I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Is it really an accident?

Watching this scene, Katsura Kotonoha's brows furrowed, a hint of confusion evident on her face. Her spiritual pressure had just detected a strange fluctuation. Although it vanished quickly, the fluctuation was still very clear.

Could it be that this dead man was really possessed by the devil?

She turned her face away and didn't dare to continue staring at the corpse. It was not because she was afraid of the bloody scene, but because she was afraid that her real self would suddenly appear.

Holding her sister's hand and walking out of the airport lobby, Gui Yanye turned her attention back to the group chat.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: The shooting is just a small matter, I will take you to see the big scene later!

Upskirt Maniac: I've been looking forward to it!

Illustrator: I'm so excited that I'm making spider webs. Hey! Kotonoha-chan is already in New York, where are you?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Still in the sea.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: This speed is really too slow, but there is really no other way.

Curly-haired boy: Of course, we can seize an aircraft carrier, right?

The illustrator: "God damn it, stealing an aircraft carrier! Forget about whether you can get it, and even if you do, who's going to drive it? You're really thinking with your butt, aren't you?"

Skirt-lifting maniac: After all, he is a man who only needs his butt to survive.

Lin Fengjiao: What do you mean?

Curly-haired boy: Stop! Gin-san, my dark history recounting ends here! Stop talking, I admit my mistake!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I think even if I could seize the aircraft carrier, it might not be as fast as I can swim. So, I'd better rely on my own strength.

Soul Society's villain: Why not just buy a Shunpo? If you're worried about insufficient spiritual pressure, you can use it intermittently.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That's right! If I use my Shunpo at full speed, it's faster than a jet plane!

This is an actor: it's not worried about insufficient spiritual pressure, but whether the navigation system can withstand it. Don't forget, the navigation system is just two ordinary humans.

The villains in Soul Society: I overlooked that ordinary humans really cannot accept the ability to travel long distances in a flash.

Book artist: So I can only swim, alas.

Hatchet Girl: [Picture] This is truly free America, I’m impressed!

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh my god, a shooting really happened? No way, is it really that effective?

The artist of the book: They actually dared to open fire at the airport. This America is beyond my imagination. Damn, it really is the kingdom of God.

Hatchet Girl: The key is that there seems to be something hidden behind this shooting. I will pass on my memory to you.

[Hint: The hatchet girl has completed some of her memories]

Skirt-lifting maniac: Devil? Kotonoha-chan, are there devils in your world?

Hatchet Girl: I don't know. I'm also confused. But since the island country has Onmyoji and monsters, it doesn't seem surprising that America has demons, right?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It’s not clear if he is a real devil and what his strength is.

The illustrator of the book: My preliminary judgment is that he is not that strong, otherwise he would not have been shot to death.

This is an actor: the one who died might be a human, not the so-called devil. The special fluctuations that Kotonoha sensed earlier probably meant that the so-called devil had left this person's body.

Hatchet Girl: Possessed ones, that's a bit more troublesome. My spiritual pressure perception ability hasn't been systematically trained, so finding these things is quite difficult.

Curly: Why are you looking for them? You didn't go there to exorcise demons! Don't forget your original intention, hey!

Hatchet Girl: But the masses are always innocent, no matter which country they are from. They are simply deceived by reactionary, anti-human governments. What they need is awakening, not elimination.

Fairy Red Snake: You hit the nail on the head. Yan Ye is really aware of the situation.

Hatchet Girl: These are all summarized from chatting with everyone. Eliminating harm for the people can also help unite our forces.

This is an actor: A good summary, but one must be careful about the limits. Some stubborn individuals, far from being a strength, can become a hindrance. For these people, simply talking about unity is useless.

Hatchet Girl: Yeah, I understand!

Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, I have a question. My apprentice said she encountered a vampire last night. Does anyone know what a vampire is?

Book Artist: Capitalist?

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Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft! Ali-chan, you capitalist, you have something!

Illustrator: What's wrong? I'm wrong. Aren't capitalists vampires? They suck the blood of the masses dry, fattening themselves up. Not only that, they look down on you and tell you you're not working hard enough.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yes, that's right, but I think the vampires Uncle Nine is talking about here shouldn't be capitalists, right?

