Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

What? You ask why I don't call him dad? It's obvious that my white hair and fair skin can't be produced by my eldest brother's dark skin, okay?

In order to prevent the gossipy old ladies from using a welding machine to weld a non-existent green hat on the boss's head, Gin-sang feels that the title of boss is extremely necessary.

Do you understand? This is the wisdom of reliable adults, and the so-called rebellious period of teenagers is just a deception.

But he was not alone during these years, he also had a close spiritual friend - Nohara Shinnosuke.

Gintoki discovered the difference between this kid and others when he was five years old. He knew that at such a young age, he had the heart of a creepy old man just like himself.

With his cute and harmless appearance, the outward expression of the wretched uncle's inner self is somewhat cute.

Of course, this is not the most important reason why Gin-sang is willing to be his brother. What’s more important is... he has a kind heart from beginning to end.

The college entrance examination is now over, and after the summer vacation, I will usher in the university life I have always dreamed of.

Unlike high school girls, college girls no longer wear the same old uniforms. They are free and open, and will catch the eyes of many people.

In order to have a better experience, I also chose a university by the sea, located on a famous small island in eastern Japan - Izu University.

Although there are better universities near the sea, but Gintoki just wants to say one thing... Let Gin-san take the exam, don't you feel guilty, you bastard? ! !

However, what made Gintoki happy was that his spiritual friend Shinnosuke also did not perform well in the exam and was admitted to the same school as him.

"Sometimes friendship is like this, something so illusory that it always binds our two equally wretched hearts together."

Sitting on the swing in the park, eating Shinnosuke's chocolate cookies and looking at the blue sky, Gintoki couldn't help but sigh.

"How disgusting! I don't want to be tied up with a decadent young man with dead fish eyes. Only a pretty older sister can be tied up with me!"

Shinnosuke looked at Gintoki, crossed his arms over his chest and said with disgust.

"You really don't understand at all. This is all about the bond between middle school students."

"Xiaoyin, you've just watched too much Jump. If you have time, you can also watch more Action Man."

Shinnosuke spread his hands and said helplessly.

"What's so good about those special effects programs that deceive children? It's better to watch more "Golden Soul". This is a good story that contemporary young people, middle-aged people and the elderly should watch."

As Gintoki spoke, he took out the first volume of "Golden Soul", which he had read countless times, and spoke seriously.

"That's right. The protagonist in the story is just like you, Xiaoyin. He's a decadent curly-haired guy."

"Hey, hey, hey, it's fine if you say I'm decadent, but what's wrong with your curly hair? Do you think I don't want to ask for help from this curly hair? But it's natural, asshole!"

"Just like your wretched uncle's personality, it has been the same since childhood. It is a fact that cannot be changed, asshole!"

Seeing that Shinnosuke dared to poke his soft spot, Gintoki spoke mercilessly.

"I can't hear you. I can't hear you~"

Shinnosuke covered his ears with his hands and looked so mean, Gintoki couldn't help but spit out a # sign on his forehead.

This kid is more difficult to deal with than Shinbashi and Kagura.

But forget it.

It would be nice to go to school with this guy again.

If I hadn't had Shin-chan to chat, eat desserts, read pornographic books, and watch action movies with me over the years... I guess my life would have been a lot less fun.

After all, most of the resources were obtained by that guy, and I couldn’t find a good website after searching for a long time.

Gintoki swung the swing, swung himself into the air, then bent his knees and landed steadily on the ground.

"Remember to go together on the first day of school. Don't forget."

Gintoki raised his hand and waved, speaking to Shinnosuke behind him.

"Xiaoyin, wait."

"Time waits for no one, Magical Girl Lalako is about to start airing."

"Really? My mom originally told you to come to my house for dinner."

Shinnosuke looked at Gintoki and scratched his face and said.

Gintoki, who originally thought he was walking very handsomely, suddenly stopped. Shin-chan's mother is Misae.

Every time I would make a plate of delicious pancakes for Gintoki, the kind with lots of honey!!!

Gintoki slowly retreated and performed the spacewalk that even Michael Jackson could not match.

"Just let time wait a little longer. I have already set the recording time."

……

Chapter 3: Freshmen endanger society

In April, the sky in Izu is extremely blue.

Unlike other areas in Japan, the temperature here in April is high enough to wear short sleeves, but it’s not too hot.

“The air is really fresh.”

Gintoki, who had just walked out of the airport, took a deep breath and looked a little lazy.

Since the airport is also close to the sea, you can feel the sea breeze outside the airport. The salty sea breeze blows on your face, and the uncle always wants to take a nap in this weather.

"Xiaoyin always acts like an old uncle. As a young person, you should be full of energy and vitality!"

Shinnosuke looked at Gintoki beside him and said speechlessly.

"What you said makes some sense, for example..."

As Gintoki was speaking, his eyes were attracted by the white thighs on the roadside. Shinnosuke was not to be outdone and recorded these beautiful scenes in his brain memory.

They never watch these things for any obscene purpose, but just to make themselves feel good and healthy.

After watching outside the airport for a long time, the sun finally reached their heads.

The two men, with sweat on their foreheads, breathed a sigh of relief and then took a taxi to the apartment they had contacted in advance.

