Book Artist: So you guys just started doing it?
This is an actor: facing a disaster, he attacks his teammates?
Foul-mouthed Man: No, no, no, it hasn't gotten that far. That butt-sticking man came over to mediate, we're in a cold war right now.
Scarlet Snake Fairy: The man with the sticking out butt...another unfamiliar term.
Lazy Kitten: I think I know this, it refers to Captain America, right? So if Captain America hadn't stopped you, you guys would have really started fighting?
Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Dear Miss Kitty, could you please not use the verb "do"? This makes me feel sick and nauseous. Even if I die, I would never do such a thing to that damn hammer man!
The villain in Soul Society: Since we are teammates now, we must learn to tolerate each other.
Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: Personally, I don't think he and I have a conflict within the people. He doesn't even consider himself one of us. He's a proud Asgardian! The true ruler of our planet!
Hatchet Girl: Well, the Asgardians seem to generally believe this. They think that Earth is part of the Nine Realms and is their territory.
Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Right, right? That's actually what I really can't stand. What era is this? Still playing colonial games? I'll never acknowledge them. They're nothing! And that damn gay brother of his, he was the one who caused this crisis in the first place! So many people have lost their lives, and this bastard is getting away with it thanks to some frivolous diplomatic immunity!
Skirt Lifter: This is true. I felt a bit disgusted when I first watched the movie. Just because he's the prince of Asgard, he can get away with it. Who will atone for the deaths of those innocent citizens?
516 The Furious Deadpool
Foul-mouthed Suit Man: That's a brilliant question, Little Devil! Who's responsible for the deaths of those innocent citizens? The culprit is clearly that damned Loki, right? How can he get away with it so easily? I won't tolerate this kind of thing!
After sending the message, Deadpool suddenly looked towards Loki who was standing on the top floor of Stark Tower.
The god of mischief in Norse mythology seemed very proud at the moment, with his arms folded across his chest as he looked at the superheroes fighting bloody battles.
We have to find a way to get around and capture this bastard as soon as possible!
Deadpool thought to himself as his body slowly floated into the air, stepping on the air like climbing a mountain. This was clearly the power of the God of Death, using spirit particles as a stepping stone to ascend to heaven.
However, since this ability was acquired not long ago, Deadpool was not very skilled in using it, especially the instant step, and he bumped into the wall several times.
Skirt-lifting maniac: ??? You, what are you calling me? What the hell is Little Devil?
The artist of the book: Hahahaha, the demon of the skirt-lifting maniac.
Hatchet Girl: You know what, it sounds pretty cute at first. Little Devil, it has a bit of that vibe.
Skirt-lifting maniac: This is so cute, just call me by my name!
Skull Island Handsome Guy: I think Thor had to take Loki away. After all, Asgard's power and fury are beyond Earth's reach. Nick Fury must have considered this, which is why he acquiesced.
Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, I think that's definitely a factor. If Earth becomes hostile to Asgard over the handling of a sinner, the damage to Earth might be even greater.
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: But this is capitulationism. Today you can give up a sinner, tomorrow you can give up an entire country. When there is nothing left to give up, what should you do?
Skirt Lifter: I agree. This precedent shouldn't be set. We know that Asgard is generally friendly to Earth. But in the Marvel Universe, there's more than just Asgard. If an aggressive planet came to claim our people, would we even give in?
Scarlet Snake Fairy: Whether it is aggressive or friendly, there is no room for negotiation on issues concerning sovereignty.
Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: That's right! This bastard who messed around on our planet must die as an apology! Let's have a public execution. I'll personally do it!
Book Artist: Pfft, Deadpool, why are you so excited? Don't forget that you are also a criminal, hey!
Hatchet Girl: That is to say, if you really want to die to atone for your sins... then you should start with yourself, right?
Foul-mouthed man in a suit: I say, whose side are you guys on? Aren't we discussing that weakling god right now? Why are you trying to whip me out of my corpse?
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Of course we stand on the side of our own people, but we still have to look at the problem objectively, right?
Illustrator: Exactly! Your own sins are probably no less than Loki's, aren't they? Yet, S.H.I.E.L.D. only locked you up for about six months. Now it's someone else's turn, and you're going to make him die to atone for his sins?
Curly-haired guy: Your behavior is called double standard, you know?
Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Okay, okay, I give up. So what do you think is the best way to deal with him now? Should we stick with the original story and have him taken away by that cuckolded Thor?
