Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Seeing Trump suddenly tear off his mask, transforming back into a New York playboy, and even making many alliances with the Democrats, and even showing signs of forming a third party, has left many far-left and far-right fighters in the United States bewildered.

We've all fought tooth and nail over your bullshit, and now you're suddenly turning against us? What about us?

In an interview with The New York Times, Obama commented:

"Our dear old boy with the urinary bag has suddenly changed his policy, with one foot on the Democratic Party and the other on the Republican Party, as if he is about to form a third party."

As a result, the Republican Party has experienced a policy split, with Trump and Vance leading the way.

While the tech right wing, whose ability to create outrageous content is far inferior to Trump's, is not to be outdone in terms of sheer creativity, Trump himself is no match for them.

Trump opened a new "New Union," aiming to divide the country in two.

Vance then "reigned supreme," achieving centralized power and unifying the two into one.

On this day, Vance posted a picture of a golden laurel wreath from ancient Rome on his social media platform, along with an appendix titled "Technology Emperor System Act" compiled by right-wing tech think tanks.

They announced:

"The Congress and the Supreme Court will bestow upon the President the title of 'First Citizen of the United States,' much like an Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, granting him broader and more exclusive single executive privileges. Numerous large technology companies will tailor new technology systems specifically for the United States. Through countless autonomous technology cities, the goal is to enable the United States to surpass China in technology!"

Although the theory is that he is an emperor, in essence, it is still a product of the continued expansion of Trump's 'single executive power'.

In essence, it means achieving complete control of the state by administrative power.

Ignore the courts and Congress.

Then they bestowed titles upon many 'Imperial Free Cities,' allowing tech giants to become local tyrants and elect emperors within them.

Suddenly, President Vance, who touted himself as a Republican elite and supported many tech giants and corporate oligarchs, was about to push through the Emperor Act in the Supreme Court and Congress, crowning himself.

One master of pranks can throw everyone into chaos, but two masters of pranks can make everyone even more exhausted.

Americans no longer post 'Soviet jokes' online.

This time they started creating all sorts of 'American democracy jokes'. (The rest of the text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the initial statement.)

Such a rapid change shocked even Obama for a time.

The Black Pharaoh muttered to himself:

"You change? He changes? You change, he changes, and I change too. We all change, change, change."

"I need to start thinking about marriage."

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When the news reached Japan, Li Xinghe simply couldn't eat his breakfast.

"What kind of transformation... Is this some kind of American-style makeover show? Once the outer layer is peeled off, it will expose its true colors of having no morals and deceiving voters like fools?"

Trump is going to transition to Phase Two, and Vance is also going to transition to Phase Two.

Sitting opposite her, Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei asked with an elegant manner:

"These two people have such weak political foundations, what are you worried about?"

"I'm more worried about Obama."

Li Xinghe has yet to see through this dark monster of power hidden beneath the filters and halos of various media outlets.

You can see through the mediocre abilities of figures like Trump and Vance, who are skilled at media promotion but lack real talent. However, it's much harder to see through the character and essence of someone like Obama, an old power elite.

Internet celebrities rise and fall, depending on media channels for dissemination. Politicians and elites rise and fall, depending on power transactions on political platforms.

He pondered, trying to deduce and simulate Obama's next move:

"Obama is probably getting a divorce. This famous 'Mangosteen Mangosteen Mangosteen Mangosteen Elite Establishment' who is hiding in the Black civil rights movement is finally going to tear off his mask and start to show his true colors."

"Oh?"

Hua Yingmei put down the report.

"His marriage to this woman was politically significant. Getting rid of her meant giving up all his current fame, status, skills, and political path, and discarding the civil rights aura that the Kennedy faction had given him. He would become a true white old elite, just like the Republican Party."

As a child whose maternal grandmother was the president of a bank in Hawaii, whose mother learned how to do international face reform, and who had a brief, passionate affair with her father, a high-ranking official in Kenya, Obama grew up in an elite white family that disliked his skin color but generously provided him with money to raise him.

Despite his skin color, Obama's underlying white elite identity has never faded. During his school years, all of Obama's girlfriends were tall, fair-skinned women, a stark contrast to the darker, fuller-figured Michelle he is now.

