Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Hearing the voice, Gintoki and Shinnosuke couldn't help but look over with their eyes wide open... It was Kohei, Kohei spoke!!!

He was clearly at a disadvantage, but he spoke first? ! !

Why is this? It is because his saliva is too abundant, or maybe it is his loyalty as a mushroom sect that drives him forward.

Gintoki looked at Iori suddenly... Damn it, don't lose to him, Iori, you are carrying the honor of being a member of the Bamboo Shoot Faction!

Click!

Iori also moved. He understood that the current situation was too unfavorable for him, so he could only speak and force Kohei to give in as quickly as possible.

However, in Kohei's view, Iori's behavior was a provocation of the bamboo shoots faction to the mushroom faction, so he did not want to be outdone and started to bite.

With these "click" sounds, the cherry blossom stick became shorter and shorter...

"Wow...it's really indescribably disgusting."

“The scene is uglier than I imagined.”

"It would be terrible if Nitro and the others saw this scene."

Gintoki, Shinnosuke and Gabriel stood aside and complained with disgust on their faces. They knew it would be disgusting, but they didn't expect it to be this disgusting.

Kousei, who was standing next to him, had already hidden on the sofa and was eating potato chips, trying his best not to look at the situation of Iori and Kouhei.

When there was less than five centimeters left of the huge sakura stick, Iori and Kohei suddenly felt the other's breath. They were instantly so nauseated that they spat out the sakura sticks.

Since they were spit out at the same time, it's a draw.

"vomit--"

"Disgusting, so disgusting—"

As soon as they spit out the cherry stick, they immediately knelt on the ground and retched, opening their mouths wide to inhale the man's breath. This was not only physical, but also psychological and spiritual torture!!!

"It's really ugly. It ended in a tie."

"Useless guy."

Looking at the two people on the ground, Gintoki and Shinnosuke said with disdain.

When Iori and Kouhei heard this, veins immediately appeared on their foreheads. They immediately stood up and used the "Seven Days Lock of Love Stronger than Gold" on the two of them! ! !

When Gabriel saw this, she immediately understood. She picked up the sakura stick on the ground and stuffed the two ends directly into Gintoki and Shinnosuke's mouths.

"Hmm!"×2.

Now they have no choice but to fight back. Whoever gives in first will lose the faction and they will become traitors of the faction.

However, after the fight between Iori and Kohei just now, Gintoki already had a foolproof plan, a way to force the opponent to retreat without absorbing the opponent's poison gas.

Because the height difference between Gintoki and Shinnosuke is not big, the saliva can't flow to each other's side at all. At the same time, the sakura stick in his mouth is slowly softening. At this time, his mouth is also opened as wide as possible, so the inner wall of his throat moves, cooperating with the agile tongue...

“That!”×2.

Gintoki and Shinnosuke opened their mouths at the same time, and a mouthful of thick phlegm flew towards each other through the hole in the middle of the sakura stick.

Gintoki and Shinnosuke both widened their eyes in disbelief. They didn't expect that the other party had also thought of this idea. Without any hesitation, they both spat out the sakura sticks in their mouths at the same time.

At the moment when the two of them spit out, saliva flew out from both ends at the same time.

“Ugh——”×2.

Although they did not touch each other's saliva, the two of them still knelt on the ground and retched continuously.

"Ah, it's too fast, these two guys."

"And it wastes a whole sakura stick."

Ashi and Shou looked at Gintoki and the others with disappointment and said that they had thought they could watch another good show...although it was very disgusting.

"You are too weak, Boss Gintoki."

Gabriel also said this with disdain.

"We're back--"

At this time, the women who went out to buy wine also returned to the diving shop. As soon as they entered the door, they saw four retching on the ground...

"Eh? What happened again?"

……

135

Chapter 135: Socializing? Why don't you just go by yourselves?

"Hey, Gintoki, you four guys said you would help us organize a social gathering? Why haven't you done anything yet?"

Yamamoto and his three companions surrounded the four remnants and said with some dissatisfaction.

"What are you guys in such a hurry for?"

"It's only been a day, where do you want us to go to cheat on girls?"

"Besides, our consciences will be condemned if we introduce girls to you four guys."

"Don't you think that before you drag someone into hell, you don't need to help them prepare mentally first?"

Gintoki and his three companions looked at Yamamoto and his three companions in silence. On the one hand, they were afraid of ruining their relationship with the girls, and on the other hand, they were also afraid that they would really find some girls with special abilities.

In any case, the party must be held, but it is absolutely impossible to let these four perverted scums Yamamoto find a partner. If possible, it would be best to let these four guys be slapped in the face and then scolded, "You old virgins don't even want to dream of finding a partner."

"Hey, are you looking for death?"

"We are not like you four disgusting perverts. We are all very gentlemanly towards girls, assholes!!!"

Upon hearing this, Yamamoto and Nojima pointed at Gintoki and the other three and cursed them in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, what a positive and optimistic bunch of guys."

