Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

In May, the internet is surging with trolls.

As a 27-year-old who is about to turn 28, yet still feels old, but has a lot of experience and 11 years of work experience, May naturally has many facets to her life.

Many Chinese netizens occasionally encounter a radical social media account on forums and platforms with a profile picture of a "landmine girl" and the ID "I'll execute you before autumn in May." This account anonymously spews outrageous and absurd statements, such as that nuclear bombs should be dropped on Tokyo because May Takajo is constantly bullied there, or that the head of the Liberal Democratic Party's Women's Affairs Department should be run over a thousand times by a truck because she suffered greatly from their legislation as a child. When arguing with others, the account frequently uses vulgar language, starting with male genitalia and ending with female genitalia.

Because of her radical remarks and frequent verbal abuse, May's account was banned multiple times.

They certainly couldn't connect this bizarre account with the Japanese female VTuber streamer 'Gojou Hana Maya,' who was somewhat famous on the Chinese internet. Back then, Maya was still pretending to be silly in a high-pitched voice, showering viewers with virtual coins.

Even now, Gao Tiao Wuyue's Chinese live streaming account still receives a lot of donations and sponsorships every month, simply because the kind-hearted netizens keep sending Gao Tiao Wuyue messages like "Shoot down Tsuburaya's new screenwriter, give me back Ultraman and tokusatsu!" "Killing Hanada Jukki is urgent, we will never forget the blood feud of Sound! Euphonium 3!" "Maeda Jun, I'll f*** you, what kind of lousy script did you write, I'll kill you!"

Although everyone knows there's little chance of success, it might just work, so let's give them a little sponsorship.

But now, all the unbearable past is in the past!

Just like the calligraphy hanging in Gao Tiao Wuyue's office: "All that is past, let us look to the present."

Gao Tiao Wuyue, with a lollipop-shaped cigarette dangling from her mouth, stands with her hands behind her back, gazing out the window with an expression of endless reminiscence.

Beneath the window, the secretary's office was busily preparing for a trip.

Watching several secretaries running wildly through the office building in high heels, Takajo May couldn't help but feel a little envious. She held a cigarette between her fingers and tried to blow a smoke ring.

But when the lollipop hit her teeth and the pain stimulated her nerves, May quickly covered her mouth:

"Damn, I forgot it was a lollipop."

May covered her mouth and went downstairs speechlessly.

Today, Mayuki Takajo will represent the Cabinet Office to conduct research on the Japanese domestic game industry.

Saying you're going to try out the latest version of Mario is embarrassing, but saying you're researching and formulating industry stimulus policies suddenly sounds sophisticated and shows a broader perspective.

When the car arrived at Nintendo headquarters, Satsuki Takajo did not get out of the car first. Instead, she had her secretary place a balance scooter outside the car before she leisurely got out.

Due to his short stature, Secretary-General Gao specially commissioned a custom-made electric balance scooter with foot pedals 30 centimeters off the ground in order to make himself appear taller.

What makes this electric scooter special is that it not only eliminates the control lever that's easily photographed in group photos, but also significantly reduces its size, making it less noticeable. Therefore, in the official photos released by the authorities, Gao Tiaowuyue, who has long been criticized for not being representative of the nation's image, suddenly appears to be a full 1.78 meters tall!

She is the tall, beautiful, lovely, dignified, elegant, and outstanding Chief Secretary-General!

Apart from officially released photos, no other photos are allowed to be posted randomly, especially photos of Nintendo's technical department and Mayday, which must be carefully preserved.

The research at Nintendo went very smoothly.

Because Satsuki Takajo was there to play games, she casually rambled on about grandiose and empty rhetoric while playing. The Nintendo department manager had to fawn over her, because Takajo genuinely had access to the cabinet's industry stimulus plan. The Japanese game and anime industries have high debt ratios and desperately need funding. Money talks, no, I mean, it's all about who's in charge.

"This Mario Kart is so much fun, I love playing it."

Mayu Takajo praised Nintendo highly, after all, their games are really fun.

Then, with a wave of her hand, she gave Nintendo a large-scale industry incentive program worth tens of billions of yen.

Within any economic alliance, how to preserve the industries of a single member state and how to prevent core member states from oppressing the industries of other countries are all topics that require serious study. For example, Japan's steel industry exists purely to protect the jobs of its industrial workers.

Among East Asian countries, Japan's distinctive ACG (Anime, Comics, Games) industry, including comics, animation, and games, has become a unique advantage, enabling it to completely dominate the upstream of the industry chain. Focusing more on this area to maintain its dominant position in the global industry chain is a major area where Li Xinghe is willing to invest money in sponsoring projects.

Some might ask, what about AV? That is indeed Japan's most unique industry.

Although the adult video (AV) industry is somewhat unique, it's so shameful that even Li Xinghe, who lacks moral principles, dislikes it and hopes to drive it abroad, such as to Indonesia.

