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[Reminder: Wig was banned from the group for 5 minutes].

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Book artist: Phew, hahahaha!

Skirt-lifting maniac: This wig is really asking for trouble! Are you talking without thinking?

Hatchet Girl: I feel like he himself doesn’t quite understand the meaning of that word, he just posted it directly.

Book artist: No way, anyone with a little common sense should know this.

Skull Island Handsome Guys: What word, what are you talking about?

Shark-faced guy: What about the message that An Ran-sang withdrew? It would be a pity if you didn’t see it.

Lin Fengjiao: Well, I don’t know. Can someone explain it to me?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Well, it's hard to explain in a group. You can ask your little apprentice, she should know it very well.

Lin Fengjiao: She is now standing and chatting with that rabbit spirit, I feel embarrassed.

Book Artist: Chatting? Isn't your disciple afraid of monsters?

Lin Fengjiao: I was a little scared at first, but now I’ve gotten used to it.

Lin Jiu glanced at the two girls not far away, who were chattering about something. But he saw that the rabbit spirit's eyes were occasionally directed in his direction, with a rather strange look in his eyes.

Curly-haired boy: Adapted? Hey, hey, it's a monster after all, how could he adapt so quickly? Is your apprentice a bit of a fool?

Lin Fengjiao: Your summary is quite insightful. I feel that she has some problems in this regard.

Book Artist: Pfft! To be considered stupid by a native like you is a disgrace to a time traveler, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: But it’s okay this way, it’s quite cute, isn’t it?

Lin Fengjiao: That’s true.

Curly-haired boy: Yo, there's something wrong with your agreement! Are you thinking of having a mentor-disciple relationship?

Lin Jiu's mouth twitched. "Don't make such jokes. It's boring. At most, I just treated her as a younger generation, similar to my daughter. I never thought about the relationship between men and women."

Curly Hair: Huh, huh, no one can guarantee that you're not a daughter-obsessed person, right? Some people here like this kind of thing. Daddy and daughter kind of stuff.

The villain in Soul Society: That only shows that the atmosphere over there is extremely bad.

The illustrator of the book: He must be extremely evil, otherwise how could the legendary perverts Gin and Wig be born?

Skirt-lifting maniac: I know some people like this kind of play between father and daughter, but honestly, I find it disgusting. This is completely against morality and ethics.

Curly: Don’t be so absolute. What would you do if your father was replaced by An Ransang?

Skirt-lifting maniac: That's absolutely impossible. An Ran-san will never appear as a father figure in my heart! At most, he's just like a brother!

Curly-haired boy: Oh, brother.

Book artist: I understand, Ruiko-chan is a brother-con.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No wonder you looked so excited when An Ran-san pretended to be your cousin.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, no, I’m not excited! That’s not excitement at all!

Curly-haired boy: It’s not excitement, just a little bit of stimulation?

Upskirt Maniac: Yes!

Book artist:?

Upskirt Maniac: No, it's not exciting! It's unbelievable, okay, just unbelievable!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Stop pretending, you’ve been exposed.

The illustrator: Exactly! If you're a brother-con, then so be it. There's no need to pretend. These days, there are a lot of girls who are brother-con.

Curly Hair: Wait a minute! So, if you girls are obsessed with brothers, then they're not perverts? But if men are obsessed with daughters, then they're perverts? Damn, isn't that double standards?

The illustrator: Double standards, what the hell? There's a fundamental difference between the two! At least being a brother-obsessed person is still just a form of admiration between people of the same age, but being a daughter-obsessed person? In another sense, this is just copper smelting, right?

Curly-haired boy: I don't agree with this, Gin-san. I absolutely don't agree with this kind of thing! They are all things that cross the ethical boundaries. They are obviously of the same nature!

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, being obsessed with daughters is perverted!

Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, please don't be like this. If you have something to say, please talk it over nicely and don't damage the relationship. Also, can anyone explain what "brother control" means?

Fairy Chi Lian: Doesn’t this have a literal explanation? Liking your own brother is brother complex.

Hatchet Girl: I found a place to stay, my family. [Picture]

When the picture is clicked, a two-story Western-style building comes into view. Surrounding the building is a neatly trimmed garden, with a lush banyan tree in the center.

Upskirt Maniac: What a beautiful villa!

The illustrator of the book: I’m so envious. Kotonoha-chan is also a rich person.

Curly Hair: Damn it! How much would this house cost if converted into Japanese Yen? Gin-san, can the hundreds of thousands I gave away even buy a toilet?

Skirt-lifting maniac: If I follow the current market price, how many bricks can I buy for the toilet?

Curly-haired boy: Why, why am I so poor, Gin-san?

The handsome guy from Skull Island: It’s just a house for living. What’s there to envy? My cave is much more spacious than this.

Curly: Damn, your cave can be compared with this mansion? Do you know what a mansion is? That is a mansion!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Aren’t mansions also used for accommodation?

Curly: Shut up! How could a gorilla like you possibly understand the human desire for comparison?! The existence of luxury homes is the pinnacle of human comparison! Even if their utility is similar, a luxury home is still a luxury home after all!

The illustrator: It is called a mansion because of people like you who are competitive. Otherwise, it is just an ordinary house.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, but Kotonoha-chan must have spent a lot of money to get this house, right?

