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Beads of sweat had already seeped out of the girl's forehead, yet she still persisted in fulfilling her duties. She was indeed dedicated to her work, but Gui Yanye really couldn't appreciate this fancy operation.

"Ouch!" At some point, the girl tied to the bed suddenly let out a painful howl. Her body twisted, and dark green liquid gushed out of her mouth.

Click, click.

The ropes that bound her were broken free by brute force, and the girl suddenly flew into the air, and her eyeballs turned from pale white to pure black.

Swish.

Quite suddenly, a strange object as black as ink emerged from the girl's body.

It had a large oval head, its arms and limbs spread out, and eight scarlet eyes on its head. It laughed strangely at Janet and Kotonoha.

286 Ancient Exorcism

"You finally showed up, Riley." Janet frowned, her right hand tightly grasping the executioner's knife. "Humph, I won't let you go this time."

"Ms. Janet, have you dealt with this thing many times?" Gui Yanye asked cautiously.

"No." Janet shook her head seriously and said, "Although I knew there was something inside this girl, this is the first time I've actually seen it. Shit, I didn't expect it to be so ugly!"

"Then the name Riley is..."

"I came up with this idea on a whim. Isn't it very artistic?"

"I'm sorry, I really don't understand the artistic conception at all." The corners of Gui Yanye's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but complain: "Isn't this just an ordinary Western name?"

"Don't you know the Isaacs band, Ye?" Janet said, her expression unchanged, turning away. "The lead singer of that band is called Riley, and he looks almost exactly like this guy!"

"Looks like this?" Katsura Yanye's eyes widened as she glanced at the black figure floating in the air and exclaimed, "What the hell is that band!"

"You Orientals really love to make a fuss," Janet scoffed, rolling her eyes. "If you didn't have that unique look, would you even be called a band singer?"

"This isn't a question of being unique at all!" Katsura Yanye held her head with both hands, her face filled with disbelief. "A head with eight eyes, is that really a human?"

"Hehehe!" Just as the two were arguing, the black figure floating in the air let out another strange laugh and rushed towards Janet and Kotonoha.

"I've been waiting for this, bitch!" Janet seemed to have expected this. She sneered and lifted the portrait of Lucifer on the table. The front of the portrait was facing the direction of the black shadow.

Wow.

Suddenly, the Lucifer in the portrait moved. His mouth opened, forming a massive maw in mid-air. It sucked the black figure in.

"Huh, done." Janet wiped the sweat from her forehead and said softly, "This son of a bitch is really powerful. I almost lost half my life."

"Well, I have a question." Gui Yanye looked at her with a complicated expression and said hesitantly, "Could it be that this picture-like magical weapon is activated by human lifespan?"

"Of course not." Janet stepped forward, put her arm around her shoulders, and whispered, "I'll tell you something: there's actually a devil living inside this portrait. But it's a devil that serves God."

"If that's the case, what do you mean by missing half a life?" Gui Yanye's face was full of confusion and bewilderment. "Also, what exactly did you call me here for?"

"Idiot, this is what we say to the public. If I don't say this, how can the owner of this house give us more money?"

Janet rolled her eyes and said helplessly, "As for why I asked you to come here, it's because I've already registered you as my partner in the archives. If we work together, there will be subsidies!"

"It turns out that you are actually trying to get me here to cheat you out of money?" Katsura Yanye looked at Janet as if she were a monster. Why was this nun so skilled at scamming insurance?

"What do you mean by swindling money?" Janet was dissatisfied, pulling off her nun's hat. "The real scammers are the church, okay? Those charlatans are the real scammers! We're actually robbing the rich to give to the poor!"

Good guy, just call him good guy!

Katsura Yanye was completely shocked. Is this the battle nun that the church had painstakingly trained for over a decade? This is really something new! No wonder theocracy is so desolate now!

pat.

As they were talking, the portrait that had swallowed the shadow suddenly fell from the table. Before Janet could pick it up, the frame behind it suddenly snapped and broke in two.

Thick black fog surged out, continuously forming and taking shape, and finally formed a terrifying monster with wings on its back, eight eyes and eight arms.

"Jesus, this doesn't look like a host at all." Janet stared at the scene in front of her, blurting out a curse word.

Roar.