"We are the only ones who know how ridiculous what you say is."

"So peeking at a girl's medical examination is gentlemanly behavior?"

"Have some shame, you four shameless guys."

The merciless ridicule from Gintoki and his four companions made Yamamoto and his four companions blush. Although they were shameless, they could not help but get furious when their lies were exposed directly.

"Don't be so blabbering. When will the social gathering be? I'll give you the exact date!"

Yamamoto didn't care about anything and just grabbed Gintoki's collar and shouted.

Gintoki was also somewhat speechless about this...

"Do you have to be so anxious to be dumped? Are you masochists?"

"fart!!!"

"Do you think we are the same as you?!"

"Hurry up and get the girl ready. You must give us a definite answer before tonight!!!"

After Nojima, Mitarai and Fujiwara shouted, they pulled Yamamoto out of the classroom... Gintoki and the other three looked at this scene with confusion.

"Where are they going?"

"do not know."

“Maybe they think it’s cool?”

"But class is about to start, isn't it?"

Ding ~ Ding ~ Ding ~

As soon as the four of them finished speaking, the bell for class rang. Yamamoto and the other three, who had just walked out of the door, were stunned where they were, and then turned around and prepared to return to the classroom.

As soon as I turned around, I saw Gintoki and the other three trying to hold back their laughter until their nostrils were expanding...

Red temperature ×4.

"So, you just want me to help introduce girls to your good friends, right?"

Ai Cai looked at the four whole-fruit residues kneeling in front of her and said helplessly, "Don't these guys have any dignity at all?"

"Yes, of course the less your appearance conforms to the public's aesthetic standards, the better."

"It would be best if you could put your dirty makeup on them before attending."

"Oh, and we also hope they can be sharp-tongued, violent, or like to abuse others."

"I don't want those four guys to show up in front of us unscathed on the day of the social."

The four remnants put their hands on their knees and said to Aina with a serious look on their faces.

"Hey, hey, hey, are they really your good friends? Why do they sound like they are not even your good friends? They are enemies, right?"

When Ai Cai heard what the four people said, she was speechless...

"No, we are sure, they are our best friends!"

"One hundred percent pure."

Gintoki and Iori said this very seriously, however, even though they had taken out the highest-level Dogeza in the diving club, Mana still waved her hands.

"I'm sorry, I don't have any friends who can meet the conditions you mentioned, and your friends..."

Ai Cai said, her eyes full of doubt. As for the friends of these four guys, I guess... No! They are definitely not good people!!!

"No, please don't say that!!!"

"Please don't underestimate yourself, Master Aicai!!!"

"Lord Aina, there must be a lot of corpse beasts around you, right?!!"

"Birds of a feather flock together, sir!!!"

As the four of them spoke, they knocked their heads against the floor... and the floor cracked.

"Hey, your words are full of thorns. Even if you kneel on the ground for a day, I can't find a friend like you who curses and abuses others!"

Ai Cai turned her head away, not looking at the four scumbags who were kowtowing frantically, and said in a very firm tone, and then walked away...

"No, don't go—"

"Lord Aina——"

Kohei and Shinnosuke lay on the ground, crying loudly as they watched Aina walk away, but she still left without any hesitation.

"Hey, what should we do? Should we ask others for help?"

“But if I cause all the normal female friends around Senior Azusa to break off all ties with her, I’ll also feel really guilty…”

"As for the other girls, I guess their friends are all in the diving club, right?"

"What should we do? Is it only by burying Yamamoto and the others that we can preserve our image as good people who keep their word and are honest and trustworthy?"

The four of them spoke in a very conflicted tone, then took out their shovels and prepared to leave the diving shop... Let's start with Yamamoto.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you guys going to do?"

Qiansha was speechless as she looked at these four people who seemed to be struggling but were actually moving swiftly and powerfully.

"Actually, if you just want them to fail at the social gathering, then why don't you four just go by yourselves?"

Senior Azusa looked at the four scraps and said with a smile.

“Huh?” ×4.

Hearing this, the four scumbags couldn't help but feel confused. Should they go? They really wanted to slap them in the face and then mock them for being virgins, but how could the four men go? And if they wanted to let the men go, they had to find four strangers, right?

"Anyway, you four were dressed as women before, and you even had wigs. In that case, just let Aina put on that... exaggerated makeup for you, and then you can put on the wigs and women's clothes."

"Believe me, it's absolutely hard to tell whether it's male or female."

Senior Sister Azusa said as she gave the four of them a confident thumbs up, and the four scumbags nodded upon hearing that… As long as they were not discovered, they really didn’t mind fighting on their own.

After all, only by doing it yourself can you be quick, accurate and ruthless!!!

"But we can't wear that skirt. It's easy to be exposed..."

Gintoki said with some concern.

"You don't need this, but I'm still here~"

This is, Lily Ling, who has not been seen for a long time, walked up to Si and said, she is an expert in clothing production.