A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: You all should behave yourself. I'm going to go play with Miss Jeanne first.

Joan of Arc: I'm so touched. (Indifferent)

KP: Then the time cuts directly to the next morning, Joan of Arc, you can pass the realm breakthrough judgment.

Joan of Arc: If I fail this time, will I only be able to be a second-class disciple?

KP: Yes.

Joan of Arc: What if I really fail ten times?

KP: Then I will arrange a comfortable job for you in the servants' yard.

Joan of Arc: ...

Romeo: Miss, you don’t have to be so pessimistic. According to the routine of general novels, those who sweep the floor and do odd jobs are often otherworldly masters.

Joan of Arc: (forcing a smile)

Joan of Arc: Breakthrough to the first level of Qi Refining Realm, 6/20, success.

Joan of Arc: Did you see it! Did you see it! Did you all see it?

KP: I see it, I see it. Calm down.

Xiao Huohuo: I seem to see the look of Fan Jin when he passed the imperial examination.

Joan of Arc: Hahaha, finally I don’t have to starve!

贞德：HP：10+【1d5：3】=13；MP：14+【1d5：2】=16

KP: Very good, very good. Joan of Arc finally broke through before the deadline and became a Class A disciple. After reporting to the sect, what are you going to do next?

Joan of Arc: Go to the Sutra Library!

KP: Then you came to the Sutra Library, showed your disciple badge and successfully entered the first floor.

Joan of Arc: Let me think about what kind of magic to learn.

Romeo: Is there any need to think about it? You are the only healer in the team, and there are a lot of wounded people waiting for you to rescue.

Joan of Arc: But I don't think studying medicine can save you three snake-skinned Cs.

Xiao Huohuo: But if you also play output, then we will have four snake-skinned Cs in our team.

Han Buli: The legendary Cleaver Team?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s a rookie team.

Romeo: Damn, stop talking about chicken, I'm having phantom pains.

Joan of Arc: Okay, okay, I’m afraid of you.

Joan of Arc: Rain, (60+80)/2=70

Han Buli: Yes, yes, your success rate is comparable to mine.

Romeo: No, my fragile life can no longer bear another big failure. (Sad)

KP: Okay, now that you've learned the magic, what are your plans, Jeanne?

Joan of Arc: Then I'll just wander around for a bit and wait until they wake up.

KP: Okay, then I will continue with the story of the three idiots.

KP: It's still the morning of the second day. After a night's rest, nourished by the spiritual energy of Chengtian Sect, your HP has recovered [1d3] and your MP has fully recovered.

萧火火HP：9+【1d3：3】=12

罗密欧HP：2+【1d3：3】=5

ROMEO: Are we awake yet?

KP: You guys have physical fitness.

Romeo: Constitution, 49/60, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Constitution, 13/85, success.

Han Buli: Constitution, 82/60, failed.

KP: So Romeo and Xiao Huohuo woke up, but Han Buli was still in a coma.

Han Buli:? This doesn't make sense. I'm the one with full health.

Xiao Huohuo: Please understand. After all, your willpower is only 35.

Han Buli: ...

Romeo: KP, can I get out of bed?

KP: Not for now, unless your HP is restored to more than half.

Romeo: Brother Xiao, I remember you brought some medicine for external injuries.

Xiao Huohuo: I brought it, but I also need it.

Romeo: But I'm seriously injured. Brother Xiao, you won't leave your good brother to die without helping him, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Well...if I think about it carefully, we don’t seem to be that familiar with each other.

Romeo: 5 spirit stones, I owe you for now!

Xiao Huohuo: Just kidding, Lao Luo is my brother, my dearest friend! Feeling the call of my good brother, I immediately got out of bed, went to Lao Luo's room, took out the golden medicine and applied it to him!

KP: What a touching brotherhood. (Reading)

Han Buli: Wait, isn’t Lao Luo injured in that area? How are you going to apply the medicine to him?

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, now that you mention that, I suddenly don’t want to give it to you anymore.

Romeo: Damn it, come on, just sprinkle the medicine on me and I’ll rub it on myself.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Joan of Arc: The picture is so beautiful that I can’t imagine it.

KP: Then, you apply a simple medicine to Romeo, and Romeo's HP will recover [1d5].

罗密欧HP：5+【1d5：4】=9

Romeo: Great! More than half health, resurrection!

