I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The nickname "Newcomer"...

[Reminder: The number of people in this group has exceeded 6. The red envelope event will start in 10 minutes].

020 If he is a beautiful girl, Gin-san, I will eat feces live today

Curly Hair: Red, red envelope? There is actually such a function in the group, I have never heard of it!

Book Artist: I haven’t heard of it either.

This is an actor: it should be a hidden function, which will only appear after triggering some mechanism. It seems that this group is more interesting than I thought.

Curly Hair: What can I get from the red envelope? Can it make me, Gin-san, rich overnight?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I don’t know, I couldn’t find any explanation.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Let’s talk about the red envelope later, let’s welcome the newcomers first?

Compared to the red envelope, the elder sister Xiaonan is still more concerned about the newcomer. Although, the nickname of this newcomer seems a bit strange.

The illustrator of the book: Skirt-lifting maniac? Judging by his nickname alone, he's undoubtedly a pervert. Seriously, the creepy uncle group is about to expand its membership.

Curly: Where? Is there such a group in our group? When was it established?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ah Yin, are you asking this question even though you already know the answer?

Book artist: There is a limit to playing dumb.

Curly: What do you mean? Wait, you've already labeled me, Gin-san, as a member of this creepy old man group, right? This is slander, absolutely slander!

Illustrator: Don't worry. Of course you're not a member, you're the group president! Well, even though you're the only one in the group.

Curly-haired guy: ??? Who wants to be the president of such a wonderful company, you bastard! After all, I'm the handsome male protagonist, Gin-san, so why am I considered a creepy old man? Are you all blind? Hey!

Illustrator: New guy, come out and introduce yourself. Don't be shy, even if you're a creepy old man, you can still find an organization here, and you can even report to your boss in advance.

Curly-haired boy: Are you ignoring me, you handsome and charming Gin-san?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I seem to be having hallucinations, handsome and charming?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Sigh. Gin, even if it's exaggerated, we still have to abide by the basic laws.

Curly hair: ???

Book artist: Hahahaha!

Skirt-Uplifting Maniac: Hello, everyone.

Book Artist: Hey, there they are! A new person has appeared!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Welcome new members to join our big family.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Thank you, thank you. Please, everyone, take good care of me... Also, I'd like to ask, is this the latest technology in Academy City?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book Artist: What is Academy City?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I don’t understand at all.

Upskirt Maniac: Eh? Isn’t it?

This is an actor: Newcomers should first read the group introduction to better understand the group.

Upskirt Maniac: Okay, okay!

Curly-haired guy: Hey, hey, what's with that tone of voice? You're pretending to be a beautiful girl when you're clearly a sleazy old man? Gin-san, I used this tactic fifty years ago!

Book artist: Fifty years ago, you weren’t even born yet.

This is an actor: Don’t jump to conclusions, maybe she is really a beautiful girl.

Curly-haired boy: Pah! A beautiful girl would be given a nickname like this by the system? If he were a beautiful girl, Gin-san, I'd eat shit live today!

Sakata Gintoki has this confidence because he knows very well that group nicknames are closely related to one's occupation, personality or things he has done, and they are not chosen randomly.

So, since this newcomer's nickname is "Skirt Lifter," he must have done something perverted like this. What kind of beautiful girl would go around lifting people's skirts? This is obviously something only a sleazy old man would do!

This is an actor: I see. Then please introduce yourself, Ms. Ruiko.

Book artist: Miss Ruiko?

Fairy Chi Lian: Is he someone Master An knows?

Upskirt Maniac: Um, do you know my name?

A dessert shop in District 7.

Saten Ruiko stared at the screen in front of her, her face filled with disbelief. She had already finished reading the group introduction, and her head was still a little dizzy.

She had originally thought this was Academy City's latest technological project, given its sci-fi aesthetic. But now she understood that the creation of this group wasn't something that could be achieved through technological means.

The ability to cross world barriers and connect different dimensions is simply a miracle!

And yet, despite being in a different world, this group leader could actually know his own name. Could he be a god?

This is an actor: Yes, I know. Then, please start by introducing yourself.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yeah, I get it! My name is Saten Ruiko, I'm 13 years old. I'm a female, a student, and currently attending Kagawa Junior High School in Academy City... Is this okay?

This is an actor: Thank you for your cooperation, Ms. Ruizi.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, it’s okay.

Riri Saten always felt like she was talking to a god and was under a lot of pressure.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: 13 years old?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It seems that we have a little sister.

The illustrator of the book: It's really small, even smaller than me! This should be the first year of junior high school!

Upskirt Maniac: Ah, yes.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Is Ruiko-chan nervous? Don't worry, there aren't any bad people in our family. If you want to know more about us, you can check our Memory List.

Illustrator: Oh, right, I have to remind you. The top layer of the memory list contains basic information about our world, while the bottom layer contains supplementary information about our respective group members. For example, we've added information about the activities we've performed in our respective worlds and the extent of the plot development.

Skirt Upskirt Maniac: I understand!

Seeing that the group members seemed very friendly, Riri Saten gradually relaxed and followed the prompts to open the memory list to start catching up on the anime.

Book artist: The welcome to the new members is over, so it’s time for us to move on to the next step.

Curly Hair: Right, right, the red envelope part! I'm really looking forward to it! Ahahaha.

Illustrator: There's no point trying to change the subject, Gin-san. Come on, start the livestream! Let everyone see how you swallow poop, @curlyhair!

