Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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"Regarding the new defense guidelines, the Ground Self-Defense Force requests strategic guidance."
"We need a more robust mobile force for island defense."
Li Xinghe said.
This is why Japan built the expensive and often unreliable Type 10 tank. Compared to the Type 90 tank, the new Type 10 tank is more suitable for mobile relocation in island defense.
Later, they found that the Type 10 tank was not very good, so they developed the Type 16 wheeled assault vehicle. Although it lacked armor, it achieved a relative balance between firepower and mobility, and thus created their target product.
The Ground Self-Defense Force's technical bureaucrats still looked utterly foolish:
"That……"
Li Xinghe had no choice but to give them some pointers:
"Drones, we need a lot of drones. We need to deploy more and better quality drone forces in every region and island."
"They do exist in Japan, but the price..."
Li Xinghe could only continue to provide personal guidance:
"Go to China."
"what?"
The Ground Self-Defense Force's technocrats remain as stupid as pigs.
"Don't go directly to the government, go find companies like Norinco to cooperate with! You idiot."
Li Xinghe finally understood why Chiang Kai-shek liked micromanagement. With the average skills of the Ground Self-Defense Force officers, could they possibly function without it?
He had no choice but to personally call Koide Zhangda and ask him to talk to Norinco about technology transfer, to develop a combined arms brigade configuration for an island mobile defense combat brigade for Japan, and then transfer it.
"What a bunch of idiots!"
In addition to the Self-Defense Forces, there is a new department called the Cabinet Financial Operations Command.
The modern woman, Huina, is graceful and beautiful, but few people know that she was once a financial fraudster.
She waved her little baton:
"The Norinchukin Bank has been reorganized into the Cabinet Central Bank, a state-owned bank that, while independent, primarily uses its funds for national strategic affairs. Apart from the ongoing arms deal with Mexico, our next financial operation target is to support the National Bank of Haiti, as Japan's overseas financial arm, to facilitate rapid settlement of trade (smuggling) with the United States."
The recent money-making projects have been either smuggling or arms dealing, so they can only focus on the island of Hispaniola.
……
Histi Island.
At this time, Haiti was undergoing tremendous changes.
Since this place is universally recognized as a cesspool, after the peacekeeping government moved in, apart from the Wuling minivan terror squads that regularly went to the countryside to "head the dead" and "kill bandits," most people and neighboring countries generally approved of the reforms here.
The booming smuggling industry also prompted large-scale civil engineering projects in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, to restore ruins and rebuild the city.
Although the entry of peacekeeping governments has led to a surge in large-scale smuggling, at least there has been no humanitarian crisis, right?
The UN peacekeeping hospital in Haiti.
The entrance was guarded by peacekeeping troops, and the hospital itself had no beds at all; it was actually just a collection of medicine warehouses.
The pharmaceutical sales team skillfully conducted transactions with pharmaceutical representatives from the United States and neighboring countries.
"Here, this is insulin made in China. It's only $10 a box."
"Do you want trenbolone? We also sell veterinary drugs, such as thrombocytidine."
"This is a special generic drug from India. It's very cheap, but its effectiveness is questionable. This is the same type of drug made in China. It costs $500 per strip and is very effective."
A peculiar new form of medical tourism has emerged in the United States.
With the assistance of pharmaceutical representatives from Hispaniola, a group of elderly Americans traveled to Port-au-Prince. Besides purchasing sexual services, they also bought medications they needed at local hospitals that were either not covered by US health insurance or were too expensive.
"All the drugs that are extremely expensive in the United States can be found here as generic versions from China and India!"
People in need of medication, such as diabetics, family members of Alzheimer's patients, and pancreatitis patients, who struggle to make ends meet under the distorted system in the United States, flocked south to Port-au-Prince.
This is the Haitian version of "Dying to Survive".
While Americans were flocking south to work as intermediaries for pharmaceuticals and smuggling, immigrants from Hispaniola were also heading north.
The peacekeeping government supports ordinary seafarers to be directly transferred abroad.
Simply training a few Haitians, having them load up a blimp with goods, and flying it across the ocean to Mississippi, so that both people and goods arrive in the US, is a clever smuggling strategy.
In a roadside alley, a group of men and women had just gathered when they were met with a severe crackdown by the government.
