Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me.

Just when Bai Luo wanted to show off a little more, two voices of shouting and cursing were suddenly heard from the corridor, accompanied by the sounds of fighting.

"Princess? Meihong? Why are they here?"

Bayi Yonglin was surprised, and then found that Bai Luo was rummaging around the room inexplicably, looking for a hiding place.

Bai Luo finally opened a cabinet, clasped his hands together, and pleaded with her: "Don't let Kaguya find me."

After that, the cabinet door closed.

At the same time, the door slammed open and Kaguya rushed in: "Eirin! Where's that man!"

Chapter 53 Kaguya: It smells so good!

Kaguya looked left and right, searching for a certain figure, but after a quick look around, she didn't find anything.

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Moeko, who had caught up with them, also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Eirin, where's that guy? Where did he go?"

Kaguya asked.

"Who? Princess, what are you talking about?"

Yagi Eirin looked confused in response to Kaguya's question.

"That's the man that Dead Turkey brought here! He was here with you just now, right?"

Kaguya pointed to the two cups of tea on the table and gestured.

"You mean Bai Luo? He was here just now, but he's already left. Princess, what do you want to see him about?"

"Gone?" Kaguya glanced at Bayonetta Eirin suspiciously, her eyes falling on the still steaming tea.

She narrowed her black eyes and without saying anything, she began to rummage through the drawers and search carefully.

This time, she searched almost every place where people could hide.

Finally, Kaguya's gaze fell on a medium-sized medicine cabinet in the corner. Looking at the scattered medicines and sundries in front of the cabinet, she curled her lips and said firmly:

"right here!"

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Mokou became nervous, and even Yagi Eirin was worried that she would be discovered.

However, when Kaguya opened the cabinet, she did not find anything unusual. Inside were various ineffective medicines and some miscellaneous items.

She frowned.

If you insist on saying what is different, it is the group of blue spheres in the middle layer.

Kaguya closed the cabinet in disappointment. Meihong just breathed a sigh of relief when she suddenly opened it again, pointed at the blue sphere in the interlayer, and asked:

"What is this? I don't recall Eirin being interested in collecting things like this."

The air solidified again.

Seeing Kaguya's growing suspicion, Meihong strained her brain and suddenly had an idea. She quickly explained, "This is a pillow. It's a gift from Bai Luo to Yonglin!"

"Pillow?"

Kaguya's expression became strange, and she took out the pillow from the interlayer and held it in her arms to try.

Soft and icy cool.

It feels really good.

But giving a pillow as a gift for a meeting is a bit too outrageous.

At least Kaguya couldn't imagine the scene of Yagi Eirin sleeping with a pillow in her arms.

Could it be that there is something special about the pillow?

Kaguya covered the pillow with her spiritual energy and began to examine it carefully. After a few seconds, she was surprised to find that the pillow was trembling slightly.

really!

This pillow definitely holds a secret!

The hidden function is triggered and it can vibrate!

Kaguya thought to herself, her eyes focused, and she increased her spiritual power output. At the same moment, the pillow suddenly jumped up and hit her face directly.

Caught off guard, Kaguya's face was successfully "covered" by the pillow, and she felt that everything in front of her eyes was dark and she could not see anything.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After struggling hard, Kaguya finally threw the pillow off her face. She took a deep breath, her beautiful face full of confusion.

Soon, she reacted and looked around for the culprit, but after looking around, she still couldn't find any trace of him.

"Where are the others!"

Kaguya slammed the table next to her, her anger overflowing.

It's obvious, this is that bastard!

Sure enough, anyone who gets together with a dead turkey is not a good person!

"Call that idiot out now!"

"You're the idiot! Stupid Princess!"

Suddenly, an angry voice sounded from behind Meihong, followed by a little head popping out.

Originally, Kaguya was ready to take action.

But when she saw that childish little face, she was stunned and rubbed her eyes in disbelief. After she was sure that she was not seeing things, she felt sick all over.

No.

Is this the person the dead turkey is looking for?

Where did she kidnap this guy from? Why can't she kidnap anyone?

"Don't tell me that the relationship between you two is just as I guessed."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Old... didn't I tell you earlier! Bai Luo is just my friend, not the kind of relationship you think."

Mei Honggang habitually called herself "Laozi", but when she thought of Bai Luo still behind her, she immediately changed her words. At the same time, she carefully glanced at Bai Luo behind her, and when she saw that there was nothing unusual on the opposite side, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Not only Meihong, but even Kaguya breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, "It seems that this dead turkey hasn't been successfully caught yet."

Thinking of this, her black eyes sparkled with excitement. Kaguya took out a candy from her long sleeves and handed it to Bai Luo. Her beautiful face was as gentle as possible:

"Want some candy? There's something good in my sister's room. Do you want to come and see?"

