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Shark-faced guy: But you have achieved more than LV5 now.

Skirt-lifting maniac: That’s when I met An Ran-sang and everyone else.

The illustrator: You really only want to talk about An Ran-san. Everyone else is just incidental, right? I see right through you, you middle school student who values love over friendship!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Stop making trouble, everyone, please think about how to help Uncle Jiu save his face.

Lin Fengjiao: You don't have to call me Uncle Jiu, you can just call me Lin Jiu. I'm the newcomer, and you are the seniors.

Hatchet Girl: You still have to be polite. I think if Uncle Jiu wants to save face, he could change into a suit when he goes to the invitation?

Wig: That's a bit too much. Ren Fa is just a landlord, there's no need to give him such face.

The artist of this book: Speaking of landlords, I can't help but think of the landlords in the Naruto world. These guys really treat people like animals.

The Red Snake Fairy: The essence of landlords is the exploitation and oppression class, and they are also the targets we need to eliminate.

Curly-haired boy: How about just killing him directly?

Lin Fengjiao: ...

Lin Jiu was a little confused. He was just invited to drink tea with a foreigner. What was the point of killing the person who invited him?

This is an actor: Eliminating the oppressive class doesn't involve physical annihilation, and social transformation doesn't happen overnight. Furthermore, Lin Jiu hasn't yet accepted our philosophy and goals, so your proposal is purely a nuisance.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Speaking without thinking has become Gin’s standard trait.

Curly-haired guy: Take it off, take this standard off my head! I, Sakata Gintoki, don’t need this pathetic standard!

This is an actor: Lin Jiu's question essentially aims to impress Ren Fa. Don't make it too complicated. Just use a simple line. For example, when ordering, just ask the waiter for a bottle of iced cola. Problem solved.

The artist of the book: Wow, Bing Kuoluo is pretty good! The key is, was it available in that era?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ali-chan still doesn't understand. Regardless of whether or not, we've saved our face, right? And it's better if we don't have it; it just highlights Uncle Nine's vast knowledge.

Curly Hair: Damn, I learned something! If you want to show off your good taste, you have to do something that no one can understand! Is this what you call style?

Red Snake Fairy: No wonder you boys in modern society like to wear women's clothes.

Upskirt Maniac: No. I think wearing women's clothing has nothing to do with style, they just do it out of pure preference. Like Mr. Wig.

[Reminder: The "Red Envelope Drop" event has officially begun. Please click the 'Open' button on the screen to open the red envelope.]

200 Thank you for your patronage!

Book artist: Oh my god, the red envelope grabbing activity suddenly started?

Skirt-lifting maniac: There was no advance notice this time?! .

Lin Fengjiao: Open the red envelope to get 1000 points.

Wig: Open the red envelope to get 200 points.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Open the red envelope to get 500 points.

The Villain of Soul Society: Open the red envelope to obtain the ordinary-level item [Type 95 Main Battle Tank], which comes with the tank driving skill.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book artist: Tank, tank? What the hell is a tank? Why can I get a tank from a red envelope?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This is probably what they call diversity, right? It even comes with a pilot skill, so Sister Hua is really lucky.

The Villain of Soul Society: So, what use do I have for this tank in Soul Society?

Unohana Retsu looked at the dark green tank that appeared out of thin air in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: At least, it's a tank. A weapon of war, so it's still somewhat useful.

The evil man from Soul Society: It’s not enough for me to chop it with one sword. If you want, I can drive it over to you.

Red Snake Fairy: I don't have any driving skills. (Expression: helpless)

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The items you draw cannot be recycled, so for now you can only put them in the yard as works of art. The key is, how should I explain this to Yongyin?

The Evil One from Soul Society: Brought back from shopping in the real world.

Curly Hair: Others shop for clothes and cosmetics, but you shop for tanks? You're worthy of being called Sister Hua, right?

Red Snake Fairy: Open the red envelope to get the legendary item [Various Magical Equipment]

The artist of this book: Legendary? Sister Mo Chou is so lucky! What is this magic costume?

Red Snake Fairy: A piece of clothing. [Picture]

When the image opened, what caught everyone's eye was a purple-blue tights. However, unlike ordinary tights, this one was embellished with strange gem-like energy bodies.

This is an actor: not just ordinary clothes, right?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes. It can draw energy from its owner to create a certain protective effect, and it can also transform into various forms according to the owner's preferences and thoughts.

Hatchet Girl: Wow, this is very useful!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It is indeed very useful, much more useful than the legendary clothing item that Gin had drawn before.

Book Artist: Hahahahaha, Yin’s will never wear out. Never wear out!

Curly: Shut up! Don't rub salt in someone else's wounds, bastard! I'm going to be absolutely godlike this time, I have a feeling!

Book Artist: Open the red envelope to obtain the epic talent [Spiritual Mastery]

Skirt-lifting maniac: Talent! Ali-chan, you actually got a talent?

Book Artist: Hehehe, I told you I'm not African! I, Eriri, am definitely not African!

Eriri looked at the talent introduction in front of her with a smug expression.

Mastery of spiritual methods: Use spiritual power to control the methods and master all methods.

