Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"Trying to run? No way!"

Please colonize me

Chapter 933: My Virtuous Wife Takes Over the United Nations, I'll Build the Building, You Pay (5900 words)

Seoul.

"The Charter of the Asia-Pacific Consortium has been published."

With Li Xinghe's gavel falling, the Asia-Pacific Consortium finally completed its cooperative negotiations, which included clauses on the charter, trade rules, currency, political principles, and joint military.

A vast island empire was thus gradually revealed to the world.

As the actual founder of this massive island alliance, Li Xinghe naturally became the subject of everyone's praise once again. Even though he managed to deliver a devastating blow to India during the process, leaving it with a heart condition, people only saw it as a necessary step in some kind of epochal change.

As the site of the signing of the Asia-Pacific Charter, Seoul naturally embarked on a celebratory festivities.

Although South Korea is not an island nation and its position in this alliance is only auxiliary, South Koreans are genuinely very happy, feeling as if they are sitting at the table on the world stage.

The brightly lit streets were bustling with people.

On the top floor of the Longshan base, during a break in the evening, a tall, elegant lady in a long blue dress gracefully entered the room. Olympia, with her striking beauty and refined English aristocratic air, presented Li Xinghe with a celebratory gift:

"Congratulations, you succeeded."

Li Xinghe swirled his wine glass and said jokingly:

"Fortunately, our ancestors had already completed industrialization, and I only made a small contribution. Countries that want to industrialize now are only fit to beg on their knees."

Once industrialization begins, it's a path of no return, fraught with the risk of failure. During this period, social unrest, economic fragility, international financial volatility, labor movements, and various other problems, large and small, can be fatal to a nation.

Therefore, for many countries, the original, natural production state is more stable and has greater combat effectiveness.

Why has India remained in a state of high waste and low output during the early stages of industrialization, where industrialization was worse than it had never begun? And why do Islamic countries always retreat into the sandpit of Islamic fundamentalism after failing in industrialization and national modernization?

Because the latter cannot withstand the growing pains brought about by modernization, while the former, having just taken the first step, are eager to skip the entire process and go straight to the last step, they are stuck in the same pit.

"India deserves it, Muslims really have no choice."

In Li Xinghe's view, India is the one that deserves to be beaten.

At least Muslims did try, and were repeatedly slapped in the face by the Israeli colonists sent by British and French colonialists. Those decades were truly naive, but they weren't entirely without effort. Their fall into the abyss of fundamentalist extremism was primarily due to the political need to oppose the Soviet Union during the Afghan War. The US, with China playing a supporting role, allowed Saudi Wahhabi missionaries to deliberately cultivate and spread extremist ideology in Afghanistan, pushing the Soviet Union into the abyss, which then began to spread globally. They were merely pawns in America's global strategy.

Of course, both China and the United States later paid a heavy price for this indulgence. Bin Laden, disguised as a Showa-era staff officer from World War II, commanded two Boeing planes to crash into the Twin Towers, thus initiating the global war on terror. China, in its efforts to eliminate this extremist ideology, encountered numerous terrorist attacks and unrest, and even had a group of extreme separatists lurking in Idlib, the eye of fear in Syria.

As for India, it's hard to say whether they are making efforts or just dreaming of instant success while still in a cocoon on the ground.

“What about the United Nations?” Olympia asked.

Li Xinghe said with displeasure:

“I hate the United Nations. They give me the task of doing bad things and let them take the blame. They make me look like a bad guy, a dictator, a colonial monster, the worst villain in the 21st century who is going backwards the fastest.”

Duchess Olympia was slightly surprised:

"do not you?"

As she spoke, she unbuttoned her coat, revealing a light blue short skirt. Her shapely round hips and thighs were a favorite among those who appreciate a slightly voluptuous figure.

After two glasses of wine, the duchess took off her high heels and rolled up the stockings covering her thighs slightly.

The implications are quite clear.

Want to start a game?

Taking advantage of his drunken state, Li Xinghe angrily commented:

"But this is not a reason for the United Nations to try to use my regional governance model to gild its own image. In fact, they have been as incompetent as if they were invisible to the world from last year to this year. The only thing they can show for themselves this year is that I helped reach a cooperation treaty on North Korea's nuclear weapons program. Next, they will probably use the same method to fool India into promising not to increase its nuclear arsenal and use that as their achievement."

