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Bang bang bang.

The bottles and jars placed in the hall burst one after another, and the dark green culture fluid splashed everywhere.

Sakata Gintoki gently shook the wooden sword in his hand and continued to walk forward on the broken glass.

It must be said that at this moment, he looked a bit like "White Yasha". It was as if the wretched and lustful Ah Yin had disappeared and turned into another person.

call out.

Just as he raised his foot, a steel needle suddenly shot towards him.

Sakata Gintoki turned sideways to avoid the attack of the steel needle. He looked to the left and saw a man wearing a conical hat and holding a Zen staff.

"Long time no see, Shiroyasha." The man turned to Sakata Gintoki and showed the scar on his face.

"It's you." Sakata Gintoki looked at him coldly and said lightly: "What a nostalgic face."

The man before him was called Oboro. Strictly speaking, he should be Sakata Gintoki's senior brother.

He was once saved by the immortal blood of Xu, who had evolved into the personality of "Yoshida Shoyo", and joined the Naraku organization because he followed Xu.

Afterwards, Oboro wishfully called Xu "teacher" and said, "If the teacher is a killer, then I am already an excellent killer." This made Xu think of opening a private school and becoming a real teacher.

This led to the birth of "Yoshida Shoyo".

However, he accidentally saw that the Songxia Village School founded by his teacher had enrolled many students and became jealous, so he instructed Naraku to capture the teacher. This was also the key factor in the death of "Yoshida Shoyo".

Overall, Long is a rather contradictory person. He wants his "teacher" to be happy, but he ruins his "teacher's" happiness out of jealousy.

These experiences gave Sakata Gintoki a rather complex feeling towards him. He hated him, yet also felt pity for him. At least compared to the guy in front of him, he had truly enjoyed "teacher care."

"Hmph, now that you're here." Oboro looked at Sakata Gintoki calmly and said softly, "Then, you should be prepared to die, right?"

"I'm so sorry." Sakata Gintoki slowly raised the wooden sword in his hand and replied, "I can't die now."

Swish.

Just as he finished speaking, Oboro's figure suddenly shot towards him. He raised his right arm, fingers spread out. A powerful shockwave suddenly gathered in his palm and struck Sakata Gintoki's chest.

Snapped.

Sakata Gintoki swung his sword horizontally, blocking the opponent's palm strike. The collision of sword and palm sent ripples through the air. Under the influence of this aftermath, both men retreated several steps.

"I see." Long looked down at his reddened palms and said calmly, "It's been a few years since we last met, and your strength seems to have grown. Is this what gives you the courage to come here?"

"Stronger?" Sakata Gintoki sneered, "This is just the strength I had a few years ago. To be more precise, it's you who's become weaker, right?"

Swish.

Before Sakata Gintoki could finish his words, Oboro suddenly moved closer to him. "It's been a few years since we last met, and you seem to have become even more arrogant." He raised his right arm and pointed his index and middle fingers at Sakata Gintoki's waist and abdomen.

This is the orthodox Chinese acupoint pressing technique. As the founding disciple of Yoshida Shoyo and the current leader of Naraku-in, Oboro has learned more than just swordsmanship.

But strangely, just as his fingers were about to touch Sakata Gintoki's body, they were blocked by an invisible barrier. No matter how hard he tried, he could not move any further.

what happened?

There was a hint of surprise on Long's face.

"Isn't it strange? This is actually the Chinese martial arts you think you're so familiar with." Sakata Gintoki grinned and said, "When Chinese martial arts reach the Xiantian realm, they can condense this kind of protective qi. I'm sure you haven't seen it before, right?"

"What?" Long's eyes were wide open and his expression was dull.

Not to mention the protective Qi, he actually didn't even know what the Xiantian realm meant. And does the Chinese martial arts in this world have such a realm division?

How come he has never heard of it!

"Hmph, then I'll show you again... what real acupressure is." Sakata Gintoki smiled proudly and lightly flicked Oboro's forehead through the air.

pat.

As if struck by a small stone, Long's body suddenly fell back. Then, his entire body seemed to activate some mechanism. He opened his mouth and burst into maniacal laughter.

