Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me.

She said that if they met in real life, she would beat him up and make him kneel down and call her "Princess" or something like that.

What now.

He has no shame at all, even the name he is addressed to has become a treasure.

This is probably just a pure keyboard warrior!

"This is called being able to bend and stretch, a manifestation of wisdom!"

When saying this, Kaguya's tone was mixed with three parts of complacency and seven parts of pride.

Seeing the current appearance of his princess, the usually calm and composed Bayi Yonglin couldn't help but twitch his eyelids a few times.

She secretly made up her mind to confiscate all the comics and games at night and guide the princess back to the right path.

At this moment, Fujiwara no Mokou also reacted, veins popped up on her forehead, and she decisively released a burst of Phoenix Fire.

The pure white flames burned the space and slammed towards Kaguya Houraisan.

But when the latter raised his hand, the time around him suddenly became extremely slow, and the pure white flame was extinguished in an instant.

She said with a half-smile, "You damn turkey, why are you so anxious? Could it be that you've fallen in love with my Bai Luo?"

As she spoke, Kaguya rested her hand on her cheek, pretending to be thinking: "I thought you liked your Huiyin and had no interest in the opposite sex at all. I didn't expect that you are obsessed with this type of thing."

Meihong's face flushed red as if her thoughts were exposed. She tried to hide her anger and said, "You stupid otaku! What the hell are you talking about? I just saw you were being too rude, so I wanted to teach you a lesson!"

Hearing this, Kaguya glanced at her with disdain: "You have the will but not the courage."

As she spoke, she put on a smile, her bright eyes fixed on Bai Luo: "I am different, I really like my treasure."

Bai Luo didn't know how to react.

Since Hieda Aqiu, this silly princess is the second one to express her love openly, and she is even more straightforward than the former.

He really wanted to complain, wondering whether their moral integrity was sold out by Reimu or eaten by Yuyuko.

...

The original plan was that when Kaguya got the real information about him and came to chase him, he would summon Reimu, Mokou, Yakumo Aoi and the others to besiege the other party together.

Now it seems that there is no need for this.

After a brief confrontation with Kaguya, Shiro decisively retreated and returned to the Happy House. After all, his purpose for coming here had been achieved, and there was no point in staying any longer.

I can't really go to Kaguya's room and fight her solo.

However, what Bai Luo did not expect was that in the next few days, Kaguya got her address from somewhere and ran to the Happy House every few days.

The kind that can't be driven away even if you try.

Kaguya Houraisan is very powerful. Like Fujiwara no Mokou, her strength ranks in the second tier of Gensokyo.

Moreover, Towa and Sukyou's abilities are even more perverted than Sakuya Izayoi's time stop.

Of course, if a fight really comes to an end, Bai Luo is not afraid at all. He has the ability to teleport and self-destruct his clones. It will not be easy for Kaguya Houraisan to catch him.

What's more, you can ask the great sage to play for you. Although the probability of winning is not high, losing is impossible.

Seeing that Kaguya Houraisan was stuck in front of his computer like a dog-skin plaster, Bai Luo said unhappily, "How long are you going to stay here? You're trespassing!"

"What is our relationship? How can you say that I'm trespassing?" Kaguya argued confidently and skillfully turned on the computer.

"I don't remember any relationship between us. At most, we were just online friends."

"Bao, you loved me very much back then. My comics and computer were confiscated by Yonglin. Could you bear to let me wander in the wilderness?"

Kaguya pretended to wipe away her tears with her long sleeves and looked at Bai Luo pitifully, but Bai Luo remained calm.

"I'm just confiscating your comics and games, not kicking you out. You're just wandering around."

"Does it matter? Those comics and games are my lifeblood. If you confiscate them, Yongyuanting will no longer be warm."

"...Uh."

Bai Luo was speechless. He couldn't beat him, and he couldn't drive him away. The man even occupied his computer.

As expected, I still have to call Reimu and the others over and beat her up together.

Chapter 55: Sensitive Mushrooms? Some villains want to harm me!

Mid June.

Summer has officially arrived and the weather is hot. Although it is not unbearable, Bai Luo stays in the Happy Hut whenever possible during this month.

As for Kaguya, she had already been grabbed back by Yagi Eirin.

【Evolution value 65%】

【Destruction value 56%】

This is the current value.

Starting from the time when I helped Reimu solve the problem of the great barrier, the evolution value increased by 7%, and the collapse value only increased by 4%.

The gap between the two has reached 9%.

It's foolproof and you can even waste money.

After working all night, Bai Luo finally made his regiment number one in the entire server in "Star Wars".

Looking at the ranking list, Bai Luo was extremely satisfied to see that his own regiment [Gensokyo] was ranked first.

You have to know that this is a multiplayer interstellar game. An ordinary legion has at least a dozen or hundreds of people, and the top legions even have a scale of thousands of people.

The Gensokyo Corps only consists of Shiro and Kaguya. If one of them is from Penglai and the other is a slime, and neither of them needs to sleep, they may not be able to take first place in the entire server.

