"Yeah, it's really outrageous to buy chocolate made of bamboo shoots. Of course, chocolate should be made of mushrooms!"
Surprise! ×2.
"Oi, don't think that no one cares about you and you can just talk to yourself over there."
"You keep talking about mushrooms, how ridiculous! Normal people would buy bamboo shoots when buying chocolate, right?"
Gintoki and Iori looked at Kohei and Shinnosuke with unhappy expressions. As loyal bamboo shoots people, they couldn't let these mushroom people bark recklessly!
"Ha? Stop kidding, you two bastards. Only people who don't know how to eat would buy weird things like bamboo shoot chocolate, right?"
"Any normal person should be able to tell that mushroom chocolate tastes better."
Upon hearing this, Kohei and Shinnosuke, who belonged to the Mushroom Faction, were full of disdain and immediately responded to Gintoki and the other.
"Huh? What do you two mushroom-eating amateurs know? Huh?"
"Anyone who knows the trade knows that bamboo shoots are king! Eating mushrooms is simply perverted!"
Gintoki and Iori slammed the table and shouted.
"Hey, you two bastards, are you looking for trouble?!"
"You bamboo shoot pie guys are all taste idiots who can't tell the difference between sweet and salty cookies!!!"
"You two scumbags wanna fight?!!"
"Why don't you check your mushroom sales? They are completely outsold by bamboo shoots!!!"
Kousei felt a little embarrassed as he watched the two sides arguing with each other.
"Did I do that because I said I wanted to eat chocolate?"
"No, it's not your fault, they are just too stupid."
"Just eat your food peacefully. They are like this normally. Don't worry, don't worry."
"This is the daily life of the diving club, you have to understand."
Just when Kousei was feeling a little guilty, Toki and Shou patted him on the shoulders to comfort him, and threw a bamboo shoot chocolate into his mouth. Gabriel on the side also waved her hand indifferently. They were the so-called neutral party.
"Assholes! Since you guys are going to talk about this, then we can only start a war!!!"
Upon hearing this, Kohei pinched Gintoki's mouth and roared!
"Who's afraid of who, you defeated general!!!"
Gintoki was not willing to be outdone, so he grabbed Kohei's mouth and pulled it apart, while the other two also started pulling his hair.
"Ah, wait wait, you two."
"Stop it, don't fight."
When A Shi and A Shou saw the four men fighting again, they hurried forward to pull them apart.
"Didn't I tell you this a long time ago?"
"When there is a disagreement, we should settle it through games."
A Shi and A Shou looked at the four remnants helplessly.
“But?!”×4.
"Okay, okay, it's nothing."
"Let's think about what game to use to decide the winner."
A Shi and A Shou directly interrupted the four dissatisfied people with an unquestionable tone.
“…Okay.”×4.
Finally, we decided to use the game of using the ghost foot map (Amitabha fortune) to decide who proposed it.
Gintoki: Sword fighting.
Iori: Hand-to-hand combat.
Kohei: Lalazi knowledge quiz.
Shinnosuke: Dynamic Superman Trivia Questions and Answers.
Azusa-senpai: Bocky game.
Ah Shou: Make a face.
A Shi: Arm wrestling.
"Hey, hey, hey, Gintoki and Iori, what the hell are you two writing?"
"Aren't knife fights and hand-to-hand fights still fighting?"
A Shi and A Shou looked at the 'game' written by these two guys and were speechless.
"No, no, no, this is totally different from fighting."
Gintoki looked at the two seniors and shook his head very seriously.
"What's the difference?"
"Of course, fighting won't kill anyone, but knife and hand-to-hand combat will!"
Iori curled his lips and said proudly.
“So that’s how it is…”×2.
Hearing this, the two seniors nodded in understanding.
"No! Isn't that more serious?!"
“Pass, Pass!!!”
Seeing that their plan was rejected, Gintoki and Iori were very dissatisfied, and then they directly yelled at the other two scumbags.
"Who else but these two shameless guys can say what they wrote?!!"
"Yes, if you want to remove them, you should remove them together!!!"
Hearing this, the seniors also felt that this made sense. In the end, only three of the seven suggestions remained. Not to mention the Bocky game for now, the other two games were generally more beneficial to Gintoki and Iori.
When it comes to arm wrestling, Gintoki is invincible. Iori is the land god of war. As long as Gintoki faces Shinnosuke and Iori faces Kohei, they will definitely win. The worst result will be a draw.
