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415 Meet the parents?

"That's true." Ron nodded and said, "The heir is someone with ambition, talent, and a glorious history... It's obvious, right? The other party must be those bastards from Slytherin!"

"Can you be more specific?" Harry held his chin and guessed, "Like Malfoy?"

"Yes, it's Malfoy!" Ron was enlightened as if by a sudden enlightenment.

"Malfoy?" Hermione blinked, stunned. "Are you serious? He may be ambitious, but where's his talent and glorious history? He's just an ordinary little wizard, right?"

"The Malfoy family, they're all You-Know-Who's lackeys!" Ron glanced at Hermione and said, "Isn't that brilliant enough? As for talent, although he's a bit of a moron, he does have some talent for magic."

"Ron, I don't think that was a glorious journey." Harry disagreed with his friend.

In his view, a glorious career was one characterized by a strong influence. Being Voldemort's lackey was simply ridiculous, and how could it be called glorious? The true glory was that of Professors Dumbledore and Chiklaine, or even Voldemort himself.

"I think so, Ron." Hermione squinted at the red-haired boy with a hint of disdain in her eyes. "Your explanation is far-fetched and doesn't hold water at all."

"Hey! Regardless of whether his case is valid or not, Malfoy is always a big suspect, isn't he?" Ron said, a little annoyed, grabbing his hair. "And even if he's not the true heir, he must know the heir's specific information!"

"That's right." Harry nodded and said, "We have to keep a close eye on him!"

The two boys made plans for their next investigation, while Hermione shook her head in distress. Although she hated Malfoy, she didn't think this matter had anything to do with him.

But since her friend had already made a plan, she didn't argue.

After more than two months of getting along, the little girl has learned a lot about how to deal with people. She has become less stubborn and obstinate, and more tactful like an adult.

What they didn't know was that while they were secretly discussing the secret plan, their plan was completely grasped by a professor.

Not only was it understood, but it was also posted in the group as a joke.

Book Artist: Poof! After going around in circles, we finally return to Malfoy's line?

Skirt-lifting maniac: They really treat this matter as a joke. This is basically a personal grudge!

As a bystander, Lei Zi saw it clearly. Ron and Harry would regard Malfoy as the culprit, which was essentially a personal vendetta. Because Malfoy was so annoying, he must be the murderer!

Under such preconceived logic, they lost the most basic judgment of things, which was also an important reason why they later took a detour.

However, people's subjective thinking is an objective thing. No one can completely eliminate their own subjective consciousness, not even herself.

Just like if she met a spiky-haired guy named Kamijou on the street, she would actively avoid him. The reason is not because of his famous "girl-picking skills".

Even if she knows that the other party will not be able to influence her, she will still give way subjectively.

"Ryouko, what are you thinking about?" Seeing that Ryouko Saten seemed to be lost in some thought, Misaka Mikoto asked beside her.

"Ah, nothing." Ruiko shook her head and said, "I'm just wondering why Mikoto-san would want to come here shopping today."

This is the largest luxury mall in District 7, called "Fashion Show in Heaven".

In Ruizi's impression, Misaka Mikoto is the kind of carefree boy. Although she also likes shopping and buying clothes, she would never come to a place like this to buy these so-called upper-class clothes. This is obviously a bit abnormal.

"Well, isn't the Daihasei Festival coming up soon?" Mikoto said, blushing and scratching her head.

"That's true, but the Daiha Sei Festival is a sports festival." Saten Ruiko blinked, looking confused. "Are you going to attend the Daiha Sei Festival wearing this kind of luxury clothing?"

What kind of picture would it be to run a marathon in an evening gown?

"No, it's not for the sports meet." Mikoto shook her head and said, "My mom is coming."

"Ah, Mikoto-san, are you planning on wearing something nice to meet Auntie?" Ruizi suddenly realized and said, "If that's the case, I can help you choose."

"You're not buying clothes for me, you're buying clothes for you." Misaka Mikoto looked serious and earnest.

"Eh?" Lei Zi was stunned for a moment and said, "Buy it for me?"

"Well, that's it..." Misaka Mikoto took a deep breath and said slowly, "My mother already knows about us, and she wants to meet you."

?

Riri Saten was stunned for a moment, and her whole body was petrified.

