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Skirt-Up Monster: Yes, yes! I think this suggestion is totally acceptable!

Hatchet Girl: If Mr. Deadpool really broadcasts this live, I will definitely watch it!

Foul-mouthed man: No, no, no, that's impossible! As everyone knows, I, Uncle Wade, am a law-abiding, gentle, kind, handsome and lovely young man. I would definitely not do anything illegal or disorderly!

Book artist:?

Curly: Are you kidding me? It's a shame that this kind of joke won't make us laugh, you bastard!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Would a law-abiding person pour concrete on someone else and fill the sea with it?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hey, that's punishment! I told you before, this is a super villain from the New York mafia! And as a superhero with tens of millions of fans, shouldn't I punish evil forces?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Since he's a super villain, how many people did he kill? Five hundred or five thousand?

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Okay, okay. Maybe he's not a supervillain, but at least he killed over fifty ordinary people. Think about it, fifty ordinary people represent fifty families! Doesn't he deserve to die?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I didn't say he didn't deserve to die. I meant that your way of punishing evildoers is useless. The birth of super villains is not an individual problem, but a social problem.

Chi Lian Fairy: Yes. Have you ever thought about why your government allows such villains to exist? And have you ever investigated whether these villains are serving their own interests, or whether there are other rulers above them?

Foul-mouthed man: Sweethearts, sweethearts! I'm just an ordinary freelancer. Isn't it a bit too serious for you to talk to me about this topic?

Book Artist: But you just called yourself a superhero. If you're a hero, you have to solve the problem at its root, right? If the root problem isn't solved, then all your heroic actions will just be superficial.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck! I admit you're right. Not addressing the root cause is only superficial. The damn root of this problem stems from the inaction and cowardice of those in power! Those sissy police officers wouldn't even dare to step foot in Hell's Kitchen at night!

This is an actor: You are half right.

Foul-mouthed man: Half? The clever and witty Uncle Wade was only half right? How is that possible!

This is an actor: there are certainly cases of inaction and cowardice, but the essence of the rampant gangs and villains is the deliberate indulgence of rulers and capitalists.

Lin Fengjiao: Deliberate indulgence?

Lin Jiu didn't quite understand why the rulers would indulge such people who harmed the people. Making the people's lives miserable would also affect their rule, right?

This is an actor: Don't you understand? Let's think about it another way. If America really wanted to eliminate the mafia, how long would it take to mobilize regular troops? Have they ever done that?

Hatchet Girl: They won't mobilize the military against gangs that threaten the lives and property of ordinary people. But if they threaten the lives and property of the rich and capitalists, they will do their utmost to eliminate the source.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: So, in this kind of environment, relying on just a few heroes to fight evil forces won't solve the fundamental problem. Individual heroism will never benefit the masses.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Damn it, what should I do?

Illustrator: As I said before, lead the people in storming the presidential palace. Awakening the people and making them understand what they should be fighting for is the true solution to the problem. We must make the people understand that they themselves are the true heroes.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Uncle, I... am a law-abiding American citizen.

Curly: I see. Even our arrogant and invincible Mr. Deadpool has something to fear. But I understand, considering he's been educated and domesticated by capitalist ideology for so many years.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck! You say I'm afraid? Why would I be afraid? You're not even afraid of the curly hair on your butt, so why would I be afraid of those stupid politicians?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book Artist: I understand you want to say something tough, but what does this have to do with Yin's curly hair?

Curly-haired guy: Damn, I don't have any curly hair on my butt! Just because my hair is naturally curly doesn't mean I'm curly all over! You have to be philosophical, asshole!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Haha, can you really force dialectical materialism into this?

Wig: Without investigation, you have no right to speak. Gintoki, take off your pants and show me first, then I can prove that there is indeed no curly hair on your butt.

Curly-haired guy: I'll take off your sister's clothes! Go to hell, you cross-dressing guy working in a men's women's house!