Hatchet Girl: Is that a real vampire?

Lin Fengjiao: Wait a minute, let me ask her.

Lin Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the panicked Ren Tingting in the front hall and said, "Tingting, are the vampires you are talking about real vampires or capitalists?"

Capital, capitalist?

Ren Tingting's eyes widened, her panicked expression instantly transforming into shock. Wasn't this a bit too outrageous? Why would Uncle Jiu know this term?

At this point in our country's history, the Qing dynasty had only been abdicated for less than two years. The Russian Revolution hadn't even begun yet, so it stands to reason that the enlightenment mentors hadn't yet been exposed to such advanced theories.

But why would an unassuming middle-aged man like Uncle Jiu know about the existence of capitalists? Isn't this too outrageous?

Seeing that the other party didn't answer for a long time, Lin Jiu stared at his face and couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

"Working people, working spirit?" Ren Tingting asked tentatively.

"What?" Lin Jiu looked puzzled.

"Master, haven't you heard of this jingle?" Ren Tingting breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good. I thought I was confused in time and space."

"A rhyme?" Lin Jiu raised an eyebrow and turned back to sit in his chair. "Tell me about it?"

"Workers, working souls, workers are all superior to others. If you are not ruthless while moving bricks today, your position will be unstable tomorrow." When talking about this jingle from her previous life, Ren Tingting seemed to become very excited.

"Wrong." Lin Jiu was silent for a moment and shook his head.

Ren Tingting looked surprised and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The word at the end is wrong." Lin Jiu corrected him with a serious face, "The mentality of being superior to others should not exist. If you want to be superior to others, you have to step on the heads of other people. Who wants to be stepped on?"

Ah, this.

Ren Tingting was completely stunned, her eyes wide. This had to be fake, right? She was being manipulated by someone from the Republican era? And this person was a Maoshan Taoist priest?

What's going on with this Maoshan Taoist priest? He stopped catching ghosts and started studying Marxism-Leninism?

"Forget it, let's get back to the point." Lin Jiu also felt that the girl seemed a little autistic because of what he said, so he decisively changed the subject. "So the vampires you just mentioned are not capitalists?"

"No, not a capitalist." Shaking her head, Ren Tingting replied with a complicated look in her eyes: "It's a real vampire, the kind with fangs. What should we do, Master? It seems to still be in our town!" At the end, she still couldn't help but feel a little panicked, and her expression became very terrified.

After all, vampires are a very popular bloody monster in various works, and their strength is shown to be very powerful in those works. Although Uncle Jiu can be considered a master, it is still questionable whether he can fight against such a creature as a vampire.

"Don't be anxious. Take me to the place where it was found first." Lin Jiu looked calm on the surface, but he had actually started asking in the group what methods should be used to deal with vampires.

Book Artist: To fight vampires, garlic and crosses should be more effective, right?

Hatchet Girl: Use a wooden stake to nail its heart, then burn it to death.

Curly: Those are not guaranteed to be useful, Gin-san, I still recommend using RPG.

Book artist: What the hell is this RPG? Where did Uncle Jiu get this RPG?

The villain in Soul Society: I can provide a tank.

Lin Fengjiao: Thank you very much, but that’s not necessary.

Lin Jiu was completely confused. He couldn't even imagine himself driving a tank to fight vampires. The most important thing was that he didn't know how to drive.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Haha, what would it be like to drive a real tank?

Hatchet Girl: Let’s not talk about the painting style. The moment the time traveler sees the tank appear, he or she will probably question life, right?

This is an actor: When Lin Jiu said the term capitalist to her, I felt that she was already doubting her life.

Lin Fengjiao: It seems like it is true.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I've read the comics before, and it seems holy water is also very effective against vampires. Is there a church in Uncle Jiu's area? I could ask them for some.

Lin Fengjiao: There is no church in Renjia Town, but there is one in the urban area.

This is an actor: You don't necessarily have to use Western methods. The martial arts you bought from the group should be enough to deal with ordinary vampires.

Lin Fengjiao: Okay, I understand.