The monster suddenly roared, its terrifying sound waves radiating in all directions. The surrounding furnishings, utensils, including the low benches and wooden tables, instantly turned to dust and dissipated.

Janet subconsciously held the executioner's knife in front of her body, and a ball of white light burst out from the blade.

Bang.

A look of horror crossed the little nun's face as she flew backwards. The executioner's blade, originally in her hand, also transformed into particles of light and dissipated into the air.

"Damn Watt! That son of a bitch isn't even a ghost!" Janet leaned against the wall, clutching her nun's hat. "If I survive today, I'm going to go to the Vatican and pull out his beard!"

Not only could it devour his own portrait of Lucifer, it could even shatter the executioner's blade, which had been baptized by hymns. This was definitely not something a demon of this level could do. The other party was at least a demon, or even an evil spirit.

But even an evil spirit would require the combined efforts of several bishop-level exorcists to destroy or seal it. With her own strength, encountering such a being would simply be courting death.

"I'm sorry, Ye! I've gotten you into trouble this time! To express my apology for your bullshit, I'll help you stop it! Hurry up..."

Halfway through her words, Janet suddenly saw Katsura Kotonoha walk straight up to the giant monster and slowly draw her sword. "Hey, girl! What are you doing?"

Swish.

The knife flashed, and a ray of silver light penetrated the body.

The monster with eight eyes and eight arms just stood there stiffly like a statue, with a ferocious and terrifying expression on its face.

But by then, Katsura had already sheathed her sword and turned to face Janet. "So you Westerners are making such a fuss! Haven't you ever seen the ancient method of exorcism?"

Click.

As soon as he finished speaking, a crack began to extend from the monster's brow. As precise as if it had been measured, it split it in two.

Ancient exorcism method?

Janet froze, a look of bewilderment on her face. She had heard stories of ancient paladins wielding swords and battling evil spirits, but they were ultimately proven to be unfounded.

Janet knew from a young age that humans could only rely on the demons' power to expel them! Fighting demons on their own would never be possible.

But this girl and this knife completely overturned her cognition.

Crash.

The monster's entire body collapsed to the ground, dissipating into puffs of black smoke.

287 You Go and Lead the People to Capture the Presidential Palace

Foul-mouthed Man in Leather Case: Hey, guys! You can't do this! Give me another chance! Even if young people make mistakes, God can forgive them!

Illustrator: That's true. God will forgive you, but all we have to do is send you to see God first.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, I agree!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What a pity. With his vitality, this wish should be impossible to fulfill.

Illustrator: I just don't believe it. No one can really kill him? Could it be that even someone at An Ran's level can't do it?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: A true God should be able to kill people. Laws and rules are unreasonable things.

Hatchet Girl: Why did you suddenly kill Mr. Wade? Did he do something that angered everyone again?

Curly Hair: This bitch is live streaming again, and it's a live streaming of killing. It's totally anti-human!

Hatchet Girl: Oh, my Jesus! Mr. Wade, don't you know that those who kill people will go to hell?

Book Artist: Huh?

Skirt-lifting maniac; Kotonoha-chan, what the hell is that tone of yours?

Hatchet Girl: Ahem, don't worry! I've just been misled by Miss Janet these past couple of days, and I'm subconsciously imitating her.

Illustrator: You're really close to that toxic nun now, aren't you afraid of being sold out? Don't blame me for not warning you, those religious people are not good people either.

Hatchet Girl: Sigh. Actually, it's not that I'm close to her, it's that she's been clinging to me a lot lately. She asked me to teach her the ancient method of exorcism.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! Why are you guys just chatting away like that? Listen to me, please. Give me another chance! I promise I'll do better next time!

This is an actor: believe me, it’s best if you don’t do it.

The Villain of Soul Society: Since An Ran thinks you are not capable, it seems that you really are not capable.

Foul-mouthed man: I don't accept it! Uncle, I will become the most dazzling anchor in this group, no matter who tries to persuade me! No matter who tries to persuade me, I will not accept it!

Book artist: It’s impossible for you to be the most eye-catching anchor, but you deserve to be the worst anchor.

Wig: Well, I think so too. In some ways, Deadpool is even more of a jerk than Gintoki.

Curly-haired guy: Bullshit! Even if I’m a complete idiot, I’m still better than a brain-dead bastard like you! You’re a complete social cancer, you know that?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I’m very curious, what is that ancient exorcism method of Kotonoha-chan?

