I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Oh, yes! I still have to save the city. The city needs me! Wait, I need to grow my body first!

hum.

Just as he sent this message, a red figure in a mecha suddenly streaked across the sky.

336 Giant Blood-colored Skeleton

"Tony, are you there yet?" Nick Fury's voice came from Tony Stark's built-in communicator. "I see you, right in front of me at the five o'clock position."

"Let me make it clear in advance that I don't want to attend that happy boy party you're hosting." Tony looked down at the tragic scene of the city in front of him, his brows furrowed deeply.

"It's the Avengers, Tony," Nick Fury corrected. "Whether you want to join or not, can you remain indifferent to what's happening right before your eyes?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Tony landed on the ground with his Iron Man armor, raised his palm, and faced the tide of skeletons in front of him. "Of course not!"

Boom, boom.

Two beam cannons fired, and the tide of skeletons in front of him turned into ashes in an instant.

"Very good, you didn't disappoint us." Nick Fury seemed very satisfied with Tony's answer, and his tone became much lighter. "Then from now on, let's work together."

It's called cooperation, but it's actually part of his strategy to build the Avengers. Once people get used to working together, won't they become family?

However, Tony scoffed at his words, his expression extremely disdainful, "Cooperation? On what grounds? Just on the strength of your big, round, black head?"

"No, I can provide you with enough information." Nick Fury was not angry, and said calmly: "To end this disaster, we must first eliminate the source. And only we know what the source is."

"Don't be so absolute. Maybe I can find it myself?" Tony sneered and hung up the built-in communication.

"He refused?" Coulson asked with a frown on the helicopter.

Nick Fury didn't care and waved his hand, saying, "He will agree. It's just a matter of time."

Sure enough, within a few minutes.

Tony's voice rang in their ears again, saying, "Okay, tell me where these little red candy men come from."

He tried, but couldn't find it.

Not only could he not find them, but Jarvis's analysis of the material of the skeletons also shocked him. These were actually real skeletons, and they were at least hundreds of years old.

Why are they still able to move even though they've become skeletons? Is there really such a thing as "magic" in this world?

Tony was shocked and surprised, while Deadpool in the live broadcast room was so angry that he jumped up and down.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh, damn it! Damn it! Why did this damn tin can come to Washington? Uncle, I don’t remember sending him an invitation!

Fairy Chi Lian: Don’t you have any idea why you are here? Who caused such a big trouble?

Book artist: You can’t save the situation yourself, and you don’t allow others to do so?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, who said I can't save you? Just wait until I grow two legs first!

It has to be said that Deadpool's self-healing factor is truly overbearing. Especially when he is self-ripening, he can almost see his flesh and blood regenerating.

In just a few minutes, his hands and torso had grown back, leaving the veterans beside him dumbfounded.

Lazy Kitten: Even if you were reborn in flesh and blood, it wouldn't be of much use, would it? You don't have any ability to cause mass destruction, so how are you going to solve this situation?

Wig: Do you want to resolve it from the source?

Foul-mouthed leather man: Hey, what a clever wig darling! Uncle wants to give you a thumbs up here. If conditions permit, I also hope to give you a little red flower made by uncle.

Wig: It’s not a wig, it’s laurel!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It is a good idea to resolve it at the source, but do you know how to resolve it?

Foul-mouthed man with a sheepskin case: Such a simple thing is certainly not difficult for the cute, handsome and charming Uncle Wade. As long as I tear off the sheepskin scroll, I promise that everything will return to its original state!

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

The illustrator of the book: "Can tearing up the parchment really restore it to its original state? Is it really that simple?"

Lazy Kitten: According to the usual plot development, tearing up the parchment would probably make the situation even more serious, right? Don't do anything stupid!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: You're doubting my judgment. Since my debut, I've never made a mistake! That parchment is definitely the key to stopping everything!

Curly-haired guy: Hey, can you please have a little shame? You've never made a mistake before, so how did this disaster happen?

Foul-mouthed Man: It wasn't my fault for misjudgment, it was because I was blinded! Oh, yeah! Maybe that damned Fergil cast some kind of spell on me! Damn it, I'm going to get a colonoscopy tomorrow.

