Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen! Xinxin Man

[Abstract + funny + golden soul + flammable oolong tea + flammable boiled water]

Report report!!! This is Sakata Gintoki!!!

I don't know how, but I found a real time machine...

It was that damn toilet!!!

Just like that, Baby Yinsang's account was logged in remotely.

He was adopted by the boss since he was a child and joined the Futaba Gang.

Make lifelong friends, the body of a five-year-old and the heart of a forty-year-old man.

During college, I encountered unimaginable scumbags... It was so exciting!!!

Come, different from Golden Soul, a life full of laughter and healing!!!

A certain complaining actor: Put on your clothes!!!

Glass: It’s great to be able to be friends with everyone!

Gabriel: Boss Gintoki, if you don’t have a bowl of original naan… ugh!

Chika: Is this club serious? It's obviously not serious, right?!

Little Evil God: How about playing a game of steel balls? You pay!

(There will also be guest appearances by characters such as Arima Kousei, Miyazono Kaoru, and Shizukae)

Chapter 1: The Real Time Machine

Hi, this is Gin-san.

That’s right, it’s the handsome uncle with curly hair that you often see in “Golden Soul”.

Why is it called Gin-san when it's called "Gold Soul"? Of course, it's to satisfy our respected copyright owner, you bastard!

But now I am no longer the boss of Yorozuya, Gintoki Sakata. I am a rare handsome white-haired student.

Of course, it would be even better if this damn curly hair could become straight, provided that I can't turn into a woman.

You ask me why the span is so big?

The cause of the incident has to start from that morning...

Because Gintoki drank uncontrollably that night, the muscular sac that stores urine swelled up after taking in water. Combined with the rhythmic contraction of the sphincter, Gintoki's excretory system staged a rock concert.

Lying in bed, Gintoki spent a long time deciding between the bed in the air-conditioned room and the stuffy toilet. In the end, he endured the scorching heat and ran to the station to do something important.

After clearing the pipes on both sides, Gintoki pressed the flush handle with satisfaction.

Gintoki, who was sitting on the toilet, had no intention of getting up. He enjoyed the cool breeze coming up from the toilet when it flushed. It would have been even better if there weren't occasional drops of water sticking to his butt.

But it doesn't matter.

It's just that this morning Gintoki felt that the suction force of the toilet was stronger than usual when it flushed. This feeling...

“It feels so good~”

But the strange thing is that the suction of the toilet is still getting stronger and stronger, to the point where Yinxiang can't even get up!!!

"Hey, hey, hey, Gin-san, I've fed you everything I could, Vinci! We toilets can't be so greedy, I really don't have a single drop left!!!"

Gintoki tensed his body and tried his best to pull his butt out of the toilet, but Vinci seemed unwilling to separate from him.

What a greedy little cutie~

"Help me, Shinpachi-san!!! Kagura-chan!!! Your boss is about to be eaten by the toilet, and no one is going to pay you!!!"

Gintoki shouted with a ferocious look on his face, calling for help, but it was all in vain. Not even a drop of water could be heard outside the toilet.

As Vinci's suction became stronger and stronger, Gintoki's butt sank deeper and deeper, and even the toilet seat was cracked.

"It hurts! It's pierced, the toilet seat is pierced! Watch your tongue, Vinci!!!"

Click!

Along with the sound of something breaking, the toilet seat also broke completely. Accompanied by a flash of white light, the toilet seat and Gintoki completely disappeared in the toilet of the Yorozuya.

On Earth, nearly two hundred years after the Edo period, a white-haired baby appeared at the gate of a kindergarten in Kasukabe...

"Eh? Who is this child?"

Takakura Bunta, who was about to sweep the door with a broom, looked at the baby sleeping in the corner with some surprise.

He picked up the baby and shouted to the people around him,

"Did anyone lose a child?"

"The parents of this white-haired child——"

Takakura Bunta shouted for a long time, but unfortunately no one responded to him.

"So, it's an abandoned baby?"

Takakura Bunta looked at the child in his arms, his eyes full of sympathy and pity.

At this time, the baby in the cradle slowly opened his eyes, as if he was awakened by Takakura Bunta.

[Gin-san, where is this? ]

[Why can't I use any strength in my body? ]

"Oh? Are you awake?"

Seeing the cute child in his arms wake up, Takakura Bunta also smiled.

Gintoki, who had traveled through time and transformed into a baby, looked in the direction of the sound and was stunned.

Takakura Bunta's fierce appearance, which makes him look intimidating without even getting angry, is even more terrifying when he smiles. The deterrent effect from the front is extremely scary, not to mention from below...

[What's going on? Has Gin-san been captured by some underworld organization? ! ! ]

[But why am I holding this guy who looks scarier than a ghost in my arms? ! ! ]

[Is he having some kind of affair with someone else? ! ! No, big brother, Gin-san just went to the toilet, it's not clean! ]

Gintoki struggled and complained desperately, which was reflected in the baby's crying and making a fuss.

