A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: 3 Spirit Stones. (Answer immediately)

Romeo: Girl! (Answer)

Jeanne: 3 Spirit Stones. (Answer immediately)

Romeo:?

Joan of Arc: Ahem, let’s talk about cultivation.

KP: That's why I say that unruly people can't be trusted. (Laughs)

Joan of Arc: (annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: I am only at the fourth level of Qi Refining. I just want spirit stones to practice. What crime have I committed?

KP: Okay, okay, I know you just made a mistake that all the bad people in the world would make. Come over here and finish the story.

……

KP: So, after experiencing ineffective social interactions along the way, Xiao Huohuo, who was a little irritated and depressed, finally arrived at Baicao Valley, ready to find the most powerful elder to become his disciple and learn the art of alchemy.

Xiao Huohuo: (rubbing his hands) Looking forward to it, will the elder of Baicao Valley be Yao Lao?

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: No, not Yao Lao, but he is also a very famous figure in the alchemy world. I believe you all should know him.

Xiao Huohuo: Who is it?

Han Buli: Ge Hong?

Romeo: Who is Ge Hong? (with a look of wisdom)

Joan of Arc: Could it be Li Shizhen?

Romeo: Who is Li Shizhen? (Wisdom eyes)

Joan of Arc:?

Xiao Huohuo: Li Shizhen’s skin.

KP: No need to guess, you'll find out in a moment. Anyway, Xiao Huohuo arrived at Baicao Valley, showed his inner sect badge to the guarding disciple, and explained his purpose. Unexpectedly, the guarding disciple's expression suddenly became a little strange.

Guarding disciple: The most powerful alchemy elder? ... Uh, could it be that Senior Brother Xiao is here to become Elder Si's disciple?

Han Buli: Your last name is Si? (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: I would like to ask this disciple on guard, is there any problem with me becoming his disciple?

Guarding disciple: No, no, no, there is no problem. I am just a little surprised. After all, it has been a long time since a senior brother from the inner sect came to ask Elder Si to become a registered disciple.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: Buhao, I feel like there’s a pitfall.

Xiao Huohuo: Let me ask again, does this Elder Si have no other registered disciples?

KP: Facing Xiao Huohuo's questioning, the guarding disciple showed a somewhat awkward smile.

Guardian Disciple: Actually, there were quite a few in the past, but they all left one after another. The last registered disciple was half a year ago.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Joan of Arc: I feel like the pit is getting bigger and bigger.

KP: The guarding disciple turned around and looked around, then lowered his voice.

Guarding disciple: (whispering) Senior Brother Xiao, I didn’t mean to say bad things about Elder Si, but you should go find another elder to become his disciple. Elder Si… he’s really not suitable.

Xiao Huohuo: Why? Could it be that this elder is a weakling who can't make medicine at all?

Guarding disciple: That’s not the case. Elder Si’s alchemy skills are absolutely unmatched in the sect. The pills used by other elders and even the sect master for cultivation are basically all made by Elder Si himself.

Xiao Huohuo: That’s probably a problem of character... Don’t panic, as long as I can learn real skills, a little hardship is nothing bro!

KP: So, seeing that Xiao Huohuo was still determined after hearing what he said, the guarding disciple couldn't help but admire him.

Guarding disciple: "As expected of you, Senior Brother Xiao. Elder Si should be refining medicine in his cave right now. Senior Brother Xiao, should I have someone take you there?"

Xiao Huohuo: Walk slowly and take a look.

KP: Then, under the guidance of a disciple with a bitter face, Xiao Huohuo soon arrived outside a somewhat gloomy cave.

KP: Compared to other immortal caves and blessed places in Chengtian Sect, the style of this place can be said to be somewhat out of place - not only do the strange rocks standing all around block the light, but there is also no sign of life on the dark earth. There are even many bats hanging on the top of the cave. If Xiao Huohuo hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have dared to believe that there was such a strange place in Baicao Valley.