Curly: Sorry, the number you called is disconnected. Please recite the DND resurrection spell and leave a message.

[Tip: The red envelope event will start in 10 seconds].

021 The Melancholy of Sakata Gintoki (asking for flowers and evaluation votes)

Illustrator: How could a group chat like this possibly be disconnected? Idiot! And what phone company requires you to recite the DND resurrection spell before you can leave a message? Even someone with a brain wouldn't do that!

Curly Hair: Great rant! It seems you've become a qualified rant master, Ali-chan!

The illustrator of the book: Shut up, I don’t want to be a complainer.

[Reminder: The "Red Envelope Drop" event has officially begun. Please click the 'Open' button on the screen to open the red envelope.]

Book Artist: Open the red envelope to get 200 points.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Open the red envelope to get 1000 points.

Book artist: ???

Eriri, who originally offered 200 points, was a little complacent, but after seeing the amount of points offered by Saten Ruiko, she instantly became a little unbalanced.

At this moment, Sakata Gintoki taunted her, making her furious: "Hahahaha, what a stark contrast! Hey, Ali-chan...you, are you of African descent? Your father is European, so how can you have African descent?"

Book Artist: I have your sister! You are the one with African descent, your whole family is of African descent!

Skirt-lifting maniac: You two, stop arguing! If Ali-chan wants points, I can give them to you.

Curly-haired boy: Pfft, hahahaha! She was given alms, Ali-chan was given alms by a junior high student named Ruizi, hey! If I were you, I would have gone home and buried my head in my blanket and cried my heart out!

The illustrator of the book: Stop talking nonsense, you freak with naturally curly silver hair!

Red Snake Fairy: Open the red envelope to obtain the excellent item [Desert Eagle] (unlimited bullets).

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What is that?

Xiaonan originally thought that Li Mochou had drawn an eagle living in the desert, but when he saw the suffix of unlimited bullets, he realized that he was wrong.

Book artist: Desert Eagle?! Is that the Desert Eagle I was thinking of? Please post it soon!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: [Picture] I remember this weapon should be called a pistol?

When the image was clicked, everyone's eyes were met with a massive silver pistol. It was held in Li Mochou's fair hand, its metallic sheen gleaming in the sunlight.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Very beautiful.

Red Snake Fairy: Yes, I think so too.

Li Mochou played with the Desert Eagle in his hand, feeling reluctant to let it go. Suddenly, his eyes glanced at a wooden stake not far away and he pulled the trigger.

boom.

Flames erupted from the muzzle, and a muffled sound like thunder echoed. A hole the size of a baby's fist appeared in the center of the wooden stake.

call.

Li Mochou blew gently on the muzzle of the gun and put it into her bag under the stunned gaze of Hong Lingbo beside her.

Curly: Hey, hey, you two, stop it! This is a pistol, a weapon that kills people! What the hell is this beautiful thing? That kind of thing shouldn't have appeared in ancient times!

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Yeah, I remember Sister Moxie's world was an ancient martial arts world, right? Using a pistol in a martial arts world, that contrast is really weird.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It’s okay, I should be able to get used to it soon.

Curly Hair: What about the other martial artists? Have you considered their feelings? This is clearly cheating! You can give it to me and I'll keep it for you!

The illustrator of the book: After saying all that, I just covet other people’s treasures.

This is an actor: Interesting, can even something this counterintuitive be pulled out?

What Aizen is referring to as counterintuitive is the "unlimited bullets" suffix on the Desert Eagle. How can a pistol have unlimited bullets?

Obviously, this touches upon some profound rules.

Book Artist: Wait a minute. Why does Mo Chou's Desert Eagle show an item level, but Lei Zi and I don't? Doesn't my points mean I don't have a level?

Curly Hair: Hahahaha, maybe the points are just a consolation prize? Stop struggling, Ali-chan! Your African identity is already set in stone! Tsk, Ali-chan's father is obviously British... Why is this happening?

Illustrator: If you don't laugh at me, you'll die, right? I advise you to be a good person and not end up being the clown yourself.

Curly-haired boy: Ha, how is that possible! Gin-san, I’m the living emperor of luck!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Open the red envelope to get the epic item [Zanpakuto: Hyorinmaru]

The illustrator of the book: Hey, Xiaonan sister is so lucky! She actually drew Hyorinmaru!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, congratulations to Sister Xiaonan!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Thank you.

Xiaonan looked at the cold blade that appeared before her, and the corners of her mouth curled up. Even with her calm personality, she couldn't help but feel excited at this moment.

After gaining the power of the Shinigami from Aizen, she also possesses a Zanpakutō.

But that Zanpakutō simply used its own spiritual pressure as a medium to forcibly condense into the shape of a blade, just like Ichigo Kurosaki who obtained the power of the Shinigami in the early days. It did not have the ability of a real Zanpakutō at all.

This is not surprising.

After all, all Zanpakuto in Soul Society were forged by Nimaiya Oyue of Squad Zero, and even Aizen did not acquire the true technology to forge Zanpakuto.

While the Arrancar possess a Zanpakutō, its function is merely to seal the Arrancar's inherent power, its "core." Reincarnation is simply the process of releasing this sealed "core." This form is completely different from the release of a Shinigami's Zanpakutō.

With the help of this lottery, Xiaonan truly possesses the full power of the God of Death.

This is an actor: this knife can replace the original one.

Aizen was also very happy for her. With Hyorinmaru, Konan would have no problem protecting herself.