It's important to understand that the Japanese AV industry initially consisted of low-brow, borderline adult films—simply videos of people swaying their hips and accompanied by suggestive sounds. However, thanks to the Japanese government's lax oversight, the AV industry became increasingly realistic, even featuring amateurs engaging in real sex acts. It eventually evolved into a gray industry deeply involved with the Japanese underworld, suspected of money laundering, human trafficking, forced imprisonment, and physical control.

Of course, more importantly, this broken industry is highly gray. Whether it's male actors, female actors, or film crews, they are all very poor. The government doesn't collect much tax and has to bear a lot of criticism.

After leaving Nintendo, Satsuki Takajo went to Sony.

Sony gathered most of its top executives, giving Mayu Takajo a lot of face, but Mayu Takajo focused her criticism on Sony:

"Is your game fun? Has it been well-received by players?"

"Don't blindly follow what Western countries are doing. Have you been realistic? Have you considered the preferences of Asian players?"

I used to get fed garbage by Sony's international development department when I played their games. Now I can finally curse them out to their faces, you idiot Sony!

Sony's department manager had to rush to write a self-criticism:

"Thank you for your guidance, Secretary-General Gao. Indeed, there has been a problem of ideological interference from Europe and the United States in the past few years, and we are conducting a thorough internal review..."

Not only did he scold us, he also has to thank us!

That felt so good!

In May, following the cabinet's plan, Takajo granted Sony the same industry incentive program. However, he strictly stipulated that Sony could not use content related to Western ideology, otherwise he would withdraw his investment.

Of course, when researching the gaming industry in Japan, there's one unavoidable giant: Tencent...

Gao Tiao Wuyue wanted to go to Tencent in Japan and give them a piece of her mind, but unfortunately, there aren't many people there. Tencent mainly operates several studios in Japan. Even if Gao Tiao Wuyue went, she couldn't very well criticize Tencent for being a complete idiot and causing them so much trouble.

As the sun gradually sets, Mayo Takajo's car travels through the bustling streets of Shinjuku.

The sound of a fierce fight between women came from one side of the road. Without even looking, Takajo Satsuki listened for a moment and then said to her subordinates:

"Ignore the Hanfu party, Lolita party, and Qipao party supporters fighting amongst themselves in Kabukicho."

In a sense, in Kabukicho, a place teeming with extraordinary individuals, these people, simply gathered together to exchange ideas about clothing and hobbies, can already be considered model students. So, their bickering, fighting, and hair-pulling in the streets as a form of public display of affection are simply part of a beautiful and peaceful everyday life in Kabukicho.

It's just a fight over clothes they like; consider it their daily workout.

If they also use drugs, cut their wrists, have syphilis or AIDS while working as prostitutes, and go crazy trying to spread it everywhere, spraying venom in internet cafes and convenience stores, then that would truly be a headache for the management and leave them helpless.

"They used to fight because of male escorts and Korean dramas."

The secretaries weren't very familiar with the place.

Gao Tiao Wuyue feigned profundity:

"On the bright side, at least they're not obsessed with Korean dramas and the Korean wave anymore." (The rest of the text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the initial statement.)

The secretaries whispered among themselves:

"But it feels similar to being obsessed with Chinese dramas..."

Why didn't the Secretary-General object?

Of course, it's because Secretary-General Gao Tiao Wuyue herself critically buys Lolita fashion and watches Chinese movies and TV series.

After having his secretaries organize today's industrial policies, Takajo May drove back to his residence inside the Imperial Palace.

What a fulfilling day!

Gao Tiao took a shower in May, watched some silly videos to relieve stress, and then, with a wave of her hand, banned another 20 Weibo accounts she hated.

She lay down on the bed, snapped her fingers, and the motion-activated lights in the room immediately went out.

Chief Secretary-General Gao Tiao May, stays up late!

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At that moment, May's younger sisters, July and September, were at Li Xinghe's house.

With over a dozen children, the older ones already in their energetic and active phase, and the younger ones still in incubators, the living room has practically become a public playground for the kids. Families like Ai Azuma, Nana and Kuzuki Takajo, Remi Tsutsumi, Eimi Hira, Ichika and Miki, Kai and Charlotte, and others take turns playing with the children, fostering their parenting skills and strengthening family bonds.

July, who has grown to a tall stature of 1.73 meters, has simple short hair and a neutral style of dress that girls love, giving her a prince-like look.

However, her posture at this moment was not very elegant; she was leaning against the sofa, reclining against Li Xinghe's legs.

What about May?

In July, she hugged Li Xinghe's leg, sat on the carpet, and complained:

"My sister? She practically wants to plaster her head with the title of Chief Secretary on a billboard every day, complete with a flashlight stand, to blind everyone who sees her. Waseda University said they could recruit her to take their MIT course, and she could get a master's degree in just four months. She was ecstatic, she's practically ready to add 'Master's Degree' to the title of Chief Secretary to make it nine characters long."

