A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Then I'll go over and observe the situation in the village.

Han Buli: Observation, 70/50, failure.

Han Buli: No? Is there really something wrong with this dice?

Xiao Huohuo: It's okay, it's just the two of you this time, Brother Han, you can roll whatever you want. (Funny)

Romeo: Dish, it's my turn.

Romeo: Observation, 63/20, failure.

Romeo: There is indeed something wrong with the dice.

Joan of Arc: How dare you say that with just 20 observations.

KP: It was winter, and snow was falling heavily. Romeo and Han Buli stood at the foot of the mountain in the freezing wind and looked around for a long time, but apart from discovering that it was indeed a village, they found nothing else.

Romeo: No more watching, no more watching. I'll just go into the village, beat up any wolves I see, kick any people I see, and...

KP: Just what?

Romeo: Just... just take out my clothes and put them on her. It's cold outside, sister, go back to the house and warm up.

KP: You better be.

Han Buli: Wait, Lao Luo, are you wearing women's clothes?

Romeo: Yes.

Han Buli: Then Lao Luo, you should put on women’s clothes first, they will be useful later.

KP: ?

Xiao Huohuo: No, buddies, are you planning to have sex in the snow?

Romeo: Jungle battle cry, can I pass the KP disguise?

KP: Come on over, let me see what you guys are up to.

Romeo: Cross-dressing, 4/60, success.

Romeo: Damn, it almost worked!

KP: Romeo then skillfully changed into women's clothing and put on his full makeup as quickly as possible in the snow. In the blink of an eye, the wretched-looking man disappeared, replaced by a young woman of outstanding appearance. She had delicate features, skin as white as cream, slightly raised red lips, and a radiance in her eyes. You couldn't help but want to indulge in her. From any angle, she was a perfect woman... if you ignored her muscular physique that was over two meters tall.

Joan of Arc: Hahahahahahaha.

Romeo: Okay, I'm done with my women's clothing, you can come on, brother Han. (shy)

KP: Han Buli, do you want to be Han Li right now? (Significant)

Han Buli: No, by the way, KP, can Romeo use disguise on me? As long as you can't tell it's my real appearance, that's fine.

KP: Let me think about it, okay.

Romeo: What? Old Han, do you want to dress up as a woman and play lesbian with me?

Han Buli: No, just change your clothes and then... (conspiring quietly)

Romeo: Ohhhhhhh!

KP: What are you talking about?

Han Buli: Nothing.

Romeo: It’s really nothing. KP, let me roll the disguise first.

Romeo: Cross-dressing, 27/60, success.

KP: (with a suspicious look) You'd better not cause any trouble for me... Anyway, after you disguised yourself, you came to Anning Village. Perhaps because of the severe cold, the villagers are hiding in their homes at this moment. The snow-covered dirt road is empty, with only one or two weak crowing of chickens and barking of dogs occasionally.

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: Han Buli, you need to pass the danger perception test.

Han Buli:?

Han Buli: Danger perception, 68/50, failed.

Han Buli: Damn it.

KP: So, just as you were looking around, a fishy wind suddenly blew from the side and rear, hitting Han Buli who was walking behind.

Han Buli: I want to dodge!

Han Buli: Dodge, 13/60, success.

KP: At the critical moment, you sensed the danger behind you and dodged the attack with a side roll. The attacker continued to rush forward and appeared in your sight. It turned out to be a wild wolf with pitch-black fur.

Wild Wolf: Howl——!

KP: The attack failed, and the wolf howled. The next second, a second wolf leaped from the other side of the road, blocking the two of you in the middle. Their green eyes were filled with ferocity and hunger. Apparently, due to the fence, these wolves weren't getting enough food in the village, and now you were undoubtedly prime rations for them.

Romeo: Just two wolves?

KP: Why, do you think it’s not enough?

Romeo: No, no, two wolves are enough to deal with us.

KP: Combat Rounds. The attack order, based on agility, is Han Buli, Wild Wolf A, Wild Wolf B, Romeo. Also, due to level suppression, Han Buli and Romeo gain a +10% success rate for all their skills.

Romeo: Well, well, it's finally our turn to suppress the enemy.

Han Buli: My turn, Fire Curse!

Fire Curse, 90/(72+10), failed.

Han Buli: Holy shit.

Romeo: Damn it, Brother Han, please don’t play tricks on me. I just finally recovered from this.

Han Buli: This will not happen again. This will not happen again.

KP: Facing the attack of the wild wolves, Han Buli took the initiative to attack, but accidentally fired a dud. Seeing that the two people in front of him did not seem to pose any threat, the wild wolf A roared and pounced forward quickly (dark dice), attacking Han Buli.

Han Buli: I’ll dodge.

