I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Curly Hair: Hey, isn't calling your own house a rooftop a bit too arrogant? Does this guy even want to go to the sky?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I’m afraid so, he’s very ambitious.

Lazy Kitten: Well, he's a warlord after all. Most warlords are extremely ambitious.

Book artist: [Picture] This public trial seems to have attracted quite a few people.

The picture Eriri sent showed a huge platform, with dozens of well-dressed but terrified men and women tied up on it. Below the platform, a dark crowd surrounded it.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: There are so many people, but I understand. This must be the first time such a public trial of a noble has occurred in that other world, right?

Illustrator: I asked Jessica, and it's indeed a first. In the past, even if a noble committed a crime, they were tried in the Imperial Court. Public executions like this usually involved commoners or foreigners... Oh, right! And witch doctors!

Hatchet Girl: Huh? They also execute witch doctors there? Isn't that something the Vatican did in medieval Europe?

Illustrator: Because the herbs used by witch doctors are likely to attract demons, they are called the descendants of demons. In the Vandersey Empire, witch doctors are executed if discovered.

Wigs: Will they attract demons? Is this true?

Illustrator: I'm afraid that's bullshit, because the neighboring Kingdom of Rekoma doesn't have such a law. The witch doctors there live a comfortable life, and I haven't heard of demons attacking humans. While there are monsters, they do attack humans, but it's common.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: If that's the case, why did the Vandersey Empire execute witch doctors? Did they consider them heretics, just like the Vatican did in the Middle Ages?

Illustrator: No, it's because the fourth empress of the empire was killed by a witch doctor. Since then, the Vandersey Empire has begun to hunt witch doctors on a large scale.

Curly: Humph, what a cruel world this is. Because of one doctor's mistake, the entire medical community is implicated.

Hatchet Girl: It might not even be a mistake... What if it's an incurable disease, and the doctor is helpless? Wouldn't that just be a vent of anger?

Illustrator: It was just venting their anger! But to justify their rage, these rulers accused witch doctors of being descendants of demons. Some people of that time had been cured by witch doctors, so they naturally didn't believe their claims. But over the generations that followed, through the relentless spread of propaganda and the media machine...the false history became reality.

Lazy Kitten: Like a textbook for an island nation.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft! Using the island nation's textbook as an example is so real, so real that it even makes me uncomfortable!

Illustrator: Hahahaha, you could even use Deadpool as an example! For example, years from now, when Deadpool becomes the leader of America, his act of unleashing the Scourge might actually end up saving the Earth?

Fairy Chi Lian: History is nihilistic, right?

Hatchet Girl: Oh, yeah, why is Mr. Deadpool silent? Isn't he fighting the Chiritas? Why isn't he reporting back to us? @嘴臭皮套男

Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: Hey, this pop-up window! Thanks to you, I broke a few more ribs...

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Hatchet Girl: Eh, eh, eh? No way! What kind of expert did the Chita send out to put you in such a difficult fight?

Shark-Faced Guy: Are there any powerful masters among the Chitauri? They should all use special technology and strategies to use giant beetles to invade other planets, right?

Wig: Maybe not the Chirata, Thanos?

Skirt-lifting maniac: If it were Thanos, Mr. Deadpool’s grave would be covered with grass by now, right?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, you look down on me so much? Thanos is nothing. That big purple potato better not stand in front of me! Otherwise, I'll turn his purple potato into a potato. That's what I said!

Book Artist: So, how do you turn a purple sweet potato into a potato? Grafting? But even though they're both potatoes, they can't be grafted, right?

Foul-mouthed leather suit guy: I'll dye it!

Lazy Kitten: Wow, that's some seriously smudged coloring! But who are you fighting?

Foul-mouthed man: Follow this bastard! [Picture]

Clicking on the picture posted by Deadpool, the first thing that caught my eye was his extremely flowing, instant-noodle-like golden hair, his slightly bearded, weathered face, and the small hammer in his hand, flashing with lightning.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: So they started fighting again?

Lazy Little Kitten: If I’m not mistaken, it should most likely be Loki’s business, right?