Book artist: Go get a colonoscopy, are you poisoned?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Mr. Deadpool, your train of thought is really good, which makes people admire you deeply.

Foul-mouthed man: Don’t praise me like that, I’ll feel embarrassed.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Ugh!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Deadpool, you really refreshed the bottom line of this group.

Hatchet Girl: Mr. Deadpool, it seems your legs haven't grown back yet. But I saw Iron Man rush into the thick fog. Do you think he also wants to solve the problem from the root?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, this damn playboy actually wants to steal my credit? How can I tolerate this?

Without any hesitation, Deadpool supported himself upside down with his hands and rushed into the depths of the fog in a strange posture.

Bang.

However, just when he was halfway forward, he was suddenly hit in the chest by Tony who flew backwards. He slid on the ground for dozens of meters before he came to a stop.

Hatchet Girl: Hiss! It hurts! It hurts just looking at it!

Skirt Uplifter: Mr. Deadpool, are you okay?

Deadpool, lying on the ground, was silent for a long time before he swayed his body and stood up with the help of the wall. "Fuck, damn it! That bastard Tony is definitely taking revenge. He's taking revenge on me for being more handsome than him!"

Lin Fengjiao: I don’t think so. You should look up and see what’s in front of you.

Looking at the message sent by Uncle Nine, Deadpool suddenly raised his head.

At the street corner ahead, a thick purple-red fog was swirling. Within this fog, a blood-red skeleton arm slowly stretched out.

Click.

The skeleton's palm spread out, grasping the eaves of the adjacent building. The reinforced concrete roof instantly crumbled into slag like tofu.

337 Two Eye-Catching People

Click, click.

Aside from the arms, the torso and head of the massive skeleton also gradually emerged from the purple-red mist. Its hollow eyes flickered with a dark purple flame, and the entire head was as tall as a four-story building.

"Oh, damn it!" Deadpool held the wall with one hand, an expression of disbelief on his face. "This guy must have taken too much Mobil hormones. I'm sure of it!"

"Maybe it's April fat." Iron Man, who appeared beside him at some point, agreed.

"Fuck! Get away from me, you bastard!" Deadpool was startled by him and quickly jumped to the side. "I don't want to be infected by your body odor."

"Oh, really?" Tony glanced at him and said, "I never thought that an exhibitionist like you would also have mysophobia?"

Because Deadpool's body was reborn from flesh and blood, he was completely naked. Fortunately, the live broadcast audience only saw a mosaic.

"Tony, the man next to you is the instigator of this incident." Nick Fury's voice rang out from the built-in communicator, saying in an unquestionable tone: "Catch him and bring him back."

"Please understand that I am not your subordinate! Thank you!" After the words fell, Tony directly hung up the voice call of the built-in communicator, turned around and fired a photon cannon at Deadpool.

Bang.

Deadpool, who had just taken out clothes from his personal space, was instantly hit and flew backwards with a burnt smell on his body.

"For a criminal this heinous, I don't think he needs to be alive." Glancing at Deadpool, who was still lying on the ground with his pants in his hands, Tony turned his gaze back to the giant skeleton in front of him. "Your turn next, big guy."

However, just as he finished speaking, he heard a curse from the side. "Shit! You fucking bastard blew my pants to pieces!"

what?

Tony turned his gaze towards the source of the sound, startled. He saw the scorched-black criminal, whose body was clearly 90% cooked, crawling up from the floor as if nothing had happened, picking up his tattered shorts and pulling them on himself.

"This matter won't be over until we get two million dollars in compensation!"

"What the fuck! Who the hell are you?" Tony was stunned, his expression full of disbelief under the steel mask.

He felt that it was impossible for a human to get up and curse when 90% of his body was cooked, so this guy was definitely not a human.

"What is it?" Deadpool patted his head and said in a rather frivolous tone: "This question may be difficult to explain. It probably has to start from the origin of mankind. Of course, if you want me to give a brief description, that's fine. The answer is, I am your father." At the end, he decisively gave Tony the middle finger.

