Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Burning New Delhi, thick smoke from burning everywhere, blends together with the gray-black smog.

New Delhi descended into widespread riots following Modi's declaration of his ouster.

Police and special response teams were mobilized to spray stun grenades on the streets to drive the rioting crowds back to the slums.

The First Armored Division outside the city also took the opportunity to deal with the vagrants who were stealing and robbing everywhere.

On the Ganges Plain, where the climate is far superior to that of North China, the landscape is a stark contrast: either the gray-black smog of cities or the yellowish, barren villages devoid of any greenery. Dust swirling in the air, barren hills, stinking rivers, felled trees, mountains of garbage, dilapidated construction sites, and emaciated, sallow-faced villagers—this constitutes the classic scene of North India as perceived by the Allied forces. (The last two lines appear to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated text.)

He Yang and his staff stood on the mound of loess, tenderly stroking the scarred farmland:

"The ecological collapse here is terrifying..."

The staff officer in charge of the map laughed:

“You might not believe it, but India will ask Google Maps to put green stickers on their maps near major cities to cover up this yellow ecological collapse.”

This is like burying your head in the sand.

But everyone believes:

"It sounds so Indian, we completely believe it."

At this time, the people of India were filled with anxiety.

People often believe that as long as "so-and-so" is overthrown, the economy will immediately improve and the country will immediately get back on track.

But in reality, the results are often the opposite.

Although Rahul Gandhi replaced Modi, India's economic predicament remains unresolved.

India is a parliamentary republic.

Politically, this manifests as a cycle of infighting between gangster lawmakers and chaebol representatives, with each taking turns in power.

This means that stepping down is not a fatal thing for a politician.

Rather, it's more accurate to say that when Modi shook off the escalating opposition crisis, he became invincible. In any case, Modi's economic reforms over the past 17 years have wiped out all the state-owned enterprises and various assets accumulated by his predecessor, the "father of economic reform," Singh, and India's ecological collapse has reached a point of no return.

Even if Rahul were to handle this mess, he wouldn't be able to manage it.

Modi, having returned to his hometown in Gujarat, confidently told the leaders of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS):

"It was Rahul Gandhi who forced us to step down. Given the current economic situation, even if the Congress Party were to win, what could they do?"

This actually freed Modi up.

After Rahul loses face for a few years and the Indian economy suffers huge losses to the point of no return, Modi can still return to the central government and continue to be seen as the 'savior' in the eyes of the Indian people. He is very good at cleaning up messes.

There are many countries in this world that appear powerful, but are actually mired in difficulties and could be easily crushed with a single kick.

For example, Syria, Egypt, and India are characterized by loose and fragmented politics, a huge population that exceeds the land's carrying capacity, and consequently, the country's fiscal problems that hinder national policies.

Take Egypt, for example. It appears to possess over a thousand M1 Abrams main battle tanks, making it arguably the strongest land force in Africa and a regional power in Asia. However, it is weak and incompetent in the face of Israel and begs for protection from the United States. Despite its military strength, it is essentially begging for food while holding a golden bowl.

The root cause of all this is Egypt's wildly expanding population and the ensuing political turmoil. Syria and India are in similar situations.

A huge population, a weak government, and incompetent politicians combine to create extremely fragile political stability.

Rahul Gandhi, who had just entered the Prime Minister's residence in New Delhi, immediately encountered a financial crisis.

The finance department told him:

"With insufficient fiscal resources, our current foreign exchange reserves are simply not enough to immediately repay $1000 billion. Moreover, considering fiscal factors, the consequences of doing so would be dire."

The Ministry of National Defense stated:

"The Indian army is willing to cooperate with the new government, but on the condition that the pensions of retired military personnel are absolutely not cut."

On one hand, there was a severe lack of funds, unable to repay Li Xinghe's $1000 billion debt or support the government's financial operations. On the other hand, there were over a million soldiers with red eyes, unwilling to see their pensions cut, and still not entirely convinced of the new government's authority.

Another government official reported to Largo:

"The Punjab independence movement demands recognition of their independent rights..."

