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Shark-faced guy: Okay, thank you for your concern.

Veins bulged on Kisame's forehead, and he had an urge to kill in his heart.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I’m waiting to see who the suitable candidate is that Ruiko-chan mentioned earlier.

Skirt-lifting maniac: First of all, let me make it clear that that person is not in our group.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: He’s not in our group, no wonder.

Book Artist: Puff! Sister Mochou, stop the knife! Kisame-san is about to bleed from all seven orifices, hey!

Hatchet Girl: Just reveal the answer directly, Ruiko-chan.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Hmm, it’s the Queen! Our demon god, the corpse-reincarnation queen! Isn’t she more suitable than Kisame-san and Latie-san?

Book Artist: This...

Soul Society's villain: If you want to say it's suitable, she is indeed very suitable. The whole shape is that of a zombie girl.

Hatchet Girl: But if that kind of demon-level player goes to Uncle Jiu's world, and the king-level player enters the bronze league to bully the weak?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: It shouldn’t be in a bronze league, maybe there will be a gold league?

Illustrator: That's not what Kotonoha-chan meant. If a demon like that were to strike lightly, it would probably destroy the world. Besides, will Ruiko-chan obey your orders?

Skirt-lifting maniac: I probably won’t listen, but she’s not with me.

Hatchet Girl: Huh?

Curly-haired boy: If not with you, where else can she go?

Skirt-lifting maniac: You guys, don’t you know?

Book artist: What do you know?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Tell me in detail.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ugh, nothing. Actually, I don't know where she went. Sorry, sorry.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ruiko-chan, you really don't know? Or are you helping someone hide it?

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, no.

Hatchet Girl: Hiding it? Why hiding it?

Katsura Yanye was very confused and always felt that there seemed to be some unknown secret here.

Curly-haired boy: I don’t know, Gin-san, I don’t know anything!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: An Ran-san, do you know where that lady is?

This is an actor: In my shadow.

Book Artist: Poof!

Hatchet Girl: Oh, is this really the case?

Lin Fengjiao: Can there be a person inside the shadow?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Of course, don't forget that our Anran-san is a god. Since she's a god, it makes sense for her to have a human inside her shadow, right? No wonder I haven't found any trace of her in the Naruto world.

This is an actor: I'm not trying to hide it. This is the deal I made with her. She helps me kill the other demons, and I provide her with a shadow to inhabit. It's just a deal, don't overthink it.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: With all due respect, Master An's deal is truly inappropriate. It could easily lead to the wrong interpretation.

Illustrator: Yeah, it's hard not to think the wrong way. Should I say you're taking in a homeless girl, or are you keeping her in a beautiful house?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Forget it. Since it's An Ran's decision, there's nothing we can do to change it. And I feel quite at ease knowing someone like you is protecting me.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sister Xiaonan, you are really generous!

Hatchet Girl: She is a role model for us women!

Curly Hair: What is the main wife? This is the main wife! You concubines should learn from her!

Book artist: It’s none of your business whether you learn it or not.

This is an actor: If you mind, I can let her settle in Mr. Zombie's world.

Hatchet Girl: Huh? An Ran-san, are you really planning to send the Queen to fight? Those Western monsters will cry!

This is an actress: I didn’t plan to have her play a role, I wanted to see it for myself.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Book artist:?

Hatchet Girl: An Ran-san, is there something wrong with you?

264 How about An Ran-sang, you play the role of Daji?

This is an actor: what's wrong?

Book Artist: Something's not right, are you serious? We previously said that when Empress Niang participates in this kind of battle, it's like a King crushing a Bronze. If you go there... it's not even a King crushing, it's like a fucking Game Master coming in, right?

The most important thing is, you are not a demon!

This is an actor: this stuff is done with makeup, I can be one.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, is this even possible? Isn't this a foul?

Curly: If we're talking about fouls, those Western monsters are also fouls. I support the president, kill them!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, what kind of demon is An Ran-san planning to dress herself up as?

Illustrator: It should be in line with the Chinese style. We don't know much about Chinese monsters. Which monster is the most powerful?

Hatchet Girl: Dragon? I remember that in ancient China, dragons were often used as totems.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: While dragons hold a high status, they're not the most powerful monsters. Have you read Journey to the West? The golden-winged Roc feeds on dragons.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Oh, that's right! Journey to the West! We can find the most powerful monster there!

Book Artist: Yes, there are many powerful monsters in Journey to the West! Like the Golden-winged Dapeng and the Six-eared Macaque that Sister Mo Chou mentioned earlier, they are all extremely powerful.

Skirt-lifting maniac: How about just using Sun Wukong?

Lin Fengjiao: Sun Wukong... is this fast-forwarding from the Dharma Ending Age to the mythological period in an instant?

Lin Jiu's mouth twitched, his face filled with black lines. In this world, even monsters with decades of cultivation have become extinct, and now Sun Wukong has appeared.

We have to consider the acceptance level of the creatures in the local world, right?

