Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

After saying that, Shinnosuke walked towards Nanaka's discovery without any hesitation.

“See, this is the gap.”

Gintoki pointed at Shinnosuke and raised an eyebrow.

"He's a real man, a real man."

"Iori, learn and watch carefully. Only brave people can enjoy love."

Ashi and Aju also looked at Shinnosuke's back with a serious expression and spoke earnestly.

"Isn't this just a shameless pervert?!"

“He is indeed.” ×3

The three of them looked at Iori and said as if it was a matter of course.

"So why can you answer so naturally?!!"

Iori was breathing heavily and was too tired to complain. These guys in front of him were not normal people. Talking to them was more uncomfortable than drinking.

"Okay, okay, they are your cousins, right? The rest of the story only appears in TV dramas and short movies."

Ashi patted Iori's shoulder and comforted him.

"Yeah, do you still want to play some LL tricks on them? Although this is legal in Liben, aren't you afraid that your uncle will treat you as his father and rush out of this house?"

As Gintoki was talking, his expression suddenly became a little strange... It seems possible that this guy would do such a thing?

"Senior A Shou, call the police!!!"

"it is good!!!"

“Stop it! Who do you think I am, you white-haired bastard?! And where did you get your phone from, senior?!!”

Seeing that the two men did not hesitate at all, Iori shouted at them to stop them. If the police really came, the whole store would probably be closed down.

"Who is that? Of course, it's a perverted scumbag male college student who has inappropriate thoughts about his cousins, who only thinks with his genitals, and who likes to fantasize about scenes that are not suitable for children and naked sex."

After hearing what Iori said, Gintoki spoke without hesitation.

"Do you want me to hang you up and spank you?"

Iori's forehead was full of veins when he heard that, and he looked at the white-haired bastard in front of him with murderous intent.

"But, I really can't expect anything at home..."

Iori shook his head and sighed.

“The upcoming college life is what I should be looking forward to!!! I must meet a cute girl, get to know her, and then fall in love with her!!!”

"My college life must be pink!!! It must be the same perfect plot as in the TV series!!!"

Iori clenched his fists, his eyes were full of light, and his tone was full of hope.

"Ohhhh, it's on fire."

"Stop teasing us and keep drinking."

"Hahaha, a bastard like you always likes to have such unrealistic dreams. How could any girl be interested in a bastard like you?"

Hearing what the three said, the veins on Iori's forehead twitched non-stop...

"You guys are taking my goals as a joke, right?"

"Hahaha, how could that be~"

"You think too much~"

A Shi and A Shou waved their hands and said with a smile on their faces.

"You are already a joke to us, hahahaha~"

boom! ! !

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Iori directly used the Lightning Five Whips and kicked towards Gintoki's beeping!

However, Gintoki was prepared and dodged the attack by turning sideways!

"Asshole, what do you want to do?!"

Gintoki approached Iori with a ferocious look and said through gritted teeth.

"You were the one who wanted to die first, weren't you, bastard?!"

Iori pinched Gintoki's face in displeasure.

"Okay, okay, stop it."

"Hurry up and keep drinking."

Seeing that the two men were on the verge of a fight, A Shi and A Shou didn't waste any time and directly stuffed the wine bottles into their mouths.

Then each of them carried it back to the table.

At the counter, Shinnosuke was still tirelessly chatting with Nanaka.

"Sister Nanahua, can I set you as the lock screen in my mind?"

"Ok?"

……

Chapter 10: Is this a comedy?

In the evening, eight o'clock.

At this time, [Grand blue] finally quieted down. As for the reason... it was of course because the wine was finished.

"Why did you finish drinking it all of a sudden?"

"Forget it, let's clean up and find a place to continue. We can also have some snacks or something."

A Shi and A Shou stretched and said helplessly.

"But I have to work tomorrow and catch the train."

"I have to catch the last bus too."

"..."

Seeing that many people were going back, Iori and Shinnosuke turned around and prepared to run out the door.

Snapped!

Before the two of them took a few steps, they were pinned down by A Shi and A Shou, unable to move.

"Hey, hey, hey, Iori, where are you going? You don't have to catch the train. Don't you live right here?"

A Shou took the opportunity to lock Iori in his arms and said with narrowed eyes.

"No, no, no, tomorrow is my first day of school. I have an orientation in the auditorium at 9am. It would be bad to be late on the first day!!!"