Curly: The funniest thing is that these kids actually think they can hide from our president by wearing invisibility cloaks. It's so sweet! It's even a little cute! They must not know that our president is the real master of concealment!

This is an actor: You just want to say that I am good at hiding the head and showing the tail, there is no need to beat around the bush.

Illustrator: Hahahaha, instantly exposed! Yin, your licking skills are not up to par. What happened recently that made your skills regress?

Curly-haired boy: I’m not licking you, Gin-san, everything I say is the truth!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Oh? Do you believe what I said?

Lazy Little Kitten: I think he believes it, because he deceived himself...that's why he dares to say it out loud!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It's over, it's over, Misaka Mikoto is going to drag me to meet her parents! What should I do? I'm completely dumbfounded!

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Hatchet Girl: Turtle, you guys are developing really fast. When are you planning on having a child?

Skirt-lifting maniac: What the hell, we are not that kind of relationship at all! She also said that her mother already knows about us, we have nothing to do with each other!

Illustrator: Hahahaha! If she thinks you're having problems, then you're having problems! Stop struggling, my lovely Leiko-chan! Listen to your sister's advice, just lie back and enjoy it! That's Misaka Mikoto, the dream of 200 million otakus! Hold her, and how many otakus will envy and hate you!

416 Sakata Gintoki's Enlightenment

Lazy Kitten: Ah, that’s right! Misaka Mikoto is the goddess of thousands of otakus, Ruiko-chan, you’ve really made a fortune!

Skirt-lifting maniac: What a joke!

Saten Ruiko covered her face, speechless and choking. She wasn't a otaku, her orientation was normal! It might be a big profit for the otaku, but for her, it was real torture!

Fairy Chi Lian: After meeting the parents, do we have to get married?

Lin Fengjiao: Congratulations, congratulations.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Uncle Jiu, how come even you...

The illustrator of the book: We are all sincerely blessing you, and we all hope that our Lei Zi-chan will have a happy marriage.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What a joke! You are just making fun of me!

Curly-haired boy: Wow, you actually figured it out! Leizi-chan is really powerful now, it’s hard to fool her!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: All joking aside, Ruiko-chan's situation is truly difficult. Rejecting her directly will only make her sad, but not refusing is a done deal.

Skirt-Up Maniac: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm struggling with! I've hinted to Mikoto many times before that I like boys. I already have a boyfriend, but I don't know why she still did this.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I guess I love you so deeply.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If that doesn't work out, just take my dear over there when the time comes. Bringing a boyfriend to meet the girlfriend's parents should be the best solution.

Book artist: Phew, fighting fire with fire, right?

Lazy Little Kitten: Sister Xiaonan is really awesome, in every sense of the word!

Skirt-lifting maniac: This is not good, right? An Ran-san, are you willing?

Saten Ruiko naturally agreed with this proposal. She also felt that if she did so, she would definitely be able to stop Misaka Mikoto from having such thoughts.

The most important thing is that the person she likes is indeed An Ran.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Dear, you will definitely agree, right?

This is an actor: Ah, you have the final say.

How else could he answer this? Saying yes is fickle, saying no is heartless. Life is so hard!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: My dear, that’s great. I will personally transform you after I capture Tsunade alive.

This is an actor: Forget it.

It was understandable that the girls in the group were offering help, but if they actually agreed to personally transform Tsunade, things would develop in a different direction.

Sometimes you can't take your girlfriend's words completely seriously, otherwise you will fall into a trap. Jellal knew this little common sense a long time ago.

Book Artist: Ah, speaking of capturing Tsunade alive... How's the spy training going with Konan-san?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That's almost done. Now let's start the theoretical propaganda teaching. I want their goal to not only overthrow the regimes of the various ninja villages, but also to continue to spread our revolutionary ideas!

Chi Lianxianzi: That's a good idea, but ideological construction needs to be strengthened. Otherwise, even the revolutionary ranks will be prone to corruption and degeneration.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, I’m also afraid that people like Gin and Deadpool will appear.

Curly-haired girl: ??? Xiaonan-chan, aren't you going a bit too far?

Foul-mouthed man: Uncle, I am not that kind of person. Uncle, I always adhere to our revolutionary ideals! I have never forgotten my original intention, so don't slander me!

The illustrator of the book: What kind of morals are you? Everyone in this group knows. Still pretending to be pure, why don't you say you are pure water?

