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Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Humph, who do you think I am? I'm the immortal Deadpool! That sweetheart of the Goddess of Death couldn't bear to take me back.

Skirt Uplifter: Ahem. Actually, I didn't ask you. I wanted to ask if Tony was okay.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit:?

Hatchet Girl: Hahahaha! When Deadpool posted this question mark, I felt like he had received tens of thousands of critical hits!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Damn it, why?

Skirt Uplifter: Well, you are immortal anyway. Tony is different, his body is very fragile.

Foul-mouthed man: Haven't you ever thought that I, Uncle, am also fragile inside? That damn bastard is obviously an outsider, but I, Uncle, am everyone's comrade!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I don’t think our team needs a destructive comrade like you.

Curly-haired boy: That's right, that's right! Saying the word "comrade" from your mouth is the biggest insult to homosexuals! Gin-san, if I were you, I would have committed suicide long ago!

Book artist: Well said, then why don’t you commit suicide?

call.

The wind howled, and the smoke and dust on the screen dissipated.

Deadpool knelt on one knee, holding two long swords tightly against the blood-red skull's huge palm. Tony beside him also maintained a similar posture, supporting himself with his arms upright.

"Wow, you're still alive?" Deadpool turned his gaze to the side and said sarcastically, "It's incredible. How on earth did a doll like you survive?"

"It's so strange that an ugly voodoo doll like you can survive?" Tony retorted.

"Fuck, who did you call ugly, you bastard?" Deadpool was furious, shaking all over. "Do you believe I'm going to come over right now and rip off your damn mask and rip off your mustache strand by strand?"

"I seem to remember you." Tony didn't respond, but instead said, "Are you the guy at the Squirrel Bar two months ago, the one hanging out with Donald?"

"Shit, you just remembered it?" Deadpool became even angrier and roared.

Although the two people looked like they were arguing, they tacitly let go of each other at the same time and rolled their bodies to the left and right.

Boom.

The giant blood-red skeleton hand fell down, and the entire ground shook again.

"Hey, whoever, why do you want to do this?" Tony's body was suspended in the air and flew to the side of Deadpool.

"My name is Wade, not that guy!" Deadpool glanced at him sideways and said, "And what I'm doing now isn't anything like that. It's for the just cause of eliminating imperialism and capitalists like you!"

"A just cause?" Tony looked at the terrifying and huge skeleton monster in front of him, then turned his gaze to Deadpool.

"Of course, there were some minor deviations." Deadpool and Tony simultaneously turned sideways, dodging the attack from the skeleton's palm once again. "But no one can deny the justice of this cause. No one!"

Skirt Upskirt Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, I think you should just shut up.

The villain in Soul Society: What you are doing now has completely deviated from your original intention and track. Can this still be called justice?

Curly Hair: This is slander! This is slander against all of us in our group! I suggest kicking this bastard out of the group!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If you are going to be kicked out of the group for slandering others, then you, Gin, don’t know how many times you will be kicked out.

Curly: That's two different things, completely different things! Gin-san, although I did do some wrong things, but it's definitely not as outrageous as him!

Wig: Gintoki, I think your behavior of betraying your companions is quite outrageous.

Curly-haired guy: Damn, don’t act like you didn’t betray me!

Book Artist: Okay, I admit you're all pretty outrageous. The bottom line of this group has been shared by you guys.

The discussion in the live broadcast room was very heated, and Deadpool and Tony's battle against Skrulls continued.

"Damn, this red candy man is really tough." Tony seemed a little crazy after his continuous attacks failed to work. "I should have equipped him with more powerful weapons."

"A powerful weapon?" Deadpool turned his head away and sneered without hesitation, "Could it be your body odor extract?"

boom.

As soon as he finished speaking, a particle cannon suddenly fired into the ground beneath his feet. The surrounding buildings collapsed, burying him alive.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Damn, is this guy too good to be true?

This is an actor: Have you ever considered the possibility that you are too cheap?

Book artist: How could he have thought about that? If he had thought about this question, he wouldn’t be Deadpool.

Lin Fengjiao: I have to say, Deadpool really deserves it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: After all, the foul-mouthed bitch doesn't get her reputation for nothing. Isn't it enough if she isn't such a bitch?

Hatchet Girl: Hmm, it looks like reinforcements from SHIELD have arrived.

On the screen, a black motorcycle came speeding towards them like lightning. Just as it was about to get close to the bloody skeleton, it suddenly made a sharp turn.

hum.

The motorcycle slid forward, and Black Widow and Hawkeye, who were sitting on the motorcycle, jumped off the motorcycle from the left and right sides as if they had practiced it beforehand.

Bang, bang, two gunshots were heard.

The bullet shot by Black Widow instantly hit the fuel tank of the motorcycle, and a ball of flame shot up into the sky, instantly covering the entire right arm of the skeleton monster.

At this moment, Hawkeye decisively drew his bow and shot. Two arrows, each equipped with a micro-explosive device, flew through the air and instantly hit the skeleton monster's two eye sockets.

Rumble.

The explosive device activated within the skeleton's eye sockets, and two muffled thuds echoed. The two balls of purple-red flame within the skeleton's eye sockets extinguished for a moment, but soon ignited again.

"Sure enough, no effect?" Hawkeye narrowed his eyes, a hint of regret in his expression.

"Don't worry, we have more powerful backup." Black Widow walked up and patted him on the shoulder.

call out.

Just as she finished her words, a shadow suddenly descended from above their heads. At first, it was only the size of an average human. But as it was about to land, its body began to expand like a balloon.

