A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Then before we go back to the clan, we'll take a walk around the village.

KP: No, this is just a beginner's mission, there are no side quests or intelligence.

Han Buli: It’s okay, we’ll just take a walk around, right, Lao Luo.

Romeo: That's right, just take a look around.

KP: (noticing) No, what are you going to do?

Han Buli: I want to go stealth.

KP: I knew you two were going to cause me some trouble!

Han Buli: Just tell me whether you want to allow stealth or not.

KP: No, you are a living person, and there are so many people watching you, where do you want to hide?

Han Buli: Isn't there Lao Luo here? A two-meter-tall beautiful immortal master, so eye-catching. When I stand behind him, I become completely invisible.

Romeo: Next, I'm going to start flirting.

Xiao Huohuo: Good guy, I just call him good guy.

KP: Okay, okay, so you dressed as a woman just for this purpose, right?

Han Buli: Next, I will take Lao Luo to visit every household. Lao Luo will be responsible for posing at the door to attract the attention of the homeowner, and I will take the opportunity to sneak into the house and try my hand to see if I can get some good stuff.

KP: This is a mortal village, there's nothing good for you to touch. (annoyed)

Han Buli: But KP, you said before that the villagers of Anning Village would go to the mountains from time to time to find some spiritual herbs and minerals to supply to Chengtian Sect. It makes sense for them to have some stocks at home.

KP: …

Han Buli: Also, KP, you also said that there are about ten households in this village, so you have to find at least eleven or twelve households for me.

KP: …

Han Buli: Also, I just sensed the danger. There is nothing wrong with this village. KP, please don’t bring any monsters or ghosts along the way.

KP: …

Joan of Arc: You are invincible.

Han Buli: Honestly, I think my actions and requests are reasonable. KP, you won't restrict my freedom, will you? (Sincerely)

KP: (Fainted by the dog-like villain)

Romeo: Honey, say something, honey, say something!

KP: Okay, okay, BYD was caught off guard by you guys before. I'll allow you to do this this time, but you can only touch three companies.

Han Buli: 10.

KP: 5.

Han Buli: 8!

KP: ...six.

Han Buli: 7... Never mind, 6 is 6.

KP: Also, to obtain valuable items, you'll need to have a difficult luck check in addition to a masterful hand. And if you fail to stealth, the operation will be immediately aborted, so that's fine, right?

Han Buli: Okay, but KP, you can’t give me the level suppression.

KP: Okay, you roll the dice.

Han Buli: First is the village chief’s house.

Stealth, 37/(80+10), success.

Brilliant move, 40/(70+10), success.

Lucky, 23/(70+10), difficult success.

Han Buli: Hehehe, a good start.

Romeo: As expected of the village chief, the old man has a bit of a stash of cash.

KP: You obtained a hemostatic herb.

Han Buli: Next is the second one.

Stealth, 61/(80+10), success.

Great move, 83/(70+10), failed.

KP: Good, you didn't touch anything.

Han Buli: It’s okay, the third one!

Stealth, 32/(80+10), success.

Brilliant move, 14/(70+10), success.

Lucky, 24/(70+10), difficult success.

Han Buli: Here we go again.

KP: ...you obtained a piece of cold iron ore.

Xiao Huohuo: The episode where KP most longs for a big failure.

Han Buli: Keep going, the fourth one.

Stealth, 35/(80+10), success.

Brilliant move, 12/(70+10), success.

Lucky, 19/(70+10), difficult success.

Romeo: Old Han, you have good luck with the dice.

Han Buli: After suffering comes happiness.

KP: ...You obtained a Biling Fruit.

Han Buli: The fifth family!

Stealth, 44/(80+10), success.

Great move, 88/(70+10), failed.

KP: You didn't touch anything!

Han Buli: This is the last one, please roll the dice!

Stealth, 78/(80+10), success.

Brilliant move, 15/(70+10), success.

Lucky, 94/(70+10), failed.

KP: Okay, okay!

Han Buli: Although I failed luckily, my stealth and tricks were both successful, so I shouldn't be caught on the spot.

KP: So, you went around this family's house and didn't find anything valuable, but you were still determined to steal chickens. With the mentality of "a thief never leaves empty-handed", you sneaked into the chicken coop to steal chickens. Unfortunately, when you were leaving, you were discovered by the guard dog nearby, who bit your trouser leg and started growling.

Han Buli: Where did the dog come from?

Villager F: Huh? Why's that noise over at the chicken coop? Is there a thief?