"Naxalite (Maoist) guerrillas have resurfaced in Odisha..."

On the left is the wave of national independence; on the right, Maoist guerrillas are thriving in the cities. The Indian army is in disarray, completely paralyzed.

In an instant, the situation in India appeared precarious.

Modi held on for 17 years, while Lagos only lasted half a day before collapsing:

"I can not make it."

As He Yang attempted to escape from the vicinity of New Delhi and drive home on the Indian highway for free, Rahul Gandhi rushed out of the city and grabbed his leg, crying, "You can't abandon us!"

"Let go! We want to go home!" He Yang cursed the old Italian man in English.

"No, you have to take responsibility!" Rahul said, her eyes brimming with tears. She simply refused.

India is a cesspool; if you invest in it, your money will turn into cow dung.

If you kick it, your feet will also be covered in cow dung.

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For India at this moment, the most vulnerable are naturally those YouTubers who spend all day boasting about how powerful India is.

These people who used to argue with others every day have all deleted their accounts and gone into hiding, pretending they know nothing.

Social media, on the other hand, reluctantly conducted some social surveys:

"Some capitalists happily say, 'We've been colonized!' while others sadly lament, 'We've been colonized again.'"

“Some farmers said happily, ‘We’ve been colonized!’ while others lamented sadly, ‘We’ve been colonized again.’”

“Some workers happily said, ‘We’ve been colonized!’ while others lamented sadly, ‘We’ve been colonized again.’”

colonial?

This feeling is terrible for most Hindu nationalists.

They pursued independence and autonomy for decades, only to be kicked around and the Indian government collapsed, showing no signs of resilience. The path of Hindu nationalism crumbled.

colonial?

But some people's feelings are joyful and happy. Great! Finally, someone has been found willing to take over this pile of shit from India.

Indian bankers, small business owners, and urban bourgeois, waving their hats and roaring outside the Indian Ministry of Finance:

"Investment! We need investment! We need factories! We need an economy! Let's bring in Japanese capital as soon as possible!"

Let's colonize India, at least then everyone can survive.

There's no other reason than that.

Since the Indian central government lost control over its own officials and local governments, allowing them to exploit foreign companies and plunder their wealth under the pretext of "colonial exploitation," even more ruthlessly than the colonizers, foreign companies have stopped buying into this scheme.

After the pandemic disrupted the investment boom, India's foreign direct investment (FDI) ratio has been declining steadily. FDI figures have shrunk from hundreds of billions of dollars to tens of billions, and after accounting for divestments, the net value has reached single digits. In recent years, foreign investment has even fallen into negative territory.

Even more concerning, there are signs that Indian companies are investing overseas.

This means that not only have foreign companies found India to be a worthless dumping ground, but even Indian domestic companies have found themselves facing economic saturation in a market of over a billion people, unable to make money in a land rife with protectionism and beggar-thy-neighbor policies. As a result, they have begun to transfer their funds overseas to invest and make money.

This exposes the Modi government's long-touted market of over a billion people; in reality, only one to two hundred million people may actually be effective consumers. Those who can truly be considered middle class number only in the tens of millions. The remaining billion-plus poor who cannot consume are hardly even categorized as 'people' in a capitalist market.

But in reality, Chinese people understand that this is not because they are not truly human, but because the Indian government and local forces have turned them into a state akin to slavery.

So it's in Seoul.

In the office, Li Xinghe spread his hands and said to Duchess Olympia:

"What does this show? It shows that although India is huge, it is like a seemingly enormous but unmovable abandoned rock. Like a large piece of chicken rib, it is tasteless to eat and a pity to throw away."

"So we don't fall for that, we take the money and run."

But cow dung gets stuck to the soles of your shoes; once you step in it, you can't run away.

Just as Li Xinghe was reflecting on this, Mrs. Usa's internal phone rang urgently:

"I heard you're planning to withdraw troops from India?"

"Yes, I'm definitely leaving. This isn't the era of military garrisons and colonization anymore."

Li Xinghe's puzzled reply.

