Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Li Daiyao and Zhao Lieshu arrived at the Cabinet Office and read it aloud to Li Xinghe:

"I've compiled some messages from various people for you. Don't hang up, listen... don't go!"

Li Daiyao pulled Li Xinghe back:

"First sentence: You son of a bitch, don't let me see you in Ningbo, or I'll kick your ass off."

After reading this, Li Daiyao laughed so hard she almost fell over.

Zhao Lieshu read the second sentence in a clear and resonant voice:

"The second sentence: Lama, you little scoundrel..."

Before he could finish reading the second sentence, Li Xinghe turned and ran.

Li Daiyao and Zhao Lieshu followed behind:

"Don't go! There's a third one, 丂...don't go! What does this character mean?"

Li Xinghe has a new nickname.

The number one monster in East Asia.

Chapter 779: Unifying Tour 9988, Advancing with a Two-Pronged Approach (5900 words)

The five-star red flag flutters in the wind!

A group of Americans, aboard a South Korean-built amphibious assault ship and escorted by a Japanese destroyer, waved Chinese flags, sang patriotic songs, and sailed away on the sea, facing a selfie stick.

The passing fishermen were left with bewildered expressions.

The fishermen were still hesitant:

"Did we just see something wrong?"

"Is that our ship?"

This force, escorted by the destroyers Maro-do and Maya, was undoubtedly the main force of the Han Kuang Volunteer Army. They sailed south along the east side of Taiwan, establishing three bases on Turtle Island, Green Island, and Orchid Island, where they encountered virtually no resistance.

Traveling south from Turtle Island for about 100 miles, you will reach Green Island, which is located off the coast of Taitung County.

This is a former prison of white terror during Chiang Kai-shek's era, home to the infamous Green Island Prison for political prisoners. The island's original inhabitants were all burned to death by their Han Chinese ancestors, so the island's 4000-plus inhabitants are all Han Chinese from Xiaoliuqiu. However, this area is a staunchly Kuomintang (KMT) electoral district, and has been entirely represented by KMT representatives since the beginning of elections.

Therefore, when the volunteer soldiers who stormed the island onto the beach charged into the village with guns in hand, they were prepared to commit murder as a show of force.

Unexpectedly, after firing several shots into the air, the island's residents readily accepted the situation of the blue flag being lowered. The former White Terror prison memorial hall was conveniently converted into military quarters on the island, and the island's only 711-Eleven became a place for everyone to eat.

After leaving 50 troops behind, the army continued its journey.

Dozens of miles south lies Orchid Island.

Orchid Island, as the place with the largest number of indigenous people among the small, established settlements of Taiwan overseas, has a population of over 5,000, 90% of whom are Tao people.

They share the same ethnicity and language with the deceased indigenous people of Green Island to the north and the Philippine islands of Batam to the south. They used to travel by boat between the islands during the monsoon season, but have long since settled there. They were courted by the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) during the election, but they are more supportive of unification.

So when the volunteer army approached the shore, the Tao people, who had long since gathered at the port, welcomed this foreign army with songs and dances, carrying red flags into the village square, where everyone joyfully raised the national flag together.

Of course, the locals also have their doubts:

"So that's it? But will the supplies be delivered?"

Supporting unification is true, but if it leads to the cessation of air traffic to Taitung County, leaving people without food, that would be awkward. Although people here aren't as concerned about money as Han Chinese, food is still essential.

Fortunately, the political instructor accompanying the team told them:

"We're unified! Soon there will be direct ships from Ryukyu to here, and supplies can be transported here. You can go to Ryukyu to take a ship and then go to mainland China or Japan. But I guess you probably won't be able to leave. Soon the whole island will be packed with mainlanders celebrating unification. I expect your tourism business will be booming. Take advantage of this now and get on board with the tourism app and talk to major companies about unified tourism."

When the Tao people found out, they started singing and dancing again, and took the opportunity to drag out the pro-DPP members in the crowd and slap them, warning them not to have any further involvement with the DPP.

Half a day later, they came back with cautious anticipation and asked:

"Can you dispose of the nuclear waste on the island?"

There are 10 barrels of nuclear waste left behind by Taiwan Power Company stored on Lanyu Island. This is one of the reasons why the Tao people on the island are extremely dissatisfied with Taiwan. How can they not hate Taiwan for treating their beautiful homeland as a nuclear waste dump?

The volunteer army really didn't know how to handle this problem.