Book artist: It seems that Sun Wukong is not the most powerful one. Isn’t he still suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain by that Buddha with a scar on his head?

Skirt-lifting maniac: The Tathagata Buddha with a head full of lumps, hahahaha! But think about it, the image of the Tathagata Buddha does seem to have a head full of lumps.

Curly-haired boy: Humph, disrespecting Buddha? Aren't you afraid of having your buttocks cut off?

Hatchet Girl: Cut, cut the butt?

The illustrator of the book: What kind of Buddha would use buttocks cutting as punishment?!

Skirt-lifting maniac: The most important thing is, isn't Buddhism compassionate? How could they do such a cruel thing?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It's possible. I've heard that Tibetan Buddhism uses human skulls as ritual objects. They use whole, peeled human skin to create thangkas.

Book artist: Where is Tubo?

Skirt-lifting maniac: What is Thangka?

This is an actor: Tubo is the present-day Tibetan region of China, and thangka is a religious scroll. Human skin thangkas have indeed been around for a long time, and were gradually abolished around the 1950s.

Lin Fengjiao: In other words, in my generation, there were still such things in Tibetan areas? It's really hard to imagine.

The illustrator of the book: This is horrible, even just thinking about it is terrifying. This isn't Buddhism at all, it's a cult!

This is an actor: If a demon wears a golden robe, is it a demon or a Buddha?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It is still a demon in essence, how can this fact be changed?

This is an actor: facts cannot be changed, but people's perceptions can be twisted. As long as his subordinates spread the story everywhere and kill all those who know his true appearance, he will become a Buddha.

Curly-haired guy: Damn, isn’t this the same fishing reel method used today?

Hatchet Girl: Now I finally understand the true purpose of fishing reels. Just like capitalists are packaged Buddhas, they may appear noble and righteous on the surface, but they are secretly engaging in cannibalistic activities.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I'm glad everyone has a new understanding, but shouldn't we get back to the point? Our most important thing now is to determine what kind of monster An Ran-san will play.

Book Artist: Yes, this is our main task right now! We need to implement it as soon as possible!

This is an actor: I think this thing is just casual and does not need to be discussed.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Opinion rejected, you can't stop a girl from wanting to put makeup on her boyfriend!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, hahahaha! I get it, Sister Xiaonan just wanted to put makeup on An Ran-san!

The illustrator of the book: It doesn’t matter what kind of monster it is, makeup is the most important thing!

The Evil Leader of Soul Society: Konan, are you getting a boyfriend or finding a prop for makeup experiments?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, it's not really an experiment. Actually, I've tried it myself, haven't I? Isn't An Ran-san's Uchiha Madara design perfect?

Shark-Faced Guy: Talking about perfection is a bit...

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Shark-Faced Guy: Pretty perfect.

Hatchet Girl: Phew, Kisame-san's turn is really realistic. A sharp turn in an instant!

The illustrator of this book: If Sun Wukong isn't enough, then maybe a Golden-Winged Dapeng should be in the mix! If this dragon-swallowing monster appears in the arena, it'll definitely be the most impressive!

This is an actor: the most beautiful bald chicken?

Upskirt Maniac: Pfft, what the hell is a bald chicken?

This is an actor: What is the difference between the golden-winged Roc and the bald chicken? Its shape is that of a bald chicken.

Book artist: No way, it sounds very high-end!

Curly-haired guy: Humph, anything that sounds high-end is often just bullshit.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That's true, for example, the anti-barbarian patriots. They sound like rebels fighting for their country and their people, but the actual examples are Yin and the wig.

Hatchet Girl: Hahahaha, these two examples are very vivid! It’s as if they are right before my eyes!

The illustrator of the book: The shame of expelling foreigners, the scum among the samurai!

Wig: No, I think Gintoki is the only villain.

Curly-haired guy: Go to hell! You, a man, wear women's clothes every day, and now you say I'm a scum?

Soul Society's Evildoer: Speaking of cross-dressing, could An Ran also play a female monster? That would definitely be interesting, right?

The artist of this book: I support the female monster! That, that, the fox spirit in Chinese legends that brings disaster to all living things!

Lin Fengjiao: Su Daji?

The illustrator: Yes, that's it! I think An Ran-sang will be super beautiful in her role!

Skirt-lifting maniac: That's right, An Ran-san has the talent. She's the type that appeals to both men and women, so playing a female monster is definitely no problem!

Hatchet Girl: Put on some lip gloss, eye shadow, and style your hair and accessories!

Fairy Chi Lian: After hearing what you said, I am also looking forward to it.

This is an actor: What the hell are you thinking?

265 Haunted House

Book artist: No, we really want to see it!

Upskirt Maniac: Yes, I really want to see it!

Red Snake Fairy: I want to see it too. I think Master An can definitely play the most beautiful Daji!

This is an actor: Then you guys think about it carefully, goodbye.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Don't go, we were just joking. Since you don't like any of our suggestions, why don't you just make your own?

This is an actor: I've already said, whatever. Just be a little bit reliable.

Wig: Something more reliable? Shemale?