"Damn it, you're..." Tony was obviously mocked and wanted to rant in anger. But before he could finish his words, he was slapped away by the giant skeleton's palm.

"Hahaha!" Deadpool laughed heartily at this scene, appearing extremely excited. "Did you see that? Did everyone see that? This is what they call evil pays off. Did anyone record it? Remember to post it later..."

Bang.

Beautiful parabola, Deadpool unsurprisingly follows in Iron Man’s footsteps.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don't worry, Mr. Deadpool! I recorded the screen, at least this scene.

Lazy Little Kitten: World famous paintings, can be made into emoticons later.

Hatchet Girl: What does it mean that evil will be punished?

Book artist: Hahahaha, damn! You guys are really making me die of laughter. God damn, evil will always be punished.

"Damn it, it was just a small mistake!" Deadpool stood up from the rubble, his tights already put on. "Everyone makes mistakes. You can't laugh at the cute and charming me because of this little thing. It's unfair, absolutely unfair!"

Bang.

Just as he finished speaking, another cannonball landed at his feet. However, this time Deadpool had anticipated it and decisively rolled sideways to avoid the cannonball.

"Hey, bastard!" Turning his gaze to Tony who was floating in the air, Deadpool said viciously, "I'm warning you, seriously warning you! Don't go too far! If you deny me, I'll beat you so hard that your mother won't even recognize you!"

"If you can do it." Tony sneered and fired decisively.

Deadpool leaped up and down, his body constantly shifting until he reached Tony's feet. He suddenly gave a powerful upward push with his legs, launching his body into the air, reaching a height of over ten meters.

Tony obviously didn't expect that this guy could jump so high. When he reacted and was about to get into the air, Deadpool grabbed his waist with both hands.

"Damn it, let me go!" Tony controlled the iron armor and rushed around in the air, trying to throw him out, but Deadpool had no intention of letting go at all. His two arms were like iron clamps, tightly clamping his lower abdomen.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ...

Curly: Hey, what are you two doing? There are kids in the group!

The Skirt-Lifting Maniac: It’s so eye-catching, this scene is really eye-catching!

Lazy Kitten: The kitten was greatly shocked. Is this the adult world?

"No, I won't let you go!" Deadpool ignored the comments floating past him. With his thick skin, he didn't care about them at all. "Unless you apologize to me and call me 'Bully'."

"Damn it!" Tony was furious and said through gritted teeth, "You forced me to do this!" The rocket thrusters accelerated instantly and rushed straight to the location of the big skeleton.

"Oh, man! Are you threatening me?" Deadpool was extremely disdainful and said, "You think I'm scared? Am I really scared? Uncle, I'm not afraid of anything!"

hum.

Before their bodies hit the ground, a blood-red skeleton hand was already coming towards them.

Tony's expression changed beneath his mask, and he quickly spun around, narrowly avoiding the opponent's attack. At the same time, he raised his arm, his palm facing the skull's location.

There were two loud explosions, and thick black smoke rose up. However, everyone could clearly see that the huge skull was obviously not damaged at all.

"Hahaha, it's no use!" Deadpool's annoying tone sounded again, and he said, "Don't our little friend Tony find it incredible?"

"Shit, shut up!" Tony's forehead veins bulged, but at this moment, two purple rays suddenly burst out from the skull's eye sockets.

The iron armor was hit instantly and fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string, making a dull "bang" sound.

However, because Deadpool's body cushioned the impact, Tony didn't feel much of the shock. "As annoying as you are, you're still a human mattress worth praising."

"Fuck... Now the compensation will increase to five million US dollars! I want cash!" Deadpool spat out blood foam from his mouth and spoke intermittently.

"What are you dreaming of?" Tony glared at him with disdain. Suddenly, a huge shadow appeared above his head. A blood-red skull hand came crashing down like a tidal wave.

Boom.

A terrifying shockwave sounded, and smoke and dust spread everywhere.

338 Avengers Assemble

The illustrator of this book: Wow, this is so powerful!

Skirt-lifting maniac: The road next to us has collapsed, is it okay?