Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

"But don't worry, the wig..."

Gintoki crouched down and patted Katsura's shoulder.

"What? Are you going to give me the study materials on married women and N*R?!!"

Katsura looked at Gintoki excitedly, his eyes flashing with desire!!!

"No, I mean, you'll be able to close this information gap pretty quickly."

"Hey, what do you mean..."

Gui was only halfway through his words when he felt a dozen strong auras suddenly coming from behind him...

Is it murderous intent? No... it's scumbag intent!!!

Gui turned around suddenly and saw a dozen strong men standing behind him, with bloodshot eyes and hot breath...

"You're the one who added water to the wine, right?"

"Is this your first time here?"

"Don't worry, we will teach you the correct knowledge~"

"Hoohoho-"

“No, don’t—”

Looking at Katsura being taken away screaming, Gintoki nodded with satisfaction...

"You need to make a good transformation~"

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161

Chapter 161: Innovation? I will innovate you to death!!!

Seeing Katsura being besieged by a dozen or so Guohan, even Takasugi couldn't help but feel his butt tighten, although his aloof image had been shattered after he met Wig and Tatsuma in the orphanage.

After all, in this world, they are truly growing up happily and without any pain.

They were originally planning to regain their cool and aloof attitude when they met Gintoki, but they couldn't even hold on for a day. This car thief directly broke down the four of them.

Although I don't want to admit it, that car was originally prepared for Gintoki.

Elizabeth looked at the tortured Gui and wanted to rush over, but her hairy legs trembled uncontrollably...

"Don't worry, it's a test. As long as Wig survives it, he will achieve unimaginable growth."

The old White Yasha hugged the new White Yasha's neck and said earnestly, which gave Elizabeth a reason to give in... This is good for Katsura, right? You won't die anyway, right? Just do whatever you want!!!

Go and bear the pain that ordinary people cannot bear, go and reach the realm that ordinary people cannot reach... Married woman and N*R, I will help you get them!!!

Oh yeah, if there were penguins...

Back to topic.

Only Katsura was eliminated in the second round, so the six people who can advance to the finals are Gintoki, Iori, Kohei, Hijikata, Takasugi, and Elizabeth.

Looking at these six people, the four judges nodded in unison.

"The jury decided..."

"There are only four of us, what kind of jury is this..."

Iori couldn't help but complain speechlessly.

"You get a yellow card warning once. If you get one more time, you're out!"

Gabriel directly threw a yellow card in Iori's face and threatened with an evil smile.

"loyalty!!!"

Hearing this and thinking of the dozen or so study materials, Iori stood at attention!!!

"It's not like playing football..."

Kohei also took off the yellow card from Iori's face somewhat helplessly... This thing seemed to be thrown by the teacher when they were playing tennis that day?

"You're so talkative, you eat one too!!!"

Gabriel threw another yellow card at Kouhei's face. Remember she said that if he took two cards, he would be out. Kouhei quickly put the yellow card in his hand back on Iori's face, and then...

"loyalty!!!"

Kohei boy stood at attention!!!

Gintoki looked at them, his heart filled with speechlessness... It would be such a waste of talent if these two bastards didn't become security guards at the gate.

"So, the third round, which is also the final round, is about innovation!"

“Innovation?”×6.

"That's right. Let's see who can innovate on the two common ingredients and add ingredients other than water to give the whole cup of 'oolong tea' a new lease of life!"

"So, go! Find the magical ingredient and create your own miracle!!!"

As Ah Shi and Ah Shou were talking, they all smiled and looked up, opening their broad minds, indicating their determination to let 'Oolong Tea' embrace everything.

Looking at the two of them, the few remnants were speechless... Are you the village chief who issued the main task when leaving the novice village?

"Also, because I don't want to be your test subject, the judges will only judge the appearance this time. As for the taste, I'll leave it to you."

Gabriel looked at them and said seriously.

"What do you mean, you don't trust Gin-san's bartending skills?!"