The disciple leading the way: Um, Senior Brother Xiao, Elder Si is in the cave. If there is nothing else, I will leave first.

Xiao Huohuo: (grabs) Wait a minute, you can’t leave yet.

Leading disciple: Xiao, Senior Brother Xiao?!

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t be afraid. I just want to ask you what’s wrong with Elder Si that makes you so scared.

KP: The disciple leading the way looked as if he had eaten a pound of bitter melon.

Leading disciple: Si, there is nothing wrong with Elder Si. He just uses us to test medicine occasionally, and no one has ever died. Brother Xiao, you have nothing to worry about.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: I am a registered disciple and a guinea pig.

Xiao Huohuo: Buhao, retreat quickly!

KP: Too late. Just as Xiao Huohuo and the leading disciple were arguing, a cold voice rang out. ???: What's all that clamoring about outside? Didn't I tell you not to disturb me while I'm refining the medicine? ...Hmph, never mind. I've just got some new medicine ready, so I'll let you guys try it out.

KP: Before he finished speaking, a figure appeared in their sight like a ghost, accompanied by the sound of frightened bats taking flight at the cave entrance.

KP: He was a middle-aged man with a somewhat haggard appearance, who looked to be in his early forties. He was wearing a black suit stained with medicine, with straight and greasy hair hanging on his shoulders. In the middle was a sallow face with dark and deep eyes, which showed four parts of indifference, three parts of harshness, two parts of cruelty, and one part of unfathomableness. If it were not for the evidence that showed that he was in Chengtian Sect, Xiao Huohuo would even suspect that he had encountered some evil cultivator.

Romeo: Cool~

Han Buli: Damn it, I still can’t figure out which alchemy master this person is related to.

Joan of Arc: Wait, this description seems familiar...

Xiao Huohuo: What is Elder Si’s full name?

KP: Looking at the kind-hearted smile of Elder Si not far away, the disciple leading the way turned pale.

Leading disciple: Si, Elder Si’s name is Sinebu, Elder Sinebu Si.

Han Buli: Snape? ...Fuck Snape?!

Joan of Arc: Shit!

Romeo: Now I know you.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn the alchemy master Sneib!

Chapter 81 Drug Testing and Assessment (Day 33)

Xiao Huohuo: Oh my god, Alchemy Master Sneib, is this still the Chengtian Sect? KP, where the hell are you?

Han Buli: Hogwarts Chengtian Sect branch. (Bushi)

Joan of Arc: It was so terrible. The moment Sneib came out, my cerebellum almost atrophied.

KP: (Aknuckles) Hehe, now that Romeo and Joan of Arc are already here, it would be only logical for me to add Snabe.

Romeo: Yes, right?

Han Buli: I can't argue with that. He feels even more like a local than Lao Luo and Zhen Ace. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Quack! Who can give me the medicine I need?

KP: What? Yao Lao can make it, but I, Sinebu, can't? Just tell me if you are a master of alchemy! Is that right?

Joan of Arc: Forced to make medicine.

Han Buli: Making magic potions is also making medicine. (Music)

Romeo: Oh, KP, since Snape is here, can you please arrange for my husband Tom to come? I want to lick his noseless snake face and teeth~

KP:?

Xiao Huohuo: Captain Romeo, are you awake?

Romeo: Small head controls big head Ing.

KP: Is there any point in keeping such a small head? (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Actually, Lao Fu might have already sneaked in. Look at the Lin family's Immortal Sword Technique. Isn't it a Horcrux after practicing it for a long time?

Joan of Arc: Indeed, this time we have to get it, stinky brother, work harder for me! Oh, by the way, stinky brother, you have to find a way to get the Polyjuice Potion from Snabe, it's an essential medicine for murder and arson!

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) It’s none of my business. Brother Xuanzi said that family secrets should not be revealed to outsiders. If you want the sword technique, you might as well marry Brother Xuanzi directly. It might be more convenient when we become a family.

