Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Glass looked at the three people standing at the door and reminded them.

"Oh yeah, let's go in quickly."

The four of them walked in together. There was only an old lady sitting at the front desk. There was a men's bath on one side and a women's bath on the other. This design was quite good. No weird guy would sneak into the Golden Bath that didn't belong to him.

As soon as they entered, Shinnosuke was still looking at the prices, while Gintoki went straight to the men's locker room, and Gabriel even pulled Nozomi directly to the women's bath without any hesitation.

Shinnosuke was left alone with a blank look on his face...

"One thousand six hundred yen for four people."

The old woman looked at Shinnosuke and stretched out her hand.

"Damn it, I got tricked by these two guys!"

After Shinnosuke reacted, he said angrily, but he still had to pay... But after looking at the entrance to the women's bath, Shinnosuke turned and said to the old woman.

"There was an elementary school student just now. Elementary school students should pay half the price, right?"

"...1,400 yen in total."

In this way, Shinnosuke successfully saved the money for a glass of milk.

When Shinnosuke walked into the dressing room, Gintoki had already taken off all his clothes, and when he saw Shinnosuke coming over, he ran straight into the bathhouse!!!

"Stop right there you bastard!!!"

Shinnosuke was shouting from behind, but how could Gintoki stop? He was happy that he had saved 400 yen. He just bought a bottle of strawberry-flavored milk to drink while taking a bath.

Because strawberry milk costs 300 yen, which is 100 yen more expensive than regular milk, and I only brought four 100-yen coins with me, there was no way I could pretend to be an elementary school student and spend 200 yen to sneak in.

In this case, of course I have to pit my brother~

When I walked into the bathhouse, I didn’t see O Jinjin as written on the bathhouse sign, but I saw something even more terrifying than that!!!

"Oops, the soap fell." ×5

Iori, Kohei, Aotoshi and Aju, these four guys, turned their backs to you and bent down at the same time to pick up the soap on the ground, and their dermatitis was also pulled apart because of your behavior of bending over and sticking out your buttocks.

Didn’t you see O Jinjin, but saw the chrysanthemums blooming?

"Isn't this even more disgusting than O Jin Jin, you bastard? ! ! Why did all your soaps fall to the ground at the same time, you bastard? ! ! "

Gintoki wiped away the tears of blood from his eyes, and yelled at the four perverted scum in front of him, and then he was ready to rush forward and kick them in the ass!!!

However, the next second...

puff!

Gintoki's forward momentum was blocked by something, and he felt as if he had accidentally poked something... Come to think of it, didn't five people drop their soap just now?

So, there is another person pouting... Gin-san? No, that shouldn't be possible. Little Gin-san shouldn't have raised her head, right? There is no beautiful naked big sister here who can make little Gin-san raise her head, only a group of men with dermatitis.

Right, you can’t possibly get up, right…Gin-san!!!

At this time, Yin Sang was already sweating profusely before he even entered the sauna room. He was covered in cold sweat. Because he was too frightened, he could no longer feel the presence of little Yin Sang...

Gintoki slowly lowered his head and saw that little Gin-san was still obediently covered by the bath towel. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It seemed that the situation was okay... What the hell? ! !

Why did my strawberry milk get into the dermatitis of this gorilla-looking guy? ! ! You just bent over and stuck your butt out, why did it get in like that, asshole? ! !

Gintoki took a step back and pulled out the strawberry milk, along with the red liquid that makes up 8% of the human body.

Blood is gushing out of the gorilla’s dermatitis!!! It’s even gushing onto Gin-san’s beep!!! So disgusting!!!

Gintoki looked at the guy lying on the ground, his dermatitis was constantly spurting blood, like a human red fountain that was a must-have in the home.

This made Gintoki wonder...did he puncture someone's hemorrhoids and make her die of pain? ! !

"Hey, Xiaoyin, give me the money..."

Just when Shinnosuke was about to ask Gintoki to pay back the money, he saw a scene that made him unbelievable... Gintoki was standing there in a daze, there was a pool of red blood on the bath towel, and on the ground in front of him, a man's dermatitis was bleeding.

Shinnosuke watched this scene with a heavy heart, and then he could only walk silently behind Gintoki, wanting to pat him, but he didn't dare to reach out his hand...

"You've fallen, Silver."

“It was all an accident.”

Gintoki didn't know how to explain it now. No matter how he explained it, it would be too pale. He just silently handed the strawberry milk stained with red in his hand to Shinnosuke.

Shinnosuke looked at the half-red bottle of strawberry milk, glanced at the dermatitis of the guy on the ground, and then looked at Gintoki's beeping... he was confused.

What on earth had Gintoki done in the few minutes since he arrived? The milk in the bottle couldn't be... Feeling the somewhat warm bottle, Shinnosuke took a deep breath and silently returned the bottle to Gintoki.

Don’t understand, but respect.

"No matter what, you are my good brother."

Shinnosuke stood behind Gintoki and said seriously.

"I know you must have misunderstood, but I am too lazy to explain too much now. You just need to know that the blood on the bath towel was splashed by him, and it was this bottle of strawberry milk that stabbed his dermatitis."

Gintoki said with a gloomy face and without emotion.

"Eh? Just milk?"

Shinnosuke said this, and there was an inexplicable disappointment in his tone?

"It's all just a damn coincidence."