Illustrator: I don't really understand either. What were you thinking, Wig, about going to work there?

Wig: Well, mainly because the treatment is good.

Curly-haired man: You've fallen! You've completely fallen! You've actually given up your pride as a man for money, you bastard! Just a few tens of thousands of yen a month, and you've fallen into this trap!

Wig: It's not tens of thousands, it's two million yen per month. And if you're nominated, there's also a bonus.

Curly: That's impossible, I don't believe it! Unless you tell me which store it is, I'll go and investigate it myself!

This is an actor: Are you going to investigate or do field work?

Hatchet Girl: Given Gin-san's integrity, the actual work is basically a done deal. He's completely and utterly fallen into the trap.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, that's what you call a patriot. It's better to let the public trust you guys than to trust our President dancing in a livestream.

This is an actor: In our history, your great leader did dance. Not only did he dance passionately, he also had boxing matches in the ring.

Book Artist: Hahahaha, is An Ran-san talking about Chuan Bao? No one understands Chuan Bao better than me!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Putting that aside, I don't think Mr. Deadpool should criticize others with such language. You so-called heroes, you're not much better at heart. If I asked you to attack the presidential palace, wouldn't you dare?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: People have said that we are not afraid of politicians.

The villain in Soul Society: He is indeed not afraid of politicians, he is just afraid of the Avengers.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Damn it! I can't stand it, uncle, I can't stand this kind of ridicule! You guys clean your asses and wait, I will definitely open your eyes!

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Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Curly-haired boy: Fuck you, Gin-san, my butt is cleaner than your face! Two hundred times cleaner than your bumpy, wrinkled face!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to broadcast it live?

Book illustrator: Putting aside the question of whether it's clean or not, this sentence doesn't make sense. It should be more appropriate to say "clean your eyes." What does "clean that part" mean?

Wig: You bastard, are you planning to use your knife to cut a hole in our buttocks? I won't allow you to insult the warriors like this!

This is an actor: When you ask this question, it is the greatest insult to you warriors.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: A normal warrior wouldn't have such thoughts. No, it should be said that no normal human would have such thoughts.

The villain in Soul Society: Have you noticed that Deadpool seems to be gone?

Hatchet Girl: Yeah, the avatar is gray. Could this guy really be mobilizing the masses?

Shark-faced guy: Are you stimulated?

This is an actor: I guess it's impossible. The masses are not ducks. How can they be mobilized without a mass base? Not to mention, they have to lead them to attack the presidential palace.

Hatchet Girl: That's right. And the American public is quite different from ours. They have a strong sense of individualism, so it would be difficult to mobilize them.

The illustrator of the book: I don't think this idea is possible, okay? I just want to provoke him. Who made him like to show off so much?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Pretending to be cool might be human nature.

Curly: I don't agree with you. It's not just humans who like to show off. We have a real-life example of this in our group.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: You are not talking about me, are you?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I think he is talking about you. There are no other non-humans in our group.

[Tip: Lin Fengjiao opened a live broadcast room, and a total of 11 people joined the room. ]

Hatchet Girl: Wow, Uncle Jiu is starting a live broadcast.

Book artist: Is this the beginning of the battle of all monsters?

Lin Fengjiao: It hasn’t officially started yet, it’s just the beginning.

After sending the message, Lin Jiu looked around. What appeared before his eyes was a massive arena. A large number of figures sat in a dark mass around it, but most of them were not humanoid.

In the center of the arena stood an iron railing separating it from the audience seats, and on a raised platform sat a basin of scarlet liquid.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What’s in that basin?

Lin Fengjiao: The winner's prize is said to be the spiritual blood of the church's saint. It's a great tonic for monsters in all regions.

Illustrator: Holy shit! They killed all the saints of the church and even bled them out as a reward? The church doesn't care about this? This is pure blasphemy, right?

