A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Leading disciple: Si, Elder Si, please spare my life...! ! !

Sneib: Useless thing, hold on for a while longer.

KP: Then, amid the guide's continued wailing, about half an incense stick of time passed before Sneib finally completed his observation. He then raised his finger and pressed it against the former's head, expelling the raging green and red energies from his body. The guide finally recovered and shakily climbed up from the ground.

KP: Then, Sineb casually threw out a bottle of Qi-nourishing Pills and no longer looked at the disciple who was leading the way.

Snab: Go away.

Leading disciple: Yes... yes!

KP: The leading disciple, as if granted amnesty, fled with the elixir in his hand. Seeing this, Xiao Huohuo was a little tempted to retreat, but after careful consideration, he decided to stay.

Xiao Huohuo: There is no thought of giving up, I have made up my mind!

KP: Really?

Sneib: I heard that you want to be my registered disciple?

Xiao Huohuo: Yes! Disciple Xiao Huohuo wishes to become an apprentice to Elder Si and learn the art of alchemy! I hope Elder Si will grant my wish.

KP: After hearing what you said, Sneib couldn't help but sneer.

Sneib: The method of refining medicine? Do you think that the method of refining medicine is the same as that mindless Qi training, which can be learned just by wanting to learn it?

Xiao Huohuo: I told Sinebu that I know alchemy is very difficult, but I also truly love the art of alchemy. Therefore, despite countless difficulties and dangers, I have never given up my pursuit. And to be honest with Elder Si, I have made considerable achievements in pharmacological harmonization long before joining the sect. I believe that even if I can't master the art of alchemy right away, I should have no problem helping Elder Si!

KP: It seemed that Xiao Huohuo was speaking sincerely. Sinebu touched his chin and showed some interest.

Snab: Well, since you claim to know something about pharmacology, let me test you. What do I get if I add powdered narcissus root to an infusion of wormwood?

Xiao Huohuo: Humph, ridiculous. Back then, I was a man who had read the entire HP series. How could such a small question stump me? I told Sneib directly that when these two are mixed together, they can be made into a powerful sleeping pill, also known as the Water of Life and Death.

Snab: Water of life and death? What the hell are you talking about? Mix these two and you'll get a colorless, odorless poison. Have you ever really studied pharmacology?

Xiao Huohuo:? No, I remember this was the answer.

KP: How dare you use the answers from the magical world to fill in the exam paper of my world of immortal cultivation? (Aknuckles)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn! KP, you are so despicable now!

KP: Seeing that Xiao Huohuo failed to pass the first round of answers, Sneib shook his head and continued to ask questions.

Snabu: If I asked you to find me a piece of bezoar, where would you look?

Xiao Huohuo: In the cow's stomach! This can't be wrong, right?

KP: Snape gave you a blank look.

Sneib: You idiot, for common medicinal herbs like this, you can just go to the store and buy them. Do you have to go out of your way to find a cow with bezoar just for a piece of it?

Xiao Huohuo: Byd, are you playing brain teasers with me?!

Sneib: One last question, what is the difference between Aconitum napellus and Aconitum davidianum?

Xiao Huohuo: Uh...are they different in use?

Snab: Wrong, they are the same thing.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn! (Very loud)

Han Buli: It’s hard to hold back.

Joan of Arc: It’s really hard.

Romeo: Poor Lao Xiao, being played around by KP.

Xiao Huohuo: (pounds the table) I’m furious. Very furious!

KP: Seeing that you got it wrong three times, Sneib sighed and was a little disappointed.

Snabe: It seems you're just like those others before you, a fool who, having only just learned the basics, thinks he's incredibly talented, yet still lacks the skills to achieve them. I can accept you as a registered disciple, but only for testing medicines. Of course, I'll also pay you a small fee after each test. As for the art of alchemy, forget it.

Han Buli: Gg.

Xiao Huohuo: No! And Yudi! I told Sneib that although my theoretical knowledge may be a little weak, my strength lies in practical application. I've applied for drug reconciliation, and I want to prove myself!

KP: Okay, then under Xiao Huohuo's repeated insistence, Sneib, with a frown on his face, decided to give him another chance.

KP: Then, Sneib brought Xiao Huohuo to the workbench in the cave and placed a mortar and several red leaves in front of him.

Sneib: This is the leaf of the Flame Orchid Tree. Dry it and grind it into powder for me to see.

Xiao Huohuo: It’s easy, leave it to me!

Xiao Huohuo: Drug blending, 100/80, a big failure.

Xiao Huohuo:???

Han Buli: Defying the will of heaven.

KP: It was truly incredible. Perhaps because he'd never handled such high-end tools and materials before, Xiao Huohuo accidentally overexerted himself while grinding, piercing the mortar. Furthermore, a stream of fiery red debris flew from the shattered mortar, landing, as luck would have it, in a bottle of semi-finished solution on the table, instantly causing a violent explosion. Although Snabe spotted it in time and intervened to prevent the explosion from escalating, the bottle of seemingly valuable solution was still completely destroyed.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Snab: ...

KP: I don’t know how long the silence lasted, maybe just a few seconds, maybe just a few minutes, but Xiao Huohuo felt as if several years had passed.

Snab: ...very good.

KP: Finally, Sneib slowly opened his mouth, and amidst the sound of gritting his teeth, his voice was like the ice of the underworld, chilling people to the bone marrow.

Snab: Get out of here before I shove you into the furnace!

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If you think I'm deliberately controlling the dice for show effect, you might want to see what the group members have to say. (laugh)

Chapter 82: Coal Ball Washing (Day 33)

KP: Sineb accidentally let a wolf into the house, and had a bottle of precious medicine destroyed by a certain Xiao. If he had not cultivated himself in Chengtian Sect for many years and his anger had not been greatly reduced, he would have definitely cut Xiao Huohuo into pieces and humiliated him severely to vent his anger!

