Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Gintoki said this and took the strawberry milk he bought to Hijikata Jushiro.

"Open the bottle cap? What kind of bottle cap can break open the thick skin of his dermatitis? Hey, this strawberry milk tastes much better than ordinary milk."

Hijikata didn't notice at all how filthy the strawberry milk in his hand was. He put it directly to his mouth and drank it, full of praise.

"Xiao Xin's tip: He opened a bottle of strawberry milk."

Shinnosuke kindly reminded Hijikata from the side.

"Oh, strawberry milk..."

After hearing Gintoki's answer, Hijikata immediately realized that something was wrong. What was he drinking? Strawberry milk, right?

Then, the one who opened the lid with Captain Gorilla Dermatitis is not...

"Asshole, I'm going to kill you!!!"

Hijikata was furious after realizing how disgusting the stuff he drank was. He picked up a stone lion and was about to smash it on Gintoki's head!!!

"Calm down, Mr. Hijikata. If it goes down, you can eat the government's food, but I will lose my job."

Upon seeing this, Sougo stepped forward and restrained Hijikata's body, saying expressionlessly.

"Who cares about you? Let me go. I must kill this bastard!!!"

"I've already cleaned the bottle, so don't be so willful. By the way, remember to return one bottle to me later, or I'll file a complaint against you at the police station."

Gintoki looked at Hijikata and said helplessly, as if he was trying to persuade a child who had eaten snacks he didn't like.

"Fuck you! You bastard made me drink something so disgusting and you dare to complain to me?!"

Hijikata shouted as he glared at Gintoki.

“The taste hasn’t changed, has it?”

"That's not the point, asshole!!!"

Hijikata was also very angry when he saw Gintoki's stinky face, as if it had nothing to do with him. However, he didn't want to make too much trouble in the bathhouse. After all, there were other people there... Although the so-called other people were scum who colluded with Gintoki.

"But... why is there a stone lion in the bathhouse? Shouldn't this thing be placed at the entrance of the store?"

Shinnosuke looked at the stone lion on the ground and complained in confusion.

"Forget it. I don't want to argue with you anymore. I have no idea how to go back now. Let's just live our own lives."

Hijikata waved his hand and said helplessly.

"Mr. Kondo has been trying to find a way to go back home. After all, he has a wife waiting for him at home. To this end, he used all the public toilets in the surrounding area, both men's and women's."

Sougo looked at Kondo lying on the ground and said helplessly.

"Oh, but since the restroom in the Yorozuya is a time machine, the chances of Ami and the others coming here should be pretty high. However, where they will be after they come is a question."

Gintoki touched his chin and said, after all, he just happened to come to Izu to study and met these three guys.

"But... there's no point in thinking too much now, just take a bath in peace first."

As Gintoki said this, he stood up and walked towards the bathhouse. Shinnosuke followed him. There were many types of bathhouses in this bathhouse, but Gintoki's favorite was the kind that was a little hot but not too hot, which was the best for relieving fatigue.

"That's true. At least there are no sky-breakers in this place."

"Even scumbags like Hijikata-san are rare."

"Respect your elders, you bastard."

"Mr. Hijikata only arrived a few minutes earlier than me."

The two of them walked towards Gintoki while arguing. The originally bustling shower area was now left with only the discordant stone lions and Kondo, whose life or death was uncertain. The original gushing out was now just a trickle.

A warm bathhouse, cold people’s hearts, discordant lions, and a withered fountain—Mogami River.

……

62

Chapter 62: That’s G and H.

The three of them walked towards the bathhouse, only to find Iori and Kohei standing at the foot of the bathhouse wall, talking about something with serious faces.

"Hey, what are you two doing instead of taking a bath?"

"Where are the seniors?"

Gintoki and Shinnosuke walked up to the two and asked in confusion.

"Ah, you guys are finally here, you're so slow."

"They went to the sauna."

"Hmm? These two are..."

After Iori and Kohei greeted each other, they looked at Hijikata and Souji and asked curiously.

"Ah, these two are just two scumbags like you."

Gintoki said calmly, waving his hand.

"I see... Asshole, what do you mean?!"

"You are the worst scumbag among all of us, you bastard!"

Iori and Kohei pointed at Gintoki and shouted in displeasure.

Hijikata and Sougo behind Gintoki were indeed looking at Iori with confusion, and then looked at Gintoki and Shinnosuke... These three guys looked very familiar.

I remember the Yorozuya said that he is now a student at Izu University. The last time they went to Izu University was because...

"Damn it, you guys are the perverted exhibitionists on the first day of school at Izu University!!!"

The memory of that day gradually emerged in Hijikata's mind. The three half-naked figures matched the three guys in front of him. He almost didn't recognize these guys because they were not wearing underwear!

"What?! How did you know?!"

Iori looked at the two of them and said in shock.