As for making faces...it all depends on whose scheme is more ruthless!
As for the Bocky game... Impossible, absolutely impossible to draw such a thing, too disgusting!!!
"Okay, the game proposal has been confirmed, so let the others use the ghost foot map to decide which one to use."
Senior Azusa said this and looked at Gabriel and Kousei. How could Gabriel miss such a good thing?
"I'll do it, I'll do it~"
At the moment when Gabriel shouted that she wanted to play, the four scumbags all thought of the same word - Bocky!!!
"No, no!"
"You can't make the decision for me!"
“There will definitely be problems.”
"Kousei, come here. We can only feel at ease if we ask you to do this!"
The four scumbags looked at Kousei sincerely and said this, Kousei couldn't help but feel touched by what he said, but... Four naked men were looking expectantly at a boy wearing only shorts, isn't this really wrong?
However, Kousei will definitely understand that four men playing the Bocky game is really too disgusting, right?
Soon, Kousei, accompanied by Azusa-senpai, completed his decision on the game.
"Then the result is——"
Looking at Senior Sister Zi who was keeping the secret, the four dregs couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"It's a Bocky game~"
"Kousei——!!!"×4.
……
134
Chapter 134: A Real Man Should Play the Bocky Game (Super Large Sakura Stick Version)
"No, no, no, let's use the other two. Any of the other two will do!!!"
"Four men playing Bocky is just too outrageous!!!"
"Senior, please think about it again!"
"This is really not okay, it's so weird!!!"
The four scumbags wanted to struggle a little more, but seeing the excited faces of Senior Sister Azusa and Gabriel, as well as the three curious men beside them...
"Not strange, not strange~"
"This is God's will. You four should just give up."
Hey, hey, hey, the expressions of you two women have collapsed. You definitely have bad thoughts in your heads. How can you fix it!!!
"But, but! We didn't buy Bocky at all!!!"
"Yes, that's right, we can't play even if we want to, hahahaha!!!"
Remembering that there was no Bocky in the snacks they bought, Gintoki and Iori couldn't help but feel relieved, and then shouted with laughter.
"Ah, really not..."
Senior Azusa said very disappointedly.
"But you guys really want to play?"
“We have something that can be used as an alternative.”
As Ah Shi and Ah Shou talked, they started searching through the pile of snacks...
"Senior, don't force it."
"Yeah, can a Bocky game without Bocky still be called a Bocky game?"
Kohei and Shinnosuke also smiled and waved their hands, saying that there were definitely no long and thin snacks here, and they had already searched thoroughly.
So, there must be no question...
"Use this instead."
As Ah Shou spoke, he took out the black sugar cherry blossom stick which was 8 cm in diameter and 80 cm in length, similar to a giant version of the brown rice stick.
Looking at this huge thing, the four scumbags' faces instantly turned black. No matter how they thought about it, it would be impossible to stuff it in, right? Their mouths would definitely split.
"Which of you comes first?"
Ah Shi asked, looking at the four remnants with a smile on his face.
Gintoki kicked Iori over without saying a word, while Shinnosuke on the opposite side ruthlessly abandoned Kohei.
The two people who were suddenly pushed forward couldn't stand steadily and fell forward. Ah Shi was quick-witted and pointed the Sakura stick directly at the mouths of the two people!
It just happened to pierce into the mouths of both of them, causing them to cough madly, but because the sakura stick just happened to block their mouths, they couldn't make any sound at all.
"It's a little big, but I'll make do with it."
"The one who lets go first loses~"
"Come on, you two~"
The three seniors shouted excitedly, while Gabriel and Kousei watched the show...
Gintoki looked at the two of them solemnly, and then glanced at the time... As long as these two guys can hold on a little longer, Naoko and the others will be back, and then as long as they continue the drinking party, they can avoid this battle!!!
"Then... let's start!!!"
Senior Azusa yelled, but Iori and Kohei were unmoved. They were obviously still preparing themselves mentally.
But they don't have much time left, because as time goes by, the sakura sticks in their mouths will soften a little bit, and their saliva may flow through the hole in the middle of the sakura stick to the other side.
According to the laws of nature, no matter what kind of water it is, it will flow from high to low, so... if the short Iori cannot attack quickly and force Kohei to give in, then he will be in trouble.
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