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Lin Fengjiao: Postpartum care for sows?

Curly-haired boy:?

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh my god, are you serious? Sister Mo Chou, are you planning to let your junior sister raise pigs?

The villain in Soul Society: The one who kills the pig seems to be Yang Guo.

Hatchet Girl: Raising, pig-raising girl Long Er? Pig-killing boy Guo Er? What kind of bizarre plot is this?

This is an actor: The Legend of the Condor Heroes, probably.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hahahahaha. Honey, your joke is really unexpected. The Pig Hero Couple, I think it's okay.

Red Snake Fairy: What can I do? This is the job they asked for. (Expression: helpless)

Illustrator: Well, I think it's a good thing they have this mindset. Just like An Ran-san said, labor is equal. As long as you're willing to work, that's a good thing.

Hatchet Girl: That's true. If I can work with someone I love, even if it's just slaughtering pigs, I'd be happy.

Curly-haired boy: Girl, have you ever considered the feelings of the pigs? Pigs are also lives!

The illustrator of the book: If you say such things, you might as well eat vegetarian food in the future.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Eating vegetarian food is also a form of cruelty to life! Doesn't that mean that plant life isn't life itself? I suggest that Yin should just live a simple life, a refined practitioner.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, you're picking on me Gin-san again, aren't you? Just because I'm handsome, you're picking on me? Can't this world be a little sincere towards handsome guys?

Book artist: he~tui!

Hatchet Girl: Don't be like this, Yin. I just had lunch on the plane and I haven't digested it yet.

Curly-haired guy: Digestion is bullshit. You stinky women are just wasting food anyway.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: It's obviously you who is wasting the most food. In the entire group, your side has made the least progress in the world quest!

Curly: Is it my fault for the lack of progress? You guys are either experiencing a cosmic shift or experiencing a resurgence of spiritual energy, and you're still just bluffing your way through the mission. Gin-san, I have to rely on myself! Not to mention, I have an idiot teammate who's a drag! If you can, take the wig with you. Gin-san, I'll complete the mission in an instant!

Book artist: No thanks, you should keep this precious treasure for yourself.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I think you two are equally bad, both of you are a burden. Even someone like Aizen can't carry you two as teammates.

Upskirt Maniac: Yes!

Hatchet Girl: I agree!

The illustrator: If he heard that he had to take you two flying, Aizen would instantly commit suicide! But speaking of Aizen, I'm really curious about what he's doing now. Did Kushina's acting skills have any effect?

Shark-Faced Guy: Yes, he has. He just called us together to inform us of Kushina's death and Grimmjow's capture. He also said that he deeply regrets this and hopes that fellow Espada will take this as a warning.

Curly-haired guy: This is such a lesson for me. This bastard was clearly the one who schemed everything! He's such a jerk!

The illustrator: Seriously speaking, this was probably An Ran-sang's plan. Who are you scolding, you bastard?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ah Yin, you really don't learn your lesson. I won't say much, just kick it.

Curly-haired boy: Damn it... Enough of you! You really just rely on your status as a potential harem member to do whatever you want, right? Believe it or not, I'll join the harem and compete for your favor, you bastards!

This is an actor: I advise you to wake up.

258 people in New York, just got off the plane

The illustrator of this book: Hahahaha, even An Ran couldn't stand Yin's idiotic writing and couldn't help but complain! I advise you to wake up, do you hear me?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ah Yin is really overthinking it. To enter An Ran-sang's harem, even girls like us have to queue up, so why are you, a man, joining in the fun?

Curly-haired boy: Of course it's because I'm prettier than you! Mr. President, why don't you give me a chance?

This is an actor: I'm going to give you a chance to never speak again, do you want it?

Curly: Sorry to bother you.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: You really deserve to be scolded, Yin.

The illustrator of the book: I feel like he did it on purpose. Someone may appear to be a masochist on the surface, but deep down, they're probably a complete masochist! He feels uncomfortable if he's not being insulted every day.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: This, it seems that this is really possible! All kinds of creatures seem to have diversity.

Curly-haired guy: Damn you, just swim properly, gorilla! Who gave you the permission to come into the group and scare people?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Latti is not a gorilla, Latti is King Kong. If you can't even make such a simple mistake in distinguishing species, no wonder everyone says you have no brains.

Curly-haired boy: Damn it! How dare you, a non-human alien creature, call me Gin-san brainless? Want to have an IQ contest, asshole?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Sure, let me ask first. How do you explain the alienation of people by capital?

Book Artist: Poof!

Upskirt Maniac: Oh my god, this is a question!

Hatchet Girl: It can be said to be quite profound, almost touching the core essence of society.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: With Yin’s knowledge, I’m afraid he can’t answer it?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Be more confident and get rid of the fear.

Curly Hair: Ugh, the food at this corner dessert shop is getting worse and worse. Did the damn owner water down the syrup? People these days really have such a bad conscience.

Illustrator: As expected, I couldn't answer it. And the topic change was very abrupt, without any sense of naturalness or coordination.

Shark-faced guy: But this is also in line with Gin-san’s nature.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes! I’m obviously a wimp but I don’t want to admit defeat, so I can only end the previous topic in such a stiff and awkward way.

Wig: It’s a shame for the samurai.

Curly-haired guy: You're the one who has the least right to say that! In this entire warrior group, there's no one more shameful than you, bastard!

Wig: Your IQ is not as good as Latisan's.

Curly-haired guy: Damn it, if group members weren’t forbidden from hurting each other… I would have stabbed you to death today!

The villain in Soul Society: Is this what the Chinese idiom means, getting angry out of shame?