Gintoki said to the four people with some dissatisfaction.

"Yeah, I don't believe it."

Gabriel nodded without hesitation. After all, what this guy called cocktail making was just mixing two kinds of wine in proportion. If he really added something else... it was really hard to say whether the person would live or die.

"Just wait, you bastard. I won't give you a drink even if you beg Gin-sang to!"

Gintoki said this, turned around, put on his clothes and rushed out of the store... The same went for the others. Hijikata didn't run away because Sougo and Kondo were still here, Elizabeth would naturally have to wait for Katsura to grow up, and as for Takasugi... he didn't want to be accused of deserting the battlefield by Gintoki.

Gintoki was opening the Ginhao, feeling as if he had overlooked something... The judges were afraid to drink it, and wanted these leftovers to judge each other, meaning that the others had to drink what they had mixed.

If they don't drink, the game won't go on, and they'll be considered to have violated the rules of the game, so they should be eliminated directly...

Then, as long as I can make a cup of wine that they can't drink at all, or they will die immediately after drinking it, then the championship will be mine, right? ! !

That's right, Gintoki suddenly realized, he hadn't thought of it just now! As long as all his opponents fell, the winner of this game would be the only one still standing!!!

Gintoki, who was originally thinking about how to mix the wine, suddenly had a clear idea. He thought of the denatonium benzoate (bitter essence) that he had planned to secretly sprinkle in the wine.

This stuff is really powerful. It can be said to be the bitterest thing you can find in Liben. If the bitterness of bitter melon is 13, then the bitterness of bitter essence is exactly 100. You can imagine how terrible this thing is.

I bought this thing because I saw it on the variety show the other day, and on a whim, I wanted to see what those three bastards looked like when they were wearing masks of pain... Now, I've caught them all!

Innovation? I will innovate you to death!!!

Thinking of this, Gintoki immediately showed a sly smile on his face, then stepped on the gas and rushed towards home!!!

However, Gintoki didn't know how much Iori and Kohei, who were also remnants, had the same idea as him. As for the other three people who came to the diving club for the first time... maybe they were still foolishly looking for ways to make the "Oolong Tea" look better and taste better?

So, half an hour later~

The residue returned to the dive shop with their own special 'oolong tea'. The six of them stood around the table and poured their own 'oolong tea' into glasses.

The first step is for four judges to review the appearance.

First is Gintoki. Since bitters is colorless and tasteless, his 'oolong tea' looks no different from ordinary ones.

The same goes for Iori's, but for some reason, his has a lid... Is he trying to win in terms of taste?

Too naive... Gintoki shook his head in disappointment. No matter how delicious the food you make is, other people will never praise you.

As for Kohei... I don't know what this guy is making, a whole cup of shit-yellow liquid. Obviously, his appearance is the ugliest.

As for Elizabeth, its 'oolong tea' is closer to oolong tea, and there is nothing special about it other than that.

Hijikata... this bastard made a mayonnaise milk cap for 'Oolong Tea'. Gintoki bets that the bastard definitely mixed some in the wine as well. The second ugliest one.

As for Takasugi, Gintoki only wants to say one thing... Where are you? This guy made the "Oolong Tea" into a gradient of light and dark, and there are two small white flowers on it, which is the level of taking photos and checking in, but... Why do these flowers look so familiar?

What's the point of looking good? Look at Gin-san's special bitter bomb 'Oolong Tea', you won't die from drinking it!!!

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162

Chapter 162: As long as I poison everyone to death, I will be the winner!

The next step is for the contestants to evaluate each other. The six contestants will pass their improved version of 'Oolong Tea' to the person on their left, and they will evaluate it one by one.

Gintoki also smiled crookedly when he heard this rule... Anyone who drinks the cup of stuff he made will die! In order to prevent insufficient dosage, he specially added a lethal dose!!!

Looking at both sides of me, Elizabeth and Iori on my right, Kohei and Takasugi on my left, and Hijikata standing opposite me...

