Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Scarlett Johansson trains soldiers in broken Chinese:

Our goal is!

The soldiers simply recited the sentences:

"The vast universe!"

Scarlett asked again:

Our slogan is!

The soldiers raised their hands and shouted in unison:

"Reclaim our homeland, give us back our rivers and mountains!"

After shouting slogans, these American soldiers, dressed in the latest Chinese-style military uniforms, mimicking Chinese military salutes, and organized similarly to the People's Liberation Army, leisurely sat down and devoured their lunch. Today's meal was pork stew with vermicelli, stir-fried potato shreds, and eggs. (The last two lines appear to be random characters and are left untranslated.)

While munching on their food like wolves, the soldiers, both men and women, were incredibly happy:

"As long as the salary is paid in full and the daily food and lodging are at this level, let alone asking me to shout 'Reclaim our homeland,' even if I were asked to fight back to the Americas... well, that would still require extra pay."

In reality, these guys are just serving in the military, getting paid, and sending their earnings back to their families. Since the Pentagon can't effectively control them anymore, it doesn't matter where they work. Anyone with a sense of national responsibility in the US military would have died long ago. Now, everyone's eating well, not selling drugs or smuggling weapons; they're all top-notch soldiers.

They didn't wait long in Naha before receiving orders to launch an attack.

"Time to get to work."

"Huh? So fast?"

The soldiers thought they were stationed in Naha City.

The bewildered Han Kuang Volunteer Army saw their newest flagship at Mie Port in Naha City: the Marado, the second ship of the South Korean Dokdo-class amphibious assault ships, along with four Gorjung-class and Tennobung-class landing ships. In addition, there was an escort group consisting of Japanese Maya-class missile destroyers, Takanami-class and Murasame-class general-purpose destroyers.

At first glance, looking at these gleaming and impressive ships, they thought they were a fleet destined to destroy a nation.

Since joining the army, I have never fought such a rich battle, except for the lack of aircraft carriers.

Currently, this joint Japanese-South Korean fleet is using temporary icons, modifying its ship markings, and changing its flags from its own national flags to dragon flags. The crew members are also changing into Chinese-style military uniforms and attaching five-star red flag armbands to their uniforms. Everyone is trying hard to keep a straight face and avoid laughing out loud.

Scarlett, with a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) in her mouth, met with the two newly arrived commanders:

"Rear Admiral Cho Chung-ho of the South Korean Fifth Torpedo/Landing Fleet is in charge of amphibious landing missions, and Brigadier General Adam Vilim from Jeju Island is in charge of on-site combat command."

"Hello, I'm Scarlett, an Army captain in charge of supervision."

Scarlett was too embarrassed to say that her current rank was already colonel.

Looking at the white-faced Han Kuang Army soldiers on the port, both commanders found it difficult to control their expressions:

"Isn't our disguise a bit too daring?"

"I don't think this can be called a disguise at all. We're not even as good as the Syrian National Army supported by Turkey. At least Turkey has a lot of Syrians. We can't go back and get plastic surgery now, can we? Plastic surgery in South Korea shouldn't be that fast, right?"

There was no time for cosmetic surgery; the Han Kuang Volunteer Army had to rush south to prevent the Taiwanese regime from selling sovereignty over the Dongsha Islands and Taiping Island to other Southeast Asian countries.

In the ship's command post, Adam, as a professional brigade commander, pointed to the east side of Taiwan:

"Our first destination is here—the Lanyang Plain!"

Taiwan's topography is divided into two parts by a central mountain range. Western Taiwan consists of a series of plains and basins, while Eastern Taiwan is different, consisting of only a small plain at the mouth of the Yilan River and the East Rift Valley plain. The strategic value here is very low. The coastline is full of cliffs and precipices, with only one or two places suitable for launching a landing operation. However, even if you get there, there is nowhere to go because it is surrounded by mountains. It is somewhat similar to Fujian's position on the mainland, a typical place that military strategists do not want to contest.

Several U.S. Army battalion commanders raised questions:

Why should we go to a place with no strategic value?

Scarlett was responsible for explaining the strategic objectives:

"We need to draw a long line stretching thousands of miles. From the main island of Ryukyu, all the way south to Taiping Island, we will take control of all the overseas islands controlled by Taiwan. Do you understand? From Ryukyu to the South China Sea, when you land in the Philippines in the future, you will have to rely on this battle line."