Shinnosuke, who was standing aside, suddenly remembered that Gintoki had said that these two guys were cops, right?

"You two bastards are the bastard police officers who chased us that day!!!"

Shinnosuke looked at the two of them with horror, and his words reminded Gintoki of the two lunatics who had chased him and Shinnosuke on motorcycles that day.

"No wonder Gin-san had a familiar feeling that day. It turns out those two idiots on the motorcycle who were about to hit Gin-san were you two bastards!"

Gintoki also pointed at the two of them and cursed.

"No wonder I felt that pervert was so difficult to deal with that day, it turned out to be you!"

"Now that we've caught you, just surrender!"

As they spoke, they pulled out a pistol from under the bath towel covering the beeping!

"Fuck, we can talk it over."

"No need to pull out a gun, right?"

Iori and Shinnosuke looked at Hijikata and Sougo and shouted in fear.

"Just capture them and reform them. There's no need to kill them!"

Seeing this, Gengping hurriedly explained.

"Kohei, you bastard!"

"I didn't expect you to say that. I thought you would be very happy. We wronged you!"

Iori and Shinnosuke said this, feeling very moved.

"After we capture them, there should be many ways to make them suffer a fate worse than death, right?!"

Kohei looked at the two men holding guns and said very seriously.

BANG!!! ×3.

As soon as Kohei finished speaking, Gintoki and the other two punched him in the face, sending him flying backwards and directly into the hottest bath!

"It's so hot!"

"Asshole, you were partly responsible for why I was chased by them that day, don't forget it!"

Iori looked at Kouhei, whose whole body was burned red, and roared ferociously.

"If we want to eat peanuts, we must take you with us, you guy!"

Shinnosuke ran over and pinned Kohei to the ground, with an evil smile on his face.

"But, damn, you are a bunch of scum."

"You have no right to say such things!"

After Gintoki cursed Kohei, he looked at Hijikata and Sougo who were holding guns. He concluded that based on their past friendship, they would not shoot... right?

"No, where did you two ordinary patrolmen get the guns?"

Gintoki suddenly realized that the two guys in front of him were just small-time patrol officers.

"So all we have in our hands is a lighter to light our cigarettes."

Hijikata said as he took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Even though we can't shoot you, if we catch you running naked, we will also get a reward."

"So how about you just cooperate with us and we'll give you half of the prize money?"

Hijikata and Sougo looked at the three of them and raised their eyebrows.

However, Gintoki knew them too well. Even if they said so, they would definitely not be able to pay a single coin when the time came. Moreover, it would be a huge loss if they left a record on the case for a long time.

"Don't say that. If you just let us go, we'll show you something good~"

Iori also came close to the two of them at this time, and said in a flattering manner, while also raising his eyebrows towards Gintoki and Shinnosuke implicitly~

Shinnosuke immediately understood what was going on, and took out the phone that Kohei had hidden in his butt, turned on the recording, and started recording the video with his own phone.

"Oh? What good stuff?"

After hearing what Iori said, Hijikata also became interested.

"That's the one."

Iori said, pointing to the wall between the men's and women's baths, which was why they were standing there just now.

This wall is very high, but it is not completely closed at the top, so the two bathhouses are connected. Many bathhouses no longer have this design, so it seems like it was done this way on purpose.

"You actually want to spy in front of the police?"

"You even want to instigate the police to spy together?"

Hijikata and Sougo looked at Iori strangely. These guys were worthy of being the ones hanging out with Gintoki. They were indeed not normal people.

"Don't be ridiculous. There's no way we would do something like this with you."

"After you finish your shower, follow me back to the police station and you'll become my bonus."

The two of them said this with disdain, and then prepared to go out early and block the door outside, letting Gintoki and the others finish their bath, still thinking of their past life's friendship.

"Oh? Are you sure?"

"There is a G and an H next door~"

Gintoki looked at the backs of the two people as they were about to leave and said nonchalantly, then watched them stop and the corners of Gintoki's mouth curled up.

“Police officers sometimes have to go among the people.”

"We need to be considerate of the people."

Hijikata and Sougo coughed and said with a serious look.

The three scumbags also smiled with a look of success. They didn't even think of letting these two bastards look at the girls in their club. They would ask them for help later and throw them away after they were done. If they dared to oppose, they would die together!

When they were caught, they were just given a lecture and jailed for a few days at most. If any of their recordings or videos were released, they would lose their jobs.

Under normal circumstances, when everyone is naked, they would not feel comfortable peeping, after all, there is a difference between boys being naked and girls being naked.

But when they came, Tong Hou Qiansha said that she seemed to be afraid that they, the perverts, would peek at her, so she wore a swimsuit to take a bath. Only Senior Sister Zi didn't want to wear it. She even told them that she wouldn't be angry if they peeped at her.

Which man can remain calm after hearing such words from G?