Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Shinnosuke scratched his head in embarrassment when Hijikata called him like that.

Hijikata looked at him speechlessly upon seeing this. What kind of fame was that? He had just heard so many people's names but only remembered this one. Of course he had to make use of it while he still remembered it!

"Ah, the beautiful lady over there wants to see you for something, so she wants you to come over."

Hijikata said this and pointed at Nanaka who was the farthest away from them. In an instant, Shinnosuke's eyes turned into two pink hearts, and then... they floated over.

Gintoki didn't really understand what was going on. He thought Hijikata was going to ask Shinnosuke for advice... Wait? ! !

Gintoki looked at Hijikata and noticed that he took the whiskey and vodka on Shinnosuke's desk and put them together with his own bottles, so he could know approximately how much of each type of liquor Shinnosuke consumed. Even if the ratio was not almost perfect, it would not be bad!

Has this guy actually learned to use this kind of opportunistic method?

But soon, Gintoki discovered something was wrong... A big, round, white head suddenly popped out from where Shinnosuke was... It was one of the new Joy4, Elizabeth Yasha!!!

The guy took out a glass, then looked around furtively to make sure no one saw him... So you were alone?

He took out a bottle of oolong tea, poured it into the cup, and then took away the 'oolong tea' prepared by Shinnosuke... What a trick to replace one thing with another, this guy is even more shameless than Hijikata!!!

However, Gintoki chose to ignore it. After all... Shinnosuke was a strong enemy. Wouldn't it be great if he could make him disappear in advance?

When Gintoki thought of this, the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled up into an evil arc. I'm sorry, my dear friend, but... this world is so cruel, full of the law of the jungle and conspiracy.

Soon, everyone's deployment was completed, and Shinnosuke returned to the field under Nanaka's smiling gaze.

"Then, the next step is the judging stage. This is the oolong tea teacher we invited. All oolong teas today will be judged based on the oolong tea teacher's standards."

As Ah Shi spoke, he took out a bottle of oolong tea bought from a convenience store from under the table.

"Who among you will go first?"

Ah Shou looked at them and asked sharply.

Hearing this, Kondo walked forward without saying a word, holding his 'Oolong Tea' which was a little too dark in color... It was obviously a little too different from the color of our Oolong Tea teacher.

It's almost like the encounter and collision between the little Japanese heroine and the sunny, rainbow and white horse hero in the short movie.

"What I mixed is 'Black Oolong', which is a drink for real men. A real man should drink the darkest black oolong!"

So this is an advertisement? The scumbags and the audience looked at him speechlessly.

Kondo looked at Toki and Shou, thinking that as fellow tough guys they could give him validation.

"I see, a real man?!"

"Life is always bitter, and what a man carries is even more bitter!!!"

As Ah Shi and Ah Shou talked, their eyes couldn't help but become wet...

"Hey, hey, hey, is this some kind of talent show? If you don't have the ability, you're just selling your feelings, right, you bastard?!!"

"Give me some fairness and justice!!!"

Seeing the horrible look on Ashi and Aju's face, Iori and Kohei complained speechlessly, but in the end Ashi and Aju still chose to let Kondo pass, but Gabriel and Azusa couldn't understand this "real man's taste" and chose not to pass.

Therefore, the next step is the most critical one, the fire test!

Ah Shi took out a lighter and lit the cup...

Click!

However, the fire only appeared for a moment and did not last long. It was obvious that the alcohol content was not enough. Kondo probably only used whiskey, which was a relatively low-alcohol type.

How can such an appetizer be used in a competition?

Kondo, Out!

"The next person to step forward is contestant Shinnosuke."

"What kind of surprises can his 'Oolong Tea' bring us?!"

Shinnosuke placed the cup in front of the people, and the judges opened their eyes wide in surprise...

"Ohhh, Shinnosuke, you bastard..."

"The 'Oolong Tea' I made is exactly the same as the one made by the Oolong Tea Master?!"

"That's great, Shin-chan."

"It seems that all the wine you drank was not in vain."

Looking at the 'Oolong Tea' presented by Shinnosuke, the judges all expressed their praise, and Shinnosuke raised his head involuntarily when he heard it...

"Goal! I will definitely be the master of blending oolong tea with the most perfect ratio!!!"

Looking at his confident look, Gintoki and Elizabeth almost couldn't hold back their laughter... Oh, no, it was Elizabeth who almost didn't lift the board.

According to the procedure, the next step is to light the fire. Although Ashi and Shou think it is unnecessary, Gintoki and Elizabeth strongly request a test, saying that it is for the fairness of the competition.

"Humph, since you don't want to accept reality, let me break your fragile hearts~"

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160

Chapter 160: Charge for N*R and married women!!!

Shinnosuke said this and used a lighter to light the cup, but... the expected flame did not appear, not even a fleeting light yellow.

Seeing this, Shinnosuke's confident expression froze instantly, and then he looked at the oolong tea in the cup with a puzzled look...

"Senior, isn't it possible that what you bought is a fake bar?"

Shinnosuke asked, looking at the two seniors who also looked confused.

"Hey, hey, hey, Shin-chan, you're not using oolong tea, are you? That's cheating."