KP: After that, the villager hurriedly took out a pitchfork from behind the door and ran to the backyard.

Han Buli: Damn, Lao Luo, save me, Lao Luo!

Romeo: Okay, I'm going to step in front of Villager F and start my rhetoric. I tell him, "Don't be nervous, fellow villager. I'm a professional at handling problems. Just let me go over and take a look at the situation. You're not worried about me, a master, taking care of things."

Romeo: Dialogue, 88/60, failed.

Romeo: I tried my best, brother.

Villager F: No, no, no, there is no need to trouble the immortal master with such a small matter. I can go and check it out myself.

Han Buli: BYD didn’t have the strength to fight wolves before, but now he is so brave in catching people?

Xiao Huohuo: After all, the wolf didn’t eat his chicken at that time, but now he has really lost his chicken.

KP: Funny, funny. Anyway, Romeo didn't stop the villager who was so eager to protect his chickens. He was about to reach the chicken coop in the backyard.

Han Buli: I'm going to grab the chicken with my left hand, the dog with my right hand, and just run away.

KP: Too difficult agility judgment.

Han Buli: Agility, 41/(80+10), difficult success.

KP: Sure, sure. So when the villagers arrived at the chicken coop, they could only vaguely see a figure through the wind and snow, grabbing his chickens and dog and running away.

Villager F: My dog! And my chicken!

Joan of Arc: The peaceful village is in turmoil.

Xiao Huohuo: Let me correct you, it's An Ning Village where no one is left alive.

010 Baicao Valley (day4)

KP: Well, after a chaotic escape, you two finally left Anning Village and set out on the journey back to your clan.

Han Buli: Damn it, I just stole some stuff, KP you are so stingy.

KP: Just a little bit of nonsense? You almost ruined Anning Village's KPI for next year.

Han Buli: Huh? Is this all Anning Village has to offer? I'll try another village next time.

KP: ?

Xiao Huohuo: Brother Han, we are a reputable and upright sect. If you are caught doing such sneaky things, you will have to apologize to all the cultivators in Chengtian Sect.

Han Buli: You're kidding! How could I do such a sneaky thing? I just let the chicken and the dog go. (Funny)

Romeo: Oh, didn't we roast it and eat it on the way?

Han Buli: Still eating? Look at KP's eyes. If you dare to bite, some wolves might come out and eat us.

KP: Oh, how could that be? (Smiles)

KP: So, after returning to the sect, Han Buli and Romeo, you two went to the central hall to complete the task, and obtained 12 low-level spirit stones, [1d10] spiritual energy value and [1d5] basic magic success rate.

Han Buli: Spiritual Energy value, [1d10:10] (Current Experience Value: 10% of the first level of Qi Refining)

The base success rate of the Fire Curse is [1d5:4] (current success rate is 76%).

Romeo: Spiritual energy value, [1d10:1] (Current experience value: 1% of the first level of Qi Refining)

Iron Bones base success rate: [1d5:1] (current success rate: 44%)

Romeo: ???

Han Buli: It turns out that you, Lao Luo, are the real black guy.

Romeo: Hum, hum, hum-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah--(crying loudly)

Xiao Huohuo: It stinks. (annoyed)

Han Buli: By the way, KP, what effects do the things I stole from the village have?

KP: Hemostatic Grass can heal wounds, restoring [1d5] HP directly or by blending it into a Hemostatic Ointment, restoring [1d5] + 5 HP. Cold Iron Ore can be used to forge weapons, enhancing its fire resistance. The effect of Biling Fruit is similar to that of Hemostatic Grass, but it restores MP.

Han Buli: Can it be exchanged directly for Spirit Stones? I want Spirit Stones.

KP: Yes, you can purchase items and exchange them for Spirit Stones at the Gathering Spirit Pavilion to the right of the central hall. So, you go to the Gathering Spirit Pavilion and take out the above items. The disciple at the front desk glances at them with little interest and then gives you a price.

Disciples of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion: Hemostatic grass can be exchanged for 2 low-level spirit stones, and cold iron ore and green spirit fruit are both exchanged for 3 low-level spirit stones.

Han Buli: Sold it!

Romeo: Wait, Old Han, aren’t you going to bargain for a lower price?

Han Buli: My salesmanship is level 10, and you want me to bargain?

Romeo: Then I'll do it!

Romeo: Dialogue, 66/60, failed.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion: We have a unified price and no bargaining. You think it’s too cheap, but I think it’s too expensive. Will you sell it to me or not?