The villain of Soul Society: The meeting just ended, and the captain called on us to attack Hueco Mundo.

Hatchet Girl:?

The illustrator: Attacking Hueco Mundo? What's going on with that old man? Is he going to start a war?

The villain of Soul Society: He feels that Aizen should not be allowed to continue fusing the Hogyoku, as Soul Society would be in a more passive position if he were allowed to complete it.

Skirt Lifter: That's a good idea, but there's no guarantee that Aizen won't set a trap in Hueco Mundo, right? And if the Soul Society captains collectively attack Hueco Mundo, what happens if the main world and the Seireitei are attacked?

This is an actor: very simple. He left the present world to me to take charge, and the Tranquil Spirit Court to the captains, including his two disciples.

Illustrator: ??? If that's the case, where will the troops be to attack Hueco Mundo?

This is an actor: In Yama-san's opinion, he alone is Soul Society's strongest force. Moreover, with Unohana and Kenpachi Zaraki, he believes this team is more than enough to wipe out the Aizen Group.

Hatchet Girl: Should I say it's confidence or arrogance?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: He certainly has the capital to be confident based on his Bankai. Few people can withstand the heat of the sun. If he had used his Bankai directly at the execution ground earlier, Aizen would probably be dead now.

Curly-haired boy: Well, this is the problem caused by the information asymmetry. If he had received the information about Aizen earlier, he would definitely have opened his Bankai.

The artist of the book: Is Aizen still afraid of his Bankai now?

This is an actor: In five days, Aizen will have completed his Divine Ragnarok. And Soul Society's all-out attack won't begin for another two weeks. What do you think?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Is this the legendary, perfect missed opportunity?

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Curly-haired boy: Damn, I don't really understand. Since they've decided to attack Hueco Mundo, why not just go right away? Why wait another half month? Didn't the old man consider that half a month might allow Aizen to perfectly fuse the Hogyoku?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: According to the information left by Aizen, he estimated that he would fuse the Hogyoku in two years. Based on this, half a month is not too long.

Book artist: Since it was something left behind by Aizen, have you ever suspected that it was misleading?

Soul Society's villain: Mayuri Kurotsuchi has professionally analyzed his information and believes it's highly likely. Of course, the reorganization of the Central 46th Section will take time. The captain can't just sit back and watch.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I don't understand why they had to restructure that thing. I feel like it's not only useless, but also a huge drag on the team.

This is an actor: he still has a role to play. In the eyes of the old man, the Central Forty-Six Chambers are a crucial balance point. They form an integral part of the order of Soul Society, maintaining harmony between the nobles and the common Shinigami.

Hatchet Girl: I see, it’s probably like parliament?

Red Snake Fairy: The old man in the mountain may feel that without the checks and balances of the Central Forty-Six Chambers, the power of the nobles will be further amplified.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: But this approach completely puts the cart before the horse. Some members of the previous Central Forty-Six even formed a profiteering alliance with the nobles. This will only exacerbate oppression and exploitation, without any checks and balances.

Soul Society's villain: "That can't be helped. This system is just something he came up with on the spur of the moment. Limited thinking is a common problem for everyone in Soul Society, myself included."

Illustrator: Soul Society isn't the only place with limitations; everyone has them. We must first awaken and recognize, opening our eyes to the world before we can break through these limitations.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But it's hard to open your eyes. Dialectical thinking requires mutual exchange and social practice to truly become clear. Otherwise, even the smartest people will be trapped in a vicious circle of limitations.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Is this what Aizen is like?

This is an actor: he is the archetypal one.

Lin Fengjiao: It’s really not possible to work in isolation.

This was Lin Jiu's heartfelt sigh. If he hadn't joined this group, he wouldn't have known how limited his knowledge was. He wouldn't have known what correct thinking was.

Of course, you won’t be familiar with the specific terms used in driving.

Thinking of those strange words, Lin Jiu's mouth twitched. For a conservative middle-aged man like him, it was really a bit too exciting.

Shaking his head, Lin Jiu cleared his mind of all the chaotic thoughts. Led by Ren Tingting, they walked to a forest at the foot of a mountain.

The jungle is dense and the flowers and plants are flourishing.