The Bizarre Adventures of Cloud Hammer

The Bizarre Adventure of Cloud Hammer Author: Evol

Summary:

In the fortieth millennium of darkness, six Cloud Hammers were brought into this dark universe to save mankind, so they -

"Can we form the Second Empire forever? Vadasi!"

"What is it that goes in as one thing and comes out as a bucket? The answer is Sanguinius~!"

"Why did the false emperor conceal the history of his son-in-law?"

"One million horses, Psychic Blast Fist!"

"Brothers! Today I will show you a green-skinned show!"

"Four Gods, you are just Ji Bo! Look at your half-human, half-ghost appearance. Come to the real universe and I will take off your hoods!"

Well, anyway, this is the story of six Cloud Hammers who have different levels of knowledge about Warhammer 40k and adventure in the 40k universe, saving humanity in the process.

This incident is also recorded in the Codex Astartes.

Chapter 1 I knew that the Cloud Hammer would also be

Waking up from a good sleep, Apu, who was lying on his side on the bed, couldn't help but frown. The touch of his body made him feel very uncomfortable. Even on a hot day, a bed with a mat should not be so hard. The air in the room was also a bit stuffy, and it didn't seem like the air conditioner was on.

When did the power go out?

When Apu was about to lie down, he felt something hard pressing against his back. Feeling uncomfortable, he had to sit up.

bang-

There was a dull sound when his feet touched the ground. When Apu opened his eyes, he was immediately stunned. The strange room was completely different from the cozy little house in his memory. There were no electric lights on the ceiling, but instead there were many candles placed everywhere. The dim flames illuminated the entire room.

What the hell is this? Is this still my home?

Turning around, Apu noticed what he was wearing on his head. He touched it and it seemed to be a helmet. Looking down, he found that he was also wearing a black armor. The exquisite sword-shaped carvings and decorations showed that it was of great value. The silver winged sword emblem on the breastplate gave Apu a bad feeling.

Something is wrong. Ten percent or even nine percent wrong.

Thinking something was wrong, Apu immediately observed more details of the armor, the huge shoulder armor and the somewhat broad-looking feet. The left shoulder armor was also painted with the same winged sword logo as the breastplate.

The whole family was sweating profusely.

After looking at the armor on his body, Apu looked at the room again. The decoration of the room was a typical Gothic style. When he saw the double-headed eagle and skull decorations in the room, Apu's heart finally died.

Good news, you have traveled through time.

Bad news, the time traveled to is Warhammer 40K.

"Gold!"

He starts swearing as soon as he opens his mouth. As a Cloud Hammer who has read the background, knows some settings and important events, does not buy toys and chess pieces, and only plays some related games, Apu knows this world quite well.

Warhammer 40k is a decades-old "science fiction" IP created by GW, and has developed from the original board game to more entertainment fields.

After decades of shaping by GW, this is a dark universe that you have to be extremely unlucky to travel through. During the 3k era, there was a joke on the Internet that every Hammer guy who traveled through the Warhammer universe would cry like a fart with his toes stepped on.

In short, under the tone of grim dark, the Warhammer universe is a pure cesspool, and all races are showing off in the cesspool of the 40k universe. What is highlighted is that good people may not necessarily be rewarded, but everyone will definitely be punished.

nmd, wsm!

Wouldn’t it be better to pull those hammer guys who are playing chess pieces over here? Why should I, the cloud hammer, have to suffer?

Apu didn't know how many curse words he cursed in his heart, and even began to hypnotize himself that it was just a dream, but the facts told him that it was all real.

After a long silence, Apu finally accepted that he had been transported to the world of Warhammer 40k, which hated people and dogs. On the bright side, at least he had traveled through time and space to become a Space Marine, rather than traveling to the bottom of a hive on some planet.

Space Marines, also known as Astartes, are the most famous troop faction in Warhammer 40k. They can be said to be the protagonists of Warhammer 40k. Many stories revolve around Space Marines. Each Space Marine is a super soldier (Primaris Space Marine) who has undergone 19 body modification operations. After the nd millennium, there appeared Primaris Space Marines who had three more operations added to the original , making them stronger, more powerful and more domineering than ordinary Space Marines.

After calming down, Apu stood up. When he stood up, he felt his body shaking and had to hold on to the wall beside him. The sudden change in height made it difficult for him to control the center of gravity of his body.

After becoming a Space Marine, Apu's height was much higher than his previous self. The average height of a Space Marine is about 2.3 meters, and the Primaris Space Marines are even about 2.8 meters tall. Some individual Space Marines are even taller.

In just a few seconds, the Space Marine's superhuman qualities allowed Apu to adapt to his current body, and his control over his body was even better than before the time travel.

Apu estimated that his height was definitely over two meters and five, far exceeding the average height of the original Space Marines. Could it be that he was a Primaris Space Marine?

