Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Then he drew a pair of eyes and a pair of ears under himself, Gintoki and Iori. Together with the unspeakable strips, three elephant heads appeared in front of everyone.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

“What an image!!!”

A Shi and A Shou looked at the three people's beeping and couldn't help laughing.

But it's not over yet.

Shinnosuke and Gintoki were seen slowly bending their knees, bending over, and putting their hands on their hips.

The two's movements were very natural, as if they had formed muscle memory, and Iori saw this and quickly followed suit.

Then, Shinnosuke spoke...

"Elephant~elephant~why is your trunk so long~"

"My mom said that a long nose is beautiful~"

"Elephant~Elephant..."

Accompanied by this spiritual song, the three people who had struck poses also twisted their waists one after another.

Gintoki and Shinnosuke have been performing this elephant dance since they were young. Gintoki remembers it very clearly. It was Shinnosuke's grandfather who taught him this dance when he was in kindergarten and stayed overnight at Shinnosuke's house.

I felt speechless the first time I jumped, but I found the feeling the second time, and I couldn’t stop after the third time.

This elephant wind finally blew to the university.

"Ha ha ha ha--!!!"

"What is this? It's so talented!!!"

"These three guys are so funny. Should we dance this for the opening performance?"

“Good idea hahahaha!!!”

"..."

The sturdy men who fell to the ground watched the three people's magical dance on the table and took out their mobile phones to start recording the video. At the end, they couldn't help it and started dancing along.

A dozen muscular brothers, twisting their waists, shaking and beeping, this picture must be very challenging to one's psychological endurance.

"It seems like Iori gets along well with everyone~"

Nanahua, who was sitting at the counter, looked at them and smiled with relief.

Everyone drank and danced like this until the sky outside was dyed dark.

At this moment, not far outside the store, a young girl was walking towards the door.

The red-haired girl was walking on the road, her thoughts drifting away...

"Iori will be here today, right?"

"Even though we are cousins, living under the same roof with boys of the same age..."

"But it's been ten years already..."

Qiansha looked at the night sky and murmured softly, feeling inexplicably nervous.

Maybe it was because I really got along well with Iori in the past, and after not seeing him for many years, I felt a bit awkward.

Qiansha was struggling as she walked, wondering how to greet everyone later, and before she knew it, she had arrived at the store entrance.

"Huh? Why is it so noisy?"

Hearing the noisy sounds in the store, Qiansha couldn't help but feel confused, it was already seven o'clock in the evening.

Qiansha opened the door with doubt, and what came into view were a dozen fruit men dancing the elephant dance, and the three scum who were leading them.

"Elephant~elephant~"

In a moment, Qiansha accidentally walked into the base of some organization. The members of the organization were performing some evil ritual, and she would be killed soon if she disturbed them!

Qiansha looked at the group of perverted scum, the light in her eyes gradually disappeared, and the tension and expectation in her heart were also swept away.

"Ah, Chisa, you're back."

Nanaka said happily when she saw Chisa at the door.

“…Ah, I’m back.”

Chisa replied with a dark face.

Iori at the table also noticed Chisa at the door and happened to meet Chisa's disdainful gaze.

Iori's expression suddenly changed. He stopped what he was doing and walked towards her tremblingly.

“Ahem…Okay, long time no see, Chisa. We’ll be classmates from now on, so please…”

Iori patted Chisa's shoulder with a smile on his face and said very naturally...if it weren't for the beads of sweat gradually appearing on his face.

Snapped! ! !

Before Iori could finish his words, Chisa yanked his hand away harshly, then patted the shoulder that Iori had touched.

Then he thought about it and took off his sun protection jacket and handed it to Nanaka at the counter.

"Sister, this dress can only be thrown away."

Iori was also shocked when he heard Chisa's emotionless words, and then shouted to Chisa in panic.

"It's not dirty! I'm not as dirty as you think!!!"

Iori wanted to explain himself, but the only response he got was Chisa's trash-like look.

"I didn't expect that after ten years of not seeing you, you've become this kind of guy... Goodbye, trash."

"No, it's not like that, Chisa!!! I was forced!!!"

"Listen to my explanation!!!"

Iori yelled with a ferocious look on his face, but unfortunately Chisa still ran towards the room relentlessly.

"Oh, right, Iori, you and Chisa should know each other, after all, you and Nanaka are cousins."