The thought of a neon light hanging on Gao Tiao Wuyue's forehead makes everyone feel tense.

May, you have betrayed the dreams of high school students across the country! Did they really think that even a high school graduate could compete for the position of Prime Minister's Secretary-General?

However, considering that she only dropped out of high school, it seems that she can only be regarded as a betrayal of junior high school students.

It also betrayed the fact that Vtubers are generally illiterate.

Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei nudged Li Xinghe from behind and teased him:

"It's not wrong for her to go out and enjoy the attention. This young girl works like a slave for him, can't the slave have some glimpses of glory in front of the camera?"

Li Xinghe glanced sideways and touched July's short hair:

"It's just lowbrow entertainment. She likes to show off, so let her go."

While he was supposed to be trying to perk himself up, Li Xinghe's first thought was of a little fly rubbing its hands together. If that were applied to Gao Tiao Wuyue, it would just be more and more hilarious.

Hua Yingmei said through gritted teeth:

"Coincidentally, that's what they said about you at the UN meeting too: you like lowbrow humor."

Now that the child has finally been born and the registration is complete, Hua Yingmei is plotting revenge. For example, she might make Li Xinghe and Lu Yuchi Mian Guanjin recite the Bible.

Mikasa was utterly exasperated with the kids' behavior and pointed at Li Xinghe, complaining:

"I'm afraid it's not your spirit that's shaking, it's your nerves. You two are a real pair of idiots. One of you went to the set of a trashy TV series to sell your body and show your shoulders, and the other of you went to Nintendo and arrogantly instructed Mario Kart on how to make the map. Today, she just ran out of Nintendo with her tail wagging, and someone photoshopped a picture saying that you two are the ultimate idiots."

Li Xinghe thought it was pretty good.

Low-level as it may be, at least she doesn't do shoddy work.

Li Xinghe had been locked in a power struggle with Tokyo Metropolitan Government officials and central government officials for years, only gradually gaining access to the entire Japanese governance process this year. He was genuinely furious with those hundreds of thousands of scoundrels. They couldn't even stop adult films from shifting from softcore porn to real sex; what could they possibly stop?

Compared to them, it's nothing for Takajo Satsuki to go to Nintendo to show off. She just wanted to take a picture on Emperor Akechi's grave, and Li Xinghe clapped and welcomed her.

Suddenly, a call came in from the Qingshan Command headquarters. Aiman, at home, reminded Li Xinghe:

"Vance sent troops to block the UN building."

The reason for blocking the United Nations is very simple.

The U.S. 1st Army's 2nd Division crossed the border and occupied Tijuana. Not only that, they advanced towards the Lower California peninsula, aiming to occupy that vast 143,700 square kilometer peninsula. Under these circumstances, the United Nations naturally wouldn't sit idly by, and began to criticize the United States for being utterly shameless and despicable.

If it were just a normal scolding, that would be fine, but this time Vance really got a real taste of his own medicine.

Someone actually called him an "incompetent castrated pig"!

Unable to enjoy the lowbrow humor of criticizing the United Nations, His Majesty Vance, who could only impose high-level punishments on the UN, immediately ordered his loyal guards to surround the UN building, cutting off its water and electricity and even withholding food, intending to starve these old fogies thoroughly.

Li Xinghe put down the phone and burst into laughter:

"The United Nations is now asking us for help. They hope we can help rescue them."

"Why aren't you criticizing my vulgar tastes now?"

Chapter 950: Chests Deflated, Ratman Empire, A Child Pulling a Cart (3600 words)

"Wow!"

The children were playing in the play area. The eldest daughter, Ya Yi, waved her little toys and climbed out, wanting Li Xinghe to hug her.

"Help me pick up the child," July said, sitting cross-legged, asking Li Xinghe with anticipation.

"Brother Xinghe, when can I go to the cabinet?"

Li Xinghe patted July's little head:

"Let's talk about it after you graduate from university. And you need to figure out what you want to do, what you like."

July glanced at Li Xinghe, and behind him, Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei, who exuded an imposing aura, and pursed her lips without saying a word.

Li Xinghe gently rubbed July's cheeks:

"Think about what you like to do first. Cabinet work isn't easy either. Your sister is arguing with people on the phone every day, she's so angry her chest is deflated."

amount……

July felt that this was the only thing that definitely wasn't something she'd been angry about. She'd always been like that since she was little.

As night deepened, July and September yawned together while cuddling, while most people in the room went to rest.

Li Xinghe also disappeared into the voice of "Elbow, come inside with me!"

Only a broken door remained, which could never be contained, emitting strange female moans and groans in the wind.

July secretly climbed over the railing to peek, then covered September's eyes as she followed behind.

"You're such a pervert, little sister, don't look."

"Then what are you looking at?"

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