These soldiers, whose average education level was only junior high school, didn't even know what nuclear waste was, yet they confidently asserted:

"Okay. Let's take a few buckets and see where we can throw them."

This is the essence of American ways of doing things. Even if you probably won't do it well, you have to do something to make yourself look capable.

After all, doing it might lead to success, while not doing it might lead to complete failure.

The nuclear waste stored here was actually hauled up by the carefree volunteer army, who hauled a few buckets onto a tugboat, intending to defecate and urinate anywhere on the sea, throwing it into the ocean first, and leaving the rest for the Chinese government to figure out.

Fifty soldiers and a political instructor were left behind, while the rest continued onward.

They sailed southwest for dozens of miles.

The fleet rounded the Qixingyan Reef Group, the southernmost point of Taiwan, and the massive cosplay game had just begun. A large group of people jumped off the ship, ran to the reef to take photos, and even put up a tacky "I'll be waiting for you at Qixingyan" sign before uploading it to the internet.

As they sailed further west, they saw a small island on the shore.

The guide said:

"That's Xiaoliuqiu over there. It's a pity it's too close to the Taiwan coast. Pingtung County is just 18 miles away. You can try to probe it. But there are quite a lot of anti-aircraft and anti-ship weapons there."

So the fleet launched a few assault boats to test the waters.

Gunfire erupted on the island, and it was unclear who was firing the shots.

Considering that everyone came to cosplay as members of the People's Liberation Army, we decided not to rush in.

After failing to storm Xiaoliuqiu, the fleet routinely dispatched helicopters to drop leaflets, then changed course and headed west towards the Dongsha Islands, which are controlled by Taiwan.

Taiwanese people did not feel particularly anxious about the successive loss of offshore islands. They discovered that civilian air travel and the trade of goods were not interrupted, only that warships were more cautious in their movements. Many young people even rode jet skis to Qixingyan, the southernmost point of Taiwan, to take photos with the "I'm waiting for you at Qixingyan" sign left by the volunteer army.

Hundreds of miles west of Taiwan, the volunteer army landed on the Dongsha Islands.

The people on the island raised their hands in surrender and raised the red flag.

As is customary, they filmed videos, checked in at various spots, sang and danced, praising the beautiful landscapes of their motherland, and then continued their journey south.

The journey south was long, so they visited Sansha City along the way.

Yongxing Island, where Sansha City is located, has thousands of residents. When they saw such a large naval regiment carrying red flags coming ashore, everyone was stunned.

They went ashore very casually, waving Japanese yen around and shopping on the island, even claiming to be members of the "Han Kuang Volunteer Army" and the Supo Black Meat Army, who were fighting the first battle to retake Taiwan.

At first, everyone was very nervous.

They only began to make contact with each other after urgently contacting their superiors and confirming that these people did not pose a significant threat.

By evening, the beach barbecue party had already begun.

A group of American soldiers were howling and screaming there:

"I've heard of it, but never seen it. Twenty-five thousand li—there's talk of it, but no one's actually done it. How do you know it's not easy?"

If you've fallen in love with me, please kiss my lips.

The islanders are hard to keep in check and find it difficult to accept American-style party culture.

Some of those who learned Chinese on the Ryukyu Islands even boasted to the locals about their glorious achievements, claiming that they had fought their way south from Ryukyu (where they were beaten) all the way to Southeast Asia.

A resident of Sansha asked:

"That's outrageous! Where are you going?"

The US military officer, after drinking, boasted about himself:

"We're going to retake Taiping Island!" (Mei Youyou, what about me? You're free? Lin Zaizai, what about me?)

People still don't understand.

The group spent the night in Sansha City, leaving behind a beach full of trash. The next day, under the supervision of the supervisors, they cleaned up the beach before leaving.

Then came another long sea voyage.

The volunteer army set off from Sansha City, but instead of heading south directly, they went east to Huangyan Island near the Philippines to patrol and see if there were any monkeys that could help them meet their quota.

Huangyan Island is an island that China has been under its actual control since 2012, and Philippine coast guard and fishing boats have been constantly patrolling the area.

Sure enough, several Philippine coast guard and fishing boats approached.

However, what they actually wanted to ask was whether these people were Japanese or Korean.

But the American soldiers on board couldn't understand why a few small boats would dare to launch a "Banzai" charge against their fleet.

"Where did these punks come from... kill them!"