Michelle Obama, Obama's wife, hails from Chicago and comes from a working-class background. She holds a prominent position in the American civil rights movement. Therefore, marrying her was a carefully chosen political alliance for Obama. After marrying Michelle, Obama fully utilized his status as a Black elite: graduating with his doctorate in 91, entering the Illinois State Legislature in 98, becoming a U.S. Senate member in 04, being elected president in 08, and moving into the White House at the age of 47.

Hua Yingmei pouted her red lips:

"Just like me?"

"No, no, I love you so much. Let's have another one."

Li Xinghe smiled and kissed her on the cheek.

Unexpectedly, direct words of love worked better than scheming. Hua Yingmei put away the documents, her face flushed, and left.

Unexpectedly, two ladies who rarely appeared here came up to Li Xinghe from the left and right.

It was Zhao Lieshu and Shang Qiujia.

Zhao Lieshu, dressed in a royal blue dress, coquettishly scolded Li Xinghe:

"what about me?"

Shang Qiujia, dressed in an elegant light white midi skirt, also followed beside her, pouting coquettishly:

"Yeah, what about me?"

Li Xinghe coughed, trying to cover for himself:

"Why are you all gathered together?"

The two women sat down in the office. Zhao Lieshu, who had connections with the Qingshan Command, asked Li Xinghe, her jealousy bubbling over:

"I heard that the lesbian couple you know are both pregnant?"

It's Gil and May.

It was already stated at the time that Jill and May had taken fertility drugs to ensure the Maleki family could maintain its power in Japan. However, their real intention was that since they were unable to have children and were already married, they should raise children according to Christian tradition.

So for the past few months, the two of them have completely let loose and are trying to conceive.

Seeing that Li Xinghe was struggling, Zhao Lieshu didn't press her lover further, but instead brought up his more important matter:

"As you know, it's almost the end of 2030. Various democratic factions in South Korea are subtly or overtly asking when you're going to choose your nationality. It also involves the issue of Cho Gu-hwan's presidency, and the future of Moon Jae-in, Yoon Seok-youl, and others. The entire South Korean political arena is like a time bomb in a pressure cooker, just waiting to explode on January 1, 2031. There are only 5 months left."

This is Lee Sung-ha's current political dilemma in South Korea.

You can either choose Japanese citizenship and stay in Japan.

Either choose South Korean citizenship and go to South Korea to become the real ruler.

Unexpectedly, the South Korean democrats have begun to show signs of forcing a resignation.

Li Xinghe angrily took off his glasses.

Earlier, during the South Korean household debt crisis, Lee Sung-ha sent people to slap these people hard in the face and destroy a large number of local political forces in South Korea. However, the democratic faction was not eliminated and revived to continue their political movement.

This is quite reasonable, because South Korea is the only country in Northeast Asia with a democratic political system based on electoral voting, and given its national nature that is prone to extremism, it is impossible to eradicate them in the short term.

"How to do?"

"They're not wrong to make a fuss. But the problem is, they're on the wrong side."

Although South Korea's right-wing idiots have deep-rooted pro-Japanese and pro-American sentiments, they are spineless and biased, and could suddenly transform into "pro-Japan" parties at any time. So, although they are always subjected to scorn, they always seem to "let others laugh and scold, I'll be a good dog," and always manage to find new masters.

Therefore, the South Korean right wing is essentially a 'serving the great power' faction inherited from North Korea.

But the South Korean left, which emerged after the democratic movements against Park Chung-hee and Chun Doo-hwan, is caught in the worst geopolitical situation, facing encirclement by China, Japan, North Korea and the United States, as well as the ups and downs of economic changes. They think they have a choice, but in reality they don't.

Zhao Lieshu hugged Li Xinghe from behind, rubbing his forehead, silently expressing her support.

After some thought, Li Xinghe said:

"Enemies don't just disappear on their own. But there's not much to worry about. We can keep the ongoing East Asian economic negotiations involving China, Japan, South Korea, and North Korea a secret from South Korea for now. When the dollar starts to falter in October, I'll want to see how the South Korean left reacts."

When the US dollar suddenly plummets, South Korea, like a canary in a coal mine, will immediately suffer a horrific fate due to the sudden changes in the international situation: banks will explode, the stock market will go crazy, cryptocurrency investors will commit suicide, and various industrial companies will go bankrupt.