Iori looked at A-shi and shouted in panic, "If I'm late on the first day, what will happen to my pink university life? ! !

"Don't worry, we'll take care of everything~"

"Make sure you get to the auditorium on time."

Ashi and Aju looked at Iori and patted their chests to assure him.

"Ah? Is that so..."

"Then why are you taking me with you?! I don't live here!!!"

Shinnosuke struggled desperately, trying to escape from the arms of his muscular brothers, but unfortunately their muscles couldn't even move.

"Since Iori is going to the auditorium tomorrow, you must go too, right? Bringing one is fine, bringing two is fine, are you being polite to us?"

"Let's go together!"

Ashi smiled and rubbed Shinnosuke's head, thinking he was being polite to him.

"No, no, no, you guys are overthinking it. I just simply don't want to drink anymore!"

Seeing that A Shi and A Shou had such a deep misunderstanding of him, he hurriedly explained.

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about?!"

"What kind of club do you think you are in? How dare you say something as outrageous as not wanting to drink?!"

After hearing what Shinnosuke said, Ashi and Aju immediately changed their expressions and yelled at Shinnosuke like evil spirits.

"Isn't this a diving club?! What the hell does this have to do with drinking, you bastard!!!"

Shinnosuke couldn't help but curse, and then said.

"Don't you think so, Xiaoyin...Xiaoyin?"

Shinnosuke called Gintoki's name, but got no response. Seeing this, Iori looked around and found that there was indeed no one with white hair among the people present!!!

"Wow! This bastard actually ran away!!!"

"This stinky shameless guy!!!"

Seeing that their 'good' brother who shared the same fate with them actually betrayed them, Shinnosuke and Iori were furious, and at the same time they were filled with regret... Why didn't they think of running away in the middle of drinking? ! !

"No, as Xiaoyin's good brother, I must find him back."

"I'm going too. The three of us are indestructible. Even if one of us is missing!!!"

Shinnosuke and Iori shouted and looked at each other. They saw sincerity in each other's eyes.

However, beneath that sincerity, there is a lot of insidiousness.

"Alright, alright, since Gintoki dared to skip the drinking, we'll just give him a few more bottles tomorrow."

"You guys come with us now and continue to rest, relax and drink!"

As old hands, how could A Shi and A Shou not see the purpose of the two men? They just wanted to take the opportunity to escape.

But we finally managed to recruit such interesting juniors, how could we let them go so easily?

"Hehe... rest? Thank goodness you're not in shock."

"Are you guys all animals? You've been drinking since this morning... it's been a whole day."

Knowing that they could not escape death, Shinnosuke and Iori completely gave up struggling. Whatever, just let them perish.

"What bullshit are you talking about? Go away."

"You are so young, what can't you drink?"

Shinnosuke and Iori looked at each other and smiled, it was a bitter smile that showed they had seen through everything, and then the two of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and walked towards the next level of hell.

But at this moment, they all had a common and clear goal in mind, which was... to kill that damn white-haired guy!!!

“Ha…Ha Qiu!!!”

Gintoki, who was walking on the street, suddenly sneezed and rubbed his nose in confusion.

"Strange, it's not cold at all? Who is talking about Gin-san?"

Gintoki murmured to himself, and then he understood.

That's right. Now that those two scumbags are here, no one will talk about me anymore. I guess those two bastards have already killed me hundreds of times in their hearts.

"But they must be very angry when they find out that Gin-san has run away, right?"

When he thought of the scene where they were the only ones being toyed with, Gintoki couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

But he drank too much today and now he feels dizzy when walking on the street, even though he was in good spirits in the store.

"Is there some strange magical power in that store? Or is there some ghost?!!"

"No, if it's a ghost, then Gin-san should be able to see it, right? Well, no, it's definitely not a ghost..."

"Maybe I've traveled through time to some R-rated college comedy show? After all, I've only been here for a day and I've been naked almost the entire time. Hahaha, just kidding~"

Gintoki smiled and waved his hand, eliminating the correct option first.

At this moment, Gintoki stepped on a 'small' stone, he tripped directly, and then rolled forward several times.

"It hurts..."

Gintoki touched his head and sat up from the ground. When he opened his eyes again, what he saw was a head of long chestnut hair and a pure and lovely girl standing in front of him.