KP: Okay, so you stood up from the bed shakily, although it was still a little difficult, but at least you could move.

Romeo: I'm going to go to Han Buli's bed and hit him hard to wake him up.

Han Buli: ???

KP: Yes, but you are injured now, and there is a chance of failure if you take drastic action.

Romeo: Oh, so it’s Brother Xiao’s turn.

Xiao Huohuo: No problem.

Han Buli: ???

Han Buli: KP, what is the probability that I will wake up from a nightmare right now?

KP: I'll give you 5%.

Han Buli: Nightmare, 41/5, failed.

Han Buli: How can it be repaired?

Xiao Huohuo: Face damage, 1.

Han Buli's HP: 14-1=13

KP: Along with the crisp sound of slaps, a scream was heard in the room. Han Buli woke up from his slumber and looked at Xiao Huohuo and Romeo who were standing beside the bed with fake smiles on their faces, his face full of surprise and confusion.

Han Buli: Bah, you want to take even a little blood, how shameful.

Romeo: Rua.

KP: Okay, now that you're all awake, what are you going to do next?

Xiao Huohuo: Let’s go and meet up with the young lady.

Joan of Arc: Okay, okay, the game is finally about to officially begin.

006 Hardworking Slave (Day 3)

KP: So, after going through so many hardships, the four of you finally managed to meet in the central hall the next morning. However, you are still strangers, so let's think about the reason for your acquaintance.

Romeo: What's there to think about? Even though this is our first meeting, we and Miss Jeanne...

Xiao Huohuo: We hit it off right away!

Han Buli: It’s a pity that we met too late!

KP: BYD is a bunch of lazy dogs who are too lazy to even write the script, right?

Joan of Arc: Well, when I was strolling around the central hall, I heard others talking about what happened yesterday. I hate evil myself, so I couldn't help but feel a little bit of affection for these people who bravely stood up for justice. I happened to meet them today, so I went up to say hello, and we became acquaintances.

Romeo: Wow, a young lady with a strong sense of justice, i i.

Han Buli: By the way, Joan of Arc seems to be quite good-looking, don’t you have any thoughts, Lao Luo?

Romeo: I do have an idea. I want her to see my little brother right now!

Joan of Arc: ???

Romeo: Oh, no, when I said "take a look", I meant the kind you show to the doctor.

Xiao Huohuo: So funny.

KP: So, Joan of Arc, do you want to see it?

Joan of Arc: No, I want to take out my dagger and give him one more stab, to kill him forever.

KP: Yes.

Romeo: No, my lady. After all, I was injured for being a hero. I don’t deserve death.

Joan of Arc: All right then, the treatment fee is 5 spirit stones, I’ll owe you for now.

Romeo: (Sighs) I thought our relationship was based on feelings, but I didn’t expect it to be just a business deal.

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, think about it this way. A 1.4-meter-tall girl helped you with your private parts, so it’s not too much to charge you some compensation for mental damage.

Han Buli: Shocked! A 12-meter-tall man actually let a little girl look at his private parts in public!

Romeo:?

Joan of Arc:?

Joan of Arc: Thank you, I suddenly don’t want to be treated anymore.

Romeo: Damn, I'm in such a state and you guys are still adding fuel to the fire! (Angry and sad)

Xiao Huohuo: This is ridiculous. Okay, let’s stop making trouble. Joan of Arc, you should treat him. We still rely on him to be a meat shield in the future.

Joan of Arc: Okay then, 6 spirit stones, I’m raising the price.

Romeo: Damn, how come I'm in debt right from the start!

Han Buli: Doesn’t this make you seem popular?

Romeo: No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Ultimately, it's all because of you, Old Han, you're the one who started all this nonsense. As the main culprit, you have to pay half of my medical expenses.

Han Buli: Okay, okay, I'll give you the 5 spirit stones you owed Brother Xiao. (feeling guilty)

ROMEO: That's more like it.

Joan of Arc: Rain, 44/70, success.

Water spiritual root bonus, 5/80, success.

罗密欧HP：9+（【1d5：2】+3）x1.3=15

KP: Joan of Arc activated her spiritual power, and after a burst of cool steam, Romeo felt that the pain in his wounds completely disappeared.

Romeo: Resurrection!

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, now we can get down to business.