But then the person on the other end of the phone immediately started crying:

“But…but what will happen to the five southern states if you leave? We’ve only just started planning to form the South India United Party. If your army isn’t in India, the party will just scatter like birds and beasts.”

Mrs. Usha has not yet returned to India. She is currently meeting with representatives of various political parties in South India in Singapore, preparing to formally form a state within a state of India from five of the more economically developed southern states with a per capita GDP comparable to Vietnam.

Without Li Xinghe, what kind of political party could she possibly form?

"Huh? What can I do then?"

Lady Usha uttered the most classic words of an Indian Brahman:

"Without a doubt, you should station troops in India! I cannot survive without your military support."

Li Xinghe had a headache, so he could only give a perfunctory answer to Madam Wusha, saying that he would definitely continue to support her.

But we are no longer in the colonial era.

The cost of stationing troops is too high; to be honest, Li Xinghe isn't very interested.

No sooner had Mrs. Usa hung up the phone than ambassadors from the United Nations and many major powers arrived at her door. This time, they were all technocrats who wanted to discuss specific matters with Li Xinghe.

"We must not allow India to disintegrate, nor can we allow it to collapse!"

On the issue of preventing the disintegration of India, China, Russia, the United States, the European Union, Li Xinghe, and even Pakistan share a completely consistent view:

"India, when it comes together it's a pile of shit, when it's scattered it's shit everywhere."

We absolutely cannot let this pile of shit fall apart!

Otherwise, everyone will be in trouble.

Nobody wants to suddenly see millions or tens of millions of Indian refugees rushing into their homes, defecating and making the community stink.

This is especially true for neighboring Pakistan.

Pakistan's significance lies in being the center of the South Asian subcontinent representing Muslims in opposition to Hindu states. If India were to disintegrate, Pakistan, where Urdu is spoken by only a handful of native speakers, would immediately face its own fragmentation.

As long as India exists, Pakistan exists. If India perishes, Pakistan will disintegrate.

Therefore, both the Pakistan News and the Bangladesh Times ran large headlines urging Li Xinghe to quickly stabilize the situation in India:

"Li Xinghe bears an unshirkable political responsibility for the political turmoil in the Indian subcontinent!"

This is roughly equivalent to a hysterical roar: "You did it, you need to take responsibility!"

Faced with questions from various countries and ambassadors from around the world coming to Li Xinghe's door demanding that he stabilize the situation in India, Li Xinghe helplessly shrugged.

"What could I do? I just took advantage of India's loose and divided military deployment, which was at a post-World War II level, to stage a coup near New Delhi. I just want India to pay back the money. I assure you all that I will never colonize India, and I have absolutely no improper thoughts about India! I am a good boy."

As long as the Indian government plunders their foreign exchange reserves and hands over the expected reparations of 10 trillion yen, Li Xinghe will run away immediately and will never colonize India.

The UN representative hoped that Li Xinghe could stabilize the situation for a period of time.

"To stabilize India's current situation, countries need to work together to provide India with funds for stabilization and redevelopment. But before that, India's foolish and backward political status quo must be broken,"

Li Xinghe countered:

"so?"

Everyone expressed:

"So you can't leave India. You have to station troops in India, and you have to ensure that when foreign investment comes into India, foreign investors can at least get a return. This contributes to global economic and political stability."

In other words, the US, China, Russia, Europe, and the United Nations do want to deal with India, this piece of trash. However, because the Indian government can't control Commissioner Singh, who is only interested in making money, India has even managed to embezzle UN investments.

As the person who caused all of this, everyone hopes that Li Xinghe can take responsibility after stirring up trouble and clean up this mess.

In this way, various countries are willing to provide investment loan guarantees of about $2000 billion to help India's nearly dried-up economy recover. However, Li Xinghe wants to station troops in India to ensure that the money invested by foreign companies can be withdrawn.

"Holy shit..."

Li Xinghe was very depressed.

Why should I take the blame for this?

After the ambassadors left, Duchess Olympia, with a beaming expression as if she had returned to the glorious days of British history, began to tell Indian jokes:

"The money you reinvested in India is tainted with the curse of cow dung."

This is the curse of the Ganges River and cow dung.