Joan of Arc:?

Han Buli: Selling myself to learn skills is the case.

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) And as for the Polyjuice Potion, regardless of whether KP is willing to release it, I'm not some Boy-Who-Lived. I'm sure I won't get any good juice from Snape's hands, so it's still impossible. Find a chance to escape quickly. (sticking out tongue)

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, we agreed that as long as I can learn some skills, it doesn’t matter if I endure a little hardship.

Xiao Huohuo: My life is more important. I feel like I, this little guinea pig, will die before I learn any skills. (laughing)

KP: Hey, don't be nervous, it's not dead.

Snebu: What were you two yelling about outside my cave just now?

KP: Faced with Sneib's cold question, the leading disciple trembled like a sieve.

Leading disciple: Yes, reporting to Elder Si, it is this Senior Brother Xiao. He is the newly promoted inner disciple in yesterday's outer sect competition. He wants to become your registered disciple, so I brought him here.

Snab: Oh?

KP: After hearing the words of the disciple who led the way, Sineb glanced at Xiao Huohuo in surprise. With just this one glance, Xiao Huohuo felt as if a basin of ice water was poured from his head to his toes.

Sneib: 17 years old, Qi Refining Level 4, excellent physique, decent activity. Well, a good candidate for drug testing.

Xiao Huohuo: Ah this... (sweating profusely)

Han Buli: Buhao, Laoxiao, run!

Xiao Huohuo: I quickly said it was a misunderstanding. In fact, I just came out to relax today, and accidentally walked into this place and disturbed the elder who was refining the medicine. If there is nothing else, I will leave first.

KP: Humph, you want to escape?

Romeo: Lightning and whirlwind!

KP: Then, just before Xiao Huohuo turned around and prepared to run away, Sineb sneered, and in an instant, the aura of a Foundation Establishment cultivator poured out. Xiao Huohuo and the disciple who led the way felt their whole bodies stiffen, as if they were stared at by a huge poisonous snake, and they were unable to move for a while.

Han Buli: Very spicy!

KP: Then, Sineb took out a small jade bottle from his arms, snapped his fingers, and two green pills flew out from the mouth of the bottle, entering the mouths of Xiao Huohuo and the leading disciple respectively, and went down their throats.

KP: Xiao Huohuo is lucky.

Xiao Huohuo: Gua, dice girl! Save my teeth!

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 11/50, success.

KP: (pinching nose) You bastard, alright. Not long after the pill entered his throat, Xiao Huohuo felt a warmth in his stomach. The seemingly cold pill seemed to contain a bright flame, slowly burning his meridians from the inside out. After a brief moment of pain, he felt an indescribable tingling sensation.

Romeo: Is the flute superb?

KP: After being tempered by the elixir, Xiao Huohuo's maximum HP increased by 1 point.

Xiao Huohuo's HP: 34+1=35.

Joan of Arc: Is there such a good thing?

Han Buli: This wave is not a loss.

Xiao Huohuo: Then again, only those who endure the most hardships can rise to the top! If I choose to escape now just because of a small setback, how can I face bigger troubles in the future and overcome them?

Han Buli: At this moment, his eyes were determined as if he wanted to join the party.jpg.

Joan of Arc: He has always been able to adapt to the situation.

KP: Well, compared to Xiao Huohuo's composure, the disciple leading the way was not so lucky. Not long after swallowing the pill, blue and red appeared on his face, and the sweat that overflowed froze into white frost on his face, while steam continued to rise from his head. Finally, he crawled on the ground, throbbing in pain.

KP: Seeing this, Sneib stepped forward, but did not immediately rescue him. Instead, he used his spiritual sense to carefully investigate the disciple who was complaining bitterly, and shook his head from time to time.

Sinebu: Hmm... It seems that the medicinal properties of this Yin Yang Tempering Pill are not very stable. If the person who takes the pill has an imbalance of Yin and Yang, it will cause a backlash. It needs to be improved in the later stage.