As she spoke, the Duchess moved from the sofa to the bed, and Li Xinghe kissed her red lips.

"You know that India no longer has the money to expand its nuclear arsenal. Controlling nuclear weapons is the right thing to do."

Olympia tried to appease Li Xinghe's anger.

"The credit shouldn't go to the United Nations. They're mostly well-fed and bloated, and many of them have even stuffed their own hooves into the troughs."

Li Xinghe complained, but also buried his face deep into Olympia's.

Discussing politics in bed only excites two people with strong desires.

The duchess's short skirt quickly rose to her waist, revealing the grass slightly damp with dew.

As she stroked the vast starry river, awakening it, Duchess Olympia finally raised her most important political issue:

“But I have a good idea. The UN is struggling in New York. Why don’t we consider having them move here?”

Oh?

No wonder they're British, descendants of Churchill.

They're always coming up with bad ideas.

But let me tell you, if Li Xinghe could control the United Nations, or at least have a firm grip on a portion of it, it would be a huge boon to him.

Li Xinghe couldn't contain his excitement, which spread from his brain to his second brother.

Duchess Olympia smiled and guided Li Xinghe from his brain to the flower path:

“We could consider moving the United Nations to Borneo, creating a new world order in the capital of the Lanfang Republic. That’s exactly what you need.”

So at that moment, Li Xinghe couldn't resist reaching into the flower bushes and piercing the noblewoman's flower path.

"Oh, be gentle!"

Olympia angrily bit Li Xinghe's shoulder.

Although the apple was already ripe, the woman looked more like a young girl at that moment.

But Li Xinghe's imagination could not be stopped.

The duchess kept emitting soft moans, while Li Xinghe pondered the ownership of the United Nations.

For the past few years, the United Nations has been pleading with the United States to move its headquarters to Nairobi, the capital of Kenya. The reasons aren't particularly compelling: Kenya likes to bolster the UN's prestige, and Nairobi is a relatively well-regarded city in Africa, being the home country of President Obama's father. Of course, more importantly, this is merely an excuse for the UN to demand funding from the US. After all, the US hasn't paid its 20% share of the UN's budget for many years, leaving the UN sometimes so strapped for cash that it has to sell its badges to raise funds.

He could designate a UN district in Pontianak, now renamed Lanfang Prefecture, and bring the UN, which has long served the US global strategy, to his territory, making them speak for him.

This strategy is indeed very good.

Just thinking about this made Li Xinghe feel that he should put it into practice immediately.

Olympia also pointed out a final benefit that killed three birds with one stone:

"And they will recognize the legitimacy of the Lanfang Republic."

"Yup!"

Another ingenious use is that if the UN branch were to move here, it would be tantamount to acknowledging Li Xinghe's political decision to dismantle Indonesia and establish the Lanfang Republic. The Lanfang Republic would then no longer be just a tourist attraction; it would become the UN headquarters in a predominantly Chinese area.

The political implications are self-evident.

So the two became even more excited, and Li Xinghe thrust hard into the noblewoman's round buttocks, deeply seizing the most beautiful parts from the waves of flesh. Fueled by alcohol, they joyfully and somewhat recklessly sowed the seeds of pleasure.

Li Xinghe embraced the British noblewoman and kissed her fiercely:

"You certainly have Churchill's style."

Olympia was helpless.

If it weren't for the fact that Li Xinghe's essence was still mixed in with the flower path, she really wanted to smash Li Xinghe's nose.

I don't know if it's a compliment or a sarcastic remark.

Seeing Li Xinghe lying on top of her in a daze again, she poked his waist in an annoyed tone:

"What are you thinking about?"

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking about how many children we should have."

Li Xinghe became once again captivated by the swaying waves of breasts brought on by the busty socialite.

If she knew that Li Xinghe was currently thinking about 'how crazy Churchill would go if he knew his grandniece had given herself to an Asian,' she probably wouldn't be able to enjoy herself today.

……

The next day.