Lin Fengjiao: Mr. Yin's behavior is really out of anger and shame.

Curly-haired boy: Angry as hell, Gin-san, I'm not angry at all! Gin-san, how could I possibly get angry over such a small thing? Am I less intelligent than Lati? This kind of thing is impossible!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don't think about it, just look at the reality. Gin-san, can you answer this question of Lati?

Curly-haired guy: This isn’t a question that tests your IQ at all, this is a question of philosophy!

Book artist: Philosophical questions are also questions. Just tell me if you can answer them.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You look down on Lati as King Kong, but Lati can ask such profound philosophical questions, and you can't answer them. Isn't this enough to show the difference in IQ?

Curly Hair: I don't agree! This problem is definitely not just mine, there are only a few people in the entire group who can answer it!

Wig: Capital's alienation is caused by the transformation of material and spiritual production, and their products, into alien forces that in turn dominate humanity. It's strange that I can't answer such a simple question, right?

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Curly-haired guy: ??? Damn, wigs… How did you know all this?

Wig: Read more books, they are all in the textbooks uploaded by the president.

Curly-haired boy: Impossible! You bastard, how could you possibly read a book! You're kidding me, you're definitely kidding me, right? Gin-san, I don't believe it. I absolutely don't believe this could happen! Hahahaha, this is all fake!

Hatchet Girl: Is Gin-san crazy?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: The avatar has turned gray, is it offline directly?

Illustrator: Phew. I think he's really questioning his own life. He can't accept the fact that a wig can read. Honestly, I can't quite accept it either!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Me too! My impression of Wig-san is just a pervert who is obsessed with his wife, so how can he answer such a profound question?

Wig: Humph, people grow up. Just like I have changed from being obsessed with wives to being obsessed with mothers and daughters.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Fortunately, his abnormality hasn't changed. At least we can be sure that he hasn't been possessed by something.

Wig: Actually, I didn’t answer that question just now. It was the president who asked it.

Hatchet Girl:?

Lin Fengjiao:?

Illustrator: Damn, I told you! How could you possibly have that kind of opinion? Did An Ran-san send you a private message?

Hatchet Girl: Why? Why did An Ran-sang do this?

This is an actor: Ah, nothing. I was just curious to see how Yin would react after the wig said this.

Book artist: Good, good fellow! Hahahaha, when it comes to being scheming, An Ran Sang Xing is still the best!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Too treacherous, really too treacherous! Horrible! She has left a psychological trauma on Yin!

This is an actor: that shouldn’t be the case, at most it will make him uncomfortable for a while.

Hatchet Girl: Yin is so pitiful, but I still suggest increasing the intensity. It would be interesting to see his mental breakdown.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It turns out that Kotonoha also has such a devilish side.

The artist of the book: I think it's natural to deal with that idiot Yin! This guy is simply the public enemy of women!

The villain from Soul Society: I'm going to have a meeting, Konan, you should practice on your own first.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hey, another meeting?

Wig: Sister Hua, the captain of Soul Society, seems to be busier than the president.

Hatchet Girl: I understand. This is a special period after all. To deal with Aizen, Soul Society's number one public enemy, it takes more than a few consultations.

The illustrator of the book: He's called Public Enemy Number One, but in front of An Ran-san, he's just a pitiful creature. He's being led around by the nose.

Hatchet Girl: I'm in New York, just got off the plane. [Picture] I've arrived in this strange yet free country, and I wonder if the air here will be any sweeter.

Clicking on the image, it showed a photo of an airport. The sign read "New York Airport" in English.

This is an actor: Yes, with a sweet, explosive flavor.

259 Lin Jiu: Who knows what a vampire is?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Phew, the sweetness filled with the smell of gunpowder is so real.

The illustrator of the book: It is really too real.

The villain in Soul Society: What do you mean, America is at war every day?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It's not like there's war every day. I heard An Ran-san say before that almost everyone in their country has a gun. That's why shootings happen all the time.

Book Artist: That's right! Even the top government officials don't care about this at all, saying everyone has the freedom to own a gun.

Skirt-lifting maniac: In reality, this is done so that the Rifle Association can sell guns faster and earn more dollars. The so-called freedom is just a fig leaf used by the government to cover up its ugly deeds.

Lin Fengjiao: In that case, Miss Yanye really needs to be more careful.

Hatchet Girl: Thank you, Uncle Jiu, but there’s no need to worry so much.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That's true. With Kotonoha's current strength, guns pose almost no threat to her.

Hatchet Girl: Yes, and no matter how chaotic it is, this is the airport after all, so there's no way a shooting could happen, right?

boom.

Just as she sent this message, a gunshot suddenly came from the side exit of the hall.

Damn it, can’t you?

Katsura Yanye turned away in shock, only to see a man lying in a pool of blood. A bullet had pierced his forehead, his eyes wide open.

Opposite the man's body was a pale, blond woman clutching a silver pistol. Her mouth was open, her expression filled with fear and panic as she muttered, "Don't come over here! You're a demon! Don't come over here!"

pat.

As soon as she finished speaking, the blonde woman collapsed to the ground as if she had lost all her bones, howling in pain. "No! Jack, why? Damn devil..."

Her voice was intermittent and she didn't speak in complete sentences, which made her sound a bit crazy and it was completely unclear what she was saying.

Coupled with the fact that she did such cruel things and displayed such drastic emotional fluctuations, everyone around her unanimously believed that she was a mentally ill patient.

Fortunately, the airport security officers arrived quickly. They acted decisively and quickly subdued the blonde woman, and several of them escorted her to a police car.