Several black men dressed in Chinese-language security uniforms and carrying batons rushed over:
"Prostitution is prohibited! It is forbidden for people with HIV to have sexual intercourse with others without disclosing their condition. Show us your ID cards! Come with us!"
The sale was controlled.
Several uneducated Black men could only pull out their ID cards, which were written in Chinese characters with common names like 'Hudi,' 'Juan,' 'Anxi,' and 'Moru.' This was the result of the peacekeeping government using Chinese databases to arbitrarily fill in names.
"Thondon Markut is here!"
Haitians shouted and yelled in the streets, then scattered in droves. Smugglers and traders fled in disarray.
Tourists on the roadside were shocked:
"What? Tundunmarkut?"
Fortunately, a tour guide explained to them:
"No, no, no, don't worry, it's just a common name. Actually, they are social morality police, mainly checking and spreading some strange ascetic ideas of Easterners. For example, things like 'you can't'."
It's worth mentioning that the biggest impression of the Japanese bureaucrats who came to Hispaniola for training was, "Has China's technology industry developed to this level?"
The various software programs they used were all provided by Chinese software vendors, quick, convenient, and cumbersome—they were all user-friendly, requiring only one click to operate, giving the impression of almost otherworldly technology. Therefore, although the people involved were Japanese, everyone implicitly agreed that Chinese was more convenient in government systems and in written communication—this is the advantage of technological progress.
Then, the group of Black people were taken to the district government's detention center.
But there was no beating here.
Each person received a cheap masturbation device made in Guangzhou. The leader, Tunton Markut, taught them how to use the device, how to clean it, and provided general medical knowledge.
Then, at the invitation of Tunton Maccutt, a local liberation theological priest arranged for the Black men to "marry" their sex toys in the detention center, and gave them his blessing.
"Now, you are married to this masturbation device. Remember, you must never share a wife with anyone, and you must never share your masturbation device! Otherwise, God will take back the blessing He gave you."
Because of the unreliable and intellectually challenged nature of illiterate Black people, the only way to warn them against sharing sex toys is to 'marry' them with sex toys to prevent cross-infection.
Such a magical scene could only happen in Haiti.
As for those who sell sex, in addition to providing them with condoms and suppressive drugs, they are also introduced to opportunities to work as female laborers, and the criminal organizations behind them are severely cracked down on.
In essence, the new Thondum Maccot in Haiti is jointly funded by the Christian Church in Haiti and the Haitian peacekeeping government.
The primary targets of this group's repression were men and women infected with HIV who couldn't control their sexual activity. The aim was to prevent them from spreading HIV through sexual intercourse with others, and also to prevent excessive discrimination against them. In short, this so-called social moral oversight was essentially a form of infectious disease screening and prevention.
As a result, foreign tourists have resumed their travel to Port-au-Prince.
Large numbers of foreigners gathered at the port, experiencing the primitive style and having fun.
In a bar in Port-au-Prince, many Americans come by boat on weekends to have fun.
All I heard was someone say:
"Have you heard? A batch of fighter jets from the Southern Command were secretly transferred away, reportedly heading towards Mexico."
The bartender mocked him:
"What kind of secret is this? It's ridiculous."
Everyone knows that the Mexican-American smuggling war is ongoing and fierce, with the United States deploying aircraft from all over the world to bomb Mexico, causing extremely serious civilian disasters. Therefore, Mexicans and drug cartels are extremely closely intertwined, and the border war has almost turned into a war of resistance against aggression.
The American guest was perhaps a bit drunk, and casually revealed a military secret:
"Tch, that's what you don't understand. These planes aren't heading to Mexico. They're heading to Pearl Harbor."
Pearl Harbor?
Isn't that heading towards Asia?
Although he didn't know the details, the bartender had seen American movies like Midway, which was about the US and Japan fighting.
The bartender remained composed.
But before he even finished get off work, he rushed out of the bar and headed to Tunton Markut's headquarters.
"I want to host it! I want to host it! American planes are heading to Pearl Harbor!"
Chapter 748: Miami Intelligence Leak, Doolittle Raid on Tokyo (4400 words)
The U.S. military's secrecy has always been a huge blunder.
As we all know, if you want to find information about a US military base, you only need to search for the base's English name on public online platforms, and you can immediately find countless photos and videos of the base on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and even Pornhub.
Despite repeated orders from the U.S. military to maintain secrecy, American soldiers don't care. They take photos and post videos without any restraint, often revealing military secrets.