Hatchet Girl: Not much. I rent this house, it only costs 80,000 a year.

Book artist: Eighty thousand US dollars is indeed not expensive, it can even be said to be very cheap.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s not US dollars, it’s Japanese yen.

Book artist:?

Upskirt Maniac: Yen? This house only costs 80,000 yen a year to rent? Are you kidding me?

Illustrator: I see. The owner of this house must have some ulterior motive towards you, Kotonoha-chan, right? These American playboys just love to play this game on girls!

Hatchet Girl: Uh, the head of the household is a woman. She's said to be in her eighties. Even if she's into lesbianism... she can't handle it at her age, right?

Curly: I can't understand it, Gin-san. I totally can't understand it! Why, why do you have such good luck?

Hatchet Girl: It's not good luck. The real estate agent said this house is haunted, that's why they rent it so cheaply.

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Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book Artist: Pfft, haunted? Turtle, such a nice house is actually a haunted house?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It seems that the people in America are also living in dire straits, with haunted houses everywhere.

Curly-haired boy: Tsk, Gin-san, I don't believe in haunted houses. This is definitely a revenge plot by the owner's mortal enemy. Supernatural phenomena don't exist!

Book artist: Damn, you started it again!

Fairy Chi Lian: There are so many examples of supernatural events in our group, and you still deny it?

Curly-haired boy: What instance? There is no instance at all! Gin-san, I don’t know. I don’t know what instance is at all!

Hatchet Girl: The world of Death God and the world of Uncle Nine are both examples.

Curly Hair: That's not a supernatural event at all, it's the product of natural evolution! Whether it's the Grim Reaper or a monster, they all evolved naturally under special circumstances!

Illustrator: You're truly amazing! Your fear of ghosts is so great that you've even created a whole new scientific proof. I, Eriri, would like to call you the biggest coward!

The Evil One of Soul Society: Ultimately, Gin just doesn't want to face reality. In fact, he has long acknowledged the existence of supernatural events in his heart.

Skirt-lifting maniac: That’s right, otherwise I wouldn’t be giving away my money.

Shark-faced guy: This is typical duplicity.

Curly: No matter what you say, Gin-san, I won't admit it! I'm going to have dinner now, bye!

The illustrator of the book: Being scared and running away is also awesome.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Dinner already? It’s just dawn here. Sigh.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Me too, alas.

Book artist: What’s going on between you two? Why are you sighing for no reason?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Dawn means work, a mountain of paperwork to process. Only now do I realize how miserable being a leader can be.

Skull Island handsome guy: Dawn means the sun is right in front of me, and I will continue swimming.

Lin Fengjiao: Thank you both for your hard work.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Forget it, people should still be optimistic. After all, this is the career I love, and I should work hard for the career I love.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Actually, you don’t have to work so hard. When I was doing land reform in Naruto, I also had an eight-hour work system.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I have to try my best.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: How do you say it?

The illustrator of the book: If she doesn't fight hard, how can she see An Ran-san as soon as possible? This is the motivation for our Lei Zi-chan to fight hard!

Hatchet Girl: Oh, so this is how you spell it!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I see. That makes sense. Come on, Ruiko-chan!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I feel like Lei Zi is so shy that she can’t speak.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, no. I'm not shy at all.

Though she wasn't shy, Saten Ruiko's cheeks were flushed red, like a ripe apple. Hatsuharu Shikiri, standing beside her, stared with wide eyes, curious but unsure how to ask.

Lin Fengjiao: Ms. Yanye, do you need me to draw some talismans to ward off evil spirits for you?

Hatchet Girl: Ah, thank you very much, Uncle Jiu.

Illustrator: I'm really curious. Do Eastern talismans work against Western ghosts?

Wig: Humph, no one can say for sure! But it’s always better to be prepared.

Upskirt Maniac: Oh wow, Wig-san is out of jail?

The Villain of Soul Society: How does it feel to be silenced?

Wig: The silence from the president is a blessing! It instantly made me feel clear inside and relaxed all over!

This is an actor: What about one more time?

Wig: No, there’s no room left!

The illustrator of the book: God can’t hold it anymore, you must be poisonous!

Skirt-lifting maniac: This can’t fit in, it sounds really ambiguous!

[Tip: Lin Fengjiao uploaded 10 exorcism talismans, priced at 50 points]

Lin Fengjiao: It has been sent, Miss Yanye, please accept it.

Hatchet Girl: Hey hey hey hey, why is it gone?

Skirt Uplifter: Gone? What does it mean when it’s gone?

Book artist: No way, is this mall really going to swallow the uploaded items?

Hatchet Girl: Even if you could swallow it, you wouldn't swallow this exorcism talisman that's only worth 50 points, right? Wouldn't it be better to swallow An Ran-sang's divine power?

Wig: It doesn't dare! Even if it's a group rule, it knows that our president is not to be messed with!

This is an actor: Don't brag. It wasn't swallowed at all, it was just someone who took it away.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Intercepting? Are you saying that someone in our group bought the amulet in advance?

Book artist: Damn, who is playing such a bad-humored prank?

This is an actor: @curlyhair, this person.