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Wig: Can even Hyorinmaru be opened?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: My Hyorinmaru is nothing, the talent that An Ran-sang obtained is god-level.

Book Artist: Yes! Kendo training speed and swordsmanship power are multiplied several times, and it's a permanent passive! Red envelopes are the ultimate magic, and you can get rich quick with them!

Skirt Lifting Maniac: It still depends on your looks, did Ali-chan forget about her 200 points?

Book artist: Shut up, sister, I have already changed my fate!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This time it will be reduced from 200 points to 2 points?

Book Artist: Sister Xiaonan! If you keep cursing me like this, I won't be friends with you anymore and won't be your wife anymore!

Curly-haired guy: Hahahaha, a mere concubine is acting so arrogant?

The illustrator of the book: Oh, you, the Terminator of Bearpants, have the nerve to mock others? Go home and hug your Bearpants to sleep!

Curly: Damn Bearpants Terminator! Don't give people random nicknames, asshole! Especially ones that sound like something out of place!

Skirt-lifting maniac: When it comes to giving people random nicknames, no one can compare to you... Gin-san.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Gin is really the thief crying "stop thief".

Fairy Red Snake: Master An is also quite good at giving people nicknames.

Red-faced fairy.

Li Mochou felt a pain in the corners of her mouth when she thought of this name. What kind of evil taste does it take to come up with such a name?

This is an actor: thank you, thank you.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I'm not praising you!

This is an actor: Oh, is that so? So next time I'll have to publicly announce this name to the entire martial arts world over there, like when you conquer the world? Using your body to personally proclaim the name "Red-Faced Fairy"?

Book artist: Oh my god!

Skirt-lifting maniac: If An Ran-sang really did this, Sister Mo Chou would probably be socially dead on the spot.

Red-faced Fairy: I was wrong, I was just praising you!

Li Mochou was furious, but she had no other options. Even though she was stubborn, she had no choice but to give in to An Ran's devilish tactics.

This is an actor: Don't take it so seriously, I'm just kidding. Do I look like someone who would do something like that?

Book artist: Well, not really.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Uh-huh, how could An Ran-san do such a devilish thing! This is simply ridiculous!

Curly: Yes, because he is the devil.

[Tip: Curly Hair is banned for 5 minutes]

【Tip: The group owner withdrew a group member message】

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I saw it.

The Villain of Soul Society: Me too.

Hatchet Girl: In times like this, shouldn’t I pretend not to see it, or else I’ll be silenced?

Illustrator: You've already said it, and you're still pretending you didn't see it? You're done, Kotonoha-chan! You're going to be eaten up today, completely devoured! Are you afraid?

Lin Fengjiao: Are there still man-eating monsters here?

Skirt-lifting maniac: If you say that, Ah-chan, Kotonoha-chan won’t be afraid! Not only won’t I be afraid, but I’ll be happy!

Hatchet Girl: Beautiful, delightful, etc....it's not that exaggerated.

The illustrator said: "It's really beautiful, but not that exaggerated? Kotonoha-chan, you're really falling for her! You should at least be a little more reserved, right?"

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ali-chan, you yourself are not reserved and yet you say that others are willing to be a concubine.

Illustrator: No! I was going to be Xiaonan's concubine, it had nothing to do with Anran-sang!

Fairy Chi Lian: Lei Zi never said that she wanted you to be Master An's concubine. Ali, you are just admitting it yourself.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, yes! You confessed it yourself!

Book Artist: Ahhhhh, you two actually teamed up to trick me! This sisterly love is better off gone!

This is an actor: You guys were having so much fun chatting, did you forget something?

An Ran felt that she should intervene to some extent. These girls were getting more and more outrageous.

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book Artist: What did you forget?

This is an actor: Newcomer, are you welcome?

Upskirt Maniac: Oh, right! There's a new person! I forgot about it!

Book artist: Damn, I didn’t remember it either!

Fairy Chi Lian: Me too, I just saw you guys gossiping.

Soul Society's villain: "I just asked a question, and you guys posted it right away. You guys are amazing."

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: @Lin Fengjiao, are there any new members here? Welcome.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Lin Fengjiao? Is that her real name?

The illustrator said: This is the first time I've seen people use their real names as online nicknames. But honestly, this girl's name sounds pretty nice.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, Fengjiao seems to be quite charming.

Quite charming?

An Ran's mouth twitched. If he guessed correctly, this newcomer was definitely not a girl. Not only was she not a girl, she was also a serious and rigid older man.

But he didn't remind him, just wanted to see how the newcomer would respond.

Lin Fengjiao: Thank you everyone, my name is Lin Jiu.

Hatchet Girl: Lin Jiu? Isn't that Lin Fengjiao?

Lin Fengjiao: That's my common name, which I haven't used for many years. Please just call me Lin Jiu. Thank you very much.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Your common name? Are you a monk?

Lin Fengjiao: That's right. I'm not very talented, but I'm the 43rd generation descendant of Maoshan.