Lazy Little Kitten: That’s definitely not possible. Loki must stay on Earth to atone for his sins!
Soul Society's villain: Let's just use our usual methods, labor reform. Let this little prince of Asgard experience the hardships of labor.
Scarlet Snake Fairy: This is a good suggestion.
Book artist: I will also prepare to send those nobles in the southeastern province whose crimes do not deserve the death penalty to labor reform. A public trial will be held in the Grand Square tomorrow.
Wait, Mr. Deadpool, what did you just call Thor? What the heck is Cuckold King?
Hatchet Girl: Pfft! Ruiko-chan, I wouldn't have cared if you hadn't mentioned it. Why is it the Cuckold King? Thor, who was cuckolded by someone? Even though he and his girlfriend didn't end up together, it seems his girlfriend didn't cheat on him, right?
Lazy Kitten: Speaking of the Cuckold King, I think Bruce Banner has that potential.
The illustrator: We both thought the same thing. Bruce Banner is really green. Just like when he transforms into the Hulk, his skin is the same green.
Curly: I see! Is he called the Hulk because he was cheated on?
Foul-mouthed Suit Man: No, no, no, I just think Thor's head is suitable for wearing a green hat. There's nothing else to it, please don't think too much about it.
Deadpool was sending messages while quietly approaching Loki. But at this moment, a Chita spaceship rushed towards him.
"Damn shit!"
Deadpool cursed angrily and dodged nimbly. At the same time, he raised his leg and kicked the Chitauri piloting the airship.
Bang.
The Chita pilot's entire body suddenly took off into the air, and the airship, which lost control, crashed heavily into the outer wall of the Stark Building.
Boom.
A huge roar sounded, and light and fire splashed everywhere.
Deadpool took the opportunity to look up, only to find that Loki on the top floor had disappeared. This instantly made him furious and he almost burst into a curse.
Just a little bit, just a little bit! He could catch the damn culprit and change the group members' impression of him. Deadpool even thought about how to pose Loki for the photo.
But I didn't expect to encounter such an unexpected incident halfway!
My mentality has collapsed!
Deadpool's right hand, gripping the long sword, trembled slightly. He continued to search everywhere, but there was no trace of Loki. "Damn Chitauri! Uncle, I'm going to make you into mapo tofu!"
Finally unable to hold back a curse, Deadpool leaped from mid-air to the ground, slashing his sword and chopping all the Chitauri standing before him into pieces.
After an unknown amount of time, he finally saw Loki's slender figure again in a cafe. Deadpool, his face filled with excitement, no longer cared about anything else and immediately prepared to rush forward with his flash step.
"Loki!"
But at that moment, a figure sped faster than him. Thor, shrouded in lightning, rushed towards the cafe like a runaway locomotive, heading for his brother.
517 Fight
Boom.
The moment Thor rushed into the cafe, the entire door and door frame of the cafe suddenly shattered into pieces as if hit by a guided missile.
"Loki!" Thor grabbed his brother by the collar and lifted him high into the air amidst the thick smoke and dust. "Come back with me, and you will face the consequences!"
"You should know that's impossible." Loki's mouth cracked into a meaningful smile. "You stupid ass."
what?
Thor's eyes widened. As he stared in astonishment, Loki's body began to swell rapidly. It seemed to have reached a certain apex, and with a "bang" it exploded like a firework.
Thor was thrown out by the huge impact, knocking down several buildings behind him.
"Damn, it turns out to be a fake person?"
Seeing this scene, Deadpool suddenly felt a little relieved. Fortunately, this idiot Thor stepped on the landmine for him.
"Loki! You bastard!" Thor, fooled, was filled with anger as he struggled to get up from the rubble. Fortunately, he had thick skin and flesh, so the impact hardly caused any damage to him.
"That's why I called you an ass." Loki suddenly appeared behind Thor and chuckled, "You can't even see through such a simple trick."
"Loki!" Thor turned quickly and tried to attack his brother, but Loki was even faster. The staff in his hand was like a scimitar, piercing Thor's waist and abdomen.
hum.
The pale blue crystal embedded in the staff suddenly exploded, sending Thor flying once again. His body leaped high into the air and then plummeted to the ground, where he collapsed like a rag.
"Ouch!" Deadpool whistled and yelled, "That hurts, man!"
pat.
Having snatched up his brother, Loki was clearly smug. He leisurely walked up to Thor and placed his foot on his back. "Now tell me, who's the loser? Why did an idiot like you get to be the heir? Damn it!"