After stretching, Bai Luo opened the window. The sunlight immediately rushed in, knocking out the cold air in the room.

Perhaps it was because he was in a good mood, the sun was shining brightly, and the warmth that enveloped his body made Bai Luo squint his eyes.

He originally wanted to walk to the Yakumo residence, but after walking for a while, the gradually getting hot feeling made him give up the idea.

As the purple light flashed, Bai Luo's sight turned and he arrived at the Yakumo residence.

"blue!"

Bai Luo called out, but received no response.

"Maintaining the Great Barrier again? It's really hard work. Old Lady Zi is truly sinful."

After saying this, he walked into Yakumo Yukari's room. After making sure that no one was there, he walked in quietly and his eyes fell on the place where he found the golden melon seeds last time.

Seeing another large plate of golden melon seeds on the table, his eyes lit up.

"You eat alone every day. I found out again this time."

However, just as Bai Luo was about to touch the melon seeds, a layer of realm power instantly surged into his body, everything around him became shaky, and he was trapped in place, unable to move.

There are traps!

Bai Luo's eyes widened.

He tried to move his fingers, but the power of this realm was too overbearing. Not only could he not move his body, he couldn't even teleport.

"Damn old purple woman!"

He yelled.

...

five minutes later.

Yakumo Shizuka stared at Bai Luo with a forced smile, while Bai Luo stared back at her without any fear.

"I knew it was you, little bastard, who stole our melon seeds!"

"How dare you say that? You actually secretly eat for yourself. You are so active when you come to my place to eat, and you even forget to take my snacks when you leave." Bai Luo retorted.

"...How can this be the same? I've seen it before. Let me check if it's poisonous."

"It's poisonous, you big-headed ghost! Well, I'm just helping you check if it's poisonous."

Seeing Bai Luo's look as if it was all his fault, Yakumo Zi's face darkened and his fists clenched so hard that they made a crackling sound.

At this time, Bai Luo asked again: "Do you have more of these melon seeds? I want to eat more."

Hearing this, Yakumo Shiki laughed, grabbed the childish face, and pulled it hard to both sides:

"I worked so hard to steal some melon seeds from Youxiang, and even took more than a dozen hits from magic cannons for it. You ate them all at once, and you're still planning to ask me for more!"

Originally, Bai Luo wanted to nod stubbornly, but when he saw Yakumo Yukari's murderous eyes, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and shoulders.

A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. It is better to be safe and surrender for the time being.

Feeling the restraints on his body disappear, Bai Luo turned back into a slime, revealing an anthropomorphic and pitiful expression.

"I'm sorry, Sister Zi, I was wrong!"

"You might as well apologize in human form."

Yakumo Yukari said unhappily.

After he finished speaking, Bai Luo's eyes gradually became strange, and he secretly asked in his heart: "Great Sage, this Yakumo Yukari can't really like children, is she a younger person?"

[There is no clear record of the character, but there are still many secondary settings that are confirmed]

The great sage replied.

As if guessing what Bai Luo was thinking from his increasingly strange gaze, Yakumo Yukari's already dark face became even darker than the bottom of a pot. She decisively smashed her two heads, causing Bai Luo to grit his teeth in pain.

"Don't think of anything rude to us!"

"Tsk."

Enduring the pain, Bai Luo made a "tut" sound, which was considered a mockery.

...

ten minutes later--

Bai Luo lay limply on the bed, feeling a burning pain all over his body, but he continued to speak relentlessly: "Old Lady Zi! Is this all you can do?"

Half an hour——

"Old Lady Zi, do you think you can make me surrender like this?"

After one hour--

"Yakumo Yukari! There is retribution in the world! You will be punished!"

The dissatisfied shouting continued for three hours. Bai Luo was indeed silent, but he still stared at Yakumo Yukari with a resentful look.

Yakumo Yukari's eyelids twitched, and she felt that Bai Luo was particularly tough today.

...

The reason is also very simple.

As early as half an hour later, Bai Luo asked the Great Sage to cut off his perception of his body, so he could let her torture him.

Taking advantage of Yakumo Yukari's carelessness, Bai Luo teleported and ran away. He first came to the sunflower field, and after making sure that the former did not follow him, he teleported to Hakurei Shrine.

As soon as he came in, Bai Luo smelled the aroma of mushroom stewed rice.

Following the fragrance, Bai Luo came to the small pond in the side hall, and saw Marisa and Reimu sitting on the ground, happily cooking mushrooms.

"What are you eating secretly?"

A clear child's voice suddenly rang out. The two men saw that it was Bai Luo, so they scooped a bowl of mushroom rice from the stew pot and handed it over.

"Want to join us for a mushroom feast? I cooked it myself!"

Marisa patted her chest and invited.

"mushroom?"

Bai Luo sat down curiously and took the bowl.

It would be a waste not to eat it. I haven’t had dinner yet.

There are many ways to cook it, such as stewed rice with mushrooms, pan-fried mushrooms, stir-fried mushrooms with vegetables, and stir-fried mushrooms with chili peppers.

Many of the mushrooms were types Bai Luo had never seen before.