418 The miserable Oboro

"Hahahahaha!"

The whole space was filled with a wild and slightly evil laughter, which sounded a bit creepy in such a dim environment.

Sakata Gintoki placed the wooden sword on his shoulder and looked at him indifferently, as if he had known this situation would happen and had everything under control.

But in reality, he was genuinely panicking: ??? Can someone tell me what's going on? Why is this guy suddenly laughing?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Huh? You ask us about this?

Book artist: It was obviously you who did it, but you couldn’t figure out what was going on?

Curly: Who can't figure out what's going on? This is clearly an accident! This is completely different from what I expected. Hey! Shouldn't he be frozen right now? Why is he laughing?!

This is an actor: because you hit the person's funny spot.

Curly: What is that? And the funny hole thing?

Hatchet Girl: I haven't heard of it either. There are also laugh points? Besides laugh points, are there also cry points?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, there are even fatal points. Of course, it doesn't kill you, but it puts you into a state of suffocation. To put it in layman's terms, it's probably called shock.

Illustrator: Ah, there are so many martial arts techniques? But the secret manual only teaches acupoint pressing techniques, nothing else is mentioned.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Because in our world, basically every martial artist who meets the required strength has mastered the acupuncture point map.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It turns out that you have to learn acupuncture points before you can acupressure someone. Luckily I didn’t press any random ones!

Lazy Little Kitten: I had forgotten about this too. Fortunately, I didn’t try it on other people.

Curly-haired boy: Stop expressing your feelings and tell me what to do now! This expressionless face's laughter is too devilish, Gin-san, I can't stand it anymore!

Fairy Chi Lian: It’s very simple, just press his Fengchi acupoint and it will be solved.

Curly Hair: Fengchi point...where exactly is it?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: back of the neck.

Sakata Gintoki decisively went around and pointed with one finger.

pat.

Long's laughter had indeed ceased, but he collapsed to the ground, clutching his stomach. His expression was distorted with pain, and he let out waves of inhuman roars.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What’s going on here?

This is an actor: He pressed the wrong point, the Fengfu acupoint. This is a painful point that causes spasms in the body.

Book Artist: Poof!

Curly-haired boy: But I was clearly in the position Mochou-chan said!

Fairy Chi Lian: Fengchi is indeed on the back of the neck, but there are eight acupoints on the back of the neck. You just pressed the wrong spot. The correct spot should be just below the earlobe, to the right.

Snapped.

Sakata Gintoki didn't hesitate and quickly clicked on the spot Li Mochou had pointed out. Suddenly, Oboro's stomach started to growl, and his face turned ashen.

Curly-haired boy: Ah, Mochou-chan...what’s going on now?

Red Snake Fairy: Congratulations on clearing his intestines. Later you will be able to enjoy the scene of an adult pooping his pants.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Phew!

Curly-haired boy: Why?! I really chose the right point this time, right? Isn’t that Fengchi acupoint?

Fairy Chi Lian: It's indeed Fengchi acupoint, but pressing Fengchi acupoint is for relieving laughter. And since you just pressed a painful point, pressing Fengchi acupoint again would naturally be a mistake.

Curly: What the hell, how can there be such a setting? Damn, it stinks!

The halo hadn't died yet, but the atmosphere before a violent storm was already brewing. Waves of pungent stench desperately penetrated Sakata Gintoki's nostrils.

The illustrator: Hahaha, shit! Nima, what the hell are you doing with this livestream? Using your own senior brother as your acupressure model?

The Villain of Soul Society: In a sense, Gin is also conducting human experiments, right?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I think so, and it’s a smelly human experiment.

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god! Please give me some relief, I can’t bear to watch this anymore! Look at that Long, there are tears in his eyes!

Lin Fengjiao: A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated, let alone this is not an ordinary humiliation.

Shark-faced guy: Ultimately, it was Gin-san who caused the trouble because he wanted to show off.

Curly-haired boy: What should I do? Tell me what should I do now? How can I prevent the greatest tragedy of this century from happening? Gin-san, I don't want to see the scene of a grown man having diarrhea!

