A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

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KP: Funny, but you better give a reasonable reason for this action. (dog head)

Romeo: That's right. You see, the situation was so urgent, and my first reaction after sensing danger was to push my good friend to safety. But in my haste, I accidentally used all my strength, which is quite reasonable, isn't it?

KP: That seems... reasonable, but are you sure you want to do this?

Romeo: It's a must!

Romeo: Brawl, 64/70, success.

Romeo: Don't be afraid, my dear brother, I'm coming!

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, don’t come over here!!!!

KP: Xiao Huohuo evaded with difficulty. Of course, you can fight him, but you will be roasted together. (Funny)

Xiao Huohuo: Dodge, 50/40, failed.

KP: Xiao Huohuo didn't expect his teammates to suddenly attack him. Before he could react, he was blown away by a huge force.

萧火火HP：18-【1d3：3】-【1d4：3】-【1d3：2】-1=9

KP: Loss of more than half of health at once, Xiao Huohuo's constitution is too strong.

Xiao Huohuo: My physical fitness is 85!

Xiao Huohuo: Constitution, 91/85, failed.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

KP: So, when Romeo "unintentionally" hit you with all his strength, you felt a tightness in your chest, and after a while the world was spinning around, you were thrown to the ground and struggled to get up, but in the end, you still blacked out and passed out.

Romeo: Thanks bro, I feel great.

Xiao Huohuo: I fuck your dad!

Joan of Arc: Such a touching brotherhood, it made me cry.

Han Buli: It’s really touching.

KP: On the other side, after knocking Xiao Huohuo out of the field, Romeo was ultimately unable to dodge the attack of the Flame Curse. The burning fireball exploded on his body, and flames splashed everywhere, like a gorgeous firework.

KP: The Flame Curse hits, and Han Buli exceeds the spiritual root bonus judgment.

Han Buli: Fire spiritual root bonus, 18/50, success.

KP: Thanks to the bonus from his spiritual roots, the Flame Curse received a 30% damage increase. And because of his previous lucky miss, the Flame Curse unfortunately hit Romeo's sensitive spot, dealing maximum damage and inflicting an additional 3 points of damage amplification.

Romeo: ???

Xiao Huohuo: I’m awesome, Bakugan boy!

炎咒伤害：（【1d5：5】+3+【1d3：3】）x1.3=14

罗密欧HP：15-14+【1d3：1】+1=3

Joan of Arc: Ghost, the damage of this fireball is almost as great as that of a shotgun.

Romeo: I feel like you're picking on me.

Han Buli: I’m not, I don’t.

KP: One-time loss of 80% HP, plus a large failure penalty, Romeo passes the extremely difficult physical judgment.

Romeo: Constitution, 31/60, ordinary success.

KP: Unfortunately, although your physique is still relatively healthy, the constant burning sensation between your buttocks still makes you feel excruciating pain. You curl up on the ground, turning your head with difficulty to look at the trembling Han Buli. Under the double torture of the mental stimulation of being betrayed and the severe pain, you soon fainted.

Romeo: Before I pass out, can I do one thing?

KP: What is it?

Romeo: I will write misery on the ground.

Xiao Huohuo: Before, I would say tears welled up in my eyes, but now, I would say damn good thing.

Han Buli: Alas, as long as there is green, there will be no shortage of firewood. I am very sorry for this accident. Please rest in peace, both of you. Your sacrifice will not be in vain. When I return after completing my studies, I will definitely avenge you.

Romeo: There is no need to wait until later. You can commit suicide now to atone for your sin.

Han Buli: That’s not happening. Something is not right. I’m going to run away.

KP: Sorry, you can't slip away yet.

Han Buli: Why?

KP: Don't forget that your willpower is only 35. At this moment, you look at the miserable state of your teammates and realize that you are the culprit who caused this situation. This fact has dealt a great blow to your weak mind.

Han Buli: ???

KP: Han Buli passed the will judgment.

Han Buli: Will, 41/35, failed.

KP: Looking at the unconscious Xiao Huohuo, Romeo with a burnt crotch, and Sima Wu with a gloomy expression not far away, the guilt and fear exceeded the limit of what your weak mind could bear. Your eyes went dark and you fainted.

Han Buli: ...

Xiao Huohuo: Three hits in one shot, I’m convinced.

KP: Le, I have been running a group for so many years, and I have seen all kinds of scenes (crossed out). I have never seen this scene before.

Joan of Arc: It's a good thing I didn't join you guys.

005 Team gathering (day 3)

Due to some force majeure, the two players changed their names to Xiao Huohuo and Han Buli.

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Romeo: Oh, oh, oh.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh, oh, oh.