Foul-mouthed Man: Of course! This damn bastard thought I killed his brother! Now he's running towards me like a mad dog, but to be honest... I really don't like his bad breath.

After the message was sent, Deadpool nimbly dodged Thor's hammer, and at the same time, the long sword in his hand swung towards his chest.

Clang.

The long sword struck Thor's breastplate, sending out streaks of fire. Clearly, with Deadpool's current abilities and strength, he couldn't directly penetrate Thor's defense.

But it was also difficult for Thor to hit him, and the two of them were in a stalemate.

Lazy Little Kitten: I knew that if you want to deal with Loki, you will definitely run into this brother-protecting maniac.

The artist: With Deadpool's current strength, it would be difficult for him to defeat Thor. Of course, he can't die himself. There's no point in you doing this.

Foul-mouthed man: Don't bother trying to persuade me, I'm going to dice his ass today and leave it in the sun! Let this idiot experience what a fucking Thanksgiving is all about!

519 Harry's Trio's Secret Operation

Hatchet Girl: Phew, Thanksgiving?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Why is it Thanksgiving? What’s wrong with Thanksgiving?

Book Artist: Ah, Thanksgiving is the holiday where white people commemorate the skinning of Indians?

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, holy shit! Ah Li Jiang, your explanation is very vivid.

Lin Fengjiao: Indians were skinned?

Hatchet Girl: This history is no secret. When white Americans first occupied North America, they slaughtered Native Americans on a massive scale. They offered bounties on Native American scalps in exchange for US dollars, implementing a policy of genocide.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Disgusting, so Deadpool wants to revert to his roots now?

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, no! Of course not. I'm talking about genuine gratitude! And my ancestors weren't white Americans, they were French!

After sending the message, Deadpool once again blocked Thor's hammer with the long sword in his hand. He turned his body sideways and kicked Thor's waist with a whip kick.

Bang.

Thor was thrown back with such force that his body slammed hard against the wall behind him. The entire wall began to crack visibly, covered in spider-web-like cracks.

But even after such an attack, Thor rushed towards Deadpool again as if nothing had happened.

Book Artist: Oh, the France that is good at raising the white flag?

Foul-mouthed man: Damn it, that's enough! You little yellow-haired boy, you'll die if you don't mock me, right? Uncle, I just want to have a delicious Thanksgiving, why are you targeting me like this? Uncle, what did I do wrong?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, Mr. Deadpool is really angry this time! When he was happy, he called me "Little Pear", but now he's angry, he's turned into "Little Yellow Hair".

Lazy Kitten: But to be honest, Ali-chan's taunting was quite powerful. France, known for waving the white flag, instantly hit the mark.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Is this also a meme?

Hatchet Girl: Well, because France raised the white flag and surrendered in many world wars.

Curly: Now we really should be thankful. We should thank the great Ali-chan for helping Deadpool break through! (Emoji: Cheers)

Book Artist: No, I don't drink. How about singing a little song to liven things up?

Curly-haired boy: I can’t sing a damn song!

This is an actor: Listen to me! Thank you, because of you... warm the four seasons?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Lazy Kitten: Ah this, ah this! This song, this song...

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Are these the lyrics posted by An Ran?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, and it was quite popular in our previous life. Speaking of this lyric, it reminds me of that rough past!

The Villain of Soul Society: I didn’t expect that you, a little cat, also have a story.

This is an actor: Who doesn’t have a story these days?

Gerald shook his head and turned his gaze to the large screen in front of him. The screen showed Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermione. They were led by a house-elf with wispy hair as they journeyed through the winding and rugged paths of the Forbidden Forest.

This house-elf was Dobby, who once served the Malfoy family.

But under the impact of the collective rebellion of the house elves, Lucius Malfoy no longer trusted it. He thought it would be a time bomb buried in his own home and decisively drove it out.

The homeless Dobby chose to settle down in Hogwarts and mingled with the group of house-elves in Hogwarts.

"Hey, are you sure their lair is in the Forbidden Forest?" Ron, who was walking at the end of the team, couldn't help but ask, "It's very dangerous here, no kidding!"