Han Buli: Dodge, 4/(60+10), success.

KP: No, your dice points...

Joan of Arc: It seems a bit too extreme.

Han Buli: Just tell me whether you dodged it or not!

KP: Okay, you dodged the attack of Wolf A with a very cool move, and then another wolf rushed over (hidden dice), attacking Romeo in women's clothing.

Romeo: How could it bear to bite me when I am so beautiful?

Xiao Huohuo: Wild wolves don’t care about your beauty.

Joan of Arc: It will just think you have more flesh.

Romeo: Damn, you blind thing! I won’t even use my Iron Bones to avoid losing my makeup. I’ll just kill it with physical combat.

Romeo: Fighting confrontation, 38/(70+10), success.

斗殴伤害：【1d3：2】+【1d4：3】=5

Wolf B Damage: [1d4:1]

Wild Wolf BHP: 8-(5-1)=4

KP: So, Wolf B lunged forward to bite, but Romeo grabbed him by the neck instead. He spun him two and a half times in the air and then threw him hard, hitting the earthen wall with a whine.

Romeo: Handsome, Romeo, handsome.

KP: Round 2.

Han Buli: I will release the Fire Curse at Wild Wolf A. I will definitely be proud of myself this round!

Xiao Huohuo: Flag reserved.

Han Buli: Fire Curse, 50/(72+10), success.

Fire spirit root bonus, 9/(50+10), success.

炎咒伤害：（【1d5：5】+3）x1.3=10

Wolf AHP: 8-10=0

Han Buli: Did you see that?! Did you see that?! One-hit kill! This is my true strength!

KP: (Speechless) I really don’t know what’s so good about such a high-probability event.

Joan of Arc: Oh, please be considerate of Heibi.

009 No One Left Behind in Anning Village (Day 3)

KP: Finally, Han Buli, who had been fighting for a long time, stood firm for a while. A scorching fireball flew out from his palm and hit the wild wolf A squarely. After an explosion and a wailing sound, a charred wolf corpse appeared on the ground.

Wolf B's ​​fighting spirit: (Hidden dice)

Wolf B: Awooo!

KP: After his companion died, Wolf B raised his head and howled, but did not choose to retreat. Instead, he bared his teeth and looked at Han Luo and the others, with even more murderous intent in his eyes!

Romeo: Good, very energetic, a good dog.

KP: Wolf B's ​​target is (hidden die), Romeo.

Romeo: Come on!

Fighting confrontation, 19/(70+10), success.

斗殴伤害：【1d3：3】+【1d4：3】=6

Wolf B Damage: [1d4:2]

Wild Wolf BHP: 4-(6-2)=0

KP: So, you grabbed the wolf's neck, spun it skillfully in the air for two and a half weeks, and then slammed it to the ground. Then you kicked it, crushing its skull. After twitching twice, it died.

Romeo: Humph, a mere puppy dares to challenge monks like us. How ridiculous.

Xiao Huohuo: No, I thought you also used magic. (scratching his head)

KP: The battle began and ended quickly. With the two wolves defeated, Anning Village returned to peace. Then, a tentative door creaked open. The villagers cautiously peeked out from behind the crack in the door, only to see the two wolf carcasses lying dead on the road. They all cried out in shock.

Villager A: The wolves are dead, both wolves are dead!

Villager B: What? The wolf died?!

Amid the exclamations, more and more people came to the snow trail outside and cheered continuously.

Villager C: It’s the immortal master from the mountain who has come down. Sure enough, the immortal master won’t leave us alone!

Villager B: This damn beast stole several chickens from my house and now he is finally dead!

Villager D: That’s great! Now I can finally go out with peace of mind!

Romeo: No, they are just two local dogs. Are these villagers so useless?

KP: Amidst the laughter, an old man who seemed to be the village elder walked out from the crowd and expressed his gratitude to you two.

Village chief: Thank you two immortal masters for coming down the mountain to help us eliminate the wolf disaster. This is the token given to me by your sect when I went up the mountain to ask for your help a month ago. Please keep it well.

KP: After saying that, the old man took out a black stone from his arms. After you took it, the black stone turned into two streams of light and sank into your waist badges.

KP: Okay, you two can go back to the clan to hand in the quest.

Romeo: So no one has taken up this crappy mission for a month?

Han Buli: KP, can I pass the danger perception test?

KP: Why did you complete Danger Sense? It's just a beginner quest, no plot or side quests.

Han Buli: KP, please let me pass. I will feel at ease if I pass.

KP: Then you roll the dice.

Han Buli: Danger perception, 34/50, success.

Romeo: It's steady.

KP: The wolf threat has been eradicated. The village is now filled with a cheerful atmosphere. Apart from the somewhat cold weather, you don't sense any danger or disharmony.