Effect: When using any skill or ability, the energy loss is halved, the chanting time is halved, and the power of abilities and skills is increased by 50%.

Very strong!

This talent was quite useful for a mage like her who preferred to use ghost arts against enemies. Fighting back her excitement, Eriri copied this introduction and posted it in the group chat.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Not bad, very powerful talent!

The villain in Soul Society: It is indeed very practical.

Curly-haired boy: Tsk, it only increases the power by 50%! Don't forget, the boss's power is 500%!

Book artist: That’s An Ran-sang’s, do you have it?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don't say that, Ali-chan. At least Gin-san has bear pants to wear, but we don't.

Book Artist: Yes, that’s really amazing.

Curly: Oh, say what you will. Gin-san, today I will rid myself of the shame of Bear Pants! Just watch, open your eyes wide and watch!

Gin-san sent out a vicious message while rubbing his hands in the basin. He wanted to wash his hands until they were white, clean, and crystal clear. So that when he opened the red envelope, he would be full of luck!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Open the red envelope to get 2000 points.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Hey, Lei Zi seemed to have 2000 points last time as well?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yeah, it's exactly the same red envelope as the last one. I thought there would be something different this time.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You are lucky to be so stable. The purchasing power of 2000 points should be no worse than legendary items.

hum.

As everyone in the group chat was talking, the entire chat screen suddenly began to tremble. A golden light shone, and bright red text popped up.

This is an actor: Open the red envelope to get the god-level secret book [Blue Lotus Sword Song]

Hatchet Girl: How come this has special effects?

The evildoer in Soul Society: My eyes are almost dazzled.

Skirt-lifting maniac: An Ran-san, unexpectedly opened a god-level...

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Tell the truth, An Ran-san. Did you cheat?

Book Artist: Damn, this must be cheating! Otherwise, you are the son of the group rules!

Even Eriri, who had unlocked an epic talent, felt a bit unbalanced at this point. How could she get god-level talent twice? How lucky would that be?

Shark-faced guy: Last time it was talent, this time it’s cheats.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What is the concept of a god-level secret book?

This is an actor: It’s nothing special, just a decent sword training method.

Fairy Chi Lian: What you said is pretty good, but it’s beyond our imagination.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Kung Fu? The kind of Kung Fu secret manual?

Hatchet Girl: Even if it is a martial arts secret book, it must be very powerful if it is at the god level.

This is an actor: Calling it a martial arts secret manual is a bit inaccurate, it is a method of refining qi. In layman's terms, it is the cultivation of immortality.

Lin Fengjiao: Attain immortality?

This is an actor: almost.

The secret method has been engraved in An Ran's mind. In fact, it is not just as simple as achieving immortality. From the very beginning, one can cultivate the innate sword energy and achieve the status of a celestial immortal.

In other words, even the initial practice can lead to immortality. The level of cultivation that can be achieved later is still unknown, and even An Ran, who has now reached the realm of True God, cannot predict it.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, I’m about to start!

Stimulated by An Ran, Sakata Gintoki finally gave up his ambition to make a fortune, and clicked the red envelope opening button in the center of the light screen with a determined heart.

hum.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed, and a row of dazzling red appeared in his eyes.

Curly Hair: Open the red envelope to get incredible rewards [Thank you for your patronage].

201 King Kong and the Human Fruit

Upskirt Maniac: ??? Incredible rewards?

Book artist: What the hell is this thank you for your patronage? What exactly is the reward?

This is an actor: Haven't you ever bought one of those prize drinks? When you don't win, a thank you sign appears. Just like what's happening with Yin now.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: In other words, after Gin opened the red envelope this time, he got nothing?

Hatchet Girl: But, if there is nothing, why would there be such a thing as an 'incredible' reward?

This is an actor: because the probability of opening an empty envelope is one in eight thousand of a god-level red envelope, which is unbelievable enough.

Illustrator: Oh my god! I've read that the probability of a god-level red envelope appearing is about one in five million. And this empty envelope is going to multiply eight thousand times overnight?!

Shark-Faced Guy: That's certainly unbelievable enough.

The evildoers in Soul Society: It's so unbelievable that it feels a little unreal.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: In a sense, Gin's luck is even better than Mr. Enron's.

Lin Fengjiao: I think he doesn’t want this kind of luck.

The illustrator said: Of course not! This is simply the God of Africa! No, it should be the African God among African Gods! It can be called the original sin of darkness!

Hatchet Girl: Ahem. Gin-san, are you okay?

Shark-faced guy: What does it mean that he keeps going online and offline?

The villains in Soul Society: Perhaps they are escaping reality?

Illustrator: I understand that. If it were me, I'd probably find it hard to accept such a stark contrast. It's clearly a god-level golden light and red text special effect, and then all it gets is a "thank you for your patronage." Who could possibly stand that?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft. Although I know I shouldn't laugh in this situation, I still can't help it.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ah Yin is so miserable.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: It’s so miserable.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Don't give up, Gin! There will still be a chance next time! There should be a chance, right?

Hatchet Girl: Sister Xiaonan, if you want to comfort others, don't put question marks! (Expression: Covering face)