Landing in the Philippines...

All the American officers, without prior agreement, thought of the Bataan Death March, MacArthur's escape, and the Pacific War.

Some people joked:

"Are we facing MacArthur this time?"

"Don't worry, MacArthur is behind us this time."

Scarlett smiled and teased her husband.

Before launching an attack, emotional mobilization is also necessary.

On February 6, 2030, the Han Kuang Army departed from Yonaguni Island in the early morning and approached Turtle Island, which is a few dozen miles from the coast of Yilan County.

This island is famous for its resemblance to a tortoise.

Before landing on the island, the female officer in charge of playing the role of political commissar came out and gave a pre-battle mobilization speech in a mix of Chinese and English: "Soldiers! Guishan Island is ahead! Guishan Island is a territory of Taiwan, and Taiwan Island has been isolated for so long, eighty years after the rebellion. Advance! This is the first time in 80 years that Chinese troops have beached on Taiwan Island!"

If we disregard why Taiwan has been isolated for 80 years, these words are not very effective as a means of military mobilization.

But the American soldiers were very excited. For the first time in 80 years, Chinese troops had landed on Taiwan Island, only to be met by this group of cosplayers.

Fun!

"Charge!"

The assault boat sped out of the amphibious dock of the Marado Island, where soldiers waved the five-star red flag and even filmed a video to commemorate the occasion.

Guishan Island has only a few small houses, a small dock, and a few management personnel.

When the managers saw hundreds of American soldiers waving red flags and charging in, they thought it was a military exercise and greeted them with "Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome."

Unfortunately, this was not a drill. After being beaten up, the management personnel were all captured.

Soldiers stood atop Turtle Head Rock on Turtle Island, raising red flags and cheering:

"This JB Island is ours now!"

"Watch your words, it's Turtle Head Island."

"Understood, JB Island."

A five-star red flag rises slowly over Guishan Island, where a group of white soldiers, their accents a jumbled mess, chant: "Our beloved Lord of the Nation!"

It's hard to say how effective it will be, but some soldiers have actually developed a sense of belonging to this red flag.

However, after the video was circulated in Tokyo, Li Xinghe almost laughed himself to death in bed.

……

The next day at daybreak, the Taiwanese military in Yilan County received a notification from the transport personnel of the fleet that had attempted to land on the island but were stopped by gunfire: something had happened!

Guishan Island has fallen!

The 168th Fleet of the Taiwanese Army in Su'ao Port, the Lanyang Local Command in Sanxing Township, and the 153rd Brigade of the Taiwanese Army in Yilan City, in this small county, stationed 9 patrol ships and 6500 soldiers. However, they were divided into two fleets and two brigade commands of the same level, and were not subordinate to each other. The Taiwanese Army, which fully demonstrated the characteristics of the National Army, slowly and hurriedly left the camp.

They first went to the shore and used a small boat to go over and observe:

"Turtle. A flag is raised on its head! Turtle. A red flag has been raised on its head! Mazu, that's the Five-Starred Red Flag, the people from the other side are coming!"

"Armed helicopters have appeared on Turtle Peak 401! To reiterate, they've built a permanent fortress on Turtle Peak!"

"Is that an anti-aircraft missile vehicle on the turtle's tail?"

Why does everyone on the island look white?

The Taiwanese military was completely baffled.

What puzzled them even more was that those warships in the distance, which did not seem to be part of the Chinese fleet, were flying red flags.

While the Taiwanese troops were running around the shore like madmen, the troops stationed on Turtle Island were just watching the show.

When those old, cumbersome 155mm howitzers appeared on the shore, the American soldiers vaguely remembered seeing these things in a military museum.

"Hey, Long-Legged Tom! This is the stuff my great-grandfather used, right?"

Some people were quite amazed.

Someone humorously explained:

"You read that right, 100% pure WWII products, used for 80 years straight. Now there's no production line for even the shells, the shells can only be pieced together by reloading. It's a sin to break even one shell."

There were also several Chinese people in the group, and they all sighed at the weight of history:

"Perhaps some of these cannons even participated in the Huaihai Campaign or the Crossing the Yangtze River Campaign."