Since the rented apartment was a relatively cheap one and there weren't that many empty rooms, Gintoki and Shinnosuke could only become neighbors living on the upper and lower floors.

Gintoki didn't bring anything here, and he only had a few pieces of clothes from beginning to end. Even Aunt Misae gave him a set of scrambled eggs and tomatoes. That day, she dragged him and Shin-chan to take pictures for most of the day.

But to be honest, this scrambled egg and tomato suit is quite comfortable to wear, but the pants easily attract bees, and Xiao Xiaoyin almost got stung by one last time.

Gintoki couldn't even imagine that level of pain.

Gintoki walked into the rental house. Since he had discussed it with the landlord in advance, the room had been cleaned in advance and even the mattress was prepared.

"This kind of room that you can move into with just your luggage is too intimate for a lazy uncle~"

Gintoki piled his luggage into the room, opened the closet, and piled his clothes inside, and that was it.

"Hey, Shin-chan, are you done cleaning up? Let's go have some dessert."

Gintoki asked Shinnosuke while lying on the futon.

"Are you a super boy? Go play somewhere else. I still need to show off my Ultraman and Gundam."

"Hey, I..."

Seeing that Shinnosuke dared to slander him, Gintoki wanted to curse him, but before he could open his mouth, Shinnosuke hung up the phone.

"You bastard, you actually dared to say the word that should never be said to a man. Even Gin-san will not forgive you easily!"

After saying that, Gintoki didn't care about anything else and went out directly.

Before he came, he had already found a famous dessert shop here on the Internet, which sells sea salt parfait only available in this area!!!

It has a salty and sweet taste, which makes Yinsang, who loves sweets, very much looking forward to it.

After leaving the rental house, you will reach the beach in just a few steps.

The sea surface moved slightly, sparkling, the beach turned golden under the sunshine, and wave after wave of waves brought gusts of salty breeze.

In this situation, even the uncle felt much better.

I've been there before with those two little kids. It would have been fun to see such a beautiful sea...if Madao and the sea monster weren't there.

"Ahhhh-"

Gintoki was walking along the seaside road and was still enjoying the breath of the sea when suddenly a shout came from behind him.

"What's the commotion? Don't you know that Gin-san is enjoying his leisurely and lonely time as an uncle?"

Gintoki spoke in dissatisfaction, then turned his head and looked back.

At this moment, a figure suddenly rushed past him, so fast that he could only see the afterimage.

However, the two figures that followed made his heart beat faster... well, it started beating like crazy!!!

Without any warning, they just appeared.

Without any hesitation, Gintoki turned around and started running! ! !

"Ahhh, help!!!"

Gintoki was running and shouting. Anyone who saw two muscular brothers running towards him with ferocious faces would choose to run away without hesitation, right? ! !

More importantly, why don't they have any clothes on? ! !

"Help, Uncle JC, there's a pervert, there's a pervert here!!! It's swinging, the thing in front of them is swinging!"

Gintoki turned his head and saw the two men swinging the Large Cannon, and his expression became extremely frightened.

Even his escape speed increased a lot, and he soon caught up with Iori in front of him.

"Stop, freshman—"

"Catch the freshman—"

The naked man behind them was shouting with a ferocious face, as if he wanted to eat the two of them alive.

"Why? Gin-san just wants to go to school happily. Are freshmen some kind of creature that will harm society?!!"

"Eh? So you're also a freshman at Izu University? I'm Kitahara Iori, and I'm also a freshman at Izu University."

Hearing Gintoki's complaints, Iori, who was also running wildly at the side, said with a look of surprise.

“Is it time to introduce ourselves now?! There are evil spirits behind us, evil spirits that may destroy your flowers!!!”

Seeing that this idiot Iori was actually introducing himself to him, Gintoki shouted with an expression on his face.

The burly man behind the two of them was also somewhat puzzled when he saw Gintoki's figure...

"Why is there one more person?"

"Whatever, take them back together. They are still talking. Maybe they are new students too~"

As they spoke, their eyes flashed red and the corners of their mouths kept rising, making their smiles even more hideous and terrifying.

"Stop right there, there are two freshmen in front of you!"

"Just let us take it back!!!"

Seeing Gintoki's unexpected surprise, the two of them rushed even more fiercely.

"Why? Gin-san is just an innocent passerby. He needs to be protected just like the public facilities on the roadside. He will not harm society!!!"

"Wait, freshmen, why on earth are you running?!"

Seeing them running farther and farther away, one of the strong men, Ashi, shouted to Iori and Gintoki in front of him in confusion.

"Anyone would run away, okay?!!"

"Can't you have a little self-awareness?!"

Seeing that Ah Shi still looked innocent, the two men also shouted fiercely.

"I understand. So you are shy boys who are not good at socializing!"

Another sturdy man, A Shou, heard what the two said, and said to Gintoki and Iori with a look of understanding and a very proud look on his face.

"Are you feeling proud of yourself?!!"

"Just take a good look at your current appearance!!!"

Gintoki and Iori are almost having a cerebral hemorrhage from the two bastards behind them. Their brain structures are totally different from those of normal people!!!

"It doesn't matter, these are just small things!!!"

Seeing that Gintoki and Iori were still complaining, Ashi yelled with a serious face, with veins bulging on his forehead.