This leak was not a deliberate scheme by Tunton Marcus, but rather stemmed from employees of the Southern Command in Florida who, under increasing pressure to enjoy life and leisure, chose to spend their weekends by boat to Port-au-Prince to enjoy a blissful life costing less than $50 a day. In their drunken stupor, they would reveal everything they knew.
It wasn't just the Southern Command; you could even see people from the Department of Homeland Security and the Coast Guard partying and drinking with smugglers. Just handing those photos over to the media would be enough to get many people fired.
Therefore, the bartenders, waiters, and even the various hotels catering to foreigners in the port area were all natural informants of Tundunmarkut. And the reward for their intelligence gathering was actually not much: various cheap, expired instant noodles.
"I'm calling! Southern Command fighters are heading for Pearl Harbor!"
The bartender, who had bravely organized the event, was soon discovered to have some unusual circumstances and was sent to the peacekeeping command by the moral police.
The headquarters is located on the east side of the National Palace in Haiti, and a large portrait of Li Xinghe hangs in the room.
"This is no ordinary US military force; it must be targeting our President!"
Ha Heoncheol keenly sensed that something was wrong.
Because the U.S. Southern Command was not involved in the Pacific theater at all, their 12th Air Force was primarily responsible for the defense of the Americas, and in practice, it was always a second-line force. The 12th Air Force consisted of various F-15s/F-16s and a very small number of F-35As. Could these aircraft, deployed to Pearl Harbor, really be used to defend against fish in the water?
Facing the excited bartender, Ha Heon-cheol was very generous:
"I'll send you 100... no, 1000 boxes of instant noodles! Plus 100 boxes of various canned goods."
"Thank you!" the bartender exclaimed with delight.
In Haiti at this time, it's best not to reward the people with money, but rather with supplies. A box of near-expiry instant noodles is far more valuable than a handful of colorful banknotes. The bartender immediately received hero treatment; not only was he driven home in a peacekeeping truck, but boxes of supplies were also unloaded at his house, instantly drawing the envy of the surrounding residents.
The bartender's family was overjoyed to see the instant noodles.
"Are we Japanese? How can we eat instant noodles every day?"
This is another common complaint among Americans. Due to the severe shortage of daily food supplies, even fast food has become a luxury item, so instant noodles have become a staple for many. Many people can only complain about eating this Japanese-originating fast food every day, subtly implying a sense of belittling by referring to themselves as Japanese.
But for Haitians, who live right next to the United States, saying this reflects a completely different mindset. Being able to eat instant noodles every day is already a heavenly luxury.
The bartender naturally replied:
"So I am very grateful to the Presidents of Japan and South Korea, and this gentleman whose name is... what is his name?"
They pasted Li Xinghe's photo on the image of God for worship.
This is something that Christian churches in underdeveloped countries often do.
The Christian churches on the island of Haiti are among the few conscientious grassroots organizations in the region. They adhere to various schools of liberation theology and regularly interact with the United Nations. After the peacekeeping forces landed, the Haitian churches proactively cooperated to eliminate local bullies and assisted the peacekeeping forces in rural mobilization efforts, essentially serving as the most basic level of governance for the peacekeeping government.
Providing sex toys to ordinary Black people is a government practice, but holding weddings for Black people and sex toys is a church practice to prevent them from selling or misusing them.
In an effort to clean up this mess, the church and the government supported each other and managed to get things moving.
This strange news gradually turned into a major test as He Xianzhe and He Yang, who was preparing to leave, sat down to discuss it.
"In order to protect our boss, we must investigate why the 12th Air Force was suddenly mobilized," He Yang pondered.
Ha Heon-cheol proposed:
"Let Donald Trump Jr. ask him? He's at Mar-a-Lago."
"Donald Trump Jr. is a big idiot, he's no good."
Trump Jr. may have inherited his father's genes. His business career was fraught with setbacks and quite disastrous, and after entering politics, he lacked even the most basic political common sense, requiring explanations to be given. For example, he once declared that "Hungary should invest in the United States," completely unaware that Hungary is the EU's most pro-China country and a peripheral nation in need of Chinese investment.
Perhaps he has achieved the ultimate similarity in resemblance to Trump.
The audacious He Yang suddenly proposed:
"Why don't we just go and investigate the U.S. Southern Command? It's right across the ocean in Miami. And I have a U.S. military identity."
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