The group held up their rifles and fired continuously from behind the railing.

Gunfire erupted from the ship, bullets sweeping across several coast guard and fishing boats like a storm.

The dark humor lies in the fact that Li Xinghe, as a warlord, dispatched American troops, so their open shooting of Filipino fishermen in the South China Sea wouldn't cause any major international incident. After all, the world order is still dominated by Europe and the United States.

The more domineering they are, the less moral burden they have.

Sure enough, the deaths of 11 Philippine coast guard officers and fishermen at sea were nothing out of the ordinary.

The US military didn't care about the Filipinos at all. They even threw the nuclear waste containers hanging from their ship onto the Philippine vessel, started the engines, and sent the dilapidated ship back towards the Philippines to deliver the nuclear waste.

Some people were even filming videos on the boat.

"Hey guys, send me some gifts and I'll show you how Filipinos sleep at sea. You've definitely never seen anything like it."

The phone was turned around, and there were Filipinos floating face down, fast asleep on the sea.

It was indeed sleeping very soundly; it didn't even feel the bleeding and was still fast asleep face down on the sea.

Netizens showered the video with gifts, but it was quickly taken down.

Mainland netizens have gained a deeper understanding of the abstract nature of Li Xinghe.

This is practically a troll parade.

Soon after, the fleet arrived at the final destination of the cruise, Taiping Island in the Zheng He Reefs.

The Taiwanese garrison on the island surrendered in a daze.

To this end, the volunteers filmed a video together on the deck of the Mara Island, holding up portraits of Zheng He and cheering together:

"This is our victorious long sea voyage! Starting from Ryukyu, passing through Guishan, Green Island, and Orchid Island, and heading south from the Dongsha Islands to Taiping Island, we have protected the vast maritime borders of our great motherland and prevented the Taiwanese puppet regime from selling out national interests in its desperation. Now, let's all sing the national anthem!"

"Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves!"

The parade has now come to an end.

The 10,000-mile sea voyage belonging to the Han Kuang Volunteer Army has come to an end.

The results were even better than Li Xinghe had anticipated. They advanced southwards without resistance, smoothly completing their entire planned operation. Not only did they encounter no resistance, but the only ones who showed hostility were the group of Philippine coast guard soldiers who had been shot dead.

Although it was a troll cosplay, it represented Lee Sung-ha's first step in controlling Japan, contacting South Korea and North Korea, and inserting his influence into Southeast Asia.

Upon hearing the news, mainland netizens gathered in various counties at the junction of Shandong, Henan, Anhui and Jiangsu provinces, searching everywhere for Li Xinghe's ancestral graves but to no avail.

He wanted to set off fireworks but couldn't. He was so frustrated he was scratching his head in frustration.

Watching a group of Americans sing the national anthem on their phones, mainland audiences, even though they knew it was a troll cosplay team sent by Li Xinghe, still felt a magical sense of shifting timelines.

But that's not even the most trollish part.

The Ryukyu Tourism Development Agency, which heavily relies on the tourism industry, has launched a groundbreaking tourism plan for all of China:

"The Unification Grand Tourism Plan begins! Embark on a cruise ship, escorted by armed patrol vessels of the Joint Forces, departing from Okinawa, heading south to Turtle Island, cruising around Green Island, viewing orchids on Orchid Island, diving at Seven Star Crags, and then visiting Dongsha and Sansha City, before continuing to Huangyan Island, Taiping Island, Yongshu Island, Meiji Reef, and Zhubi Reef to experience the South China Sea scenery. There's even a surprise (referring to machine gun fire on Philippine and Vietnamese boats) that you can enjoy on board. Single tickets are only NT$9988, and families get a 75% discount! Book now!"

Netizens were utterly shocked:

"Wow? Wow, that's amazing! There's this kind of tourism?"

"It's not standardized yet, bro... Where do I register?"

People searched everywhere online.

Then, viewers flooded the Ryukyu Tourism Development Agency's Douyin livestream room, where Ryukyu staff were diligently replying to the frantically flooded comments:

"9988? That's so cheap? Does it include room and board?"

"Apart from the airfare to Ryukyu, which you need to pay for yourself, the 9988 package includes fuel surcharge, food, accommodation, one dive at Seven Star Crags, and one landing at Taiping Island. If you make purchases in Orchid Island or Sansha City during the trip, we will not cover them."

Someone asked:

"Is it okay to conduct live-fire target practice?"