratsuka Shizuka sits listlessly in the audience.

"This is world line 514, and the winner of the main heroine is Rin Tohsaka."

It's still a wedding photo. The little devil with twin ponytails is smiling brightly, while Sakura Tohsaka behind her has a complicated expression, as if she has done something to wrong her sister.

"This is the..."

"Quack, I don't want to see!"

Hiratsuka covered her head, looking extremely heartbroken, then suddenly remembered something: "Right, doesn't Avi really like the Ryougi family's children? Why didn't I see her win?"

"Too much."

"Huh? Too many means..."

“According to the 1919810 world lines that have been observed, as long as the master knows Ryougi Shiki, then the victor will definitely be her.” Icarus said calmly, “The world lines where other victors appear are all because Ryougi Shiki was not born for various reasons. Some world lines don’t even have the Ryougi family, and even Kanbu City doesn’t exist.”

OTL, Hiratsuka Shizuka immediately OTL.

Is she some kind of destined leading lady? Whenever she appears, everyone else can only compete for second place.

"Well, there's no need to be so sad, because all of Master's timelines have a harem ending."

Seeing the older, desperate female teacher looking completely dejected, the entertainment angel, based on data analysis, determined that it was time to say something comforting: "In every timeline you've appeared, you've joined the master's Crystal Palace."

"really?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes gleamed, like a silly, virgin older sister who couldn't find a boyfriend, grabbing Icarus's hand as if she were grasping at a lifeline.

What? There's still hope! You just made it sound like you were destined to spend your life as a hermit, that's terrifying!

“It’s true.” Icarus nodded, looking at his hand that was being held with suspicion. “I also have your and Master’s HCG here. Would you like to take a look?”

"...Such a good thing actually exists?"

"As an all-purpose angel for entertainment, everything related to my master's happiness is in my mind."

"This one……"

I instinctively wanted to say "GKD" (good luck), but then I remembered that the male protagonists in these CGs are cooking in the kitchen, and it seems a bit too arrogant for me to post videos here.

If someone comes out and asks what I'm looking at, am I supposed to say I'm looking at their notebook?

"Send it to my email after you leave."

Hiratsuka Shizuka carefully left her email address, intending to admire it herself later after everyone else had left.

Ah, my HCG with Avi, there's even a storyline involved, just thinking about it is so exciting.

Is it a sibling theme, a teacher-student theme, or a childhood sweetheart theme? It's so hard to choose!

"Wait, something's not right."

Just moments ago, Hiratsuka Shizuka's mind was filled with lewd thoughts when she realized something: "According to what you said, I clearly don't have a boyfriend, but I have HCG with Avi, which is obviously illogical, right?"

“Having HCG doesn’t mean you’ve become the master’s girlfriend,” Icarus explained. “In most cases, the master suddenly discovers that you’re not married yet and feels sorry for you, so he asks if you want to join, and you end up successfully getting a ticket.”

"..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was once again struck down by the harsh reality, unable to rise again.

Chapter 51 Hiratsuka Shizuka's Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering with Her Choices

"Hehehe, I see. You took pity on me because I was so pitiful, so you took me into the harem, right? It makes me seem like some kind of freebie."

Hiratsuka Shizuka seemed to have broken down; her eyes had become lifeless, as if she had lost all hope and aspirations, turning into a corporate slave busy with daily life.

"My attributes are clearly pretty good. This physique, this strength, this martial arts skill, this killing intent aura, isn't it pretty cool?"

Unable to accept reality, the older female teacher, desperate to get married, was like a broken record, endlessly complaining about her dissatisfaction: "I was clearly the first girl to know him. I bought him clothes and shoes and made him walnuts to eat when he was little. In the end, I got up early and ended up working late. This is just fate playing tricks on me."

Actually, you weren't the first girl to meet the master. It was Fujibayashi Kyou who found him. Moreover, she and Aikawa Misato won the right to be the main heroines in world lines 10010 and 10086, respectively.

Logically, Icarus should have said these things, but her brain told her that sometimes talking too much can backfire.

After a while, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had calmed down a bit, raised her head and looked at Icarus with hope in her eyes once again.

Don't be discouraged, Xiaojing. It was just a small setback before. Now that we have news about the future, everything will be different.

You bunch of little girls who tried to steal Avi from me, I'll show you the power of information Hiratsuka Shizuka!

"You can see what's happening in other timelines, right?"

“Yes, Miss Hiratsuka.” Icarus nodded blankly.

"Could you briefly summarize why I failed in each timeline?"

"A request has been received from a member of the master's harem. The request is being uploaded... After review by the Icarus Network, the request is deemed to pose no threat to Levi's Crystal Palace and has been approved."

The entertainment-use omnipotent angel utters emotionless self-talk, as if she is forming a joint approval team with Icarus from all other timelines in her mind, which inevitably reminds one of more than ten thousand [censored] sisters.

According to her, there are far more Icarus than the more than 10,000 imperial sisters.

About three minutes later, just as Hiratsuka was wondering if the guy had crashed and was considering whether to use the Yagami Taichi repair method to knock on him, Ikaros finally made a move.

"Data analysis complete, processing results in progress... Based on the analysis of observable world lines, the reason for your failure, Miss Hiratsuka, is that you are too familiar with your master."

"Huh?" Hiratsuka Shizuka tilted her head. Is there a problem with being familiar with someone?

"According to data analysis in biological genetics, any intelligent mammal will naturally reject its own siblings to avoid incestuous relationships that could lead to genetic diseases. As a trade-off, relatives who have not seen each other for a long time are more likely to fall in love, which is due to the attraction of similar DNA."

Throughout his long upbringing, he subconsciously treated you like an older sister, which triggered a red line to avoid hereditary diseases, so he never considered you a potential romantic partner.

"What? Avi actually thinks of me like that?"

For a moment, Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't know whether to be angry or happy.

Treating her like an older sister shows that he trusts and relies on her, but the price is that he doesn't treat her like a girl.

The older sister is nice, but she can't compare to the female lead!

"But Fujibayashi-nee and Aikawa-nee are also in this ecological niche, right?"

"The master left kindergarten after starting elementary school. The long-term separation triggered the characteristic of long-term separation from loved ones, so they have a winning timeline."

"This is outrageous! If this happens, I'll end up getting nothing in the end!"

“Based on the analysis, what Miss Hiratsuka needs to do is make the master realize that you are a woman.” Icarus concluded: “Now the master’s harem is gradually growing, and this is your last window of opportunity. If you can’t seize it, you may have to wait many years to get on board.”

"Or you could just send me Avi's strategy guide," Hiratsuka Shizuka said resignedly. "Then I'll give birth to her child and let you be her godmother, okay?"