Having completely devoured Duchess Olympia, and then suddenly ambushed by her sisters, Li Xinghe, whose soul trembled with pleasure all night, stumbled unsteadily to the Chinese Embassy in South Korea. (The rest of the text appears to be nonsensical and unrelated to the previous sentences.)

Li Xinghe said to Lao Wang in a very firm tone:

"I want to build a United Nations headquarters building in Lanfangfu, and also establish a peacekeeping force integrated center base there. And I want China to pay for it!"

Doesn't that sound a lot like Trump?

Moving the United Nations to Asia?

Actually, China also has this idea, so Lao Wang was just reminding Li Xinghe:

"The United Nations is a tool for global governance by the United States, and it won't easily follow our lead."

Li Xinghe may not be good at much else, but he is very good at coming up with ideas. He suggested:

"My request isn't high. We can consider building a branch of the United Nations in the Lanfang Republic first. We can separate out some functions, such as a Refugee Food Division specifically for Palestinian refugees in Gaza, a Women's Protection Division for women in the South Asian subcontinent, and a Southeast Asian Mediation Division to mediate political crises in Southeast Asia, etc. We can bring in the parts that are applicable in Asia, and as for the parts for Europe and America, the United States will naturally strangle the United Nations. Once that side is dead, this will be the new headquarters of the United Nations."

That's often how it is; when people desperately want something but can't get it, a powerful eagle claw appears.

It's okay, the Americans will help you if you want it.

Although this is harmful to the United States.

Old Wang poured tea for Li Xinghe:

"Let's talk."

Li Xinghe's thigh said:

“We will make a joint demand with the United Nations. Unless the United Nations transfers some of its actual functions to Lanfangfu, I will withdraw from India within three days and demand that India return the money immediately. I don’t care if their sons die or not.”

Simply put, it means splitting a portion of the UN headquarters and moving it to Lanfangfu, and linking it to resolving the Indian issue and providing India with certain basic investments.

We will not agree unless the United Nations dismantles its departments and transfers its authority.

Old Wang was interested and immediately began contacting various parties.

……

A day later, representatives of the Indian government and military arrived in Seoul.

The United Nations, the ambassadors of China, the United States, and Russia, and representatives from various sectors of Indian society began discussions on a range of issues concerning India.

Li Xinghe spoke first:

"I demand that the Indian government completely cut off all those garbage projects that were rushed into operation in the name of blindly pursuing domestic production, such as the development of the Arjun main battle tank, the Tejas MK2 fighter jet, and the third nuclear-powered electromagnetic catapult aircraft carrier. The money saved should be used for economic investment and debt repayment."

This single cut costs billions of dollars annually.

"it is good."

The military representative on the other side immediately applauded.

That's great, bro! That's absolutely right, bro!

The Indian armed forces have long wanted to get rid of that junk. In pursuit of so-called domestic production, the Indian military spends huge sums of money every year on the maintenance, procurement, and research and development of this junk. If this part could be cut, they would be happy to reduce their annual military budget.

While the Indian military's commissioners, led by Singh, have employed various methods to secure funding for projects, projects like the Arjun, Tejas, and the new nuclear-powered aircraft carrier were not actually initiated by the Indian military itself. These bizarre projects, driven by a blind pursuit of grandiose ambitions, were purely initiated by Indian politicians for the sake of self-promotion, disregarding the realistic limitations of their scientific research capabilities.

For example, while politicians were announcing their intention to produce their own tanks, the Indian Army was planning to introduce a Soviet/Russian tank production line.

So decades have passed, and the Arjun, the Tejas, and the new aircraft carrier have all made the Indian military very dissatisfied. They can only watch the money being wasted and have nothing to say.

China proposed:

"India should relax many restrictions on foreign investment and ensure that no new obstacles are set up to dodge past mistakes."

"can."

When asked how to ensure that foreign investment can enter and exit legally, everyone looked to Li Xinghe.

Li Xinghe shamelessly said:

“I think we should consider putting the Andaman and Nicobar Islands on hold for now. I will place a transport fleet here and an army in the Chinese Autonomous City of Medan.”

Everyone glanced at Li Xinghe sideways.

You're really stubborn, kid.