"Loki..."
"Oh, oh, don't talk now. I don't want to hear you speak, understand?"
Loki thrust his staff down at Thor once more. As the crystal cracked, Thor let out a shrill roar. "Yes, just like that. You just need to yell it out like that, and it'll be perfect."
pat.
The smug expression on Loki's face did not last long, as Thor suddenly grabbed his ankle and pulled him back violently, causing Loki's entire body to tilt and fall to the ground.
"Loki!" Thor, his face flushed, pressed his brother down and said angrily, "Your damn pranks should stop!"
"A prank?" Loki's temper also rose, and he retorted: "You think this is just a prank? No, this is my anger and resistance! You don't know who you have offended, Thor! You will die, this planet..."
"Hey, sorry to interrupt your passionate encounter." Before Loki could finish, a snarky voice suddenly rang out. "But seriously, I'm in a hurry right now."
Thor and Loki were both stunned and turned their gaze towards the source of the sound. They saw a man in a red and black bodysuit standing before them, his fingers raised in a raised position, Loki's staff in his hand.
"Who are you, bastard?" Loki's expression changed and he shouted, "Give it back to me!"
"Ah, are you talking about this?" Deadpool pointed to the staff in his hand and tilted his head. "I picked this up on the side of the road. Is it yours? But it doesn't look like it. Are you sure it's yours?"
"Of course it's mine!" Loki struggled hard and pushed his brother away. "Let go of your dirty hand!"
"No, no, no, I don't think it looks like yours." Deadpool shook his head and put the staff behind his back. "How about you call out and see if it agrees?"
"Very well, human!" Loki raised his arms in anger. "You asked for this!" With his arms raised, a ball of blue light shot out.
This is the power derived from the bloodline of the Frost Giants. Any creature swept by the blue light will be frozen and lose its life.
Since Loki got this power, he almost never used it in front of other people. But this time was an exception. He was really pissed off by the bitch Deadpool.
Swish.
The blue light was about to hit Deadpool, but suddenly he twisted his body and narrowly avoided the attack of the blue light.
Click.
The blue light brushed past his body and hit the wall behind him, and the entire wall was suddenly covered with a layer of crystal clear ice.
"Oh, that was a close call." Deadpool blinked and said in a playful tone, "I almost got caught, it was so close! How about you try again?"
"Vile human!" Loki roared, charging towards Deadpool without a care in the world. At the same time, a deep blue light gradually bloomed from his body, appearing crystal clear.
However, just as he was about to approach Deadpool, the latter suddenly disappeared from the spot, and before Loki could react, a long knife instantly pierced his waist and abdomen.
puff.
Loki stood there in a daze for a few seconds, then collapsed to the ground with a thud.
"Oh, hey!" Deadpool, holding a long knife, tilted his head and asked in confusion, "Is it really that exaggerated, buddy? I only stabbed you in the waist, which would at most make you impotent... Your spirit shouldn't be so fragile, right?"
Bang. Just as Deadpool finished speaking, a brute force suddenly sent him flying.
"Loki!" Thor hugged his brother's body, his face full of grief. "Are you okay, Loki?"
"Oh, I feel so cold." Loki slowly opened his eyes and said in a weak voice: "I can feel my life passing away, and I can't accept it. Avenge me, please avenge me..." He rolled his eyes and his body completely relaxed.
"No, Loki!" Thor roared in anger, his eyes filled with hatred as he looked at Deadpool. "Murderer, you damned murderer! You dare to kill a member of our Asgardian royal family? Are you prepared to be torn to pieces?"
"You're a fucking idiot!" Deadpool didn't waste any time talking to him and started cursing. "I can't stand this anymore. I'm going to shove your head up your ass today! No one can stop me, no one can stop me!"
518 Deadpool's Harsh Words
Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, I have arrived in Yuezhou Prefecture and am ready to go directly to the rooftop.
Book Artist: What is the Tiantai?
Lin Fengjiao: It was the residence of the Yuezhou warlord Zhang Guichuan. The name of the residence was Dengtiantai.
Skirt Uplifter: This name...was chosen by him?
Lazy Kitten: I think so. Anyway, I didn't know there was a place called Tiantai in Yuezhou. And who is Zhang Guichuan? Is there any warlord with this name in the Republic of China?
Is This an Actor: No, but it is normal for different characters to appear in parallel worlds.
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