Height cannot fully determine whether a Primaris or a Original Space Marine is a Space Marine. To confirm, Apu took off his helmet. There is a difference in the power armor of the Primaris and the Original Space Marine. Although he is a Cloud Hammer and has only a vague understanding of many settings (which may even be wrong), he played Space Marine 2 for a long time before crossing over, and knew that the helmets of the Primaris and the Original Space Marines are different.

Apu took the helmet in his hand. There was a pair of wings and decorative patterns on both sides of the helmet. It looked like a noble knight's helmet, which made it impossible to tell what model Apu's own helmet was.

However, the Chapter has confirmed that this winged sword is definitely from the Dark Angel, but I remember that the Dark Angel's paint job during the Chapter period was green.

Apu felt his heart stop when he thought of something, and he began to hope that he was in the period of the Great Expedition of 30k. Even if it was 40k, it had to be after 42k.

If it were at any other time point, Apu would have to face one of the most powerful demonic groups in the Warhammer 40k universe.

Thinking about this, Apu came to the door of the room. After trying, he found that the door was not locked, and no other Astartes voices were heard outside.

Apu thought that since he could move freely, this place should not be related to the Dark Angels, otherwise he would most likely be in a prison or a detention cell.

In order to find out where he was, Apu prepared to leave the room and take a look outside, but he did not put the helmet back on. Instead, he put it on the bed. Maybe it was due to psychological reasons, but wearing the helmet made him feel stuffy.

Walking out of the room, Apu saw that there were a total of six rooms in the area where he was. According to the game Starfighter 2, if it was on a spaceship, the Astartes' dormitory area should not be so small, and the decoration was too exquisite, not as monotonous as in the game, but the specifications of the room were obviously designed according to the Astartes.

Could it be a Chapter Monastery? Why aren't there any other Space Marines?

As Apu was thinking about leaving the area, a Space Marine wearing exquisite red power armor with different golden skull decorations and winged blood drop symbols on his chest and left shoulder armor walked out of the room next to Apu. The two looked at each other at the same time.

This Space Marine is as tall as Ap, and the helmet on his head is exactly the same Mark 2 helmet that Ap saw in Star Marine 10, but with a different color.

And this revealed a Primaris Blood Angel in front of Apu!

Oh shit, that’s it!

He was sure that he was not mistaken; this Blood Angel was a genuine Primaris Space Marine.

The appearance of the Primaris allowed Ap to immediately determine the approximate time he was in. On the timeline, the Primaris Space Marines appeared after 42k, the th Black Crusade ended, Cadia was destroyed by the Black Warmaster Abaddon, the Great Rift opened and divided the galaxy into two halves, and the Dark Ages began.

At this critical juncture concerning the survival of the Human Empire, the Primarch Roboute Guilliman awakened from a 10,000-year slumber, became the Regent of the Empire and launched the Indomitus Crusade to support the crumbling empire, turn the tide, and save the Human Empire from distress.

The Primarchs are super-life forms created by the Emperor of Mankind. The Emperor created a total of twenty-one Primarchs. Each Primarch possesses immense power and astonishing wisdom. They are the genetic fathers of the Space Marines and the source of their power.

The Emperor can be said to be the most important figure in the entire Warhammer 40k universe. It was he who personally opened the story of the Warhammer 40k universe.

Knowing the time made Apu feel a little more at ease about his situation.

42k, I don’t know if the Lion King is awake or not.

The Lion - Llane El'Jonson, Lord of the First Legion and Primarch of the Dark Angels, is the second Primarch to awaken after Robert Guilliman. Like Guilliman, he fell into a slumber for ten thousand years after the end of the Great Crusade.

As mentioned earlier, the Dark Angels' paint scheme was green during the Chapter period, and black was the paint scheme during the 38k Legion period. Before the Lion King fell asleep, a major event happened to the Dark Angels Legion, which caused the current Dark Angels Chapter to change its paint scheme. The Dark Angels that are still painted black are generally called "Fallen Angels".

The three words "Fallen Angel" were enough to take Apu's life before 42k. The Dark Angels would do anything to capture the Fallen Angels. What would be the consequences for the captured Fallen Angels?

Let’s just look at Azmodai in the distance, my family.

Superman's brain allowed Apu to think about many things in a very short time. Putting the matter of the Dark Angels aside, Apu began to think about the matter of the Blood Angels again.

The Blood Angels are a very popular Space Marine Chapter in Warhammer 40k, and have a close relationship with the Dark Angels where Ap is during the Legion period.

Why are the Blood Angels here?

Apu was still wondering what this place was, and the appearance of the Blood Angel made him even more uncertain.

How many other places would you find two Space Marines from different Chapters at once, other than a battlefield? Death Watch? But neither Ap nor the Blood Angel wore the Death Watch's black power armour, nor the silver shoulder pads, so Death Watch was essentially ruled out.

Joint operations? Different regiments should rest in their respective areas during joint operations, let alone two startup regiments.