Xiao Huohuo:?

Snab: Get out of here!

KP: Without any explanation, Xiao Huohuo was pushed out of the cave by a huge force in the next second. He gnawed on the black soil for a few times. When he stood up again, the cave door had already slammed shut.

Xiao Huohuo: No——Yin Yang Body Tempering Pill——!!!

KP: Okay, okay, stop howling, eyebrow pencil, and let's go. (disgusted)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn it, is there really no turning back? If I sincerely repent and kowtow outside the door for a day, will Elder Snebu change his mind?

Han Buli: Wow, such a humble guy.

Jeanne: If your stinky little brother put in half the effort he's putting into pursuing Han Ning'er, would he still be worried about not getting the Daoxuan Sutra? (Pointing and gesturing)

Xiao Huohuo: Humph, I can't lick her. I'll never lick her in this lifetime. In my life, Xiao has pursued nothing but strength! Power! Domination! If you want me to lick Han Ning'er, wait until she beats me to my knees!

Romeo: Wow, you're such a badass! Lao Xiao, you're a man among men! You have the best badass teeth among the best!

Joan of Arc: Straight and turtle! (pointing)

Xiao Huohuo: (Angry)

KP: By the way, Xiao Huohuo, please observe.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Xiao Huohuo: Observation, 6640, failure.

KP: So, Xiao Huohuo, who was rejected by Sineb, walked out of Baicao Valley somewhat dejectedly, and did not find anything unusual along the way.

Joan of Arc: Condescending.

Xiao Huohuo: What do you know? The less you know, the safer you are.

KP: Okay, Xiao Huohuo, your operation in Baicao Valley is over. You have 3 action points left today. How do you plan to act?

Xiao Huohuo: I feel like I still have to find a way to become Snaeb’s disciple. Alchemy is so tempting.

Joan of Arc: Are you trying to make medicine? I'm embarrassed to expose you.

Xiao Huohuo: You have to learn how to make medicine and test medicine properly, only then can you be considered healthy!

Han Buli: But Lao Xiao, you have been kicked out, and the next time we meet, there is a high probability that Sneib will throw you into the alchemy furnace.

Xiao Huohuo: Don't worry, I'll first ask someone to find out Sneib's personal preferences and see if I can give him some gifts to mend the relationship.

Baicao Valley Guardian Disciple: (Stunned) What? Elder Si's preferences? This... I really don't know. And let alone me, even if Senior Brother Xiao searched the entire Baicao Valley, I'm afraid no one would know.

Romeo: It's over, this dog KP has a bad face, I'm afraid he will just cut this road.

KP: (half annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: I don't care, I'm definitely going to be the registered disciple! Even if Emperor Fu Mo comes, he can't stop me. I, Emperor Yan, said so!

Romeo: Well, Lao Xiao, you can go to Chengtian Sect and ask if there is anyone named Harrypot or Li Liyiwansi who can launch a special attack on Snab directly.

Han Buli: Or you could go and see if the clan leader is called Deng Buliduo. (Music)

KP: I think you really want to fight Voldemort in the Jindan stage.

Han Buli: Huh? Really?

Xiao Huohuo: Forget it, forget it. I'd better go ask Senior Brother Fang Yuan about the situation. Since Sineb is also a well-known figure in the sect, I believe that this old man Fang Yuan should know something about the situation.

Han Buli: Fang Yuan: You mean, not only do you want to fleece me, but you also want me to put aside our past grudges and help you conquer Elder Sinebuch, the most difficult person in the sect?

Joan of Arc: Music.

Xiao Huohuo: You are not allowed to laugh. KP, just tell me whether you will let me go or not!

KP: You have 3 action points left, only today, see if you can find Fang Yuan.

Xiao Huohuo: Then I’ll go to the arena first!

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: So, Xiao Huohuo came to the arena, but did not see Fang Yuan.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh no, the location with the highest drop rate is gone. (Pinching nose)

KP: Please select the next location.

Xiao Huohuo: Well... then I'll go to the Sutra Library to take a look.

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: Unfortunately, Fang Yuan is still not here.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Han Buli: No, Lao Xiao, how long has it been dark here?

Joan of Arc: I feel like I've become as black as a coal ball since the time of Ten Thousand Swords End.

Romeo: I can only say it's all karma. First, Lao Xiao shattered Lei Mi's inner sect dream with a punch, and then Brother Xuan Zi split Lao Xiao's European certificate with a sword.

Xiao Huohuo: You win, you newborn.jpg.

KP: Okay, you have one last chance to choose your next location.

Xiao Huohuo: Wait a minute, now that you are here, let me learn some magic before you leave.

KP: Sure, which floor do you want to go to? (1st floor 10 Spirit Stones, 2nd floor 100 Spirit Stones, 3rd floor 1000 Spirit Stones)

Xiao Huohuo: That must be three...

Han Buli: Stare——

Joan of Arc: Stare—

Romeo: Crotch--

Xiao Huohuo: (pinches nose)... Forget it, let’s go to the second level. Does KP have any auxiliary magic similar to the silence ban that can prevent the opponent from using long-range skills and can only fight you in close combat?

KP: Hey, I think you don’t look that good, but you have beautiful thoughts.

Xiao Huohuo: (half annoyed) No way, no way? Chengtian Sect is so huge, and they can't even produce a scroll of immortal arts? Or is it that KP's brainpower is limited and he can't think of it?

KP: (pinching nose) There’s no point in provoking me. I just want to see if you’re lucky enough.

Xiao Huohuo: Please, Dice Lady, please guide me!