This frightened Takakura Bunta, and he quickly shook his arms to comfort the child, but unfortunately that face didn't look like one who could comfort a child.

What's more, Gintoki was in his arms.

"Honey, what happened? Why is there a baby crying all the time?"

At this time, a black-haired woman came over and asked Takakura Bunta.

"Oh, wife, please help me hold this child."

Seeing his wife Takakura Shima, Takakura Bunta quickly handed Gintoki into her arms.

[Hmm? Someone changed? Is it a woman this time? ]

[If you want to seduce Gin-san, you have to be an older sister with a great figure, right? An older woman is not attractive to Gin-san at all!!!]

"Where does this child come from?"

Takakura Shima looked at her husband and asked with some confusion, but still gently touched Gintoki's head.

As a baby, Gintoki couldn't help but feel relieved at this moment.

[This is... the smell of my mother!!! Although Gin-san doesn't know what the smell of my mother is.]

Looking at the smiling Gintoki, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and then told his wife the reason.

After hearing what Takakura Bunta said, Gintoki also realized... He had turned into a baby? ! !

Damn? I really traveled through time? ! !

It turns out that the time machine is not a vending machine, but you, Vinci? ! !

I just traveled to five years later and now I'm a baby? Does this make sense?

Gintoki really had too many things he wanted to complain about at the moment, but unfortunately his baby's body couldn't support him thinking about so many things and still be full of energy.

With the help of his mother's scent, he finally fell asleep. Before falling asleep, he glanced at the vertical sign on the wall - Shuangye Kindergarten.

"Did you fall asleep? What a cute child."

Takakura Bunta poked Gintoki's little face and smiled happily.

"But who on earth could have abandoned the child like this?"

When Takakura Shima mentioned the child's parents, she couldn't help but feel a little angry. They were parents who actually abandoned their own children. If you can't afford to raise the child, don't give birth to it. If you can't afford to play with the child, don't play with him.

"Wife, why don't we adopt him?"

"Ok?"

"We don't have any children anyway, right? Besides...our kindergarten will start accepting children soon, so we can take good care of him."

Hearing Takakura Bunta say this, Takakura Shima was also a little moved. The two of them were people who liked children, otherwise they would not have opened such a kindergarten.

"I just don't know what to do with this child's parents. What if they come to my house in the future?"

Takakura Bunta touched his chin, feeling a little distressed.

"I don't think you need to worry about that."

Takakura Shima smiled and said, anyway, that kind of irresponsible person will be scared away when she sees her husband's face~

"Eh? Why?"

Takakura Bunta was also a little confused when he heard this.

"Don't ask anymore. Take the child to go through the formalities tomorrow."

……

Chapter 2 Everything and Shinnosuke

Time has passed, and eighteen years have passed since Gintoki traveled to this world.

After living in Kasukabe for so many years, he finally understood that not only had he traveled through time, but the world was also completely different from before.

But fortunately, my name is still Sakata Gintoki. I heard from the director and deputy director that this was engraved on the half toilet seat that was placed together with me when they picked me up.

Only half of it, Vinci is really stingy.

But...a peaceful world is really enviable.

However, after so many years, Gintoki has long since let things take their course. Now that he's here, he might as well live a good life here.

After all, it’s the last jack of all trades, isn’t it?

In this world, I am actually a character in a comic book, and even the author is so similar to Sorachi.

He read his last story.

I have indeed experienced that story, and lived a very peaceful life for a long time afterwards.

Since the comic has been completed, those two little kids should be able to live well even without me... No, they are adults already, right?

Ha, in the end, Shinbaji is left alone in an empty room? How is that possible, you bastard! Of course, it was performed for the audience, to make them sad on purpose, and we will eat this crab hot pot while watching you cry, this is the Wanshiwu!!!

More importantly, Xinbaji has to go and repair that broken house. Is he going to wait for me?

Okay, let’s not talk about the past.

In the first five years of Kasukabe, he was forced to act like a little brat who knew nothing and was forced to play games with a group of little brats. To be honest, he really... enjoyed it.

This unprecedented feeling, this life of having everything provided for you, is really great.

Because this young body contains the soul of an uncle, he behaves very sensibly in daily life. It is definitely not because he is afraid of the boss's face, absolutely not!

But because of this, he never lacks pocket money, at least he has enough money to buy desserts. After all, who wouldn't want to reward a child who is both obedient and cute?

But as they grew older they were too lazy to pretend. Although as a mature adult Gin-san still helped the principal and the vice-principal, he no longer addressed them as dad and mom, which made Gintoki feel disgusted even when he said it himself.

The deputy director is called Mom and the director is called Boss.