"It's really luxurious. Not only can you live by the sea, but you can also live in the same place with your beautiful cousins. You must be so lucky with these conditions."

Ashi and Aju looked at Iori who was kneeling on the ground and shook their heads with emotion.

"But he seems to be disliked by his beautiful cousin. The look in her eyes just now was like she was looking at a piece of toilet paper that had been used to wipe shit~"

Gintoki looked at Iori and mocked him mercilessly.

“Aaaaaahhh, why, why is it like this…”

Iori kept beating Mother Earth, wailing in regret.

"Isn't this normal? After all, you are a pervert."

Gintoki looked at this guy who had no self-awareness and said speechlessly.

"No, I haven't given up hope yet. I still have Nanaka at home..."

Iori raised his head and looked towards the counter as he spoke, and then he saw Shinnosuke chatting up his cousin.

"Big sister, do you like green peppers~"

Shinnosuke asked shyly, rubbing his head.

"Eh? I quite like it."

"Really? I like it too. We are really destined to be together~"

Seeing this scene, Iori blushed completely. I was here first, bastard!!!

"Big sister, what are you doing now?"

"I'm helping the store calculate today's bill."

Nanaka looked at Shinnosuke and replied with a smile.

"Really? Then please help me settle the love account, baby~"

As soon as Shinnosuke finished speaking, a hand locked his neck!

"How about letting me help you with the calculation?"

Iori leaned close to Shinnosuke's ear with a ferocious look and spoke gloomily.

Feeling the huge force on his neck, Shinnosuke was also panicking... Damn, this suffocating feeling was like being entangled by a python!!!

……

Chapter 9 A Real Man

"Uh, uh..."

Shinnosuke was lying on the ground, holding his crotch in pain.

This bastard Iori focused on attacking the lower three routes. Shinnosuke didn't have time to dodge and was hit by a dragon claw hand, and the eggshell was almost crushed.

"You are really ruthless."

Gintoki looked at Iori who had just washed his hands and said calmly.

As for Shinnosuke... come on, aren't brothers and close friends meant to be played with? What's more, this guy didn't even save me today.

He said he would help call the police for help, but if he really did go and say it, he would probably get sent to jail himself.

"Humph, whoever dares to touch my last warmth and expectation in this family, I will kill him!"

Iori shook off a curl of hair that was stained on his hand and said viciously.

However, A Shi and A Shou shook their heads helplessly at his unrealistic fantasy.

The two walked up behind Iori and patted his shoulders.

"Iori, I think it's better for you to give up on this matter."

"Yeah, there's absolutely no way Nanahua would like you."

Hearing what the two said, Iori turned around with an unhappy look on his face.

"What do you two bastards mean, you wanna fight?"

"No, it's just Nanaha..."

"Although she thinks she has hidden it well, in fact, everyone knows it except herself..."

As they spoke, they pointed in the direction of the counter.

The three of them turned their heads and saw Nanaka looking around. After confirming that there was no one around, she quietly took out Chisa's sun-protection jacket.

Then he buried his face in it and took a deep breath!!!

Then he showed an expression of great enjoyment...

"She is a super-strong sister-con."

"This is ridiculous! What on earth has she been through in the past ten years?!"

Iori knelt on the ground in disbelief, holding his head in his hands, puzzled... When he left, Nanaka still had a normal sisterly relationship with Chisa, right? ! !

"My last consolation..."

When he thought about his future life here, a life where he could only look but not eat, he felt sad.

"Why are you crying? Even if she's not a sister complex, you wouldn't have a chance, okay? And Gin-san, don't blame you for giving up just because of this little difficulty. Your level is really too low."

Gintoki stepped on Iori's butt and shook his head with disdain.

"What did you say, you bastard?!!"

"What can I do in this situation?!"

Iori pushed back and directly pushed Gintoki's feet away, then said in an unpleasant tone.

Most of his pain today was caused by this white-haired guy, this thing on the ground, and this group of perverts. In just one day, his image was completely destroyed!!!

"Humph, you little piece of trash, what do you mean by sister control? I just have some unique hobbies. If you can't even accept that, what bullshit are you talking about?"

Shinnosuke trembled as he got up from the ground, his eyes filled with determination.

"Manliness is the sweat of sweat. If you want to pursue a beautiful big sister, you have to sweat and make efforts. This is what a real man does!!!"