While Apu was thinking, the Blood Angel suddenly approached him. After carefully examining Apu's face, a voice that was quite familiar to Apu came from the other party's helmet.

"Lapu?" The Holy Blood Angel asked tentatively in a voice that Apu was quite familiar with.

"Salted fish?"

"You're such an idiot!"

The Blood Angel took off his helmet, and the face inside was none other than Xianyu, Apu's long-time friend.

"How did you get here?" Apu was surprised that his friend had also traveled here.

"I never expected to wake up in this place and become an Astarte."

Xianyu is also a Cloud Hammer. Although he has played Warhammer series games, he knows more about Medieval rather than 40k where they are. He only knows a little about the background and Astartes of 40k.

"Loup, do you know where this is?"

Xianyu didn't know where this place was. He didn't know much about 40k, so he had to ask his friends.

"I don't know either. I was just about to go out and take a look."

Seeing that his friend had also traveled here and become a Blood Angel, Apu told him about his previous plan.

"Then let's do it together?" Xianyu said, so that the two of them could take care of each other.

"Then let's go."

Acting together with people he knew, Apu became a little bolder. After all, he had someone he knew with him, so he didn't have to wade through this shitty universe alone.

The two men discussed which way to go out first. The third room on their side opened and another Space Marine walked out of the room.

A set of power armor with a blue main body, a golden eagle-faced crown, exaggerated and conspicuous sky eagle and laurel wreath decorations, and an inverted Ω logo on the shoulder armor and cloak.

This is probably the Space Marine that everyone who knows Warhammer knows best, accounting for three-quarters of all the Space Marines in the human Empire. The Primarch is Roboute Guilliman, nicknamed the Blue Elves' Ultramarines.

But the one in front of him was obviously not an ordinary Ultramarines. He was a stronger, more powerful and more domineering Ultramarines, an Ultramarines who had become an ever-victorious army.

It was this Smurf among the Smurfs who looked somewhat at a loss in the eyes of Appu and Xianyu, which made Appu wonder whether this Ever-Victorious Extreme Warrior could be someone he knew, just like Xianyu. He soon knew the answer.

After seeing the faces of Apu and Xianyu clearly, the Extreme Warrior immediately greeted them.

"Laupu! Salted fish!"

With a whoosh, the Ultramarines ran towards the two of them. Appu and Xianyu exchanged a glance and spoke at the same time:

"Brother Ou?"

This Extreme Warrior was indeed someone they knew. Brother Ou was a good friend of both of them. Although the three of them lived in different cities, they had met in real life and played games together on weekdays.

"How did you two end up in this unlucky place?"

Like Apu, Ou Ge has a certain understanding of the background setting of Warhammer 40k, and knows about the major events of the 40k period. What is better than Apu is that Ou Ge will buy related models of Warhammer 40k, but he does not play chess and tabletop battles, nor has he bought physical books. He is considered to be a Cloud Hammer who is slightly better than Apu.

After crossing over, Brother Ou quickly realized that he had arrived in Warhammer 40k. He was in a good mood and was still in the mood to appreciate the decoration of the room, so it took him some time to come out of the room.

Apu, Ou Ge and another friend who knows 40k well would tell jokes about the Empire from time to time. Now that they really traveled into Warhammer 40k, they might become the laughing stock themselves if they were not careful.

It just happens to be the Dark Angels, Blood Angels, and Ultramarines; the three of them can form a small Second Empire.

Looking at his two friends, Apu suddenly thought of something and asked them:

"Do you remember what we were playing last night?"

"Weren't we playing Starfighter 2 last night?" Xianyu and Ou Ge said.

This is what the three of them have in common. The night before they traveled through time, they were all playing Starfighter 2 in the same chat channel. Starfighter 2 can play online with three people at the same time.

The three of them have been playing StarCraft 2 these days, but Apu, Ou Ge and Xianyu are not necessarily in the same team. In addition to the three of them, there are three other people playing StarCraft 2 in the channel.

"There were more than three of us playing together at that time," Apu reminded.

"Yes, and Luochen and the others." Xianyu naturally remembered more than just the three of them.

"Lop, you mean..."

Brother Ou reacted, and Xianyu also discovered something. They looked at the doors of the three rooms opposite at the same time.

"Could it be Luochen and the others?" Xianyu asked.

"It's very likely. We've been together these past few days."

The six people formed a team randomly, and went to the other side once the team was full. It happened that the three of them formed a team last night.

"Guess who will come out first?" Apu began to guess with the two of them who would be the first to walk out of the room.

"How can we guess this? It's better to guess what kind of battle group they are." Ou Ge said.

Xianyu didn't know much about the 40k war group so he didn't say anything. He noticed that a room was opening and reminded the two:

"Don't guess yet, someone is coming out."

Apu and Ou Ge also looked over immediately, and saw something that was completely beyond their expectations.

A Space Marine wearing entirely black power armor with yellow stripes painted all over the armor and a mechanical skull symbol on his shoulder appeared in front of the three people.