Book artist: What is Maoshan?

The villains in Soul Society: Probably similar to the martial arts sects in Mochou's world?

Lin Fengjiao: It's a sect, yes, but it's not a martial arts sect. Maoshan belongs to the Shangqing lineage of Taoism. We disciples take it as our mission to capture ghosts and demons and benefit the people.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Is it a profession like catching ghosts and demons, like Onmyoji? I remember Mo Chou was also a Taoist, so why doesn't she have these skills?

This is an actor: because Mo Chou is just a fake Taoist nun.

Book Artist: Ah, so this is a real Taoist nun? Perhaps she's a fairy as pretty as Sister Mo Chou, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: That’s great, we have one more sister.

Lin Fengjiao: No, I am a man.

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book artist:?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:? .

199 Uncle Jiu's Troubles

Lin Fengjiao: I'm sorry to disappoint you all, I'm really a man.

Book Artist: You, are you kidding me? You're a man?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It’s such a feminine name, but he’s a boy!

[Hint: This is an actor who uploaded his memory "Mr. Vampire"]

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, Uncle Nine?! I thought we were sisters, but you're an uncle?

Hatchet Girl: He is not just an ordinary uncle, he is a tsundere uncle!

Curly Hair: Hahahaha, my expectations are dashed, right? You silly women, you jump to conclusions without even understanding anything!

Wig: Gintoki, didn’t you say before that you wanted to get this newcomer and not let the president get there first?

Curly-haired guy: Shut up, you idiot!

Book artist: Oh, you wanted to win the newcomer before An Ran-sang. It seems that you also thought the newcomer was a great beauty?

Skirt-lifting maniac: And you still say we jump to conclusions without understanding.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It turns out that Gin himself is the real clown.

Curly-haired boy: Ahahahaha, that bastard Wig is just talking nonsense! What do you mean by not letting the president get ahead? Is it possible for me, Gin-san, to say such outrageous words?

Wig: But you just said that the president is a devil.

Curly: Wig, I've decided, in the name of Yoshiwara's management, that from today on, you don't have to come to work anymore. Go back to your rat's nest, you idiot!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Is Gin angry and embarrassed?

The villain in Soul Society: Of course, that’s for sure.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I respect you on the surface, but secretly I'm criticizing you. You're truly a loyal and good subordinate, Yin.

Book Artist: Yes, too loyal. I suggest kicking him out of the group chat.

Curly-haired guy: Damn, you’re going too far!

Shark-faced guy: Kicking people out of the group chat is indeed too much. How about just banning them for ten years?

Skirt-Up Maniac: Kisame-san, this is a good suggestion.

Red Snake Fairy: I agree.

Curly: You bastards, I'm always so nice to you! Is this how you repay me, Gin-san? I'm so sad, you've made me so sad!

Book artist: You are pretending to be pitiful, but you are such a good ghost!

Renjia Town, Yizhuang.

Lin Jiu watched the interactions among the group members, his expression shifting from thoughtful to frowning. Although he didn't quite understand some of the terms, he could still get the general idea.

The chat room before him was not filled with ancient gods chatting and talking as he had imagined. But he was not disappointed, but rather felt it was novel and interesting.

"This may be another kind of life experience." Lin Jiu sighed as he sat in the reclining chair.

"Master, what kind of life experience are you talking about?" Qiu Sheng, who was beside him, naturally couldn't see the group chat, so he felt that his master was a little weird today.

Lin Jiu glanced at him and said calmly, "I feel like I can't explain it clearly to someone like you with cerebral palsy."

"Eh? Master, what does cerebral palsy mean?" Wencai on the other side asked curiously.

"It means that your brain is so good that it's paralyzed." Lin Jiu explained, then changed the subject. "Why are you two coming to me instead of practicing?"

"Yes, it was Master Ren who sent someone over." Wencai replied stutteringly.

"Invite me to foreign tea tomorrow?"

"Hey, Master, how did you know?"

"Master can predict the future. You guys go practice, I need to rest."

Although he said he was taking a break, Lin Jiu actually didn't want his two stupid disciples to disturb his chat group.

Lin Fengjiao: I would like to ask you, how should we drink coffee to reflect our style and taste?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Uh, style and taste? Drinking coffee shouldn't require so much attention, right?

Curly Hair: I recommend drinking it upside down. This unique way of doing it alone is enough to show style and taste.

The illustrator: "Drinking while standing on your head, are you performing some kind of acrobatics?" You have style and taste, but you've lost all your intelligence.

This is an actor: Are you thinking about how to prevent Mr. Ren from looking down on you?

Lin Fengjiao: To be honest, group leader, it is indeed true. I, Lin Jiu, have nothing else to seek in this life but face.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I understand. Old men are very concerned about their reputation. My father is the same way, bragging about my life in Academy City to everyone. In his mouth, I'm not even LV0, I'm almost LV5. (Expression: Facepalm)