The sentry launched a drone to observe what equipment the troops on the other side of the sea were using.

"Their tanks are coming out...coming out...coming out...I knock, M113?"

Yes, a large group of historically significant M113 tanks slowly emerged from the coastal area. Those familiar with Taiwan will know that these are the Clouded Leopard tanks, modified from the M113s that Taiwan boasts about.

Don't ask if the M113 is Vietnam War equipment, just tell me whether it has been modified or not!

"It's like I'm looking at a military museum."

Both Chinese and Americans were stunned by the historically significant equipment.

With such limited equipment, the Taiwanese military was even hesitant to leave port, so the troops quickly continued south.

As the main amphibious force continued south, leaving 50 troops and a general-purpose destroyer on the island, the U.S. soldiers immediately started playing on their cell phones:

"Brothers and friends, let's all shoot videos on Douyin, TikTok, Xiaohongshu, Facebook, and Instagram. Let's manage our accounts well. Just think about it, there are 14 billion people in China, so many people will be giving us tips."

Everyone was overjoyed.

A large number of bizarre accounts, such as "Han Guang Volunteer Army - Ai Lili" and "Han Guang - Chen Maike", quickly proliferated on the internet.

Then videos of flag raising, singing, island attacking, and saluting suddenly exploded online.

At first, everyone thought that AI had come back to life.

"Whose AI robot is acting crazy on the internet again?"

"The programmers who write robots can be from niche fields, but they can't be unorthodox."

"This AI running video looks pretty realistic, but why are there 20-inch military boots?"

"Could it be that the Americans are testing their new AI model?"

People started arguing online about what they saw.

However, when the official account of the Taiwan Allied Forces announced, "Today, the Taiwan Allied Forces branch is officially established. In order to make the die-hards who are unable to see the general trend of history realize the overwhelming tide of history, and to prevent the Taiwan pro-independence government from selling out the country's territorial sovereignty and integrity, the Han Kuang Volunteer Army under the Taiwan Allied Forces will carry out a comprehensive recapture of the offshore islands controlled by Taiwan," netizens were still stunned.

Many people still find it hard to believe that Li Xinghe would actually send his troops to fight with Taiwan for control of the islands in the near sea.

"It's one thing to be weird, but this is just too weird."

Some people suddenly realized:

"Brother Li cut in line to get 002.5, turns out he wanted to use Taiwan as a pledge of allegiance!"

"Turtle Island has been captured... Green Island has also been captured..."

"Breaking news, they have arrived in Lanyu..."

The Han Kuang Volunteer Army therefore opened its own official account and issued the battle order: "The dragon flies ten thousand miles."

The accompanying image is quite striking: a red flag and a flying dragon.

Celebrating netizens flooded the accounts of the troops stationed on several islands with generous donations, likes, and positive reviews.

Overnight, all the soldiers who opened accounts received generous compensation, so much so that they were all writing applications to join Chinese citizenship.

Meanwhile, aboard the command ship, the military leaders pondered:

"They received hundreds of millions of RMB in tips in just one night, we have to control it."

It definitely needs to be controlled.

However, the coalition headquarters' method of control involved issuing a notification to deliver goods:

"We'll split the tips with the military. We'll split them 50/50. The Allied Forces headquarters has Japanese specialties from the Ryukyu Islands, which can help you establish a video sales channel. For islands with poor network conditions, the headquarters will help build signal towers and tourist areas."

The Taiwanese military lacks the capability to retaliate, while the Han Kuang Volunteer Army is essentially an existentialist force. Their reason for being stationed there is to prevent countries like the Philippines and Vietnam from seizing territory.

So after the show, everyone started their Douyin and Xiaohongshu lives.

A white soldier filmed a video singing: I love my country.

Mainland netizens left abstract comments in the comment section: "You're very patriotic, here's some RMB."

Anyway, this is something that makes everyone, except for the Taiwanese pro-independence government which is furious, very happy.

Everyone knows that those soldiers and warships were sent out by Li Xinghe, but the Taiwanese side still doesn't dare to face reality, doesn't dare to say a word, and is still frantically deleting posts.

Meanwhile, Li Xinghe in Tokyo also received many messages from "friends" on the mainland.