By then, South Korea will have no choice.

South Korea can only figure out for itself whether it needs the seedlings of Lee Sung-ha's dictatorship or the weeds of American democracy.

Zhao Lieshu brought up the issue of South Korea, while Shang Qiujia brought up the issue of Japan.

She sat at the table and said:

"Your enemies are endless, but you need to be very careful with your family members so that you can have more children."

She placed two boxes of unmarked fertility pills on the table, making it clear that after several months of rest, this woman in her early thirties couldn't wait any longer and had to have as many children as possible while she was still healthy, in order to avoid the anxiety of looking at a child in her fifties or sixties.

Therefore, she requested:

"We must have another child, no, we must even get all the royal girls pregnant. Only in this way can we consolidate our control over the country."

Aside from Princess Mako, who had already been removed from the Imperial Family, Princess Aiko is currently the only one with any right to inherit the throne. Although she is not particularly beautiful, she has a good character and enjoys considerable public support. Therefore, Shang Qiujia even considered having her cousin undergo artificial insemination to prevent her from being controlled by others.

The truly ferocious little fox is the one by the bed.

"Then you mean..."

Li Xinghe's eyes widened, only to see Shang Qiujia pick up a box of medicine.

Zhao Lieshu took the other box, her expression a mix of strength, shyness, and cunning.

They were attacked from both sides by two fox demons.

Chapter 839: The Great Dictator Li Xinghe Teaches the Japanese Communist Theory (5100 words)

"I'm in the office."

Before Li Xinghe could even argue, he was kissed by Zhao Lieshu, who looked unhappy. Li Xinghe had been traveling around a lot lately and had accumulated a huge debt.

Then Shang Qiujia bit Li Xinghe's ear: "Give it to Lie Shu in the morning, and come to my house tonight!"

Then she left.

Oh, there's even a division of labor.

When Gao Tiao learned that Li Xinghe had returned, he ran over to report:

"Boss, there are opposition members at the school..."

Teacher Katayama Mizuo pulled the excited Takajo May back:

"Something happened."

Then the two of them leaned against the window, their faces flushed, watching the Korean woman in the room strike various erotic dance poses, gradually approaching the desk in the dimly lit room. Then she stretched out her jade-like foot and stepped on Li Xinghe's thigh, followed by all sorts of "ee-ee-ya-ya" sounds, making the poor desk almost fall apart.

"Is today's theme about imitating K-pop trainees?"

"Wow...what sexy dance moves! Do Korean actresses practice like this in the practice room?"

"They dance like that in public too."

"Wow, the lines and marks in that area are all raised."

"Teacher, didn't you do that too...?"

"Don't talk nonsense, teacher, I... don't turn on the lights."

Katayama Mizuo was spouting nonsensical nonsense, but Takajo Satsuki simply didn't believe him.

However, May received a call from Yamato Kana yesterday. Yamato Kana said she had some secret information to share and asked May to come to her house that night, which made May very curious. Little did she know that she would be bombarded with information when she got there.

After work, Li Xinghe strolled to Akasaka Palace and tried to capture a royal princess in the Japanese Imperial Garden Palace.

Shang Qiujia still lives alone. Although she already has a known heir to the throne, she doesn't take care of the child entirely on her own. Many nannies from the new palace take turns helping out. Today, she temporarily sent the child to a nanny's place to prevent the child from disturbing her fun late at night.

When Li Xinghe came in, Shang Qiujia was wearing a sexy nightgown and was stirring eggs to make a Western-style dinner.

A thick stack of printed papers was on the table.

Seeing Li Xinghe's puzzled expression, Shang Qiujia boasted:

"For my future political career, I specifically took the entrance exam for a master's program at Gakushuin University, and I plan to complete my doctorate. Pretty impressive, right?"

At over 30 years old, with a child, she was still preparing for her master's application and thesis exams. Although she was clearly involved in royal privileges at this point, it was still quite inspiring. At least she actually wrote her thesis herself, instead of having it haphazardly written by intermediaries like other Japanese, British, or many dynasties.

Li Xinghe pinched her fox-like cheek:

"That's really impressive."