Gintoki said through gritted teeth.

"I believe it, but...what should we do with this guy on the ground? We can't let him keep bleeding, or he'll die from excessive blood loss, right?"

Shinnosuke said, pointing at the man on the ground.

"What? A man with a wounded butt? This is just a red fountain in every bathhouse. Let's just pretend we didn't see it and walk away. Hahahaha——"

Gintoki pinched his nose and said with a wandering look.

"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaoyin, your nostrils are gushing blood. You've turned into a red fountain too."

Looking at the panicking Gintoki, Shinnosuke said speechlessly.

At this time, two figures were walking towards them.

……

The author ran out of time after writing the main text, so I have a short essay to write today.

But the shameless perverted author is still here~

Testimonials

Oh my, the perverted author has been writing for a month, but he didn’t expect that it would be put on the shelves tomorrow.

Since this is my first time writing a book on Maozhan, I am still a little excited.

This book doesn't actually have too many plans and rules. To be honest, it's just the kind of perverted abstraction that the author likes. At the same time, the author also likes to write his favorite characters into it, even if it's just an occasional guest appearance, the main purpose is to have fun.

During this period, the author has also worked as a swimming pool manager, a beggar, a hotel receptionist and a hotel sleep tester, and has had various love-hate stories with readers~

The author is very grateful to the handsome and perverted readers who have accompanied the author here.

The author will also add and modify the plots in the future based on the original work. Of course, many names are indispensable, such as Xiabi Chong Chicken, Tennis Tournament, Birdie Vodka, Residual Friends, and the women's social that I want to write~

Keep on laughing and having fun!!!

Because the author's current collection is less than 2,000, so I still hope to get the subscription support from handsome readers, and of course the votes that the cute and perverted author has been asking for!!!

There is also the issue of the heroine. I currently want to write about Gabriel. If there is no harem in the ending, I will start an if plot. If there is a harem, I won’t say that there are too many details, otherwise it will be too weird, and it will be very abrupt if the author doesn’t handle it well.

Finally, the author just wants to say... Let's make a first order, Qiuli Paste!!!

That’s all. Thank you for your support~

Chapter 61: Open the lid and get a prize!

"Captain Kondo, why are you so slow..."

"The bath water is cold."

A black-haired man with dead fish eyes and a brown-haired man with big eyes came over. After seeing the man with dermatitis on the ground bleeding and the blood on the towel that Gintoki covered the beep with...

"Asshole! What did you do to our captain?!"

"You actually dared to attack a police officer. It seems that you are ready to go to the police station for tea."

When the black-haired man and the brown-haired man saw this scene, they immediately looked at Gintoki with serious expressions, but when the three of them looked at each other, they were stunned.

"From the Yorozuya?!"

"Mayonnaise Alien?!!"

Hijikata Toshiro and Gintoki also shouted in shock after recognizing each other!!!

"Why are you here?!!"

Gintoki shouted, pointing at the two of them.

"That's what I want to ask, right? You guy!!!"

Hijikata Jushiro looked at Gintoki and shouted in disbelief.

They were surprised and excited to see acquaintances from their original world here. After calming down for a while, they sat in the shower area nearby, washing their bodies while talking about their own situations.

"But why do you look older than Gin-san now? When did you get here?"

Gintoki poured a basin of water on himself, then looked at Hijikata Jushiro and Okita Sougo and asked.

"That day, the three of us went to the Yorozuya to ask you to borrow the toilet. Since you were not there, we just used it. As a result, the toilet sucked us in directly, and when we woke up, we appeared in this place."

Hijikata Jushiro wiped his face and said helplessly.

"And those two idiots didn't come to save me when they heard my cries for help, and then they died one by one."

Hijikata Jushiro pointed at Okita Sougo and cursed him speechlessly.

"Who told Mr. Hijikata to keep shouting things like 'the toilet is glowing' and 'I'm going to be swallowed by the toilet'? And then when I opened the door you disappeared. I knew you skipped work, right?"

Okita Sougo looked at Hijikata Jushiro and said speechlessly.

"That's hard to refute."

Gintoki nodded upon hearing this.

"What about you from the Yorozuya?"

Hijikata Jushiro washed the curly hair on his crotch and asked Gintoki.

"Ah, it was washed away when I flushed my shit after a hangover."

"I see. Looking at you this way, boss, you are like being born from dermatitis, right?"

Okita Sougo looked at Gintoki and nodded.

"Are you looking for death, you bastard whose amniotic fluid is urine?"

Gintoki wiped his curly hair and said unhappily.

"Excuse me, I don't understand your weird talk about old times, but are you sure you don't want to bother with that person over there?"

Shinnosuke stood aside and interrupted the conversation of the three people. Then he pointed at Kondo the orangutan whose blood was spraying less and less and said... He should be dead when the blood stops spraying, right?

"It's okay, it's okay. Now that we've confirmed that this guy is a gorilla, there's no need to worry."

Gintoki gently tickled his nose and said nonchalantly.

"what?"

Hearing this, Shinnosuke scratched his head in confusion. Is this guy on the ground some kind of modern ape?

"But what on earth did you do to our captain, you bastard."

Hijikata Jushiro looked at Gintoki and asked in confusion.

"Nothing, just using his butt to open a bottle cap... Here, I'll treat you to some strawberry milk."