Boom.

The massive green body crashed down on the skull of the skeleton like a cannonball. Even with its enormous size, it was crushed to the ground by the immense force.

339 Just the Beginning

Lazy Kitten: Hey, so strong! You really are the Hulk!

Curly Hair: Indeed, it's much better than that unreliable guy in tights. That guy in tights only makes things worse.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But she’s very good at talking.

Book artist: This is what An Ransang said, a giant in words but a dwarf in actions, right?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, shut up! Don't think I can't hear you guys are mocking me! Just wait, I'll show that skeleton some shit when I crawl out of here!

Hatchet Girl: I no longer have any expectations. Let’s leave the elimination of this monster to professionals.

Bang bang bang.

A series of muffled thuds echoed across the screen. The Hulk unleashed punch after punch into the Skeleton Monster's skull. Each strike sent a powerful vibration through the air, even the surrounding purple-red fog being swept away by the sonic boom.

Ow.

Even the skeleton monster, with its head as hard as iron, found it unbearable under such fierce and frequent hammering. A terrifying howl emanated from its mouth, and a ball of purple rays suddenly burst out from its two empty eye sockets.

Bang.

The Hulk's chest was instantly hit by the ray, and his entire body flew backwards. After smashing several buildings behind him, he fell heavily to the ground.

At the same time, the upper body of the skeleton monster completely emerged from the thick fog. Even though its body was lying on the ground, its terrifying size was enough to make people shudder.

Shhhhhh.

Several arrows shot out, raining down on the Skeleton Monster, creating bursts of sparks. Iron Man's particle cannon also continued firing, trying to stop the Skeleton Monster from moving forward.

However, their attacks were like tickling the skeleton monster and had no effect on it at all.

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hahaha! See that? See that? It's useless. Absolutely useless! These Avengers are useless. They're all trash!

Shark-faced guy: Mr. Deadpool, how dare you laugh at me at this time?

Lin Fengjiao: Not to mention that you are now imprisoned, don’t you have any idea who created this skeleton monster?

This is an actor: if he knew, he wouldn't be called Deadpool.

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, hey! Come on, isn't this over? We agreed to put it over.

The villain in Soul Society: Who told you that?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Mr. Deadpool, you really can't just think that you've moved on. You should reflect on what has happened.

Lazy Little Kitten: Kuoluo is delicious, thank you, Leizi.

On the sofa, a kitten sat slumped in the corner, lying on its back. Its two snow-white paws held a small bottle of Kuoluo, its face revealing a human-like expression of satisfaction.

If someone else saw this scene, they would probably say that the cat had become a spirit.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Ah, you're welcome. But, cats shouldn't drink too much cola, right? Be careful.

Lazy Little Kitten: Don’t worry, I will use my inner strength to evaporate it later.

Book artist:?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Have you found a new way to use your inner strength? Is there such a thing?

Wig: What’s the point if it evaporates after you drink it?

Lazy Kitten: Of course it's for the taste! Without the icy texture, I'd forget I'm even human!

Curly-haired boy: Humph! Gin-san, I think you should just give up struggling like this. You’re already a cat.

Lazy little kitty: Bullshit, I’m a human! Although I have a cat’s body, the human soul is indelible, meow!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Meow?

Lazy Kitten: I was so excited, so excited that I even made a sound at the end of the tone!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I don't understand. Actually, there's nothing wrong with being non-human, right? Why do we have to be human?

Lazy Kitten: Because I want to eat braised pork, but cats can't eat it! And this is a very spoiled Ragdoll cat, even the slightest bit of greasy food will cause diarrhea! It's so uncomfortable, so frustrating!

Curly: So why struggle? Just eat cat food and dead mice! Hahahaha!

Lazy little kitty: You are the one who ate the dead mouse, go to hell!

Hatchet Girl: Ah, look! Captain America is coming too!

On the screen, Captain America's heroic figure caught everyone's eye. Holding a shield, he blocked the Skrulls' piercing attack for Iron Man.

"Hey, where did this antique come from?" Even though he was rescued, Tony still seemed a little ungrateful. "Are you serious about wearing this retro, unfashionable outfit?"

"Please fight seriously!" Captain America glanced back at him and said, "The battlefield is not a joke."

"Oh, your preaching sounds really funny." Tony complained sarcastically.

"Hulk!" Just as he finished speaking, the Hulk stood up from the ruins again, his body growing several times bigger and rushing towards this side.

Every time Hulk moved, the ground resounded with a "dong dong dong" sound. He was close enough to the Skeleton Monster, then suddenly leaped into the air, arms extended, fingers interlocked.

The two palms merged into a huge hammer head, smashing hard towards the center of the skeleton monster's forehead.

Rumble.

The ground shook, and terrifying air waves spread wildly in all directions.

Click.

The skeleton monster's iron-hard skull was cracked with spiderweb-like cracks by this blow. Its body, which had been rising high, collapsed under the huge inertia.

Hulk didn't give it a chance to struggle, and continued to hammer at the cracks with punch after punch. The horrifying sound of bones cracking was endless, and pieces of blood-red bone fragments flew everywhere.

Book Artist: Wow, this is really violent.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: For a moment, it was hard to tell who the victim was.

Lazy Kitten: It’s so miserable! I can’t even bear to watch it!

It's said that it's hard to bear to watch, but in fact the kitten is very excited to watch it. And it not only watches, but also drinks a few sips of milk while watching.

Boom.

By the time Hulk's final blow landed, Skeleton's entire head had been smashed into pieces.