"Although Dobby is not an obedient house-elf, he never jokes." Dobby stopped and turned around and said, "Dobby is very sure that the Prophet is deep in this forest."

"The Prophet, is that the leader of the house-elves?" Hermione asked softly, "Why do you call him the Prophet?"

"Because it's a unique house-elf, the most special house-elf." Dobby thought for a moment and said, "Its wisdom and power even surpass those of many house-elf masters!"

"Are you sure you're not kidding?" Ron's mouth twitched, his face filled with black lines. "No house-elf can be a match for a wizard. It's absolutely impossible!"

"Dobby never lies!" Dobby showed a very unhappy expression on his face, and said angrily: "If you don't believe me, you will suffer a great loss, you nasty coward!"

Uh.

Ron was stunned for a moment, then pointed at himself and asked, "Disgusting coward? Are you talking about me?"

"Of course, who else here is a coward besides you?" Dobby crossed his arms and blinked. "You're afraid of spiders."

"Oh, Merlin's beard!" Ron was completely stunned, and asked in disbelief: "Who told you this? Harry?" He looked at his friend angrily.

"No, I didn't." Harry denied quickly.

"According to Dobby's idea, cowards should just go back." Dobby shook his head and sighed, "We might see some big spiders on this road, and you'll definitely be scared to death."

"Damn it, I'm not a coward!" Ron's temper flared up immediately, and he shouted, "Also, I don't believe there are any big spiders here!"

"That big spider, is it green?" Hermione suddenly asked. "And does it have stripes on its forelimbs?"

Dobby nodded and said, "Huh, you've seen it too?"

"I didn't see it before, but I see it now." Hermione breathed a sigh of relief and slowly pulled out her wand from her waist. "Ron, don't look up at this time."

what?

Ron was stunned for a moment, still not quite reacting, and subconsciously raised his head to look at the tree branch beside him. Then, he felt like he was struck by lightning.

He caught sight of a calf-sized spider staring at him with its eight eyes. Two black fangs were still raised high in its mouth, and drops of a sticky substance like saliva slowly dripped from it.

"Oh my God..." Ron was almost paralyzed by fear, and even his voice trembled.

scoff.

At this moment, the giant spider suddenly leaped high and flew towards Ron.

520 The Sin of the Nobility

"Wow, what a big spider..."

Seeing the giant spider leaping towards him, Ron was stunned. He stood there in a daze, as if he had been petrified.

"No, Ron!" Harry cried anxiously, but at this moment he could not think of any way to save his friend.

"Celestial Magic: Meteor!"

But at this moment, a golden beam of light suddenly appeared. The beam was extremely fast and hit the spider's side just before it pounced on Ron's face.

Phew.

The spider's entire body shattered in an instant, and dark green juice splashed everywhere.

"Oh, this smells terrible."

Only then did Harry realize that the golden light was actually Hermione. The girl was now covered with spider slime, as if she had been splashed with a layer of green paint.

"What was that just now?" Ron finally came to his senses and looked at Hermione in surprise.

He was in no better condition than the other person because they were too close and the spider's mucus sprayed all over him.

"You should have guessed it, right? That's celestial magic." Hermione breathed a sigh of relief and pointed her wand at herself. "Clean it up!" The green slime gradually faded, and the little girl's robes became neat and clean again.

"Star girl!" Dobby also came close to Hermione, dancing with joy. "Dobby saw it, the girl just turned into a star! So beautiful, so pretty!"

"And it's really powerful." Harry said excitedly, "Now I believe what you said before."

It can smash a big spider into pieces, and it will definitely do the same if it hits a person.

Although adult wizards should not be so easy to be hit because they can use "Apparition", what if they are not fully prepared?

"Actually, I didn't know this magic was so terrifying!" Hermione shook her head and said, "At the time, I just wanted to knock it away and save Ron, but I didn't expect..."

"I didn't expect it to turn into rubble?" Ron's expression was very complicated. There was a sense of loss at being held back, but also a sense of relief at having survived.