Han Buli: Oh, oh, oh.

KP: Shut up, you're making me physically sick.

Romeo: KP, I think you should give us another chance...at least give my little brother one more chance.

KP: Oh, but I think it’s pretty good now. Why don’t you consider going back to school and rebuilding yourself into a normal person?

Joan of Arc: I agree. You two can both get back on the train and come back to keep me company.

Romeo: That doesn't exist. Reincarnation can only change my body, but it cannot erase my gentlemanly soul.

Han Buli: Written as a gentleman, read as a pervert.

Romeo: What's wrong with a man being perverted?

KP: Forget it, forget it. I will be merciful and give you one more chance.

KP: You guys are lucky.

Romeo: Lucky, 66/45, failed.

Han Buli: Lucky, 31/70, successful.

Han Buli: Does this count as timely assistance?

Xiao Huohuo: At most, this can be considered as making amends for your crime.

Han Buli: emmmmm.

KP: So, just when everyone present was stunned by your amazing move, a voice was heard from the side.

Yan Ming: What happened here?

Romeo: Ah, it’s my favorite Senior Brother Yan.

Xiao Huohuo: ???

Han Buli: ???

KP: Are you in love again?

Romeo: Philanthropy is a virtue.

Xiao Huohuo: Know the man and go up.

Han Buli: Man on top of man.

Joan of Arc: That's enough.

KP: Looking at the three people lying on the ground, especially Romeo with a burnt crotch, Yan Ming showed a puzzled look.

Yan Ming: What exactly is going on? Why are there so many injured? Who is responsible?

KP: Upon hearing this, everyone around him silently turned their gazes towards Sima Wu. Seeing this, Yan Ming couldn't help but frown.

Yan Ming: Junior Brother Sima, I think I should have reminded you yesterday that, except for the fighting arena, private fighting among disciples is strictly prohibited within the sect. Violators will be punished by being confined to the Reflection Valley for three days. You should know that, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Junior Brother Sima is okay.

KP: Upon hearing this, Sima Wu sneered.

Sima Wu: Haha, Senior Brother Yan, you misunderstood. These three people simply caused an internal conflict and brought about their own destruction. I didn't hurt them at all, but was hurt by this big fool. If you want to punish someone, they should be the ones.

KP: After saying that, Sima Wu looked around coldly, with a warning in his eyes. After all, the Sima family is considered a first-class immortal cultivation family in the vicinity, and it is not something that ordinary disciples of Chengtian Sect can afford to provoke.

Romeo: Damn, this bastard is the first to complain.

Xiao Huohuo: Although I really want to refute it, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with what he said.

KP: Just then, a soft voice was heard from the side.

Ya Xiaonan: Brother Yan, that's not the case. They were trying to help me, so...

Yan Ming: What is going on?

KP: Ya Xiaonan looked at Sima Wu with some fear, but finally mustered up the courage to tell Yan Ming the whole story.

Yan Ming: I see.

KP: Then, Yan Ming turned to Sima Wu.

Yan Ming: I have a general understanding of what happened. In short, it is fortunate that there were no major casualties. However, I will report your bullying of your fellow disciples to the elders of the sect. Junior Brother Sima, do you have any opinions?

KP: Sima Wu sneered.

Sima Wu: Oh, it’s up to you, but you can only take care of it for a while, can you take care of it for a lifetime?

KP: After saying that, Sima Wu turned to look at Ya Xiaonan and Romeo who had fainted beside him.

Sima Wu: I'll let you off today, but you won't be so lucky next time.

Xiao Huohuo: Are we being targeted?

Han Buli: It feels like a pill.

KP: After Sima Wu finished his harsh words, he turned and left the hall. Yan Ming sighed, looking somewhat helpless. Then, Yan Ming extended his hand to several disciples, who carried you all back to your rooms.

KP: Well then, the three of you have been sent back to your rooms to recover from your injuries and will be unable to move until you wake up.

Xiao Huohuo: How long will we be dizzy?

KP: At least until tomorrow.

Romeo: Will Sima Wu launch a night attack?

KP: Night Raid.a*vi? I can help you with the plot if you want.

Romeo: Humph, if he dares to come, I will let him taste my domineering sleeping skills!

KP: ?

Han Buli: Lao Luo, take it easy. Don’t forget that your little brother is still seriously injured.

Romeo: Yes! How's my little brother now? Is he still useful?

Xiao Huohuo: Cut it off, it’s already brittle.

Romeo: It’s better to be crispy than nothing. Maybe Xiaonan likes it this way?

KP: ...I'm seriously considering whether it would be better to tear up your card.