Lin Fengjiao: The pursuit of pleasure and debauchery have become a common practice. Have you two ever really reflected on yourselves?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Forget about self-examination, but in the end it just becomes about what's wrong with men being lustful. It's as if under the banner of lust, everything is justified.

Lazy Kitten: Yes, this line of thinking is truly disgusting! There's another kind of disgusting line of thinking: "Three years of huge profits, five years of no losses." It looks like a joke, but its essence is full of stench!

The illustrator: It stinks, but that kind of talk is usually just empty talk. Those people are just paper tigers with the will but no guts.

Lazy Kitten: Talking nonsense should be criticized, too! Anyone who develops this kind of thinking completely erases a girl's life and aspirations. And then, they use the so-called meme to justify themselves.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Indeed, it's really disgusting to think about it. It's like those people who go to the women's restroom to peek, get caught and use excessive curiosity as an excuse to themselves.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: So there are people like this in your world?

Skirt-lifting maniacs: Yes, there are quite a few. Of course, the most common ones are the train perverts. But after I changed the student union system, this kind of behavior and phenomenon has almost disappeared.

Curly: Hey, hey, stop it! Gin-san, I admit I have my issues, but I'm not a pervert, am I? The only pervert in our group is Deadpool!

Foul-mouthed man: Bullshit! Uncle, I respect women the most in this group! I could even say I'm a feminist through and through! Okay, sometimes I do say some lewd things, but I don't think that's excessive!

Curly-haired guy: Feminist? You're really funny. I've never seen a feminist whoring around!

Hatchet Girl: Deadpool said that it wasn't prostitution because he didn't pay.

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, shit! Kotonoha-chan, what kind of a joke is this! I almost meowed from laughing!

Illustrator: Wake up, you're a cat! Also, I don't think either Gin or Deadpool are perverts. But then again, they're not exactly good people either. Especially Gin, he's been in the group for so long... and his thinking hasn't changed at all. Bottom line: This guy is useless; just beat him to death and drag him away.

Curly: Not even a little bit of reform? Humph, Gin-san, today I'll show you the results of my reform! I, Gin-san, will personally fire the first shot at the corrupt ruling class!

After sending the message, Sakata Gintoki opened the live broadcast room.

Before him appeared a sealed alloy door, secured by an electronic combination lock. On either side of the door were unusual laser weapon systems, giving the impression of heavy security.

Sakata Gintoki didn't care about those weapons at all and kicked the door frame in front of him.

Boom.

The door was violently kicked open with a deafening roar. At the same time, the densely packed cultivation containers within the door came into view.

417 Long-lost Brothers

In these culture vessels, there are men and women, old and young, earthlings and aliens of all colors.

The group members could clearly see through the screen that these life forms were not dead. They seemed to have simply fallen into a kind of deep sleep, but their sensory systems had not stopped working.

Their faces were filled with pain, some to some degree. Somewhere on their bodies, their skin was covered in blood-red tumors. These tumors, like hearts, were attached to their bodies, beating constantly.

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, what is that? It's so disgusting!

Seeing this scene, Qi Luoli gasped and took a big bite of the chicken leg in front of him. He sent a message saying it was disgusting, but when he sat down, he ate it with great relish.

Human experiments, human experiments again. It seems like every villain has to deal with human experiments. It happened with Aizen, it happened with Kihara Gensei... it happened with Danzo, and it's still happening with the Tendoshu now.

Lazy Kitten: Because it has a historical tone, it feels like something is missing if the villain doesn't conduct human experiments.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Are those red tumors actually Xu's cells? Have these Heavenly Dao people already started researching this aspect in order to achieve immortality?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: But they don't think about it. If they really integrate Xu's cells into their own bodies, then are they themselves or another Xu?

Hatchet Girl: I feel like asking them to consider this is a bit unreasonable. For rulers like them, as long as they can live forever, that's all they need. Nothing else matters, and what does it matter if they lose themselves?

Curly-Haired Man: Ah, indeed. From the perspective of the ruling class, I can probably understand them.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Huh?

"But unfortunately, Gin-san, I'm not one of those privileged officials." Sakata Gintoki smiled at the screen and slowly drew his wooden sword from his waist. "I'm just a commoner, but I have my own opinions!"

Raise your hand and swing your knife.

A white line suddenly appeared across the entire space. From this line, a powerful blade energy suddenly spread out.