Fairy Chi Lian: Press the Shenfeng point in the center of the heart twice.

Curly Hair: In the middle of the chest? Twice? Just click this, right? There won't be any other problems, right?

Fairy Chi Snake: If you don’t believe it, you don’t have to click. Just stand aside and watch the show.

Curly-haired boy: I order!

Of course, he couldn't just watch the show; he wasn't that crazy yet. But at this moment, he was still a little panicked, afraid that he had clicked on the wrong part again.

So in order to prevent himself from making mistakes, he carefully probed the other person's heart.

At this moment, Long was already looking at him with an almost pleading look. This senior brother, who had faced countless hardships without changing his expression, was truly frightened by his junior brother.

At the same time, he understood. There truly are things in this world more terrifying and tragic than death. He realized he was still a human being, and he knew fear and terror.

Snap, snap.

Sakata Gintoki's finger finally poked Oboro's body. The urge to defecate that was like a tsunami disappeared instantly, and Oboro finally understood the beauty of this world!

He was wrong, really wrong.

He had lost his soul's direction, never lived for Yoshida Shoyo, never lived for Hollow, and even never lived for himself. But today, he finally had a great enlightenment.

Life should still have a direction, and life should continue. Human existence should not become a tool, and human nature cannot be alienated!

"I'm sorry." Long lowered his head and said softly, "It's my fault that Mr. Songyang has become like this. It was you who made me understand this truth. Your actions were very effective."

"Hmph, I'm glad you know." Although he said this, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to the side.

He was just blindly operating, not even realizing what he was doing. So he had a guilty conscience and didn't even dare to look at the other person.

"But you're too late." Oboro sighed deeply and said, "The Kyon and the Tendou Clan have already moved away. Even Amaterasu Naraku doesn't know their details now."

419 The Magical Operation of Wigs

Lazy Kitten: Good morning everyone! Another day has begun. But for a kitty like me, every day is a struggle to be forced to work. [Image] Look at how skinny the kids have become.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: You call this thin?

The illustrator of the book: I've never heard of someone being this fat as a ball being called thin!

Lazy Kitten: Why not call me thin? I look like a ball because my hair is fluffy! It just looks puffed up, like something empty!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: But, that Ninja Cat suit you're wearing is also bulging. If it's just the hair that's expanding, it can't be bulging, right?

Lazy Kitten: Well, I stuffed a sponge in it! Yes, just a sponge!

Hatchet Girl:? ? ?

The villain in Soul Society: If I’m fat, I’m fat. Why should I hide it?

Shark-faced guy: If I'm not mistaken, it's probably to gain sympathy. But unfortunately, photos can't deceive.

Lazy Kitten: No, regardless of whether I'm fat or thin! I'm forced to work, right? Isn't it cruel for humans to let a kitten like me, less than a year old, go around catching bad guys? Don't I deserve sympathy?

This is an actor: If you don’t eat braised pork for breakfast, you deserve sympathy.

Lazy Kitten: Humph, even Brother Anran guessed wrong! Today's breakfast isn't braised pork, it's braised chicken!

Curly: Damn, you cat eats better than me, Gin-san! I only ate two rice balls this morning, asshole!

The illustrator: At your age, you're still eating breakfast? If I were you, I wouldn't be able to eat at all! Did Xu find it? Did the Tiandao people find it? If they didn't, do they still have the right to eat?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: That's what I mean, Yin, you should forget about eating and sleeping! Don't think about eating at this time, the best thing to do is to get busy with business.

Hatchet Girl: To sum it up, Yin, you might as well starve to death.

Curly-haired boy: ??? You guys all think that keeping me alive is a waste of food, Gin-san, right?

Foul-mouthed Man: No, no, no, dear little Yinyin. Uncle, I don't think so. Uncle, I hope you can live forever. At least, your butt still has some value.

Curly-haired guy: Shut the fuck up! It's not that I don't want to do anything, it's just that I have no idea what to do right now! Didn't you hear what that expressionless guy Oboro said a dozen days ago? Even Amaterasu-in Naraku couldn't find them!