Lin Fengjiao: I don’t know. I don’t even know what the saint is used for.

Hatchet Girl: In the past, the Saint was equivalent to the Son of God, a miracle bestowed upon mankind by the gods. However, now the Saint has been reformed and is now simply referred to as a Saint Girl serving God.

The villain in Soul Society: She is dressed so sacredly, but she is actually just a maid.

Illustrator: Hahahaha, Sister Hua, you hit the nail on the head! That's right, it's actually a maid! It's just that this maid's master is a bit more powerful: God.

Curly: So what? Our president is also a god. As the president's best employee, am I equivalent to Lucifer?

Hatchet Girl: Pfft, God damn Lucifer!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yes, yes! With your integrity and character, Yin, you are indeed equivalent to Lucifer, the fallen angel who betrayed God!

Curly-haired boy: Damn, why do I feel like you are mocking me?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Then I can only say that you feel right.

Hatchet Girl: Hey, what is that thing floating down from the sky?

On the screen, red objects like snowflakes fell from the sky, gradually covering the entire arena.

Lin Jiu curiously picked up a piece and saw that its shape resembled a diamond-shaped petal. However, it was clearly not made of plant matter, but a thin piece of paper. There was also a strange little hole in the middle.

Fairy Chi Lian: This looks a bit like dead person’s money?

This is an actor: Ah, it is very similar.

Book artist: Why would someone throw money at a gathering like this? Is someone trying to cause trouble?

Just as Eriri sent this message, a UFO suddenly appeared in the sky above the screen. Four well-dressed white women, wings flapping behind them, carried the craft and slowly descended to the center of the arena.

Curly-haired boy: What, what is this?

Red Snake Fairy: It looks like a coffin?

This is an actor: it's not just looks, it's definitely a coffin. And there's an inverted cross logo on it, which is clearly a Western style.

Lin Fengjiao: Could it be that the dead money just now was scattered by the owner of the coffin?

Book artist: Wait, it seems that Westerners don’t like scattering paper money!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Regardless of whether this saying exists or not, what is the reason for scattering paper money? It's completely confusing!

This is an actor: for show, of course. By the way, let me tell you an interesting fact: the owner of the coffin actually didn't think he was scattering money, but flower petals.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Wig:?

Book artist: Your explanation makes me even more confused!

This is an actor: The owner of the coffin is actually imitating. Two hundred years ago, a Chinese demon appeared in this way. It was because of the existence of that Chinese demon that the entire Western demon group was defeated without any chance of fighting back.

Lin Fengjiao: So that's how it is! That makes sense! The paper money is actually flower petals, and the coffin is actually a sedan chair. Back then, that ancient Chinese demon clan ancestor was actually carried out in a sedan chair, accompanied by a shower of flowers.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Of course, it turns out monsters are also fans!

This is an actor: Not only that, the Chinese demon was called Laozu by his peers. The owner of this coffin also gave himself a Chinese name, Laozu.

Book Artist: Pfft! Is this even possible? Oh my god, this is too weird! Wait, I think I remember! Could this guy be Earl Eric?

It's an actor: Yes, you guessed it right.

Hatchet Girl: Awesome, awesome! This guy wants to follow in his idol’s footsteps and then wipe out his idol’s tribe and clan first, right?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I'm curious, how did Master An know these secrets? Could the ability to read minds also be used across worlds?

This is an actor: No, but I don't use it across worlds.

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Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book artist: No cross-world crossing means... Has An Ran Sang gone to Uncle Jiu's side now?

Lin Fengjiao: Why didn't the group leader inform me to go and greet him?

This is an actor: not necessary.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, An Ran-sang really went there? What kind of demon is she playing?

Hatchet Girl: You guys are really good at keeping secrets. There’s not a single rumor in the group.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Don't refer to me as you, because even I don't know about this. So, it seems like I've fallen from grace, right?

Book artist: Hahahaha, it’s okay to be out of favor.