【Cheating! Cheating!!!】

Gintoki looked at Shinnosuke with a wicked smile on his face, and Elizabeth beside him joined in the fun.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. How can you, a bunch of scoundrels, question my skills in mixing oolong tea? Do I need to cheat to deal with guys like you? This is ridiculous!!!"

Shinnosuke looked at Gintoki and Elizabeth and said with disdain, then picked up the cup and put it to his mouth... However, the next second, he was completely stunned.

Why is this 'oolong tea' so oolong?

Noticing the cold sweat that kept coming out of Shinnosuke's forehead, Toki and Shou also realized that something was wrong. Without giving Shinnosuke a chance to react, they directly snatched the cups from their hands and drank them down in one gulp!!!

Suddenly, Ah Shi's eyes widened!!!

"This, this is not 'oolong tea', it's oolong tea!!!"

Hearing this, several audience members beside him also had a lot of question marks in their heads...

"Do you understand what they're talking about?"

Aina looked at the three people beside her and was too tired to complain. Chisa, Naoko and Kaoru also shook their heads dully after hearing what was said.

Gabriel and the other two stared at Shinnosuke in disbelief...

"Shinnosuke, you are a member of the diving club, but I didn't expect you to do such a thing!!!"

"Xiao Xin, I am very disappointed in you..."

"Didn't your teacher teach you that you can't cheat even if you make a mistake?"

Gabriel shook his head in disappointment...

"Why can they understand?! Is it us who have the problem?! Isn't Oolong tea just Oolong tea?!"

Ai Cai, who is the strongest complainer in the diving club, couldn't hold it in any longer and started spitting at A-Shi!

"No, Mr. Judge, there must be a conspiracy here. Someone is plotting against me!!!"

"You know me. I am handsome, suave, upright, and of good character. How could I do such a thing?! Please believe me, the four judges!!!"

Shinnosuke knelt in front of the four judges, crying and sobbing, but it sounded like he was just bragging.

"Oh - hey, hey, I told you there's something wrong with you, judges, you must not be fooled by this guy's tears!!!"

【For fairness and justice!!!】

Gintoki and Elizabeth, the two new and old White Yasha, are desperately acting as troublemakers and are determined to force Shinnosuke to leave the arena.

Shinnosuke, who had been targeted by these two guys, also discovered something was wrong. His intuition told him that the replacement of his 'Oolong Tea' was definitely their doing!

"Someone, drag this guy out and commit seppuku!"

"Wait... ugh!"

Gabriel waved her hand, and Gintoki, Elizabeth and Hijikata took immediate action, lifted Shinnosuke up and walked towards the back door of the diving shop.

"It's unfair, I am innocent, it's definitely this damn white-haired guy and the stuffed penguin that caused me to suffer!!!"

"Mr. Judges——"

"Let's go~"×3.

No matter how Shinnosuke struggled, Gintoki and the other two threw him out. Nanaka happened to be busy outside, so they asked this energetic guy to help.

Shinnosuke, Out!

The remaining few people came to the front of the four one by one. There was nothing wrong with the 'Oolong Tea' they mixed, so the six of them advanced to the second round of the competition together.

"Ahem, let's start the second round right away."

As Gabriel spoke, he divided the 'Oolong Tea' prepared by several people into four small portions. The second round of evaluation would be on the taste!

After all, Oolong tea is meant to be drunk, so the taste is the most important thing, and the appearance can only be the icing on the cake.

"Oh, Boss Gintoki, you really have something going for you."

"It does taste much smoother than what we usually drink."

Gabriel and Senior Azusa drank the 'Oolong Tea' prepared by Gintoki and nodded with satisfaction.

"Of course, why do you think Gin-san is called Izakaya Hakuryū?"

Gintoki said very proudly.

"What little white dragon...it's obviously Zhen-san."

"Just a drunken idiot."

Hijikata and Takasugi looked at Gintoki speechlessly.

"Stand off, Zhen-san. It's my turn next."

Katsura looked at Gintoki with disdain. He would not lose to this guy Gintoki. Of course, it would be great if those dozen or so study materials could all be replaced with married women and N*R ones.

Gui confidently presented his 'Oolong Tea' to the four judges, who took a sip, smacked their lips, and then frowned.

Seeing this, Gui couldn't help but feel a little flustered, and then he asked.

"Any questions?"

"It's not a big problem..."

“It tastes really good…”

"The fire was greenish just now. You must have used water of life and whiskey, right?"

"But when I drink it... the alcohol content doesn't seem right?"

The more Gabriel and the other three drank, the more they felt that the alcohol content was not right, it was a little too low.

"Alcohol content? Ah, because I was afraid that the alcohol content might be too strong for the two female judges, I deliberately added a little bit of water to the water of life."

Gui became proud as he spoke. He had taken care of the judges' health as well. How could he lose?

“Okay, you’re eliminated.”×4.

"Nani?!!"

This fleeting moment made Gui unable to accept it. He didn't understand. Did he play this social etiquette wrong? ! !

Gintoki, who was standing by, shook his head in disdain...

"Wig, in this club, you can question anything except their alcohol tolerance. Also... in this club, if you add water to the wine, it's a capital crime!!!"

After Gintoki finished speaking, Katsura also understood and then fell to the ground helplessly...

"I see, I lost because of the information gap... How can I repair it? Married women and N*R have gradually drifted away from me..."

Gui pounded the ground, his heart filled with regret...