Seeing Kaguya's appearance as if she was kidnapping a child, Bai Luo's face suddenly turned dark and he glared at Kaguya angrily.

"Who the hell do you think you are? You're still looking for good deals! You're kidding me! If I ask you later if it's a game, you'll say it's more exciting than a game!"

Kaguya also stood there in a daze, as if she didn't expect that Bai Luo would know such an old internet meme.

This situation made her even more excited about Bai Luo.

Such a cute little guy, and we are actually from the same field!

Doesn’t that mean that I’ll have an extra companion when playing games in the future?

As for those previous comments saying that Turkey’s partner was not very good, Kaguya could only say silently in her heart - it’s so nice.

Meihong listened to the conversation between the two. Although she was confused, she could still tell that Kaguya had bad intentions.

She protected Bai Luo from behind and stared at Kaguya: "Damn NEET! What do you want to do!"

"What do you want to do?"

Kaguya smiled, a hint of amusement in her eyes.

"Is that even a question? Of course I'll go back to my room and use it as a pillow to sleep!"

Without waiting for Meihong's response, she continued, "I didn't expect you, damn turkey, to be a younger person. But your taste is still good. Since you two are just friends, I won't be polite."

A red flame rose beside Meihong, gradually turning into pure white, and the space was distorted.

If Bai Luo hadn't been there, he would have probably fired a shot of Phoenix Fire at it, then rushed forward and actually pulled out the NEET girl's tongue.

Yagi Eirin watched for a long time, looking a little embarrassed.

Ever since her princess came into contact with a shikigami named Computer, her former elegant image is gone. She stays in her room all day long, behaving strangely, as if she has some kind of Chuunibyou syndrome.

Ignoring the furious Meihong, Kaguya continued to seduce Bai Luo: "You also like surfing the Internet and playing games, right? I'm a gaming expert. Stay by my side and I'll play games with you every day."

"What sister?! I told you not to treat me like a child! You idiot fake princess!"

"Ok?"

Kaguya paused, keenly aware that something was wrong.

Chapter 54 Kaguya: Treasure!

Second goods?

Fake princess?

Kaguya keenly captured these two key words.

The former was fine, but the latter, she had only heard from one person before. And considering that the other person also understood internet memes, it was obvious that he also went online...

Kaguya's eyes narrowed, and a bold guess arose in her mind.

She spoke quickly and impatiently, "Idiot, we had a one-on-one duel the day before yesterday, why did you break it? Are you scared?"

"I'm afraid of your grandma..."

Bai Luo retorted almost subconsciously, but when he realized something was wrong, he stopped immediately, but it was too late.

"Sure enough! You are Thomas Spiral Slime, right?"

Kaguya called out his screen name, excited.

"I'm not, don't mistake me. I usually play games, but my name is not Thomas Spiral Slime."

Shiro immediately denied it, but Kaguya clearly didn't believe it.

"Stop pretending. You're a monster, right? Slime is your species. For something like this, I just need to find out. You can't hide it."

When Fujiwara no Moekou heard the conversation between the two, her red eyes flashed with three parts of shock and seven parts of confusion.

Is Bai Luo the netizen that Kaguya usually talks about?

Is the world such a small place?

During this period, she had heard Kaguya talk about this matter a lot, saying that if they met in real life, she would give him a beating.

The same was true for Bayi Yonglin. A few days ago, her own princess begged her to help find someone.

What a coincidence, it turned out to be Bai Luo.

"So, what do you want to do?"

Seeing Kaguya's eyes that seemed to want to eat him, Bai Luo strategically took a few steps back, his golden eyes full of vigilance, ready to let the Great Sage take his place at any time.

He didn't forget what this fake princess had shouted on the Internet.

He glanced at Yagi Eirin standing beside him. If she chose to help, he would surprise Kaguya with a few punches and then teleport to the sunflower field immediately.

Kaguya pressed forward step by step, and Bai Luo also tensed his body, ready at all times, but the next moment, Kaguya's action made him stand still.

"Baby! I've been looking forward to the day we meet for so long! Even before we met, I was thinking you must be incredibly handsome and adorable. Now that I see you today, it's true!"

As Kaguya spoke, she walked forward naturally, took Bai Luo's hands, and stared at him intently.

The series of actions made Bai Luo unable to react for a moment, and he nodded blankly. Kaguya smiled, took advantage of the situation and pulled Bai Luo into her arms with her long sleeves.

"Since you have agreed, my dear, please come back to your room with me. I will take good care of you."

Bai Luo also came back to his senses at this time, and bursts of fragrance from the white lining penetrated into his nose.

He instantly vanished with a teleportation move, and reappeared three meters away. His face flushed red at a visible speed, and he waved his fist in shame and anger: "Fight back, you big-headed ghost! Stupid princess, do you have any shame?"

He's obviously so good at talking big online.