So he would drink that disgusting thing with mayonnaise and milk cap in the third round... before that, he would have to drink the unknown 'oolong tea' prepared by Elizabeth and Iori...

No, it will be fine. Elizabeth is a simple girl, so the things should be fine. The main problem is that Iori is a bastard. Why did he cover it up?

We can only see what happens when Elizabeth drinks.

Several people handed the liquid ('oolong tea') they prepared to the first person on their left.

Gintoki picked up the Elizabeth liquid, put it to his nose and smelled it. Hmm, it was normal, and the smell even felt a little light.

Hesitation will lead to defeat. Gintoki put Elizabeth liquid into his mouth... Hmm? It tastes good!!!

Gintoki looked at Elizabeth in surprise. The thing he mixed should have been made with water of life, but... it was damn soft and sweet? Gintoki smacked his lips... it was jasmine tea!!! He added jasmine tea!!!

I didn't expect this thing to be so compatible with 'Oolong Tea'? ! As expected of a penguin who dares to challenge Gin-san's status.

But Gintoki was also relieved. After all, he had safely passed the first level. Now it was up to Elizabeth...

Shila-

The moment Elizabeth opened the glass, the Iori liquid evaporated immediately, and the liquid level in the glass dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye. This scene... seems familiar.

It's 'absolute ethanol', the 'absolute ethanol' used when playing tennis!!! Iori, this guy, actually wanted to attack their eyes directly!!!

It looked like Elizabeth was in trouble. Even though she had avoided the critical hit of alcohol evaporation with the help of her wider eyes, this thing would make even those strong men fall down after taking a sip.

However, what was happening before his eyes was still beyond Gintoki's imagination... Elizabeth drank the Iori liquid, but still stood there without changing her expression.

Can this guy drink so well?

Gintoki couldn't help but marvel at Elizabeth's strength...

"Pfft!!!"

At this moment, Gintoki screamed in pain beside him. Kohei spurted out the Gintoki liquid, pinched his neck with a painful look on his face, and then fell to the ground with foam at the mouth.

"Plow, plow flat—"

Iori looked at the fallen Kohei and couldn't help but let out a cry of grief. At the same time, the remaining people all looked at Gintoki with horror... What on earth did this bastard add? ! !

Although they really didn't want to drink, if they didn't drink, they would have to admit defeat... Want Iori and Elizabeth to give up their study materials? Want Takasugi to lose to Gintoki? Don't even think about it!!!

With this mood, Iori drank the Hijikata liquid. The moment he drank it, Iori's eyes widened... So, so disgusting.

The originally refreshing 'oolong tea' has been ruined by mayonnaise, just like a refreshing watermelon in summer suddenly being drizzled with a heavy sweet and spicy sauce, so greasy!!!

But for the fun of tonight!!!

Iori's veins bulged from his forehead to his neck, and he swallowed the Hijikata liquid in his mouth while resisting the urge to vomit. On the other side, Takasugi also knew what that bastard Kohei added to the 'oolong tea'... it was wasabi.

The already spicy 'oolong tea' becomes very spicy after adding mustard, and looking at the shit-yellow stuff, it is estimated that this guy added a whole stick of mustard.

Gao Shan looked at this thing, he really didn't want to drink it, but when he turned around he saw Gintoki's wretched and annoying smile...Drink it! Oli Gei!!!

Takasugi forced himself to drink a mouthful of Kohei liquid. The pungent taste made him cough uncontrollably, and his tears dried out... But fortunately, he held it back.

Gintoki curled his lips in disappointment when he saw this, and then turned his head to look at Hijikata. This guy had fallen silent since he smelled a mouthful of Takasugi liquid, struggling with the pain of whether to drink or not...

"I, give up..."

What? ! ! ×3.

Gintoki and Iori looked at Hijikata in disbelief. He admitted defeat and didn't even drink? ! !