Hatchet Girl: Actually, I killed that evil spirit with a single blow the day before yesterday. Maybe it was an evil spirit? Anyway, it's the one whose photo I posted. I told her I was using an ancient Eastern exorcism method. Miss Janet believed me and even wanted to become my disciple.

Lin Fengjiao: That’s great, I can take in a foreign apprentice.

Hatchet Girl: What's so good about that? How can I learn the power of the God of Death? It's impossible to teach it!

Book artist: Hahahaha, I let you show off in front of others! Now you are dumbfounded, what are you going to do now that I am relying on you?

The evildoer in Soul Society: It's not impossible to teach her, just use spiritual power to conduct it. Of course, you have to find the right position, otherwise she will be gone.

Hatchet Girl: Oh, yeah, I forgot I could channel spiritual energy! Thanks for the reminder, Sister Hua!

This is an actor: Don't just focus on the first sentence and forget the second sentence. Do you know how to conduct spiritual power correctly?

Hatchet Girl: Then, shouldn’t we just stab her?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Kotonoha-chan, when you stab someone, you stab them. Then why didn't your power of death transfer to them?

Hatchet Girl: Ah, this.

This is an actor: the left atrium, in the center of the fourth sternum. After piercing, remember to infuse it with spiritual energy. Of course, you also need to consider her ability to withstand it. If the amount of infusion exceeds her tolerance, her soul will collapse.

Book Artist: Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel like this is really troublesome! And how do we strike the right balance?

Shark-faced guy: In the original Bleach, it seems that Rukia didn't seem to be so particular when transmitting to Ichigo Kurosaki?

This is an actor: First, he is the protagonist. Second, he has Shinigami blood. Third, Rukia did not have time to infuse spiritual power, and it was Kurosaki Ichigo who absorbed it on his own.

Hatchet Girl: Well, I’ll think about it.

Lin Fengjiao: I'm curious about another point. Are the ghosts in America divided into specific levels?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, this tiered classification is quite interesting. The most basic are ordinary ghosts. They're not very powerful, but they sometimes cause ghostly phenomena. The more powerful ones become more dangerous, and ordinary exorcists are unable to deal with them.

Curly-haired boy: I won’t listen, I won’t listen! These are all fake, all false illusions!

Hatchet Girl: Since it's fake, why doesn't Gin-san come over and take a look at me?

Curly-haired boy: I have no good feelings towards the imperialism of America. Gin-san, I will never set foot on that evil land in my life!

The illustrator of the book: You sound so righteous, but actually you are just simply afraid of ghosts.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Gin-san, you are so weak.

Soul Society's villain: "Don't interrupt me, let Kotonoha continue. I also want to hear about the strange qualities of souls from other worlds."

Hatchet Girl; After the evil spirits are the evil spirits, which require the concerted efforts of many bishop-level exorcists to defeat. Above that are the evil spirits, whose combat effectiveness fluctuates.

Fairy Chi Lian: Why is it sometimes higher and sometimes lower when going up?

Hatchet Girl: Because when an evil spirit wants to kill someone, it needs to violate certain rules as a basis. For example, if you stare at an evil spirit for five seconds, you've violated its rules. Instant death.

Book artist: I see. The guy in the mirror you killed earlier was the evil spirit?

Hatchet Girl: Yes. Some evil spirits have very strange rules, and humans might never be able to touch them in their lifetime. Such spirits have little combat power. Then above that are the demon spirits, which only exist in recorded history. According to church rumors, Satan is a demon spirit.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Is Satan a demon? Then what is God?

Hatchet Girl: According to what Miss Janet said. If there really is a God, why are there so many ghosts in the world?

This is an actor: quite interesting, this nun seems to have figured out how to live life to the fullest.

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: Hehehehe! Look at me, look at me! Stop paying attention to that bullshit devil! Give me another chance to stream, guys! Trust me, I'll definitely blow your mind! I promise!

This is an actor: So the question is, how are you going to open our eyes?

Foul-mouthed man: If you guys give me a chance, I'll definitely think about it! I'll definitely be the best male anchor in this group!

The illustrator: How about I give you a suggestion? Go lead the people to take over the presidential palace.

288 Deadpool: It will definitely open your eyes!